<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></SPAN>CHAPTER III.</h2>
<p class="center">IN THE SUGAR-PLUM GARDEN.</p>
<p>The bough upon which Davy had fallen bent far down with his weight,
then sprang back, then bent again, and in this way fell into a sort of
delightful up-and-down dipping motion, which he found very soothing
and agreeable. Indeed, he was so pleased and comforted at finding
himself near the ground once more that he lay back in a crotch between
two branches, enjoying the rocking of the bough, and lazily wondering
what had become of the Goblin, and whether this was the end of the
Believing Voyage, and a great many other things, until he chanced to
wonder where he was. Then he sat up on the branch in great
astonishment, for he saw that the tree was in full leaf and loaded
with plums, and it flashed across his mind that the winter had
disappeared very suddenly, and that he had fallen into a place where
it was broad daylight.</p>
<p>The plum-tree was the most beautiful and wonderful thing he had ever
seen, for the leaves were perfectly white, and the plums, which looked
extremely delicious, were of every imaginable color.</p>
<p>Now, it immediately occurred to Davy that he had never in his whole
life had all the plums he wanted at
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any one time. Here was a rare
chance for a feast, and he carefully selected the largest and most
luscious-looking plum he could find, to begin with. To his
disappointment it proved to be quite hard, and as solid and heavy as a
stone. He was looking at it in great perplexity, and punching it with
his thumbs in the hope of finding a soft place in it, when he heard a
rustling sound among the leaves, and, looking up, he saw the
Cockalorum perched upon the bough beside him. He was gazing sadly at
the plum, and his feathers were more rumpled than ever. Presently he
gave a long sigh and said, in his low, murmuring voice, "Perhaps it's
a sugar-plum," and then flew clumsily away as before.</p>
<p>"Perhaps it is!" exclaimed Davy, joyfully, taking a great bite of the
plum. To his surprise and disgust he found his mouth full of very
bad-tasting soap, and at the same moment the white leaves of the
plum-tree suddenly turned over and showed the words "<span class="smcap">April Fool</span>"
printed very distinctly on their under sides. To make the matter
worse, the Cockalorum came back and flew slowly around the branches,
laughing softly to himself with a sort of a chuckling sound, until
Davy, almost crying with disappointment and mortification, scrambled
down from the tree to the ground.</p>
<p>He found himself in a large garden planted with plum-trees, like the
one he had fallen into, and with walks winding about among them in
every direction. These walks
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were beautifully paved with
sugar-almonds and bordered by long rows of many-colored motto-papers
neatly planted in the ground. He was too much distressed, however, by
what had happened in the plum-tree to be interested or pleased with
this discovery, and was about walking away, along one of the paths, in
the hope of finding his way out of the garden, when he suddenly caught
sight of a small figure standing a little distance from him.</p>
<p>He was the strangest-looking creature Davy had ever seen, not even
excepting the Goblin. In the first place he was as flat as a pancake,
and about as thick as one; and, in the second place, he was so
transparent that Davy could see through his head and his arms and his
legs almost as clearly as though he had been made of glass. This was
so surprising in itself that when Davy presently discovered that he
was made of beautiful, clear lemon candy, it seemed the most natural
thing in the world, as explaining his transparency. He was neatly
dressed in a sort of tunic of writing-paper, with a cocked hat of the
same material, and he had under his arm a large book, with the words
"<span class="smcap">Hole-keeper's Vacuum</span>" printed on the cover. This curious-looking
creature was standing before an extremely high wall, with his back to
Davy, intently watching a large hole in the wall about a foot from the
ground. There was nothing extraordinary about the appearance of the
hole (except that the lower edge of it was curiously tied in a large
bow-knot, like a cravat); but Davy watched it
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carefully for a few
moments, thinking that perhaps something marvellous would come out of
it. Nothing appeared, however, and Davy, walking up close behind the
candy man, said very politely, "If you please, sir, I dropped in
here"—</p>
<p>Before he could finish the sentence the Hole-keeper said snappishly,
"Well, drop out again—quick!"</p>
<p>"But," pleaded Davy, "you can't drop out of a place, you know, unless
the place should happen to turn upside down."</p>
<p>"I <i>don't</i> know anything about it," replied the Hole-keeper, without
moving. "I never saw anything drop—except once. Then I saw a
gum-drop. Are you a gum?" he added, suddenly turning around and
staring at Davy.</p>
<p>"Of course I'm not," said Davy, indignantly. "If you'll only listen to
me you'll understand exactly how it happened."</p>
<p>"Well, go on," said the Hole-keeper, impatiently, "and don't be
tiresome."</p>
<p>"I fell down ever so far," said Davy, beginning his story over again,
"and at last I broke through something"—</p>
<p>"That was the skylight!" shrieked the Hole-keeper, dashing his book
upon the ground in a fury. "That was the barley-sugar skylight, and I
shall certainly be boiled!"</p>
<p>This was such a shocking idea that Davy stood speechless,
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staring at
the Hole-keeper, who rushed to and fro in a convulsion of distress.</p>
<p>"Now, see here," said the Hole-keeper, at length, coming up to him and
speaking in a low, trembling voice. "This must be a private secret
between us. Do you solemsy promilse?"</p>
<p>"I prolemse," said Davy, earnestly. This wasn't at all what he meant
to say, and it sounded very ridiculous; but somehow the words
<i>wouldn't</i> come straight. The Hole-keeper, however, seemed perfectly
satisfied, and, picking up his book, said, "Well, just wait till I
can't find your name," and began hurriedly turning over the leaves.</p>
<p>Davy saw, to his astonishment, that there was nothing whatever in the
book, all the leaves being perfectly blank, and he couldn't help
saying, rather contemptuously:—</p>
<p>"How do you expect to find my name in <i>that</i> book? There's nothing in
it."</p>
<p>"Ah! that's just it, you see," said the Hole-keeper, exultingly; "I
look in it for the names that ought to be out of it. It's the
completest system that ever was invented. Oh! here you aren't!" he
added, staring with great satisfaction at one of the blank pages.
