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<h2> CHAPTER XXXVII——OF THE RESEMBLANCE OF CHILDREN TO THEIR FATHERS </h2>
<p>This faggoting up of so many divers pieces is so done that I never set pen
to paper but when I have too much idle time, and never anywhere but at
home; so that it is compiled after divers interruptions and intervals,
occasions keeping me sometimes many months elsewhere. As to the rest, I
never correct my first by any second conceptions; I, peradventure, may
alter a word or so, but 'tis only to vary the phrase, and not to destroy
my former meaning. I have a mind to represent the progress of my humours,
and that every one may see each piece as it came from the forge. I could
wish I had begun sooner, and had taken more notice of the course of my
mutations. A servant of mine whom I employed to transcribe for me, thought
he had got a prize by stealing several pieces from me, wherewith he was
best pleased; but it is my comfort that he will be no greater a gainer
than I shall be a loser by the theft. I am grown older by seven or eight
years since I began; nor has it been without same new acquisition: I have,
in that time, by the liberality of years, been acquainted with the stone:
their commerce and long converse do not well pass away without some such
inconvenience. I could have been glad that of other infirmities age has to
present long-lived men withal, it had chosen some one that would have been
more welcome to me, for it could not possibly have laid upon me a disease
for which, even from my infancy, I have had so great a horror; and it is,
in truth, of all the accidents of old age, that of which I have ever been
most afraid. I have often thought with myself that I went on too far, and
that in so long a voyage I should at last run myself into some
disadvantage; I perceived, and have often enough declared, that it was
time to depart, and that life should be cut off in the sound and living
part, according to the surgeon's rule in amputations; and that nature made
him pay very strict usury who did not in due time pay the principal. And
yet I was so far from being ready, that in the eighteen months' time or
thereabout that I have been in this uneasy condition, I have so inured
myself to it as to be content to live on in it; and have found wherein to
comfort myself, and to hope: so much are men enslaved to their miserable
being, that there is no condition so wretched they will not accept,
provided they may live! Hear Maecenas:</p>
<p>"Debilem facito manu,<br/>
Debilem pede, coxa,<br/>
Lubricos quate dentes;<br/>
Vita dum superest, bene est."<br/>
<br/>
["Cripple my hand, foot, hip; shake out my loose teeth: while<br/>
there's life, 'tis well."—Apud Seneca, Ep., 101.]<br/></p>
<p>And Tamerlane, with a foolish humanity, palliated the fantastic cruelty he
exercised upon lepers, when he put all he could hear of to death, to
deliver them, as he pretended, from the painful life they lived. For there
was not one of them who would not rather have been thrice a leper than be
not. And Antisthenes the Stoic, being very sick, and crying out, "Who will
deliver me from these evils?" Diogenes, who had come to visit him, "This,"
said he, presenting him a knife, "soon enough, if thou wilt."—"I do
not mean from my life," he replied, "but from my sufferings." The
sufferings that only attack the mind, I am not so sensible of as most
other men; and this partly out of judgment, for the world looks upon
several things as dreadful or to be avoided at the expense of life, that
are almost indifferent to me: partly, through a dull and insensible
complexion I have in accidents which do not point-blank hit me; and that
insensibility I look upon as one of the best parts of my natural
condition; but essential and corporeal pains I am very sensible of. And
yet, having long since foreseen them, though with a sight weak and
delicate and softened with the long and happy health and quiet that God
has been pleased to give me the greatest part of my time, I had in my
imagination fancied them so insupportable, that, in truth, I was more
afraid than I have since found I had cause: by which I am still more
fortified in this belief, that most of the faculties of the soul, as we
employ them, more trouble the repose of life than they are any way useful
to it.</p>
<p>I am in conflict with the worst, the most sudden, the most painful, the
most mortal, and the most irremediable of all diseases; I have already had
the trial of five or six very long and very painful fits; and yet I either
