<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIII</h2>
<h3>MRS. BINDLE'S DISCOVERY</h3>
<p class="center">I</p>
<p>On Wednesday evenings, Mrs. Bindle went to
chapel to engage in the weekly temperance
service. As temperance meetings always
engendered in Mrs. Bindle the missionary spirit, Bindle
selected Wednesday for what he called his "night
out."</p>
<p>If he got home early, it was to encounter Mrs.
Bindle's prophetic views as to the hereafter of those
who spent their leisure in gin-palaces.</p>
<p>At first Mrs. Bindle had shown her resentment by
waiting up until Bindle returned; but as he made
that return later each Wednesday, she had at last
capitulated, and it became no longer necessary for him
to walk the streets until two o'clock in the morning,
in order to slip upstairs unchallenged as to where he
expected to go when he died.</p>
<p>One Wednesday night, as he was on his way home,
whistling "Bubbles" at the stretch of his powers, he
observed the figure of a girl standing under a lamp-post,
her head bent, her shoulders moving convulsively.</p>
<p>"'Ullo—'ullo!" he cried. "Wot's the matter
now?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>At Bindle's words she gave him a fleeting glance,
then, turning once more to the business on hand, sobbed
the louder.</p>
<p>"Wot's wrong, my dear?" Bindle enquired, regarding
her with a puzzled expression. "Oo's been
'urting you?"</p>
<p>"I'm—I'm afraid," she sobbed.</p>
<p>"Afraid! There ain't nothink to be afraid of when
Joe Bindle's about. Wot you afraid of?"</p>
<p>"I'm—I'm afraid to go home," sobbed the girl.</p>
<p>"Afraid to go 'ome," repeated Bindle. "Why?"</p>
<p>"M-m-m-m-mother."</p>
<p>"Wot's up with 'er? She ill?"</p>
<p>"She—she'll kill me."</p>
<p>"Ferocious ole bird," he muttered. Then to the
girl, "'Ere, you didn't ought to be out at this time o'
night, a young gal like you. Why, it's gettin' on for
twelve. Wot's wrong with Ma?"</p>
<p>"She'll kill me. I darsen't go home." She looked
up at Bindle, a pathetic figure, with twitching mouth
and frightened eyes. Then, controlling her sobs, she
told her story.</p>
<p>She had been to Richmond with a girl friend, and
some boys had taken them for a run on their motorcycles.
One of the cycles had developed engine-trouble
and, instead of being home by ten, it was half-past
eleven before she got to Putney Bridge Station.</p>
<p>"I darsen't go home," she wailed, as she finished
her story. "Mother'll kill me. She said she would
last time. I know she will," and again she began to
cry, this time without any effort to shield her tear-<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</SPAN></span>stained
face. Fear had rendered her regardless of
appearances.</p>
<p>"'Ere, I'll take you 'ome," cried Bindle, with the
air of a man who has arrived at a mighty decision. "If
Mrs. B. gets to 'ear of it, there'll be an 'ell of a row
though," he muttered.</p>
<p>The girl appeared undecided.</p>
<p>"You won't let her hurt me?" she asked, with
the appealing look of a frightened child.</p>
<p>"Well, I can't start scrappin' with your ma, my
dear," he said uncertainly; "but I'll do my best. My
missis is a bit of a scrapper, you see, an' I've learned
'ow to 'andle 'em. Of course, if she liked 'ymns an'
salmon, it'd be sort of easier," he mused, "not that
there's much chance of gettin' a tin' o' salmon at this
time o' night."</p>
<p>The girl, unaware of his habit of trading on Mrs.
Bindle's fondness for tinned salmon and hymn tunes,
looked at him with widened eyes.</p>
<p>"No," he continued, "it's got to be tack this time.
'Ere, come along, young un, we can't stay 'ere all night.
Where jer live?"</p>
<p>She indicated with a nod the end of the street in
which they stood.</p>
<p>"Well, 'ere goes," he cried, starting off, the girl
following. As they proceeded, her steps became more
and more reluctant, until at last she stopped dead.</p>
<p>"'Wot's up now?" he enquired, looking over his
shoulder.</p>
<p>"I darsen't go in," she said tremulously. "I
d-d-darsen't."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"'Ere, come along," cried Bindle persuasively.
"Your ma can't eat you. Which 'ouse is it?"</p>
<p>"That one." She nodded in the direction of a
gate opposite a lamp-post, fear and misery in her
eyes.</p>
<p>"Come along, my dear. I won't let 'er 'urt you,"
and, taking her gently by the arm, he led her towards
the gate. Here, however, the girl stopped once more
and clung convulsively to the railings, half-dead with
fright.</p>
<p>Opening the gate, Bindle walked up the short tiled
path and, reaching up, grasped the knocker. As he
did so, the door opened with such suddenness that he
lurched forward, almost into the arms of a stout woman
with a fiery face and angry eyes.</p>
<p>From Bindle her gaze travelled to the shrinking
figure clinging to the railings.</p>
<p>"You old villain!" she cried, in a voice hoarse with
passion, making a dive at Bindle, who, dodging nimbly,
took cover behind a moth-eaten evergreen in the centre
of the diminutive front garden.</p>
<p>"You just let me catch you, keeping my gal out
like this, and you old enough to be her father, too.
