<h2><SPAN name="#id11">CHAPTER X--The Coup of "The Planet"</SPAN></h2>
<p>About half-past five, a plump old
country-woman, with a brown tissue veil over
her ruddy, wrinkled face, waddled into a
green-grocer's not far from South Audley Street.
She bade the young man in the shop a wheezy
"Good day," and asked if she might be
bold enough to inquire whether Lady Henry
Borrowdaile's housekeeper were a customer.
Yes, the youth admitted with pride, for
anything in their line which was not sent up
from the Marquis of Wastwater's, in the
country, they had the honour of serving her
Ladyship.</p>
<p>"Ah! I thought how it would be, your
place being so near, and the nicest round
about," said the old country-woman. "The
truth is, I have to go to the house on a
disagreeable errand. I volunteered to do it
for a friend, and I've forgotten the number.
I've to break some bad news to one of the
housemaids."</p>
<p>"Not Miss Jessie Adams, I hope!"
protested the young man, blushing up to the
roots of his light hair.</p>
<p>"Yes, it is poor Jessie," said the old
woman. "You know her?"</p>
<p>"We've been walking out together the
last six months. I suppose her father's
took bad again, or--or worse?"</p>
<p>"He's living--or was when I left; but----"
and the old-fashioned bonnet with the veil
shook ominously. "Well, I must go and
do my duty. I hope she'll be able to get
home for a week or so."</p>
<p>A few minutes later, Joan, delighted with
her disguise and the detective skill she was
developing, rang the servants' bell at the
Borrowdailes'. She had learned what she
had hoped to learn, the name of one of the
maids, and she had also learned something
more--the fact that Jessie Adams had a
father whose state of health would afford an
excuse for absence; and the existence of a
lover, who would probably urge immediate
marriage if there were enough money on
either side.</p>
<p>The old countrywoman with the brown
veil was voluble to the footman who opened
the door. She explained that she had news
from home for Jessie Adams, and was shown
into a servant's sitting-room, where presently
appeared a fresh-looking girl with languishing
eyes, and a full, weak mouth.</p>
<p>"Oh, I thought perhaps it would be Aunt
Emmy!" exclaimed the young person in
cap and apron.</p>
<p>"No, I'm not Aunt Emmy, but you may
take it I'm a friend," replied the old woman.
"Don't be frightened. Your father ain't
so very bad, but your folks would be glad
to have you at home if you could manage it.
And, look here, my gell, here's good news
for you. You may make a tidy bit of money
by going, if you can get off at once--this
very night. How much must you and that
nice young man of yours put by before you
can marry?"</p>
<p>"We can't marry till he sets up in business
for himself, and it will take a hundred pounds
at least," said the girl. "We've each got
about ten pounds saved towards it. But
what's ten pounds?"</p>
<p>"Added on to ninety it makes a hundred,
and you can earn that by lending your place
here for one fortnight to a niece of mine,
who wants to be a journalist and write what
the doings inside a smart house are like.
She'd name no names, so you'd never be
given away. All you'd have to do would be
to tell the housekeeper your father was took
bad, and would she let you go if you'd bring
your cousin Maria in your stead--a clever,
experienced girl, with the best references from
Lord Northmuir's house?"</p>
<p>"My goodness me, you take my breath
away!" gasped Jessie Adams. "How do
I know but your niece is a thief who'd steal
her Ladyship's jewels?"</p>
<p>"You don't know, except that I say she
isn't. But, anyhow, what does it matter to
you? You don't need to come back or ever
be in service again. Here's the ninety pounds
in gold, my dear. You can bite every piece,
if you wish; and you've but to do what I
say to get them before you walk out of this
house. You settle matters with the
housekeeper, and I'll have my niece call on her
within the hour."</p>
<p>The girl with the languishing eyes and
the weak mouth had her price, like many
of her betters, and it happened to be exactly
ninety pounds. Joan had brought a hundred,
and considered that she had made a bargain.
Jessie consented to speak to the
housekeeper, and the countrywoman departed.
By this time it was dusk. She took a
four-wheeler and drove to the gates of the Park.
In a dark and lonely spot the outer disguise
was whisked off, and the paint wiped from
her face. Underneath her shawl she wore
a neat black dress, suitable for a housemaid
in search of a situation. This, too, Joan had
thoughtfully obtained at Clarkson's, whence
her pale blue cloth had been despatched by
messenger to Woburn Place. The bonnet
was quickly shaped into a hat; the stuffing
which had plumped out the thin, girlish
form was wrapped in the shawl which had
concealed it, and hidden under a bush.