flatter myself, or there is even in this state what is very well to be
endured by a man who has his soul free from the fear of death, and of the
menaces, conclusions, and consequences which physic is ever thundering in
our ears; but the effect even of pain itself is not so sharp and
intolerable as to put a man of understanding into rage and despair. I have
at least this advantage by my stone, that what I could not hitherto
prevail upon myself to resolve upon, as to reconciling and acquainting
myself with death, it will perfect; for the more it presses upon and
importunes me, I shall be so much the less afraid to die. I had already
gone so far as only to love life for life's sake, but my pain will
dissolve this intelligence; and God grant that in the end, should the
sharpness of it be once greater than I shall be able to bear, it does not
throw me into the other no less vicious extreme to desire and wish to die!</p>
<p>"Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes:"<br/>
<br/>
["Neither to wish, nor fear to die." (Or:)<br/>
"Thou shouldest neither fear nor desire the last day."<br/>
—Martial, x. 7.]<br/></p>
<p>they are two passions to be feared; but the one has its remedy much nearer
at hand than the other.</p>
<p>As to the rest, I have always found the precept that so rigorously enjoins
a resolute countenance and disdainful and indifferent comportment in the
toleration of infirmities to be ceremonial. Why should philosophy, which
only has respect to life and effects, trouble itself about these external
appearances? Let us leave that care to actors and masters of rhetoric, who
set so great a value upon our gestures. Let her allow this vocal frailty
to disease, if it be neither cordial nor stomachic, and permit the
ordinary ways of expressing grief by sighs, sobs, palpitations, and
turning pale, that nature has put out of our power; provided the courage
be undaunted, and the tones not expressive of despair, let her be
satisfied. What matter the wringing of our hands, if we do not wring our
thoughts? She forms us for ourselves, not for others; to be, not to seem;
let her be satisfied with governing our understanding, which she has taken
upon her the care of instructing; that, in the fury of the colic, she
maintain the soul in a condition to know itself, and to follow its
accustomed way, contending with, and enduring, not meanly truckling under
pain; moved and heated, not subdued and conquered, in the contention;
capable of discourse and other things, to a certain degree. In such
extreme accidents, 'tis cruelty to require so exact a composedness. 'Tis
no great matter that we make a wry face, if the mind plays its part well:
if the body find itself relieved by complaining let it complain: if
agitation ease it, let it tumble and toss at pleasure; if it seem to find
the disease evaporate (as some physicians hold that it helps women in
delivery) in making loud outcries, or if this do but divert its torments,
let it roar as it will. Let us not command this voice to sally, but stop
it not. Epicurus, not only forgives his sage for crying out in torments,
but advises him to it:</p>
<p>"Pugiles etiam, quum feriunt, in jactandis caestibus<br/>
ingemiscunt, quia profundenda voce omne corpus intenditur,<br/>
venitque plaga vehementior."<br/>
<br/>
["Boxers also, when they strike, groan in the act, because with the<br/>
strength of voice the whole body is carried, and the blow comes with<br/>
the greater vehemence."—Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 23.]<br/></p>
<p>We have enough to do to deal with the disease, without troubling ourselves
with these superfluous rules.</p>
<p>Which I say in excuse of those whom we ordinarily see impatient in the
assaults of this malady; for as to what concerns myself, I have passed it
over hitherto with a little better countenance, and contented myself with
groaning without roaring out; not, nevertheless, that I put any great
constraint upon myself to maintain this exterior decorum, for I make
little account of such an advantage: I allow herein as much as the pain
requires; but either my pains are not so excessive, or I have more than
ordinary patience. I complain, I confess, and am a little impatient in a
very sharp fit, but I do not arrive to such a degree of despair as he who
with:</p>
<p>"Ejulatu, questu, gemitu, fremitibus<br/>
Resonando, multum flebiles voces refert:"<br/>
<br/>
["Howling, roaring, groaning with a thousand noises, expressing his<br/>