As for you, my lady, you just wait till I get you
indoors. I'll show you, coming home at this time o'
night."</p>
<p>She made another dive at Bindle; but her bulk
was against her, and he found no difficulty in evading
the attack.</p>
<p>"What d'you mean by it?" she demanded, as she
glared at him across the top of the evergreen, "and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</SPAN></span>
'er not seventeen yet. For two pins I'd have you
taken up."</p>
<p>"'Ere, old 'ard, missis," cried Bindle, keeping a wary
eye upon his antagonist. "I ain't wot you think.
I'm a dove, that's wot I am, an' 'ere are you a-playin'
chase-me-Charlie round this 'ere——"</p>
<p>"Wait till I get you," she shouted, drowning Bindle's
protest. "I'll give you dove, keeping my gal out all
hours. You just wait. I'll show you, or my name
ain't Annie Brunger."</p>
<p>She made another dive at him; but, by a swift
movement, he once more placed the diminutive evergreen
between them.</p>
<p>"Mother!—mother!" The girl rushed forward
and clung convulsively to her mother's arm. "Mother,
don't!"</p>
<p>"You wait, my lady," cried Mrs. Brunger, shaking
off her daughter's hand. "I'll settle with you when
I've finished with him, the beauty. I'll show
him!"</p>
<p>The front door of the house on the right slowly
opened, and a curl-papered head peeped out. Two
doors away on the other side a window was raised,
and a man's bald head appeared. The hounds of
scandal scented blood.</p>
<p>"Mother!" The girl shook her mother's arm
desperately. "Mother, don't! This gentleman came
home with me because I was afraid."</p>
<p>"What's that?" Mrs. Brunger turned to her
daughter, who stood with pleading eyes clutching her
arm, her own fears momentarily forgotten.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"He saw me crying and said he'd come home with
me because——Oh, mother, don't!—don't!"</p>
<p>Two windows on the opposite side of the way were
noisily pushed up, and heads appeared.</p>
<p>"'Ere, look 'ere, missis," cried Bindle, seizing his
opportunity. "It's no use a-chasin' me round this
'ere gooseberry bush. I told you I ain't no lion. I
come to smooth things over. A sort o' dove, you
know."</p>
<p>"Mother!—mother!" Again the girl clutched her
mother's arm, shaking it in her excitement. "I was
afraid to come home, honestly I was, and—and he saw
me crying and—and said——" Sobs choked her
further utterance.</p>
<p>"Come inside, the pair of you." Mrs. Brunger had
at length become conscious of the interest of her
neighbours. "Some folks never can mind their own
business," she added, as a thrust at the inquisitive.
Turning her back on the delinquent pair, she marched
in at the door, along the short passage to the kitchen
at the farther end, where the gas was burning.</p>
<p>Bindle followed her confidently, and stood, cap in
hand, by the kitchen-table, looking about him with
interest. The girl, however, remained flattened against
the side of the passage, as if anxious to efface herself.</p>
<p>"Elsie, if you don't come in, I'll fetch you," announced
the mother threateningly.</p>
<p>Elsie slid along the wall and round the door-post,
making for the corner of the room farthest from her
mother. There she stood with terrified eyes fixed upon
her parent.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Now, then, what have you two got to say for
yourselves?" Mrs. Brunger looked from Bindle to
her daughter, with the air of one who is quite prepared
to assume the responsibilities of Providence.</p>
<p>"Well, it was like this 'ere," said Bindle easily. "I
see 'er," he jerked his thumb in the direction of the
girl, "cryin' under a lamp-post down the street, so I
asks 'er wot's up."</p>
<p>Bindle paused, and Mrs. Brunger turned to her
daughter with a look of interrogation.</p>
<p>"I—I——" began the girl, then she, too, stopped
abruptly.</p>
<p>"You've been with that hussy Mabel Warnes again."
There was accusation and conviction in Mrs. Brunger's
tone. "Don't you deny it," she continued, although
the girl made no sign of doing so. "I warned you
what I'd do to you if you went out with that fast little
baggage again, and I'll do it, so help me God, I will."
Her voice was rising angrily.</p>
<p>"'Ere, look 'ere, missis——" began Bindle.</p>
<p>"My name's Brunger—Mrs. Brunger," she added,
to prevent any possibility of misconception. "I
thought I told you once."</p>
<p>"You did," said Bindle cheerfully. "Now, look
'ere," he continued persuasively, "we're only young
once."</p>
<p>Mrs. Brunger snorted disdainfully; and the look she
gave her daughter caused the girl to shrink closer to
the wall.</p>
<p>"Rare cove I was for gettin' 'ome late," remarked
Bindle reminiscently.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"More shame you," was the uncompromising
retort.</p>
<p>"Shouldn't wonder if you was a bit late now an'
again when you was a gal," he continued, looking up at
Mrs. Brunger with critical appreciation—"or else the
chaps didn't know wot was wot," he added.</p>
<p>"Two blacks don't make a white," was Mrs. Brunger's
obscure comment.</p>
<p>"Yes; but a gal can't 'elp bein' pretty," continued
Bindle, following the line of his reasoning. "Now, if
you'd been like some ma's, no one wouldn't 'ave wanted
to keep 'er out."</p>
<p>"Who are you getting at?" demanded Mrs. Brunger;
but there was no displeasure in her voice.</p>
<p>"It's only the pretty ones wot gets kept out late,"
continued Bindle imperturbably, his confidence rising
at the signs of a weakening defence. "Now, with a
ma like you," he paused eloquently, "it was bound to
'appen. You didn't ought to be too 'ard on the gal,
although, mind you," he said, turning to the culprit,
"she didn't ought to go out with gals against her ma's
wishes, an' she's goin' to be a good gal in future—ain't
that so, my dear?"</p>
<p>The girl nodded her head vigorously.</p>
<p>"There, you see," continued Bindle, turning once
more to Mrs. Brunger, whose face was showing marked
signs of relaxation. "Now, if I was a young chap
again," he continued, looking from mother to daughter,
"well, anythink might 'appen."</p>
<p>"Go on with you, do." Mrs. Brunger's good humour
was returning.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Well, I suppose I must," said Bindle, with a grin.
