<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></SPAN>CHAPTER II</h2>
<h3>MRS. BINDLE'S WASHING-DAY</h3>
<p class="center">I</p>
<p>Shoooooooossssh!</p>
<p>Like a silver flash, the contents of a water-jug
descended upon the back of the moth-eaten
sandy cat, engaged in excavating Mrs. Bindle's
geranium-bed.</p>
<p>A curve of yellow, and Mrs. Sawney's "Sandy"
had taken the dividing wall between No. 7 and No. 9
in one movement—and the drama was over.</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle closed her parlour-window. She
refilled the jug, placing it ready for the next
delinquent and then returned to her domestic
duties.</p>
<p>On the other side of a thin partitioning wall, Mrs.
Sawney left the window from which she had viewed
her cat's attack upon Mrs. Bindle's geranium-bed,
and Mrs. Bindle's counter-attack upon Sandy's person.
Passing into the small passage she opened the front
door, her lips set in a determined line.</p>
<p>"Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy," she called, in
accents that caused Sandy, now three gardens away,
to pause in the act of shaking his various members<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</SPAN></span>
one by one, in an endeavour to disembarrass himself
of the contents of Mrs. Bindle's water-jug.</p>
<p>"Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy," cooed Mrs.
Sawney. "Poor pussy."</p>
<p>The tone of his mistress' voice rendered Sandy suspicious
as to her intentions. He was a cat who had
fought his way from kittenhood to a three-year-old, and
that with the loss of nothing more conspicuous than
the tip of his left ear. He could not remember the
time when he had not been engaged in warfare, either
predatory or defensive, and he had accumulated
much wisdom in the process.</p>
<p>"Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. Puss, puss, puss."
Mrs. Sawney's tone grew in mellowness as her anger
increased. "Poor pussy."</p>
<p>With a final shake of his near hind leg, Sandy put
two more gardens between himself and that voice,
and proceeded to damn to-morrow's weather by
washing clean over his right ear.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney closed her front-door and retired to
the regions that knew her best. In her heart was a
great anger. Water had been thrown over her cat,
an act which, according to Mrs. Sawney's code of
ethics, constituted a personal affront.</p>
<p>It was Monday, and with Mrs. Sawney the effect
of the Monday-morning feeling, coupled with the purifying
of the domestic linen, was a sore trial to her
never very philosophical nature.</p>
<p>"To-morrow'll be <i>'er</i> washing-day," she muttered,
as she poked down the clothes in the bubbling copper
with a long stick, bleached and furred by constant<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</SPAN></span>
immersion in boiling water. "I'll show 'er, throwing
water over my cat, the stuck-up baggage!"</p>
<p>Late that afternoon, she called upon Mrs. Grimps,
who lived at No. 5, to return the scrubbing-board she
had borrowed that morning. With Mrs. Sawney, to
borrow was to manifest the qualities of neighbourliness,
and one of her grievances against Mrs. Bindle
was that she was "too stuck up to borrow a
pin."</p>
<p>Had Sandy heard the sentiments that fell from his
mistress's lips that afternoon, and had he not been the
Ulysses among cats that he undoubtedly was, he
would have become convinced that a new heaven
or a new earth was in prospect. As it was, Sandy
was two streets away, engaged in an affair with a
lady of piebald appearance and coy demeanour.</p>
<p>When, half an hour later, Mrs. Sawney returned to
No. 9, her expression was even more grim. The
sight of the pink tie-ups with which the white lace
curtains at No. 7 were looped back, rendered her
forgetful of her recently expressed sentiments. She
sent Sandy at express speed from her sight, and soundly
boxed Harriet's ears. Mrs. Sawney was annoyed.</p>
<p class="center">II</p>
<p>All her life Mrs. Bindle had been exclusive. She
prided herself upon the fact that she was never to be
seen gossiping upon doorstep, or at garden-gate. In<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</SPAN></span>
consequence, she was regarded as "a stuck-up cat";
she called it keeping herself to herself.</p>
<p>Another cause of her unpopularity with the housewives
of Fenton Street was the way she stared at
their windows as she passed. There was in that look
criticism and disdain, and it inspired her neighbours
with fury, the more so because of their impotence.</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle judged a woman by her windows—and