torment in a dismal voice." (Or:) "Wailing, complaining, groaning,<br/>
murmuring much avail lugubrious sounds."—Verses of Attius, in his<br/>
Phaloctetes, quoted by Cicero, De Finib., ii. 29; Tusc. Quaes.,<br/>
ii. 14.]<br/></p>
<p>I try myself in the depth of my suffering, and have always found that I
was in a capacity to speak, think, and give a rational answer as well as
at any other time, but not so firmly, being troubled and interrupted by
the pain. When I am looked upon by my visitors to be in the greatest
torment, and that they therefore forbear to trouble me, I often essay my
own strength, and myself set some discourse on foot, the most remote I can
contrive from my present condition. I can do anything upon a sudden
endeavour, but it must not continue long. Oh, what pity 'tis I have not
the faculty of that dreamer in Cicero, who dreaming he was lying with a
wench, found he had discharged his stone in the sheets. My pains strangely
deaden my appetite that way. In the intervals from this excessive torment,
when my ureters only languish without any great dolor, I presently feel
myself in my wonted state, forasmuch as my soul takes no other alarm but
what is sensible and corporal, which I certainly owe to the care I have
had of preparing myself by meditation against such accidents:</p>
<p>"Laborum,<br/>
Nulla mihi nova nunc facies inopinave surgit;<br/>
Omnia praecepi, atque animo mecum ante peregi."<br/>
<br/>
["No new shape of suffering can arise new or unexpected; I have<br/>
anticipated all, and acted them over beforehand in my mind."<br/>
—AEneid, vi. 103.]<br/></p>
<p>I am, however, a little roughly handled for an apprentice, and with a
sudden and sharp alteration, being fallen in an instant from a very easy
and happy condition of life into the most uneasy and painful that can be
imagined. For besides that it is a disease very much to be feared in
itself, it begins with me after a more sharp and severe manner than it is
used to do with other men. My fits come so thick upon me that I am
scarcely ever at ease; yet I have hitherto kept my mind so upright that,
provided I can still continue it, I find myself in a much better condition
of life than a thousand others, who have no fewer nor other disease but
what they create to themselves for want of meditation.</p>
<p>There is a certain sort of crafty humility that springs from presumption,
as this, for example, that we confess our ignorance in many things, and
are so courteous as to acknowledge that there are in the works of nature
some qualities and conditions that are imperceptible to us, and of which
our understanding cannot discover the means and causes; by this so honest
and conscientious declaration we hope to obtain that people shall also
believe us as to those that we say we do understand. We need not trouble
ourselves to seek out foreign miracles and difficulties; methinks, amongst
the things that we ordinarily see, there are such incomprehensible wonders
as surpass all difficulties of miracles. What a wonderful thing it is that
the drop of seed from which we are produced should carry in itself the
impression not only of the bodily form, but even of the thoughts and
inclinations of our fathers! Where can that drop of fluid matter contain
that infinite number of forms? and how can they carry on these
resemblances with so precarious and irregular a process that the son shall
be like his great-grandfather, the nephew like his uncle? In the family of
Lepidus at Rome there were three, not successively but by intervals, who
were born with the same eye covered with a cartilage. At Thebes there was
a race that carried from their mother's womb the form of the head of a
lance, and he who was not born so was looked upon as illegitimate. And
Aristotle says that in a certain nation, where the women were in common,
they assigned the children to their fathers by their resemblance.</p>
<p>'Tis to be believed that I derive this infirmity from my father, for he
died wonderfully tormented with a great stone in his bladder; he was never
sensible of his disease till the sixty-seventh year of his age; and before
that had never felt any menace or symptoms of it, either in his reins,
sides, or any other part, and had lived, till then, in a happy, vigorous
state of health, little subject to infirmities, and he continued seven
years after in this disease, dragging on a very painful end of life. I was
born about five-and-twenty years before his disease seized him, and in the
time of his most flourishing and healthful state of body, his third child