"It's about time I was 'opping it."</p>
<p>His announcement seemed to arouse the girl. Hitherto
she had stood a silent witness, puzzled at the strange
turn events were taking; but now she realised that
her protector was about to leave her to the enemy.
She started forward, and clutched Bindle by the
arm.</p>
<p>"Don't go!—oh, don't go! I——" She stopped
suddenly, and looked across at her mother.</p>
<p>"You ain't a-goin' to be too 'ard on 'er?" said
Bindle, interpreting the look.</p>
<p>Mrs. Brunger looked irresolute. Her anger found
its source in the mother-instinct of protection rather
than in bad temper. Bindle was quick to take advantage
of her indecision. With inspiration he turned to
the girl.</p>
<p>"Now, you mustn't worry yer ma, my dear. She's
got quite enough to see to without bein' bothered by a
pretty little 'ead like yours. Now, if she forgives you,
will you promise 'er not to be late again, an' not to go
with that gal wot she don't like?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, yes! I won't, mums, honestly." She
looked appealingly at her mother, and saw something
in her face that was reassuring, for a moment later she
was clinging almost fiercely to her mother's arm.</p>
<p>"You must come in one Saturday evening and see
my husband," said Mrs. Brunger a few minutes later,
as Bindle fumbled with the latch of the hall door.
"He's on <i>The Daily Age</i>, and is only home a-Saturday
nights."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh, do, <i>please</i>!" cried the girl, smiles having
chased all but the marks of tears from her face, and
Bindle promised that he would.</p>
<p>"Now, if Mrs. B. was to 'ear of these little goin's
on," he muttered, as he walked towards Fenton Street,
"there'd be an 'ell of a row. Mrs. B.'s a good woman
an', bein' a good woman, she's bound to think the
worst," and he swung open the gate that led to his
"Little Bit of 'Eaven."</p>
<p class="center">II</p>
<p>"Good afternoon, Mrs. Stitchley."</p>
<p>"Good afternoon, Mrs. Bindle. I 'ope I 'aven't
come at a inconvenient time."</p>
<p>"No, please come in," said Mrs. Bindle, with almost
geniality, as she stood aside to admit her caller, then,
closing the front-door behind her, she opened that
leading to the parlour.</p>
<p>"Will you just wait here a minute, Mrs. Stitchley,
and I'll pull up the blind?" she said.</p>
<p>Mrs. Stitchley smirked and smiled, whilst Mrs. Bindle
made her way, with amazing dexterity, through the
maze of things with which the room was crammed,
in the direction of the window.</p>
<p>A moment later, she pulled up the dark-green blind,
which was always kept drawn so that the carpet might
not fade, and the sunlight shuddered into the room.
It revealed a grievous medley of antimacassared chairs,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</SPAN></span>
stools, photograph-frames, pictures and ornaments,
all of which were very dear to Mrs. Bindle's heart.</p>
<p>"Won't you sit down, Mrs. Stitchley?" enquired
Mrs. Bindle primly. Mrs. Stitchley was inveterate in
her attendance at the Alton Road Chapel; Bindle
had once referred to her as "a chapel 'og."</p>
<p>"Thank you, my dear, thank you," said Mrs. Stitchley,
whose manner exuded friendliness.</p>
<p>She looked about her dubiously, and it was Mrs.
Bindle who settled matters by indicating a chair of
stamped-plush, the seat of which rose hard and high
in the centre. Over the back was an ecru antimacassar,
tied with a pale-blue ribbon. After a moment's hesitation,
Mrs. Stitchley entrusted it with her person.</p>
<p>"It's a long time since I see you, Mrs. Bindle."