"Your name is Rupsy Frimbles."</p>
<p>"It's nothing of the sort," said Davy, indignantly.</p>
<p>"Tut! Tut!" said the Hole-keeper. "Don't stop to contradict or you'll
be too late;" and Davy felt himself gently lifted off his feet and
pushed head-foremost into the
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hole. It was quite dark and rather
sticky, and smelt strongly of burnt sugar, and Davy had a most
unpleasant time of it crawling through on his hands and knees. To add
to his distress, when he came out at the further end, instead of
being, as he had hoped, in the open country, he found himself in a
large room, with a lofty ceiling, through which a brilliant light was
mysteriously shining. The floor was of tin, and greased to such a
slippery degree that Davy could hardly keep his feet, and against the
walls on all sides were ranged long rows of little tin chairs
glistening like silver in the dazzling light.</p>
<p>The only person in the room was a little man, something like the
Hole-keeper in appearance, but denser and darker in the way of
complexion, and dressed in a brown paper tunic and cocked hat.</p>
<p>This little creature was carrying a pail, and apparently varnishing
the chairs with a little swab as he moved swiftly about the room; and,
as he came nearer, Davy determined to speak to him.</p>
<p>"If you please," he began.</p>
<p>The little man jumped back apparently in the greatest alarm, and,
after a startled look at Davy, shuffled rapidly away and disappeared
through a door at the further end of the room. The next moment a
confused sound of harsh voices came through the door, and the little
man reappeared, followed by a perfect swarm of creatures so exactly
like himself that it seemed to Davy as if a thousand of him had come
back. At this moment a voice called out, "Bring
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Frungles this way;"
and the crowd gathered around him and began to rudely hustle him
across the room.</p>
<p>"That's not my name!" cried Davy, struggling desperately to free
himself. "It isn't even the name I came in with!"</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/i006.jpg" width-obs="500" height-obs="301" alt=""THE CROWD BEGAN TO HUSTLE HIM ACROSS THE ROOM."" title=""THE CROWD BEGAN TO HUSTLE HIM ACROSS THE ROOM."" /> <span class="caption"><small>"THE CROWD BEGAN TO HUSTLE HIM ACROSS THE ROOM."</small></span></div>
<p>"Tut! Tut!" said a trembling voice near him; and Davy caught sight of
the Hole-keeper, also struggling in the midst of the crowd, with his
great book hugged tightly to his breast.</p>
<p>"What does it all mean?" said Davy, anxiously.</p>
<p>"It means that we are to be taken before the king," said the
Hole-keeper, in an agitated voice. "Don't say a word until you are
spoken to, and then keep perfectly
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still;" and the next moment they
were dragged up to a low platform, where the king was sitting on a
gorgeous tin throne. He was precisely like the rest of the creatures,
except that he was a little larger, and wore a blue paper coat and a
sparkling tin crown, and held in his hand a long white wand, with red
lines running screw-wise around it, like a barber's pole. He stared at
Davy and the Hole-keeper for a moment, and then called out, "Are the
chairs buttered?"</p>
<p>"They are!" shouted the crowd, like one man.</p>
<p>"Then sit down!" roared the king.</p>
<p>The crowd shuffled off in all directions, and then engaged in a
confused struggle for the chairs. They fought desperately for a few
moments, tearing each others' shirts, and screaming out hoarse little
squawks of pain, while the king thumped furiously with his wand, and
the Hole-keeper trembled like a leaf. At last all were seated and the
hubbub ceased, and the king, frowning savagely at the Hole-keeper,
exclaimed, in a terrible voice, "Who broke the barley-sugar skylight?"</p>
<p>The Hole-keeper began fumbling at the leaves of his book in great
agitation, when the king, pointing at him with his wand, roared
furiously: "Boil <i>him</i>, at all events!"</p>
<p>"Tut! Tut! your majesty," began the Hole-keeper, confusedly, with his
stiff little tunic fairly rustling with fright; but before he could
utter another word he was rushed upon and dragged away, screaming with
terror.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</SPAN></span>
"Don't you go with them!" shouted Davy, made really desperate by the
Hole-keeper's danger. "They're nothing but a lot of molasses candy!"</p>
<p>At this the king gave a frightful shriek, and, aiming a furious blow
at Davy with his wand, rolled off the platform into the midst of the
struggling crowd. The wand broke into a hundred pieces, and the air
was instantly filled with a choking odor of peppermint; then
everything was wrapped in darkness, and Davy felt himself being
whirled along, heels over head, through the air. Then there came a
confused sound of bells and voices, and he found himself running
rapidly down a long street with the Goblin at his side.</p>
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