in order of birth: where could his propension to this malady lie lurking
all that while? And he being then so far from the infirmity, how could
that small part of his substance wherewith he made me, carry away so great
an impression for its share? and how so concealed, that till
five-and-forty years after, I did not begin to be sensible of it? being
the only one to this hour, amongst so many brothers and sisters, and all
by one mother, that was ever troubled with it. He that can satisfy me in
this point, I will believe him in as many other miracles as he pleases;
always provided that, as their manner is, he do not give me a doctrine
much more intricate and fantastic than the thing itself for current pay.</p>
<p>Let the physicians a little excuse the liberty I take, for by this same
infusion and fatal insinuation it is that I have received a hatred and
contempt of their doctrine; the antipathy I have against their art is
hereditary. My father lived three-score and fourteen years, my grandfather
sixty-nine, my great-grandfather almost fourscore years, without ever
tasting any sort of physic; and, with them, whatever was not ordinary
diet, was instead of a drug. Physic is grounded upon experience and
examples: so is my opinion. And is not this an express and very
advantageous experience. I do not know that they can find me in all their
records three that were born, bred, and died under the same roof, who have
lived so long by their conduct. They must here of necessity confess, that
if reason be not, fortune at least is on my side, and with physicians
fortune goes a great deal further than reason. Let them not take me now at
a disadvantage; let them not threaten me in the subdued condition wherein
I now am; that were treachery. In truth, I have enough the better of them
by these domestic examples, that they should rest satisfied. Human things
are not usually so constant; it has been two hundred years, save eighteen,
that this trial has lasted, for the first of them was born in the year
1402: 'tis now, indeed, very good reason that this experience should begin
to fail us. Let them not, therefore, reproach me with the infirmities
under which I now suffer; is it not enough that I for my part have lived
seven-and-forty years in good health? though it should be the end of my
career; 'tis of the longer sort.</p>
<p>My ancestors had an aversion to physic by some occult and natural
instinct; for the very sight of drugs was loathsome to my father. The
Seigneur de Gaviac, my uncle by the father's side, a churchman, and a
valetudinary from his birth, and yet who made that crazy life hold out to
sixty-seven years, being once fallen into a furious fever, it was ordered
by the physicians he should be plainly told that if he would not make use
of help (for so they call that which is very often an obstacle), he would
infallibly be a dead man. That good man, though terrified with this
dreadful sentence, yet replied, "I am then a dead man." But God soon after
made the prognostic false. The last of the brothers—there were four
of them—and by many years the last, the Sieur de Bussaguet, was the
only one of the family who made use of medicine, by reason, I suppose, of
the concern he had with the other arts, for he was a councillor in the
court of Parliament, and it succeeded so ill with him, that being in
outward appearance of the strongest constitution, he yet died long before
any of the rest, save the Sieur de Saint Michel.</p>
<p>'Tis possible I may have derived this natural antipathy to physic from
them; but had there been no other consideration in the case, I would have
endeavoured to have overcome it; for all these conditions that spring in
us without reason, are vicious; 'tis a kind of disease that we should
wrestle with. It may be I had naturally this propension; but I have
supported and fortified it by arguments and reasons which have established
in me the opinion I am of. For I also hate the consideration of refusing
physic for the nauseous taste.</p>
<p>I should hardly be of that humour who hold health to be worth purchasing
by all the most painful cauteries and incisions that can be applied. And,
with Epicurus, I conceive that pleasures are to be avoided, if greater
pains be the consequence, and pains to be coveted, that will terminate in
greater pleasures. Health is a precious thing, and the only one, in truth,
meriting that a man should lay out, not only his time, sweat, labour, and
goods, but also his life itself to obtain it; forasmuch as, without it,