They had met three evenings previously at chapel.</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle smiled feebly. She always suspected
Mrs. Stitchley of surreptitious drinking, in spite of the
fact that she belonged to the chapel Temperance
Society. Mrs. Stitchley's red nose, coupled with the
passion she possessed for chewing cloves, had made
her fellow-worshipper suspicious.</p>
<p>"Wot a nice room," Mrs. Stitchley looked about
her appreciatively, "so genteel, and 'ow refined."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle smirked.</p>
<p>"I was sayin' to Stitchley only yesterday mornin'
at breakfast—he was 'avin' sausages, 'e bein' so fond
of 'em—'Mrs. Bindle 'as taste,' I says, '<i>and</i> refinement.'"</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle, who had seated herself opposite her
visitor, drew in her chin and folded her hands before<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</SPAN></span>
her, with the air of one who is receiving only what she
knows to be her due.</p>
<p>There was a slight pause.</p>
<p>"Yes," said Mrs. Stitchley, with a sigh, "I was
always one for refinement <i>and</i> respectability."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle said nothing. She was wondering why
Mrs. Stitchley had called. Although she would not
have put it into words, or even allow it to find form in
her thoughts, she knew Mrs. Stitchley to be a woman
to whom gossip was the breath of life.</p>
<p>"Now you're wonderin' why I've come, my dear,"
continued Mrs. Stitchley, who always grew more
friendly as her calls lengthened, "but it's a dooty. I
says to Stitchley this mornin', 'There's that poor, dear
Mrs. Bindle a-livin' in innocence of the way in which
she's bein' vilated.'" Mrs. Stitchley was sometimes a
little loose in the way she constructed her sentences
and the words she selected.</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle's lips began to assume a hard line.</p>
<p>"I don't understand, Mrs. Stitchley," she said.</p>
<p>"Jest wot I says to Stitchley, 'She don't know, the
poor lamb,' I says, ''ow she's bein' deceived, 'ow she's——'"
Mrs. Stitchley paused, not from any sense of
the dramatic; but because of a violent hiccough that
had assailed her.</p>
<p>"Excuse me, mum—Mrs. Bindle," she corrected
herself; "but I always was a one for 'iccups, an' when it
ain't 'iccups it's spasms. Stitchley was sayin' to me
only yesterday, no it wasn't, it was the day before,
that——"</p>
<p>"Won't you tell me what you were going to?" said<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</SPAN></span>
Mrs. Bindle. She knew of old how rambling were
Mrs. Stitchley's methods of narration.</p>
<p>"To be sure, to be sure," and she nodded until the
jet ornament in her black bonnet seemed to have
become palsied. "Well, my dear, it's like this. As
I was sayin' to Stitchley this mornin', 'I can't see poor
Mrs. Bindle deceived by that monster.' I see through
'im that evenin', a-turnin' your 'appy party into——"
she paused for a simile—"into wot 'e turned it
into," she added with inspiration.</p>
<p>"Oh! the wickedness of this world, Mrs. Bindle.
Oh! the sin and error." She cast up her bleary,
watery blue eyes, and gazed at the yellow paper flycatcher,
and once more the jet ornament began to
shiver.</p>
<p>"Please tell me what it is, Mrs. Stitchley," said Mrs.
Bindle, conscious of a sense of impending disaster.</p>
<p>"The wicked man, the cruel, heartless creature;
but they're all the same, as I tell Stitchley, and him
with a wife like you, Mrs. Bindle, to carry on with a
young Jezebel like that, to——"</p>
<p>"Carry on with a young Jezebel!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle's whole manner had changed. Her
uprightness seemed to have become emphasised, and
the grim look about her mouth had hardened into one
of menace. Her eyes, hard as two pieces of steel,
seemed to pierce through her visitor's brain. "What
do you mean?" she demanded.</p>
<p>Instinctively Mrs. Stitchley recoiled.</p>
<p>"As I says to Stitchley——" she began, when Mrs.
Bindle broke in.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Never mind Mr. Stitchley," she snapped. "Tell
me what you mean."</p>
<p>Mrs. Stitchley looked hurt. Things were not going
exactly as she had planned. In the retailing of
scandal, she was an artist, and she constructed her
periods with a view to their dramatic effect upon her
listener.</p>
<p>"Yes," she continued reminiscently, "'e's been a
good 'usbindt 'as Stitchley. Never no gallivanting
with other females. 'E's always said: 'Matilda, my
dear, there won't never be another woman for me.'
His very words, Mrs. Bindle, I assure <i>you</i>," and Mrs.
Stitchley preened herself like a moth-eaten peacock.</p>
<p>"You were saying——" began Mrs. Bindle.</p>
<p>"To be sure, to be sure," said Mrs. Stitchley; "but
we all 'ave our crosses to bear. The Lord will give
you strength, Mrs. Bindle, just as He gave me strength
when Stitchley lorst 'is leg. 'The Lord giveth and
the Lord taketh away,'" she added enigmatically.</p>
<p>"Mrs. Stitchley," said Mrs. Bindle, rising with an
air of decision, "I insist on your telling me what you
mean."</p>
<p>"Ah! my dear," said Mrs. Stitchley, with an emotion
in her voice that she usually kept for funerals, "I
knew 'ow it would be. I says to Stitchley, 'Stitchley,'
I says, 'that poor, dear woman will suffer. She was
made for sufferin'. She's one of them gentle, tender
lambs, that's trodden underfoot by the serpent's tooth
of man's lust; but she will bear 'er cross.' Them was
my very words, Mrs. Bindle," she added, indifferent
to the mixture of metaphor.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle looked at her visitor helplessly. Her
face was very white; but she realised Mrs. Stitchley's
loquacity was undammable.</p>
<p>"A-takin' 'ome a young gal at two o'clock in the
mornin', and then bein' asked in by 'er mother—and
'er father away at 'is work every night—and 'er not
mor'n seventeen, and all the neighbours with their
'eads out of the windows, and 'er a-screechin' and
askin' of 'er mother not to 'it 'er, and 'er sayin' 'Wait
'till I get you, my gal,' and callin' 'im an ole villain.