Joan's own hair was combed primly back
from her forehead, and strained so tightly
at the sides as to change the expression of
her face completely. "Cousin Maria" was
as different from Miss Joan Carthew as a
mouse is from a bird of Paradise.</p>
<p>Cream could not be more velvety soft
than Joan's voice, the eye of a dove more
mild than hers, as she conversed with Lady
Henry Borrowdaile's housekeeper. And she
was armed with a magnificent reference.
There had been a Maria Jordan at Lord
Northmuir's, as housemaid, in Joan's day
there, but the real Maria had gone to America,
and it was safe and simple to write in praise
of this young person's character and
accomplishments, signing the document Mercy
Milton. At worst, even if Lady Henry's
housekeeper sent the reference to Lord
Northmuir's housekeeper, the imposition could
not be proved. Maria might have had time
to come back from America, and Miss Milton,
now departed, might have consented to
please the housemaid by giving her a written
recommendation.</p>
<p>But Maria Jordan's manner as an applicant
to fill her cousin's place was so respectful and
respectable, and the need to decide was so
pressing, that Lady Henry's housekeeper
resolved to accept Jordan, so to speak, on
face value. That same night Jessie Adams
went home (or somewhere else), and her
cousin stepped into the vacant niche.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Joan had, on the plea of
picking up her luggage, driven to one or
two cheap shops in the Tottenham Court
Road, and provided herself with a tin box
and a suitable outfit for a superior
housemaid. She was thankful to find that she
would have a room to herself, and delighted
to discover that Jessie Adams and Mathilde,
Lady Henry's own maid, had been on terms
of friendship. Their rooms adjoined; Jessie
had been teaching Mathilde English in odd
moments, and Mathilde had often obligingly
carried messages to the enamoured greengrocer.</p>
<p>Joan lost not a moment in winning her
way into Mathilde's good graces, wasting the
less time because she had already made
preparations with a view to such an end.
She had bought a large box of delicious
sweets, which she pretended her own "young
man" had given her, and this she placed at
the French girl's disposal. It happened that
Lady Henry was dining out and going to
the theatre afterwards that night, and
Mathilde, being free, visited Maria easily
in her room, where she sat on the bed,
swinging her well-shod feet and eating cream
chocolates. Maria, in the course of
conversation, chanced to mention that her
"young man" was the partner of a French
hairdresser in Knightsbridge; that the two
were intimate friends; that the hairdresser
was young, singularly handsome, well-to-do,
and looking out for a Parisienne as a wife.
This Admirable Crichton was in France at
present, on business, Maria added, but he
would return in the course of a fortnight,
when Maria's "young man" should effect
an introduction, as she was sure that
Monsieur Jacques would fall in love at first
sight with Mathilde.</p>
<p>Mathilde pretended indifference, but she
thought Maria the nicest girl she had met
in England, far more <em class="italics">chic</em> than Jessie; and
when she heard that her new friend longed
to be a lady's maid, she offered to coach her
in the art. Maria was gushingly grateful,
for though she had (she said) already acted
as maid to one or two ladies, they had not
been "swells" like Lady Henry, and lessons
from Mathilde would be of inestimable value.</p>
<p>"I suppose," she went on coaxingly,
"that if I showed you I could do hair nicely,
and understood what was wanted of a lady's
maid, you wouldn't be took ill, and give me
a chance to try my hand on Lady Henry?
Practice on her Ladyship would be worth
a lot of lessons, wouldn't it? My goodness!
I'd give all my savings for such a chance in
a house like this! Think of the help it
would be to me afterwards to say I'd been
understudy, as you might call it, to a real
expert like Mathilde, Lady Henry Borrowdaile's
own maid, and given great satisfaction
in the part! It might mean a good
place for me. I ain't jokin', mademoiselle.
I've got twenty-five sovereigns saved up,
and if you'll have neuralgia so bad you can't
lift your head from the pillow for three or
four days, those twenty-five sovereigns are
yours."</p>
<p>"<em class="italics">Mais</em>, for me to have ze neuralgia, it do
not make that milady take you for my
place," said the laughing Mathilde.</p>
<p>"No, but leave that to me. You shall
have the money just the same."</p>
<p>"All right," said Mathilde, giggling, scarce
believing that her friend was in earnest.
