<h2 id="id02157" style="margin-top: 4em">CHAPTER XXXVIII</h2>
<p id="id02158" style="margin-top: 2em">Rehearsing</p>
<p id="id02159" style="margin-top: 2em">'How did you get on at the rehearsal today?' Edith asked.</p>
<p id="id02160">Bruce was looking rather depressed.</p>
<p id="id02161">'Not very well. You can't think how much jealousy there is in these
things! When you rehearse with people day after day you begin to find
out what their real characters are. And Mitchell always had a very nasty
temper. Of course, <i>he</i> says it's quick and soon over. He thinks that's
the best kind to have. I think he's rather proud of it. The fact is he
has it so often that it's as bad as if it were slow and not soon over.
First of all, you know, there was a kind of scene about whether or not I
should shave for the part of the footman. <i>He</i> said I ought. <i>I</i>
declared I wouldn't ruin my appearance just for the sake of a miserable
little part like that; in fact, I might say for a few minutes in a
couple of hours during one evening in my life! At last we compromised.
I'm to wear a kind of thing invented by Clarkson, or somebody like that,
which gums down the moustache, so that you don't notice it'</p>
<p id="id02162">'But you don't notice it, anyhow, much.'</p>
<p id="id02163">'What do you mean by that?'</p>
<p id="id02164">'I don't mean anything. But I never heard of anybody noticing it. No-one
has ever made any remark to me about it.'</p>
<p id="id02165">'They wouldn't take the liberty. It can't have passed unnoticed,
because, if it had, why should Mitchell ask me to shave?'</p>
<p id="id02166">'There is something in that, I must admit,' she answered.</p>
<p id="id02167">'Well, I consented to this suggestion of Mitchell's, though I don't like
it at all, and I daresay it will spoil my appearance altogether. It was
about something else we had a bit of a tiff this afternoon. We were
going through the whole play, and one or two people were to be allowed
to see us. Mitchell said he expected a certain manager, who is a pal of
his, to criticise us—give us some hints, and so on. I saw a man who
hadn't been there before, and I spotted him at once. He looked like a
celebrity. Without waiting for an introduction, I went up and asked him
what he thought of our performance. He said it seemed all right. Then I
asked him if he considered my reading of my part what he would have done
himself, and he laughed and said, "Yes, very much the same." We were
criticising the other actors and having a long talk—at least <i>I</i> was
having a long talk,—<i>he</i> didn't say much—when he suddenly said, "I'm
afraid you must excuse me," and went away. Then Mitchell came up to me
and said, "How on earth is it you had so much to say to that chap?" I
said (still believing he was the manager) that he was an old
acquaintance of mine, at least, I had known him a long time—on and
off—and that he seemed very pleased to see me again. Mitchell said,
"Oh, you met him before today, did you?" I answered, "Yes, rather," and
I said, "He was very friendly, I must say. He's very pleased with my
performance. I shouldn't be surprised if he sends me a box for his First
Night. If he does you must come, you and Mrs Mitchell." As a matter of
fact, I <i>had</i> hinted that I should like a box for the First Night at the
Haymarket, and he had laughed good-naturedly, and said, "Oh, yes." So it
was really no wonder that I regarded that as a promise. Well, when I
told him that, Mitchell said, "He offered you a box, did he? Very nice
of him. You know who he is, don't you? He's a man who has come to see
about the electric lighting for the footlights. I've never seen him
before." Now, you know, Edith, it was a most infernal shame of Mitchell
to let me make the mistake with his eyes open. Here was I talking about
acting and plays, deferentially consulting him, asking for artistic
hints and boxes from an electrical engineer! Oh, it's too bad, it
really is.'</p>
<p id="id02168">'So you quarrelled with Mitchell again?'</p>
<p id="id02169">'We had a few words.'</p>
<p id="id02170">'Then the manager was not there?'</p>
<p id="id02171">'No; he'd promised, but didn't turn up. I told Mitchell what I thought
of him in very plain terms. I went so far even as to threaten to throw
up my part, and he said, "Well, all right, if you don't like it you can
give it up at any time," I said, "Who else could you get at the last
minute to play a footman's part?" and he said, "Our footman!"'</p>
<p id="id02172">'That would be realism, wouldn't it?'</p>
<p id="id02173">'I was awfully hurt, but it was settled I was to stick to it. Then there
are other things. That horrid Miss Flummerfelt—how I do dislike that
girl—had been silly enough to go boasting to Mrs Mitchell of my
invitation to lunch the other day.'</p>
<p id="id02174">'Boasting!' said Edith.</p>
<p id="id02175">'Yes, it was a shame, because of course I only asked her simply and
solely as a way of returning some of the Mitchells' hospitality—'</p>
<p id="id02176">'Then why did you mind their knowing?' Edith inquired.</p>
<p id="id02177">'I <i>didn't</i> mind their knowing. How stupid you are, Edith. But I
objected strongly to the tone in which Miss Flummerfelt had evidently
spoken of it—to the light in which she had represented the whole thing.
Mrs Mitchell came up to me in her soft purring way—what a horrid little
woman she is!'</p>
<p id="id02178">'Why, you told me she was so sweet and charming!'</p>
<p id="id02179">'I didn't know her so well then. She came up to me and said, "Oh, Mr
Ottley, will you think it rude of me if I suggest that you don't ask
dear Elsa out to lunch any more? She said it's so awkward always
refusing, but she's not allowed to go out like that without her mother.
In fact, though her father is German by birth, she's been brought up
quite in the French style. And though, of course, we know you meant no
harm, she's positively shocked. You really mustn't flirt with her, Mr
Ottley. She doesn't like it. In fact, she asked me to speak to you about
it." There was a nice position for me, Edith! Isn't Miss Flummerfelt a
treacherous little beast?'</p>
<p id="id02180">'I thought you said she was so enormously tall. A regal-looking creature
was what you called her the first time you met her. Anyhow, you must
have been trying to flirt with her, Bruce. I think it rather serves you
right. Well, what happened?'</p>
<p id="id02181">'I said that I was very much astonished at Miss Flummerfelt's
misunderstanding me so completely. I even said that some girls have a
way of taking everything as if it was meant—in that sort of way, and
that I had only asked her to lunch to meet my wife. But, of course, I
promised not to do it again. And now it will be rather awful at the
rehearsals, because Mrs Mitchell, of course, told her back, and Miss
Flummerfelt and I don't speak.'</p>
<p id="id02182">'Well, after all, it doesn't matter so very much. You only have to
announce her. It's with the woman who plays Lady Jenkins you have your
longer scene, isn't it? What is she like?'</p>
<p id="id02183">'Mrs Abbot, do you mean? Oh, I don't think much of her. She's acted
before and thinks herself quite as good as a professional, and
frightfully smart. She's the most absurd snob you ever saw. She had the
cheek to criticise me and say that I don't move about the room
naturally, like a real footman. I told her, rather ironically, that I
was afraid I'd never been one. So she answered, "Still, you might have
seen one." Oh, I have a good deal to go through, one way and another!'</p>
<p id="id02184">'You'll be glad when it's over, won't you?'</p>
<p id="id02185">'Very glad. The strain's telling on my health. But I've been better on
the whole, I think, don't you?'</p>
<p id="id02186">'Yes, indeed. You know you have to be,' Edith said.</p>
<p id="id02187">'Of course—I know. Try not to make me late again tomorrow.'</p>
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