by the same token condemned her. Fenton Street
knew it, and treasured up the memory.</p>
<p>It was this attitude towards their windows, more
than Mrs. Bindle's exclusiveness in the matter of
front-door, or back-door gossip, that made for her
unpopularity with those among whom circumstances
and the jerry-builder had ordained that she should
spend her days. She regarded it as a virtue not to
be on speaking terms with anyone in the street.</p>
<p>For the most part, Mrs. Bindle and her immediate
neighbours lived in a state of armed neutrality. On
the one side was Mrs. Sawney, a lath of a woman with
an insatiable appetite for scandal and the mouth of
a scold, whose windows were, in Mrs. Bindle's opinion,
a disgrace; on the other was Mrs. Grimps, a big,
jolly-looking woman, who laughed loudly at things,
about which Mrs. Bindle did not even permit herself
to think.</p>
<p>In spite of the armistice that prevailed, there were
occasions when slumbering dislike would develop into
open hostilities. The strategy employed was almost
invariably the same, just as were the forces engaged.</p>
<p>These encounters generally took place on Tuesdays,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</SPAN></span>
Mrs. Bindle's washing-day. To a woman, Fenton
Street washed on Monday, and the fact of Mrs. Bindle
selecting Tuesday for the cleansing her household
linen was, in the eyes of other housewives, a direct
challenge. It was an endeavour to vaunt her own
superiority, and Fenton Street, despite its cockney
good-nature, found it impossible to forgive what it
regarded as "swank".</p>
<p>The result was that occasionally Fenton Street gave
tongue, sometimes through the medium of its offspring;
at others from the lips of the women themselves.</p>
<p>Mrs. Grimps and Mrs. Sawney had conceived a
clever strategy, which never failed in its effect upon
their victim. On Mrs. Bindle's washing-days, when
hostilities had been decided on, Mrs. Grimps would
go up to the back-bedroom window, whilst Mrs.
Sawney would stand at her back-door, or conversely.
From these positions, the fences being low, they had
an excellent view of the back garden of No. 7, and
would carry on a conversation, the subject of which
would be Mrs. Bindle, or the garments she was exposing
to the public gaze.</p>
<p>The two women seemed to find a never-ending source
of interest in their neighbour's laundry. Being
intensely refined in all such matters, Mrs. Bindle subjected
her weekly wash to a strict censorship, drying
the more intimate garments before the kitchen fire.
This evoked frankly-expressed speculation between
her two enemies as to how anyone could live without
change of clothing.</p>
<p>In her heart, Mrs. Bindle had come to dislike, almost<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</SPAN></span>
to dread, washing-days, although she in no way
mitigated her uncompromising attitude towards her
neighbours.</p>
<p>When, on the Wednesday morning following one of
these one-sided battles, Mrs. Bindle went out shopping,
her glances at the front-windows of Mrs. Grimps's
house, or those of Mrs. Sawney, according to the direction
she took, were steadier and more critical than
ever. Mrs. Bindle was not one to strike her flag to
the enemy.</p>
<p>Soon after nine on the Tuesday morning after Sandy
had constituted himself a casus belli, Mrs. Bindle
emerged from her scullery carrying a basketful of
clothes, on the top of which lay a handful of clothes-pegs.
Placing the basket on the ground, she proceeded
to wipe with a cloth the clothes-line, which Bindle
had put up before breakfast.</p>
<p>The sight of her neat, angular form in the garden
was the signal for Mrs. Grimps to come to her back
door, whilst Mrs. Sawney ascended her stairs. A
moment later, the back window of No. 9 was thrown
up with a flourish, and the hard face of Sandy's
mistress appeared.</p>
<p>It was a curious circumstance that, although there
was never any pre-arrangement, Mrs. Sawney always
seemed to appear at the window just as Mrs. Grimps
emerged from her back door, or the order would be
reversed. Never had they been known both to appear
together, either at window or at door. Their mutual
understanding seemed to be that of the ancient pair
in the old-fashioned weather-indicator.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Good morning, Mrs. Grimps," called Mrs. Sawney
from her post of vantage.</p>
<p>"Good morning, Mrs. Sawney," responded Mrs.
Grimps. "Beautiful day, ain't it?"</p>
<p>"Fine dryin' weather," responded Mrs. Sawney.</p>
<p>"I see you got your washin' finished early yes'day."</p>
<p>"Yes, an' a rare lot there was this week," said Mrs.