life is wearisome and injurious to us: pleasure, wisdom, learning, and
virtue, without it, wither away and vanish; and to the most laboured and
solid discourses that philosophy would imprint in us to the contrary, we
need no more but oppose the image of Plato being struck with an epilepsy
or apoplexy; and, in this presupposition, to defy him to call the rich
faculties of his soul to his assistance. All means that conduce to health
can neither be too painful nor too dear to me. But I have some other
appearances that make me strangely suspect all this merchandise. I do not
deny but that there may be some art in it, that there are not amongst so
many works of Nature, things proper for the conservation of health: that
is most certain: I very well know there are some simples that moisten, and
others that dry; I experimentally know that radishes are windy, and
senna-leaves purging; and several other such experiences I have, as that
mutton nourishes me, and wine warms me: and Solon said "that eating was
physic against the malady hunger." I do not disapprove the use we make of
things the earth produces, nor doubt, in the least, of the power and
fertility of Nature, and of its application to our necessities: I very
well see that pikes and swallows live by her laws; but I mistrust the
inventions of our mind, our knowledge and art, to countenance which, we
have abandoned Nature and her rules, and wherein we keep no bounds nor
moderation. As we call the piling up of the first laws that fall into our
hands justice, and their practice and dispensation very often foolish and
very unjust; and as those who scoff at and accuse it, do not,
nevertheless, blame that noble virtue itself, but only condemn the abuse
and profanation of that sacred title; so in physic I very much honour that
glorious name, its propositions, its promises, so useful for the service
of mankind; but the ordinances it foists upon us, betwixt ourselves, I
neither honour nor esteem.</p>
<p>In the first place, experience makes me dread it; for amongst all my
acquaintance, I see no people so soon sick, and so long before they are
well, as those who take much physic; their very health is altered and
corrupted by their frequent prescriptions. Physicians are not content to
deal only with the sick, but they will moreover corrupt health itself, for
fear men should at any time escape their authority. Do they not, from a
continual and perfect health, draw the argument of some great sickness to
ensue? I have been sick often enough, and have always found my sicknesses
easy enough to be supported (though I have made trial of almost all
sorts), and as short as those of any other, without their help, or without
swallowing their ill-tasting doses. The health I have is full and free,
without other rule or discipline than my own custom and pleasure. Every
place serves me well enough to stay in, for I need no other conveniences,
when I am sick, than what I must have when I am well. I never disturb
myself that I have no physician, no apothecary, nor any other assistance,
which I see most other sick men more afflicted at than they are with their
disease. What! Do the doctors themselves show us more felicity and
duration in their own lives, that may manifest to us some apparent effect
of their skill?</p>
<p>There is not a nation in the world that has not been many ages without
physic; and these the first ages, that is to say, the best and most happy;
and the tenth part of the world knows nothing of it yet; many nations are
ignorant of it to this day, where men live more healthful and longer than
we do here, and even amongst us the common people live well enough without
it. The Romans were six hundred years before they received it; and after
having made trial of it, banished it from the city at the instance of Cato
the Censor, who made it appear how easy it was to live without it, having
himself lived fourscore and five years, and kept his wife alive to an
extreme old age, not without physic, but without a physician: for
everything that we find to be healthful to life may be called physic. He
kept his family in health, as Plutarch says if I mistake not, with hare's
milk; as Pliny reports, that the Arcadians cured all manner of diseases
with that of a cow; and Herodotus says, the Lybians generally enjoy rare
health, by a custom they have, after their children are arrived to four
years of age, to burn and cauterise the veins of their head and temples,
by which means they cut off all defluxions of rheum for their whole lives.