'E ought to be took up. I says to Stitchley, 'Stitchley,'
I says, 'that man ought to be took up, an' it's only
because of Lord George that 'e ain't.'"</p>
<p>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Bindle made an effort
to control herself. "Who was it that took some one
home at two o'clock in the morning?"</p>
<p>"You poor lamb," croaked Mrs. Stitchley, gazing
up at Mrs. Bindle, whose unlamblike qualities were
never more marked than at that moment. "You
poor lamb. You're being deceived, Mrs. Bindle, cruelly
and wickedly vilated. Your 'usbindt's carrying on
with a young gal wot might 'ave been 'is daughter.
Oh! the wickedness of this world, the——"</p>
<p>"I don't believe it."</p>
<p>Mrs. Stitchley started back. The words seemed
almost to hit her in the face. She blinked her eyes
uncertainly, as she looked at Mrs. Bindle, the
embodiment of an outraged wife and a vengeful
fury.</p>
<p>"I'm afraid I must be going, my dear," said Mrs.
Stitchley; "but I felt I ought to tell you."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Not until you've told me everything," said Mrs.
Bindle, with decision, as she moved towards the door,
"and you don't leave this room until you've explained
what you mean."</p>
<p>Mrs. Stitchley turned round in her chair as Mrs.
Bindle passed across the room, surprise and fear in her
eyes.</p>
<p>"Lord a mercy me!" she cried. "Don't ee take
on like that, Mrs. Bindle. 'E ain't worth it."</p>
<p>Then Mrs. Bindle proceeded to make it abundantly
clear to Mrs. Stitchley that she required the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth, without
unnecessary circumlocution, verbiage, or obscuring
metaphor.</p>
<p>At the end of five minutes she had reduced her visitor
to a state of tearful compliance.</p>
<p>At first her periods halted; but she soon got into
her stride and swung along with obvious enjoyment.</p>
<p>"My sister-in-law, not as she is my sister-in-law
regler, Stitchley's father 'avin' married twice, 'is second
bein' a widow with five of 'er own, an' 'er not twenty-nine
at the time, reckless, I calls it. As I was sayin',
Mrs. Coggles, 'er name's enough to give you a pain,
an' the state of 'er 'ome, my dear——" Mrs. Stitchley
raised her eyes to the ceiling as if words failed her.</p>
<p>"Well," she continued after a momentary pause,
during which Mrs. Bindle looked at her without moving
a muscle, "as I was sayin', Mrs. Coggles"—she shuddered
slightly as she pronounced the name—"she lives
in Arloes Road, No. 9, pink tie-ups to 'er curtains
she 'as, an' that flashy in 'er dress. Well, well!" she<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</SPAN></span>
concluded, as if Christian charity had come to her aid.</p>
<p>"She told me all about it. She was jest a-goin' to
bed, bein' late on account of 'Ector, that's 'er seventh,
ten months old an' still at the breast, disgustin' I calls
it, 'avin' wot she thought was convulsions, an' 'earin'
the row an' 'ubbub, she goes to the door an' sees everythink,
an' that's the gospel truth, Mrs. Bindle, if I was
to be struck down like Sulphira."</p>
<p>She then proceeded to give a highly elaborated and
ornate account of Bindle's adventure of some six weeks
previously. She accompanied her story with a wealth
of detail, most of which was inaccurate, coupled with
the assurance that the Lord and Mrs. Stitchley would
undoubtedly do all in their power to help Mrs. Bindle
in her hour of trial.</p>
<p>Finally, Mrs. Stitchley found herself walking down
the little tiled path that led to the Bindles' outer gate,
in her heart a sense of great injustice.</p>
<p>"Never so much as bite or sup," she mumbled, as
she turned out of the gate, taking care to leave it open,
"and me a-tellin' 'er all wot I told 'er. I've come across
meanness in my time; but I never been refused a
cup-o'-tea, an' me fatiguing myself something cruel
to go an' tell 'er. I don't wonder he took up with
that bit of a gal."</p>
<p>That night she confided in her husband. "Stitchley,"
she said, "there ain't never smoke without fire,
you mark my words," and Stitchley, glancing up from
his newspaper, enquired what the 'ell she was gassing
about; but she made no comment beyond emphasising,
once more, that he was to mark her words.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>That afternoon, Mrs. Bindle worked with a vigour
unusual even in her. She attacked the kitchen fire,
hurled into the sink a flat-iron that had the temerity
to get too hot, scrubbed boards that required no
scrubbing, washed linoleum that was spotless, blackleaded
where to blacklead was like painting the lily.
In short, she seemed determined to exhaust her energies
and her anger upon the helpless and inanimate things
about her.</p>
<p>From time to time there burst from her closed lips a
sound as of one who has difficulty in holding back her
pent-up feelings.</p>
<p>At length, having cleaned everything that was cleanable,
she prepared a cup-of-tea, which she drank standing.
Then, removing her apron and taking her bonnet
from the dresser-drawer, she placed it upon her head
and adjusted the strings beneath her chin.</p>
<p>Without waiting for any other garment, she left the
house and made direct for Arloes Road.</p>
<p>Twice she walked its length, subjecting to a careful
scrutiny the house occupied by the Brungers,
noting the windows with great care, and finding in
them little to criticise. Then she returned to Fenton
Street.</p>
<p>The fact of having viewed the actual scene of Bindle's
perfidy seemed to corroborate Mrs. Stitchley's story.