Sawney, settling her arms comfortably upon the
window-sill. "You 'ad a tidy bit, too, I see."</p>
<p>"Yes," replied Mrs. Grimps, picking a back-tooth
with a hair-pin. "Mr. Grimps is like Mr. Sawney,
must 'ave 'is clean pair o' pants every week, 'e must,
an' a shirt an' vest, too. I tell 'im he ought to 'ave
been a millionaire."</p>
<p>"Ah!" said Mrs. Sawney, "I sometimes wishes
my 'usband would be content with calico linings to
'is trousers, like some folks I could name. 'E's afraid
o' them rubbin' 'im, 'e says; but then 'e always was
clean in 'is 'abits."</p>
<p>This remark was directly levelled at Mrs. Bindle's
censorship of everything appertaining to nether-laundry.</p>
<p>"Well, I must say I sympathises with 'im," remarked
Mrs. Grimps, returning the hair-pin to where it
belonged. "When I sees some folks' washing, I says
to myself, I says, 'Wot can they wear underneath?'"</p>
<p>"An' well you might, Mrs. Grimps," cried Mrs.
Sawney meaningly. "P'raps they spend the money
on pink ribbons to tie up their lace curtains. It's
all very well to make a show with yer windows, but,"
with the air of one who has made an important<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</SPAN></span>
discovery, "you can't be clean unless you're clean
all over, I says."</p>
<p>Whilst these remarks were being bandied to and
fro over her head, Mrs. Bindle had been engaged in
pegging to the clothes-line the first batch of her week's
wash. Her face was grimmer and harder than usual,
and there was in her eyes a cold, grey look, suggestive
of an iron control.</p>
<p>"Yes," proceeded Mrs. Grimps, "I always 'ave
said an' always shall, that it's the underneaths wot
count."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle stuck a peg in the corner of a tablecloth
and, taking another from her mouth, she
proceeded to the other end of the tablecloth and
jabbed that, too, astride the line.</p>
<p>"'Always 'ave dainty linjerry, 'Arriet,' my pore
mother used to say," continued Mrs. Sawney, "an' I
always 'ave. After all, who wants three pillow-cases
a week?"</p>
<p>This was in the nature of a direct challenge, as Mrs.
Bindle had just stepped back from attaching to the
line a third pillow-case, which immediately proceeded
to balloon itself into joyous abandon.</p>
<p>"If you <i>are</i> religious, you didn't ought to be cruel
to dumb animals," announced Mrs. Grimps, "throwin'
water over the pore creatures."</p>
<p>"That sort never is kind to any think but theirselves,"
commented Mrs. Sawney, with the air of
one who is well-versed in the ways of the devout.</p>
<p>Each time Mrs. Bindle emerged from her scullery
that morning, her two relentless neighbours appeared<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</SPAN></span>
as if by magic, and oblique pleasantries ebbed and
flowed above her head.</p>
<p>The episode of Mrs. Bindle's lock-out was discussed
in detail. The "goody-goody" qualities affected by
"some people" were commented on in relation to
the more brutal instincts they occasionally manifested.</p>
<p>The treatment that certain pleasant-spoken husbands,
whom it was "a pleasure to meet," received
from their wives, whose faces were like "vinegar on
the point of a needle," left both Mrs. Grimps and Mrs.
Sawney incapable of expressing the indignation that
was within them.</p>
<p>When Bindle came home to dinner, he found
"Mrs. B. with a temper wot 'ad got a nasty edge
on it," as he expressed it to one of his mates on
his return to work. He was too wise, however, to
venture an enquiry as to the cause. He realised
that to ask for the wind might mean reaping the
whirlwind.</p>
<p>Immediately after the meal, Mrs. Bindle proceeded
to clear the lines to make room for another batch.
She hoped to get done whilst her neighbours were at
dinner; but she had not been in the garden half-a-minute
before her tormentors appeared.</p>
<p>"I been thinkin' of keepin' a few fowls," remarked
Mrs. Sawney, her mouth full of bread and cheese,
"jest a 'andful of cocks an' a few 'ens," and she winked
down at Mrs. Grimps, as Mrs. Bindle pegged a lace
window-curtain on the line, having first subjected
it to a vigorous rubbing with a duster.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"An' very nice too," agreed Mrs. Grimps; "I must
say I likes an egg for my tea," she added, "only them
cocks do fight so."</p>
<p>"Well, I shouldn't get too many," continued Mrs.