And the country people of our province make use of nothing, in all sorts
of distempers, but the strongest wine they can get, mixed with a great
deal of saffron and spice, and always with the same success.</p>
<p>And to say the truth, of all this diversity and confusion of
prescriptions, what other end and effect is there after all, but to purge
the belly? which a thousand ordinary simples will do as well; and I do not
know whether such evacuations be so much to our advantage as they pretend,
and whether nature does not require a residence of her excrements to a
certain proportion, as wine does of its lees to keep it alive: you often
see healthful men fall into vomitings and fluxes of the belly by some
extrinsic accident, and make a great evacuation of excrements, without any
preceding need, or any following benefit, but rather with hurt to their
constitution. 'Tis from the great Plato, that I lately learned, that of
three sorts of motions which are natural to us, purging is the worst, and
that no man, unless he be a fool, ought to take anything to that purpose
but in the extremest necessity. Men disturb and irritate the disease by
contrary oppositions; it must be the way of living that must gently
dissolve, and bring it to its end. The violent gripings and contest
betwixt the drug and the disease are ever to our loss, since the combat is
fought within ourselves, and that the drug is an assistant not to be
trusted, being in its own nature an enemy to our health, and by trouble
having only access into our condition. Let it alone a little; the general
order of things that takes care of fleas and moles, also takes care of
men, if they will have the same patience that fleas and moles have, to
leave it to itself. 'Tis to much purpose we cry out "Bihore,"—[A
term used by the Languedoc waggoners to hasten their horses]—'tis a
way to make us hoarse, but not to hasten the matter. 'Tis a proud and
uncompassionate order: our fears, our despair displease and stop it from,
instead of inviting it to, our relief; it owes its course to the disease,
as well as to health; and will not suffer itself to be corrupted in favour
of the one to the prejudice of the other's right, for it would then fall
into disorder. Let us, in God's name, follow it; it leads those that
follow, and those who will not follow, it drags along, both their fury and
physic together. Order a purge for your brain, it will there be much
better employed than upon your stomach.</p>
<p>One asking a Lacedaemonian what had made him live so long, he made answer,
"the ignorance of physic"; and the Emperor Adrian continually exclaimed as
he was dying, that the crowd of physicians had killed him. A bad wrestler
turned physician: "Courage," says Diogenes to him; "thou hast done well,
for now thou will throw those who have formerly thrown thee." But they
have this advantage, according to Nicocles, that the sun gives light to
their success and the earth covers their failures. And, besides, they have
a very advantageous way of making use of all sorts of events: for what
fortune, nature, or any other cause (of which the number is infinite),
products of good and healthful in us, it is the privilege of physic to
attribute to itself; all the happy successes that happen to the patient,
must be thence derived; the accidents that have cured me, and a thousand
others, who do not employ physicians, physicians usurp to themselves: and
as to ill accidents, they either absolutely disown them, in laying the
fault upon the patient, by such frivolous reasons as they are never at a
loss for; as "he lay with his arms out of bed," or "he was disturbed with
the rattling of a coach:"</p>
<p>"Rhedarum transitus arcto<br/>
Vicorum inflexu:"<br/>
<br/>
["The passage of the wheels in the narrow<br/>
turning of the street"—Juvenal, iii. 236.]<br/></p>
<p>or "somebody had set open the casement," or "he had lain upon his left
side," or "he had some disagreeable fancies in his head": in sum, a word,
a dream, or a look, seems to them excuse sufficient wherewith to palliate
their own errors: or, if they so please, they even make use of our growing
worse, and do their business in this way which can never fail them: which
is by buzzing us in the ear, when the disease is more inflamed by their
medicaments, that it had been much worse but for those remedies; he, whom
from an ordinary cold they have thrown into a double tertian-ague, had but
for them been in a continued fever. They do not much care what mischief
they do, since it turns to their own profit. In earnest, they have reason
to require a very favourable belief from their patients; and, indeed, it
ought to be a very easy one, to swallow things so hard to be believed.