Before the storm was to be permitted to burst, however,
Mrs. Bindle intended to make assurance doubly
sure by, as she regarded it in her own mind, "catching
him at it."</p>
<p>That night, she selected for her evening reading the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</SPAN></span>
chapter in the Bible which tells of the plagues of Egypt.
Temporarily she saw herself in the roll of an outraged
Providence, whilst for the part of Pharaoh she had
cast Bindle, who, unaware of his impending doom, was
explaining to Ginger at The Yellow Ostrich that a
bigamist ought to be let off because "'e must be mad
to 'ave done it."</p>
<p class="center">III</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle awaited the coming of Saturday evening
with a grimness that caused Bindle more than once to
regard her curiously. "There's somethink on the
'andle," he muttered prophetically; but as Mrs.
Bindle made no sign and, furthermore, as she set before
him his favourite dishes, he allowed speculation to
become absorbed in appetite and enjoyment.</p>
<p>It was characteristic of Mrs. Bindle that, Bindle
being more than usually under a cloud, she should take
extra care in the preparation of his meals. It was
her way of emphasising the difference between them;
he the erring husband, she the perfect wife.</p>
<p>"I shan't be in to supper to-night, Lizzie," Bindle
announced casually on the evening of what Mrs. Bindle
had already decided was to be her day of wrath. He
picked up his bowler-hat preparatory to making one
of his lightning exits.</p>
<p>"Where are you going?" she demanded, hoping to
trap him in a lie.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"When you gets yerself up dossy an' says you're
goin' to chapel," he remarked, edging towards the door,
"I says nothink at all, bein' a trustin' 'usband; so
when I gets myself up ditto an' says I ain't goin' to
chapel, you didn't ought to say nothink either, Mrs. B.
Wot's sauce for the goose is——"</p>
<p>"You're a bad, black-hearted man, Bindle, and you
know it."</p>
<p>The intensity of feeling with which the words were
uttered surprised him.</p>
<p>"Don't you think you can throw dust——" She
stopped suddenly, then concluded, "You'd better be
careful."</p>
<p>"I am, Mrs. B.," he replied cheerily, "careful <i>as</i>
careful."</p>
<p>Bindle had fallen into a habit of "dropping in"
upon the Brungers on Saturday evenings, and for this
purpose he had what he described as "a wash an'
brush-up." This resolved itself into an entire change
of raiment, as well as the customary "rinse" at the
kitchen sink. This in itself confirmed Mrs. Stitchley's
story.</p>
<p>"Well, s'long," said Bindle, as he opened the kitchen
door. "Keep the 'ome fires burnin'," and with that
he was gone.</p>
<p>Bindle had learned from past experience that the
more dramatic his exit the less likelihood there was of
Mrs. Bindle scoring the final dialectical point.</p>
<p>This evening, however, she had other and weightier
matters for thought—and action. No sooner had the
kitchen door closed than, moving swiftly across to the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</SPAN></span>
dresser, she pulled open a drawer, and drew out her
dark brown mackintosh and bonnet. With swift, deft
movements she drew on the one, and tied the strings
of the other beneath her chin. Then, without waiting
to look in the mirror over the mantelpiece, she passed
into the passage and out of the hall door.</p>
<p>She was just in time to see Bindle disappear round
the corner. Without a moment's hesitation she
followed.</p>
<p>Unconscious that Mrs. Bindle, like Nemesis, was
dogging his steps, Bindle continued his way until
finally he turned into Arloes Road. On reaching
the second lamp-post he gave vent to a peculiarly
shrill whistle. As he opened the gate that led to a
neat little house, the front door opened, and a young
girl ran down the path and clasped his arm. It was
obvious that she had been listening for the signal. A
moment later they entered the house together.</p>
<p>For a few seconds Mrs. Bindle stood at the end of
the road, staring at the door that had closed behind
them. Her face was white and set, and a grey line of
grimness marked the spot where her lips had disappeared.
She had noted that the girl was pretty,
with fair hair that clung about her head in wanton
little tendrils and, furthermore, that it was bound with
a broad band of light green ribbon.</p>
<p>"The villain!" she muttered between set teeth, as
she turned and proceeded to retrace her steps. "I'll
show him."</p>
<p>Arrived back at Fenton Street, she went straight
upstairs and proceeded to make an elaborate toilet.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</SPAN></span>
A little more than an hour later the front door once
more closed behind her, and Mrs. Bindle proceeded
upon her way, buttoning her painfully tight gloves,
conscious that sartorially she was a triumph of completeness.</p>
<p class="center">IV</p>
<p>"An' 'as 'er Nibs been a good gal all the week?"
Bindle paused in the act of raising a glass of ale to his
lips.</p>
<p>"I have, mums, haven't I?" Elsie Brunger
broke in, without giving her mother a chance to
reply.</p>
<p>Mrs. Brunger nodded. The question had caught
her at a moment when her mouth was overfull of
fried plaice and potatoes.</p>
<p>"That's the ticket," said Bindle approvingly.
"No bein' out late an' gettin' 'ome with the milk,
or"—he paused impressively—"I gets another gal,
see?"</p>
<p>By this time Mrs. Brunger had reduced the plaice
and potatoes to conversational proportions.</p>
<p>"She's been helping me a lot in the house, too,"
she said from above a white silk blouse that seemed
determined to show how much there really was of Mrs.