Sawney, "say three cocks an' three 'ens. They
ought to get on nicely together."</p>
<p>These remarks had reference to a one-time project
of Mrs. Bindle to supply her table with new-laid eggs,
in the pursuit of which she had purchased three pairs
of birds, equally divided as to sex.</p>
<p>"That was the only time I ever enjoyed a bit o'
cock-fightin' on my own," Bindle was wont to remark,
when telling the story of Mrs. Bindle's application of
the rule of monogamy to a fowl-run.</p>
<p>He had made one endeavour to enlighten Mrs. Bindle
upon the fact that the domestic cock (she insisted on
the term "rooster") had neither rounded Cape Turk,
nor weathered Seraglio Point; but he was told not
to be disgusting, Mrs. Bindle's invariable rejoinder
when sex matters cropped up. He had therefore
desisted, enjoying to the full Mrs. Bindle's efforts to
police her new colony.</p>
<p>In those days, the Bindle's back garden had been
a riot of flying feathers, belligerent cocks and squawking
hens, chivvied about by Mrs. Bindle, armed with
mop or broom.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney and a Mrs. Telcher, who had preceded
Mrs. Grimps in the occupancy of No. 5, had sat at
their bedroom windows, laughing until the tears ran
down their dubious cheeks and their sides ached.
When their mirth permitted, they had tendered advice;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</SPAN></span>
but for the most part they were so weak from laughing
that speech was denied them.</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle's knowledge of the ways of fowls was
limited; but it embraced one important piece of
information—that without "roosters", hens would
not lay. When Bindle had striven to set her right,
he had been silenced with the inevitable, "Don't be
disgusting."</p>
<p>She had reasoned that if hens were stimulated to
lay by the presence of the "male bird", then a cavalier
each would surely result in an increased output.</p>
<p>The fowls, however, had disappeared as suddenly
as they had come, and thereafter Bindle realised that
it was neither safe nor politic to refer to the subject.
It had taken a plate of rice, hurled at his head from
the other side of the kitchen, to bring him to this
philosophical frame of mind.</p>
<p>For weeks afterwards, the children of Fenton Street
would greet Mrs. Bindle's appearance with strange
crowing noises, which pleased them and convulsed
their parents; for Mrs. Bindle's fowls had become <i>the</i>
joke of the neighbourhood.</p>
<p>"I must say I likes a man wots got a pleasant word
for everyone," remarked Mrs. Sawney, some two
hours later, as Mrs. Bindle picked up the clothes-basket
containing the last of the day's wash, and made for
the scullery door, "even when 'e ain't 'appy in 'is
'ome life," she added, as the scullery door banged-to
for the day, and Mrs. Grimps concurred as she disappeared,
to catch-up with the day's work as best
she could, and prepare the children's tea.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</SPAN></span></p>
<p class="center">III</p>
<p>That evening at supper, Bindle heard what had been
withheld from Mrs. Grimps and Mrs. Sawney—Mrs.
Bindle's opinion of her neighbours. With great
dexterity, she managed to link him up with their misdeeds.
He should have got on as his brother-in-law,
Mr. Hearty, had got on, and then she would not have
been forced to reside in a neighbourhood so utterly
dead to all sense of refinement and proper conduct.</p>
<p>Bindle had come to regard Tuesdays as days of
wrath, and he usually managed to slip out after supper
with as little ostentation as possible. Reasoning that
religion and cleanliness were productive of such mental
disturbances, he was frankly for what he called "a
dirty 'eathen"; but he was wise enough to keep his
views to himself.</p>
<p>"If you were a man you'd stop it," she stormed,
"allowing me to be insulted as I've been to-day."</p>
<p>"But 'ow can I stop you an' them a-scrappin'?"
he protested, with corrugated forehead.</p>
<p>"You can go in and tell them that you won't have
it."</p>
<p>"But then Sawney an' Grimps would start on me."</p>
<p>"That's what it is, you're afraid," she cried, triumphantly.