Plato said very well, that physicians were the only men who might lie at
pleasure, since our health depends upon the vanity and falsity of their
promises.</p>
<p>AEsop, a most excellent author, and of whom few men discover all the
graces, pleasantly represents to us the tyrannical authority physicians
usurp over poor creatures, weakened and subdued by sickness and fear, when
he tells us, that a sick person, being asked by his physician what
operation he found of the potion he had given him: "I have sweated very
much," says the sick man. "That's good," says the physician. Another time,
having asked how he felt himself after his physic: "I have been very cold,
and have had a great shivering upon me," said he. "That is good," replied
the physician. After the third potion, he asked him again how he did:
"Why, I find myself swollen and puffed up," said he, "as if I had a
dropsy."—"That is very well," said the physician. One of his
servants coming presently after to inquire how he felt himself, "Truly,
friend," said he, "with being too well I am about to die."</p>
<p>There was a more just law in Egypt, by which the physician, for the three
first days, was to take charge of his patient at the patient's own risk
and cost; but, those three days being past, it was to be at his own. For
what reason is it that their patron, AEsculapius, should be struck with
thunder for restoring Hippolitus from death to life:</p>
<p>"Nam Pater omnipotens, aliquem indignatus ab umbris<br/>
Mortalem infernis ad lumina surgere vitae,<br/>
Ipse repertorem medicinae talis, et artis<br/>
Fulmine Phoebigenam Stygias detrusit ad undas;"<br/>
<br/>
["Then the Almighty Father, offended that any mortal should rise to<br/>
the light of life from the infernal shades, struck the son of<br/>
Phoebus with his forked lightning to the Stygian lake."<br/>
—AEneid, vii. 770.]<br/></p>
<p>and his followers be pardoned, who send so many souls from life to death?
A physician, boasting to Nicocles that his art was of great authority: "It
is so, indeed," said Nicocles, "that can with impunity kill so many
people."</p>
<p>As to what remains, had I been of their counsel, I would have rendered my
discipline more sacred and mysterious; they begun well, but they have not
ended so. It was a good beginning to make gods and demons the authors of
their science, and to have used a peculiar way of speaking and writing,
notwithstanding that philosophy concludes it folly to persuade a man to
his own good by an unintelligible way: "Ut si quis medicus imperet, ut
sumat:"</p>
<p>"Terrigenam, herbigradam, domiportam, sanguine cassam."<br/>
<br/>
["Describing it by the epithets of an animal trailing with its slime<br/>
over the herbage, without blood or bones, and carrying its house<br/>
upon its back, meaning simply a snail."—Coste]<br/></p>
<p>It was a good rule in their art, and that accompanies all other vain,
fantastic, and supernatural arts, that the patient's belief should
prepossess them with good hope and assurance of their effects and
operation: a rule they hold to that degree, as to maintain that the most
inexpert and ignorant physician is more proper for a patient who has
confidence in him, than the most learned and experienced whom he is not so
acquainted with. Nay, even the very choice of most of their drugs is in
some sort mysterious and divine; the left foot of a tortoise, the urine of
a lizard, the dung of an elephant, the liver of a mole, blood drawn from
under the right wing of a white pigeon; and for us who have the stone (so
scornfully they use us in our miseries) the excrement of rats beaten to
powder, and such like trash and fooleries which rather carry a face of
magical enchantment than of any solid science. I omit the odd number of
their pills, the destination of certain days and feasts of the year, the
superstition of gathering their simples at certain hours, and that so
austere and very wise countenance and carriage which Pliny himself so much
derides. But they have, as I said, failed in that they have not added to
this fine beginning the making their meetings and consultations more
religious and secret, where no profane person should have admission, no
more than in the secret ceremonies of AEsculapius; for by the reason of
this it falls out that their irresolution, the weakness of their
arguments, divinations and foundations, the sharpness of their disputes,
full of hatred, jealousy, and self-consideration, coming to be discovered
by every one, a man must be marvellously blind not to see that he runs a
very great hazard in their hands. Who ever saw one physician approve of
another's prescription, without taking something away, or adding something
to it? by which they sufficiently betray their tricks, and make it
manifest to us that they therein more consider their own reputation, and
consequently their profit, than their patient's interest. He was a much
wiser man of their tribe, who of old gave it as a rule, that only one
physician should undertake a sick person; for if he do nothing to purpose,
one single man's default can bring no great scandal upon the art of
medicine; and, on the contrary, the glory will be great if he happen to
have success; whereas, when there are many, they at every turn bring a
disrepute upon their calling, forasmuch as they oftener do hurt than good.