Brunger.</p>
<p>Elsie looked triumphantly across the supper-table
at Bindle.</p>
<p>"That's a good gal," said Bindle approvingly.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"You've done her a lot of good, Mr. Bindle," said
Mrs. Brunger, "and me and George are grateful,
ain't we, George?"</p>
<p>Mr. Brunger, a heavy-faced man with sad, lustreless
eyes and a sallow skin, nodded. He was a man to
whom speech came with difficulty, but on this occasion
his utterance was constricted by a fish-bone lodged
somewhere in the neighbourhood of the root of his
tongue.</p>
<p>"Wonderful 'ow all the gals take to me," remarked
Bindle. "Chase me round gooseberry bushes, they
do; anythink to get me."</p>
<p>"You go on with you, do," laughed Mrs. Brunger.
"How was I to know?"</p>
<p>"I said I was a dove. You 'eard me, didn't you,
Fluffy?" he demanded, turning to Elsie.</p>
<p>"I won't be called Fluffy," she cried, in mock
indignation. "You know I don't like it."</p>
<p>"The man who goes about doin' wot a woman says
she likes ain't goin' to get much jam," remarked Bindle
oracularly.</p>
<p>"Now, let's get cleared away, mother," remarked
Mr. Brunger, speaking for the first time.</p>
<p>"Oh, dad! don't you love your dominoes?"
cried Elsie, jumping up and giving him a hug. "All
right, mums and I will soon sound the 'All
clear.' Come along, uncle, you butle." This to
Bindle.</p>
<p>Amidst much chatter and laughter the table was
cleared, the red cloth spread in place of the white,
and the domino-box reached down from the kitchen<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</SPAN></span>
mantelpiece. The serious business of the evening had
begun.</p>
<p>Mr. Brunger had only one evening a week at home,
and this he liked to divide between his family and his
favourite game, giving the major part of his attention
to the game.</p>
<p>At one time he had been in the habit of asking in
some friend or acquaintance to join him; but, since
the arrival of Bindle, it had become an understood
thing that the same quartette should meet each Saturday
evening.</p>
<p>Mrs. Brunger would make a pretence of crocheting.
The product possessed one thing in common with the
weaving of Penelope, in that it never seemed to make
any appreciable progress towards completion.</p>
<p>Mr. Brunger devoted himself to the rigours of the
game, and Elsie would flutter between the two players,
bursting, but never daring, to give the advice that her
superior knowledge made valuable.</p>
<p>Bindle kept the party amused, that is, except Mr.
Brunger, who was too wrapped up in the bone parallelograms
before him to be conscious of anything
else.</p>
<p>Elsie would as soon have thought of missing her
Sunday dinner as those Saturday evenings, and Mrs.
Brunger soon found that a new and powerful weapon
had been thrust into her hand.</p>
<p>"Very well, you go to bed at seven on Saturday,"
she would say, which was inevitably followed by an
"Oh, mums!" of contrition and docility.</p>
<p>"Out! You're beaten, uncle," cried Elsie, clapping<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</SPAN></span>
her hands, and enjoying the look of mock mortification
with which Bindle regarded the dominoes before him.</p>
<p>Mr. Brunger leaned back in his chair, an expression
of mild triumph modifying his heavily-jowled countenance.
It was remarkable how consistently Mr. Brunger
was victor.</p>
<p>At that moment a loud and peremptory rat-tat-tat
sounded down the passage.</p>
<p>"Now, I wonder who that is." Mrs. Brunger put
down her crochet upon the table and rose.</p>
<p>"Don't you bring anyone in here, mother," ordered
Mr. Brunger, fearful that his evening was to be spoiled,
as he began to mix the dominoes. There was no music
so dear to his soul as their click-clack, as they brushed
shoulders with one another.</p>
<p>Mrs. Brunger left the room and, carefully closing the
door behind her, passed along the short passage and
opened the door.</p>
<p>"I've come for my husband!"</p>
<p>On the doorstep stood Mrs. Bindle, grim as Fate.
Her face was white, her eyes hard, and her mouth
little more than indicated by a line of shadow between
her closely pressed lips. The words seemed to strike
Mrs. Brunger dumb.</p>
<p>"Your—your husband?" she repeated at length.</p>
<p>"Yes, my 'usband." Mrs. Bindle's diction was
losing its purity and precision under the stress of great
emotion. "I know 'e's here. Don't you deny it.
I saw 'im come. Oh, you wicked woman!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Brunger blinked in her bewilderment. She was
taken by surprise at the suddenness of the assault;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</SPAN></span>
but her temper was rising under this insulting and
unprovoked attack.</p>
<p>"What's that you call me?" she demanded.</p>
<p>"Taking a woman's lawful wedded 'usband——"
began Mrs. Bindle, when she was interrupted by Mrs.
Brunger.</p>
<p>"Here, come in," she cried, mindful that inside the
house only those on either side could hear, whereas
on the doorstep their conversation would be the
property of the whole street.</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle followed Mrs. Brunger into the parlour.
For a moment the two women were silent, whilst Mrs.
Brunger found the matches, lighted the gas, and
lowered the blind.</p>
<p>"Now, what's the matter with you? What's
your trouble?" demanded Mrs. Brunger, with suppressed
passion. "Out with it."</p>
<p>"I want my 'usband," repeated Mrs. Bindle, a
little taken aback by the fierceness of the onslaught.</p>
<p>"An' what have I got to do with your husband, I
should like to know?"</p>
<p>"He's here. You're encouraging him, leading him
away from——" Mrs. Bindle paused.</p>
<p>"Leadin' him away from what?" demanded Mrs.