"If you was a man you'd hit back; but you're
not."</p>
<p>"But I ain't a-goin' to start fightin' because some
one says I don't wear——"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Stop it!"</p>
<p>And Bindle stopped it.</p>
<p>"Why don't you do something like Mr. Hearty?"
demanded Mrs. Bindle, as he pushed back his chair
and rose. She was determined not to be deprived
of her scapegoat, at least not without another
offensive.</p>
<p>He paused before replying, making sure that his
line of retreat was open. The greengrocering success
of her brother-in-law was used by Mrs. Bindle as a whip
of scorpions.</p>
<p>"'Earty don't do things," he replied, sidling towards
the door. "'E does people," and with footwork that
would have made a champion fly-weight envious, he
was out in the passage before Mrs. Bindle could retort.</p>
<p>Long and late that night she pondered over the
indignities to which she had been subjected during the
day. There were wanton moments when she yearned
to be able to display to the neighbours the whole of
her laundry—and Bindle's. Herself a connoisseur of
garments that passed through the wash-tub, she knew
that those of her house could hold their own, as joyously
white and playful in the breeze as any that her
neighbours were able to produce.</p>
<p>She had suffered with a still tongue; yet it had not
turned aside wrath, particularly her own wrath.
Instinctively, her thoughts reverted to the time when
an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth were regarded
as legal tender.</p>
<p>All that night and the next day she pondered.
When Bindle returned on the Wednesday evening,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</SPAN></span>
he found her almost light-hearted. "Gospel Bells",
Mrs. Bindle's favourite hymn, was going with a rare
swing, and during the meal that followed, she was
bordering on the conversational.</p>
<p>Several times he regarded her curiously.</p>
<p>"Somethink's up," he muttered; but, too wise in
his experience, he made no endeavour to probe the
mystery.</p>
<p>For the rest of the week Mrs. Bindle spent every odd
moment she could spare from her domestic duties in
collecting what she mentally described as "rubbish".
She went through each room with a toothcomb. By
Saturday night, she had accumulated in the wash-house,
a pile of odds and ends which, as Bindle said,
would have been enough to start a rag-and-bone
shop.</p>
<p>Curiously enough, Mrs. Bindle did not resent his
remark; instead she almost smiled, so marked was
her expression of grim complacency.</p>
<p>On Sunday at chapel, she sang with a vigour and
fervency that attracted to her the curious gaze of
more than one pair of eyes.</p>
<p>"Mrs. B.'s got somethink in 'er stockin'," mumbled
Bindle, as he rose from the supper-table that night.
"Never seen 'er so cheerio in all my puff. I 'ope it
ain't drink."</p>
<p>Monday morning dawned, and Mrs. Bindle was up
an hour earlier than usual, still almost blithe in her
manner.</p>
<p>"Shouldn't be surprised if she's a-goin' to run away
with ole 'Earty," muttered Bindle, as he took from<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</SPAN></span>
her almost gracious hands his third cup of tea at
breakfast.</p>
<p>"You sings like a two-year-old, Lizzie," he ventured.
"I like them little twiddley bits wot you been puttin'
into that 'ymn."</p>
<p>The "twiddley bits" to which Bindle referred was
her rendering of "bells," as a word of three syllables,
"be-e-ells."</p>
<p>"You get on with your breakfast," was her retort;
but there was about it neither reproach nor rancour.</p>
<p>Again he looked at her curiously.</p>
<p>"Can't make 'er out these last few days," he
muttered, as he rose and picked up his cap. "Somethink's
up!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle proceeded to wash-up the breakfast
things to the tune of "Hold the Fort." From time
to time during the morning, she would glance out of
the window to see if Mrs. Grimps, or Mrs. Sawney had
yet begun to "hang-out".</p>
<p>They were usually late; but this morning they were
later than usual. It was after ten before Mrs. Grimps
appeared with the first basket of wet clothes. She was
followed a few minutes later by Mrs. Sawney.</p>
<p>The two women exchanged greetings, the day was
too busy a one for anything more.</p>
<p>As they pegged the various items of the week's
wash to their respective lines, Mrs. Bindle watched
from the back-bedroom window, her eyes like points
of steel, her lips a grim grey line. She was experiencing
the sensations of the general who sees the enemy
delivered into his hands.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>As soon as Mrs. Grimps and Mrs. Sawney had returned
to their wash-tubs, Mrs. Bindle descended to the scullery,
where lay the heap of rubbish she had collected
during the previous week. With great deliberation
she proceeded to stuff it into a clothes-basket, by means
of which she transported the mass to the bottom of
the garden, a proceeding which required several