They ought to be satisfied with the perpetual disagreement which is found
in the opinions of the principal masters and ancient authors of this
science, which is only known to men well read, without discovering to the
vulgar the controversies and various judgments which they still nourish
and continue amongst themselves.</p>
<p>Will you have one example of the ancient controversy in physic? Herophilus
lodges the original cause of all diseases in the humours; Erasistratus, in
the blood of the arteries; Asclepiades, in the invisible atoms of the
pores; Alcmaeon, in the exuberance or defect of our bodily strength;
Diocles, in the inequality of the elements of which the body is composed,
and in the quality of the air we breathe; Strato, in the abundance,
crudity, and corruption of the nourishment we take; and Hippocrates lodges
it in the spirits. There is a certain friend of theirs,—[Celsus,
Preface to the First Book.]—whom they know better than I, who
declares upon this subject, "that the most important science in practice
amongst us, as that which is intrusted with our health and conservation,
is, by ill luck, the most uncertain, the most perplexed, and agitated with
the greatest mutations." There is no great danger in our mistaking the
height of the sun, or the fraction of some astronomical supputation; but
here, where our whole being is concerned, 'tis not wisdom to abandon
ourselves to the mercy of the agitation of so many contrary winds.</p>
<p>Before the Peloponnesian war there was no great talk of this science.
Hippocrates brought it into repute; whatever he established, Chrysippus
overthrew; after that, Erasistratus, Aristotle's grandson, overthrew what
Chrysippus had written; after these, the Empirics started up, who took a
quite contrary way to the ancients in the management of this art; when the
credit of these began a little to decay, Herophilus set another sort of
practice on foot, which Asclepiades in turn stood up against, and
overthrew; then, in their turn, the opinions first of Themiso, and then of
Musa, and after that those of Vectius Valens, a physician famous through
the intelligence he had with Messalina, came in vogue; the empire of
physic in Nero's time was established in Thessalus, who abolished and
condemned all that had been held till his time; this man's doctrine was
refuted by Crinas of Marseilles, who first brought all medicinal
operations under the Ephemerides and motions of the stars, and reduced
eating, sleeping, and drinking to hours that were most pleasing to Mercury
and the moon; his authority was soon after supplanted by Charinus, a
physician of the same city of Marseilles, a man who not only controverted
all the ancient methods of physic, but moreover the usage of hot baths,
that had been generally and for so many ages in common use; he made men
bathe in cold water, even in winter, and plunged his sick patients in the
natural waters of streams. No Roman till Pliny's time had ever vouchsafed
to practise physic; that office was only performed by Greeks and
foreigners, as 'tis now amongst us French, by those who sputter Latin;
for, as a very great physician says, we do not easily accept the medicine
we understand, no more than we do the drugs we ourselves gather. If the
nations whence we fetch our guaiacum, sarsaparilla, and China wood, have
physicians, how great a value must we imagine, by the same recommendation
of strangeness, rarity, and dear purchase, do they set upon our cabbage
and parsley? for who would dare to contemn things so far fetched, and
sought out at the hazard of so long and dangerous a voyage?</p>
<p>Since these ancient mutations in physic, there have been infinite others
down to our own times, and, for the most part, mutations entire and
universal, as those, for example, produced by Paracelsus, Fioravanti, and
Argentier; for they, as I am told, not only alter one recipe, but the
whole contexture and rules of the body of physic, accusing all others of
ignorance and imposition who have practised before them. At this rate, in
what a condition the poor patient must be, I leave you to judge.</p>
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