Brunger.</p>
<p>"From me!"</p>
<p>"Leadin' him away, am I?—leadin' him away, I
think you said?" Mrs. Brunger placed a hand on
either hip and thrust her face forward, causing Mrs.
Bindle involuntarily to start back.</p>
<p>"Oh! you needn't be afraid. I'm not goin' to hit<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</SPAN></span>
you. Leadin' him away was what you said." Mrs.
Brunger paused dramatically, and leaned back slightly,
as if to get a more comprehensive view of her antagonist.
"Well, he must be a pretty damn short-sighted
fool to want leadin' away from a thing like you. I'd
run hell-hard if I was him."</p>
<p>The biting scorn of the words, the insultingly contemptuous
tone in which they were uttered, for a
moment seemed to daze Mrs. Bindle; but only for a
breathing space.</p>
<p>Making a swift recovery, she turned upon her
antagonist a stream of accusation and reproach.</p>
<p>She told how a fellow-worshipper at the Alton Road
Chapel had witnessed the return of Bindle the night
of the altercation in the front garden. She accused
mother and daughter of unthinkable crimes, bringing
Scriptural quotation to her aid.</p>
<p>She confused Fulham and Hammersmith with Sodom
and Gomorrah. She called upon an all-seeing Providence
to purge the district in general, and Arloes
Road in particular, of its pestilential populace.</p>
<p>She traced the descent of Mrs. Brunger down
generations of infamy and sin. She threatened her
with punishment in this world and the next. She told
of Bindle's neglect and wickedness, and cast him out
into the tooth-gnashing darkness. She trampled him
under foot, arranged that Providence should spurn
him and his associates, and consign them all to eternal
and fiery damnation.</p>
<p>Gradually she worked herself up into a frenzy of
hysterical invective. Little points of foam formed at<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</SPAN></span>
the corners of her mouth. Her bonnet had slipped off
backwards, and hung by its strings round her neck.
Her right-hand glove of biscuit brown had split across
the palm.</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle had lost all control of herself.</p>
<p>"He's here! He's here! I saw him come! You
Jezebel! You're hiding him; but I'll find him. I'll
find him. You—you——"</p>
<p>With a wild, hysterical scream, she darted to the
door, tore it open, dashed along the passage, and
burst into the kitchen.</p>
<p>"So I've caught you with the Jez——" She
stopped as if petrified.</p>
<p>Mr. Brunger had just played his last domino, and
was sitting back in his chair in triumph. Elsie, one
arm round her father's neck, was laughing derisively
at Bindle, who sat gazing with comical concern
at five dominoes standing on their sides facing
him.</p>
<p>All three heads jerked round, and three pairs of
widened eyes gazed at the dishevelled, white-faced
figure, standing looking down at them with the light
of madness in its eyes.</p>
<p>"Oo-er!" gasped Elsie, as her arms tightened round
her father's neck, almost strangling him.</p>
<p>"Grrrrmp," choked Mr. Brunger, dropping his pipe
on to his knees.</p>
<p>Bindle started up, overturning his chair in the movement.
His eyes were blazing, his lips were set in a firm
line, and his hands were clenched convulsively at his
sides.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"You—you get out of 'ere!" the words seemed to
burst from him involuntarily, "or——"</p>
<p>For one bewildered moment, Mrs. Bindle stared at
him, in her eyes a look in which surprise and fear seemed
to strive for mastery. Her gaze wandered on to the
frightened girl clutching her father round the neck,
and then back to Bindle. She turned as suddenly
as she had entered, cannoned off Mrs. Brunger, who
stood behind her, and stumbled blindly along the
passage out into the street.</p>
<p>Mrs. Brunger followed, and closed the front-door
behind her. When she returned to the kitchen, Bindle
had picked up his chair and resumed his seat. His
hands were trembling slightly, and he was very white.</p>
<p>"She—she ain't been well lately," he muttered
huskily. "I——"</p>
<p>"Now, mother, where's the beer? I'm feeling a
bit thirsty;" and after this unusually lengthy speech,
Mr. Brunger proceeded to shuffle the dominoes with
an almost alarming vigour, whilst Elsie, wonder-eyed
and a little pale, sat on the arm of her father's chair
glancing covertly at Bindle.</p>
<p>That night, when he returned home, Bindle found
laid out on the kitchen table, a bottle of beer, a glass,
two pieces of bread and butter, a piece of cheese and a
small dish of pickled onions.</p>
<p>"Well, I'm blowed!" he muttered, at the sight of
this unusual attention. "Wonders'll never cease,"
and he proceeded to unscrew the stopper of the beer-bottle.</p>
<p>The incident of the Brungers was never subsequently<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</SPAN></span>
referred to between them; but Mrs. Bindle gave
herself no rest until she had unmasked the cause of all
the trouble.</p>
<p>Mrs. Stitchley was persuaded to see the reason why
she should withdraw from the Alton Road Chapel
Temperance Society, the reason being a half-quartern
bottle of gin, from which she was caught imbibing at a
magic-lantern entertainment,—and it was Mrs. Bindle
who caught her.</p>
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