journeys.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney and Mrs. Grimps were too busily occupied
to concern themselves with the movements of
their neighbour.</p>
<p>Her task completed, Mrs. Bindle returned to her
domestic duties, and in due time ate a solitary dinner,
Bindle being engaged too far away to admit of his
sharing it with her. She then proceeded upstairs to
perform her toilette, as on Monday afternoons she
always arranged to go out "dressed". This in itself
was a direct challenge to Fenton Street, which had
to stay at home and attend to the cleansing of its
linen.</p>
<p>Her toilette finished, Mrs. Bindle slipped into the
back bedroom. Below, her two neighbours were engaged
in hanging-out the second instalment of their wash,
the first batch having been gathered-in ready for the
mangle. After that, they would eat their mid-day
meal. Although no gossip, Mrs. Bindle was not unobservant,
and she knew the movements of her neighbours
as well as they knew hers.</p>
<p>A quarter of an hour later, the front door of No. 7
banged-to. Mrs. Bindle, in brown alpaca, a brown
bonnet with a dash of purple, and biscuit-coloured<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</SPAN></span>
gloves, was going to see her niece, Millie Dixon, née
Hearty, with whom she had arranged to spend the
afternoon.</p>
<p class="center">IV</p>
<p>"Mrs. Sawney! Mrs. Sawney! Come and look
at your clothes!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Grimps, her hands on the top of the fence,
shouted her thrilling appeal across the intervening
garden.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney appeared, as if propelled from her
scullery door by some unseen force.</p>
<p>For a moment she stood blinking stupidly, as dense
volumes of smut-laden smoke ascended to the blueness
of heaven from the garden of No. 7. It was only the
smoke, however, that ascended. One glance at the
piebald garments hanging from her linen-lines was
sufficient to convince Mrs. Sawney of that.</p>
<p>"It's that woman," she almost screamed, as she
began to pound at the fence dividing her garden from
that of Mrs. Bindle. "I'll show 'er."</p>
<p>"Yes; but what about the——" Mrs. Grimps
broke-off, stifled by a volume of dense black smoke
that curled across to her. "Look at them smuts."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle had taken the precaution of adding some
paraffin and colza oil to her bonfire, which was now
blazing merrily, sending forth an ever-increasing deluge
of smuts, as if conscious of what was expected of it.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney continued to bang on the fence, whilst
Mrs. Grimps dashed through her house and proceeded
to pound at Mrs. Bindle's front door with a vigour
born of hate and desperation.</p>
<p>"She's gorn out."</p>
<p>The information was vouchsafed by a little boy in
petticoats, who had toddled uncertainly from the
other side of the street, and now stood clinging to the
railings with grubby hands.</p>
<p>Mrs. Grimps scurried back again to the scene of
disaster.</p>
<p>She was just in time to see Mrs. Sawney take what
appeared to be the tail-end of a header into Mrs. Bindle's
back-garden, displaying in the process a pair of stockings
that owed little to the wash-tub, and less to the
darning-needle.</p>
<p>"Get some water," she gasped, as she picked herself
up and once more consigned her hosiery to the seclusion
of her skirts. Mrs. Grimps dashed into the scullery.</p>
<p>A minute later she re-appeared with a large pail,
from which water slopped as she walked. With
much grunting and a considerable wetting of her own
clothes, she succeeded in passing it over the fence to
her neighbour.</p>
<p>With one hand grasping the handle and the other
the rim at the base, Mrs. Sawney staggered towards
the fire and inverted the pail. Then, with a scream,
she dropped the pail, threw her apron over her head,
and ran from the cloud of steam and the deluge of
blacks that her rash act had occasioned.</p>
<p>"'Urt yerself?" enquired Mrs. Grimps, solicitously<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</SPAN></span>
as she gazed mournfully at her ruined "wash", upon
which big flakes of black were descending like locusts
upon the fair lands of Pharaoh.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney removed the apron from her head,
and blinked up at the sky, as if to assure herself that
the blessing of sight was still hers.</p>
<p>"The wicked cat!" she vociferated, when she found
that no damage had been done. "Come on, let's put
it out," she exhorted as, with a swift movement, she
picked up the pail and handed it over the fence to
the waiting Mrs. Grimps.</p>
<p>Ten minutes later, the fire was extinguished; but
the washing was ruined.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney gazed across the fence at a dishevelled
caricature of Mrs. Grimps, with the full consciousness
that she herself must look even worse. She also
realised that she had to make the return journey
over the fence, under the critical eyes of Mrs.
Grimps, and that to climb a fence without an
exposure of leg was an impossibility.</p>
<p>Both women were wet to the skin, as neither had
proved expert in the handing of brimming pails of
water over a wooden fence; both were spotted like
the pard; both were in their hearts breathing dire
vengeance upon the perpetrator of the outrage, who
just at that moment was alighting from a tram at
Hammersmith.</p>
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<p>Throughout that afternoon, Mrs. Sawney and Mrs.
Grimps waited; grim-lipped and hard-eyed they waited.
Fenton Street was to see something that it had not<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</SPAN></span>
even dreamed of. Mrs. Sawney and Mrs. Grimps had
decided unanimously to "show 'er."</p>
<p>Their offspring had been instructed that, at the sight
of Mrs. Bindle, they were to return hot-foot and report.</p>
<p>The children had told their friends, and their friends
had told their mothers, with the result that not only
Mrs. Sawney and Mrs. Grimps; but every housewife in
Fenton Street was on the qui vive.</p>
<p>Soon after six there were cries of "Here she comes,"
as if Mrs. Bindle had been the Boat Race, followed
by a sudden stampede of children.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney and Mrs. Grimps rushed to action-quarters.
Mrs. Sawney gave a stir to a pail of blacklead
and water behind the front door, whilst Mrs.
Grimps seized a soft broom, which she had saturated
in water used for washing-up the dinner-things.</p>
<p>The children clustered round the gate, and hung on
to the railings. Housewives came to their doors, or
appeared at their bedroom windows. Fenton Street
loved Drama, the bigger the "D" with which it was
spelled, the more they enjoyed it.</p>
<p>Behind their front doors, Mrs. Sawney and Mrs.
Grimps waited and watched. Suddenly the crowd
that had attached itself to the railings began to melt
away, and the babel of clattering voices died down.
Several women were seen to leave their garden-gates
and walk up the street. Still the two grim-faced
women waited behind their "street-doors."</p>
<p>At length, as the last child left the railings and tore
up the street, both women decided that something
must have happened.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The sight of Mrs. Sawney at her door brought Mrs.
Grimps to hers, just as Harriet, the nine years old
daughter of Mrs. Sawney, rushed up breathless.</p>
<p>"She's comin'," gasped the child, whereat both
women disappeared, Mrs. Sawney to grasp the handle
of her pail, and Mrs. Grimps to seize her broom.</p>
<p>When Mrs. Bindle appeared, the centre of an eddying
mass of children, with a few women on the outer
fringe, she was carrying in her arms a child of about
five, who was whimpering pitifully. Her bonnet had
slipped back, her right hand, from which the biscuit-coloured
glove had been removed, was stained with
blood, whilst her umbrella was being carried, as if it
were a sacred relic, by a curly-headed little lad who
was living his hour.</p>
<p>At the sight of the procession, Mrs. Sawney let the
handle of her pail fall with a clang, whilst Mrs. Grimps
dropped her broom.</p>
<p>"It's my 'Ector," she screamed, as she bolted down
the garden path. "Oh, my God! 'e's dead."</p>
<p>"Get some hot water," ordered Mrs. Bindle, as she
pushed the mother aside and entered the gate. "He's
cut his leg."</p>
<p>Followed by Mrs. Bindle, Mrs. Grimps bolted into
the house. There was something in Mrs. Bindle's
tone that brooked of no delay.</p>
<p>Watched by Mrs. Grimps, Mrs. Sawney, and several
of their friends, Mrs. Bindle washed the wound and
bound it up with clean white rag, in place of her own
blood-soaked handkerchief, and she did her work with
the thoroughness with which she did everything.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>When she had finished, she took the child in her
arms, and for an hour soothed it with the assurance
that it was "the bravest little precious in all the world."
When she made to transfer her burden to its mother's
arms, the uproar that ensued decided Mrs. Bindle to
continue her ministrations.</p>
<p>It was ten o'clock before she finally left Mrs. Grimps's
house, and she did so without a word.</p>
<p>"Who'd 'ave thought it!" remarked Mrs. Sawney,
as Mrs. Bindle closed the gate.</p>
<p>"She's got a way with kids," admitted Mrs. Grimps.
"I will say that for 'er," and in turning back along
the dark hall, she fell over the broom with which she
had intended to greet her neighbour.</p>
<p>Mrs. Sawney returned to her own house and hurled
a saucepan at Sandy, a circumstance which kept him
from home for two days and three nights—he was not
a cat to take undue risks.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</SPAN></span></p>
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