"I have ze neuralgia <em class="italics">demain</em>--to-morrow."</p>
<p>Joan sprang up and went to the new tin
box. She bent over it for a moment, with
her back to Mathilde; then she turned,
with a stocking in her hand--a stocking fat
in the foot, and tied round the ankle with
a bit of ribbon. "Count what's there,"
she exclaimed, emptying the stocking in
Mathilde's lap.</p>
<p>There were gold and silver, and even a
little copper. Altogether, the sum amounted
to that which Maria had named, and a few
shillings over.</p>
<p>Mathilde was dazzled. What with this
bird in hand, and another in the bush (the
eligible hairdresser), she was ready to do
almost anything for Maria. Later that night,
in undressing Lady Henry, she complained
of suffering such agony that she feared
for the morrow. Luckily, should she be
incapacitated for a short time, there was
a girl now in the house (a young person in
the place of the first housemaid, absent on
account of trouble in the family) who had
been lady's maid and knew her business.
Lady Henry was too sleepy to care what
might happen to-morrow--indeed, scarcely
listened to Mathilde's murmurings; but when
to-morrow was to-day, and a sweet-faced,
sweet-voiced girl announced that Mathilde
could not leave her bed, the spoiled beauty
remembered last night's conversation. After
some grumbling, she consented to try what
Jordan could do; and while the second
housemaid pouted over Maria's work, Maria
was busy ingratiating herself with Lady
Henry--ingratiating herself so thoroughly
that Mathilde would have trembled jealously
for the future could she have seen or heard.
Joan was one of those rare creatures,
born for success, who set their teeth in
unbreakable resolve to do whatever they must
do, well. Being a lady herself, with all a
lady's fastidious tastes, she knew how a lady
liked to be waited upon. She was not
attracted by Lady Henry, whom men called
an angel, and women "a cat," but she was
as attentive as if her whole happiness
depended on her mistress's approbation.
Mathilde was efficient, but frivolous and
flighty, sometimes inclined to sulkiness; and
Lady Henry, superbly indifferent to the
sufferings of servants, decided that she would
not be sorry if Mathilde were ill a long time.</p>
<p>Two or three days went by; Joan kept
the Parisienne supplied with <em class="italics">bonbons</em> and
French novels, and carried up all her meals,
arranged almost as daintily as if they had
been for her Ladyship. Mathilde was happy,
and Joan was--waiting. But her patience
was not to be tried for long.</p>
<p>On the third day, she was told that her
mistress was dining at home, alone with
Lord Henry. This was such an unusual
event that Joan was sure it meant something,
especially when Lady Henry demanded
one of her prettiest frocks. A footman,
inclined to be Maria's slave, was smiled upon,
intercepted during dinner, and questioned.
"They're behaving like turtle-doves," said he.</p>
<p>Joan had expected this. "That little cat
has guessed or discovered that everything
is settled, and she means to get the truth out
of him this evening, so that somehow she
can give the news to <em class="italics">The Daily Beacon</em>
to-night, in time to go to press for to-morrow,"
the girl reflected.</p>
<p>She was excited, but the great moment
had come, and she kept herself rigidly under
control, for much depended upon calmness
and fertility in resource. "They will have
their coffee in Lady Henry's boudoir," Joan
reflected, "and that is when she will get
to work."</p>
<p>She thought thus on her way upstairs,
carrying a dress of Lady Henry's, from
which she had been brushing the marks of a
muddy carriage-wheel. She laid it on a
chair, and saw on another a milliner's box.
Her mistress had not mentioned that she
was expecting anything, and Joan's curiosity
was aroused. She untied the fastenings,
lifted a layer of tissue paper, and saw a neat,
dark green tailor-dress, with a toque made
of the same material and a little velvet.
There was also a long, plain coat of the green
cloth, with gold buttons, and on the breast
pocket was embroidered an odd design in
gold thread.</p>
<p>Joan suddenly became thoughtful. This
dress was as unlike as possible to the butterfly
style which Lady Henry affected, and all
who knew her knew that she detested dark
colours. Yet this costume was distinctly
sombre and severe; and the name of the
milliner was unfamiliar to Joan.</p>
<p>"It's like a disguise," the girl said to
herself, "and I'll bet anything that's what it's
for. She went to a strange milliner; she
made a point of the things being ready
to-night; she chose a costume which would
absolutely change her appearance, if worn
with a thick veil. And then that bit of
embroidery on the pocket! Why, it's a
miniature copy of the design they print under
the title of <em class="italics">The Beacon</em>. It is a beacon,
flaming! She means to slip out of the house when
she's got the secret safe, and somebody at the
office of the paper will have been ordered to
take a veiled woman with such a dress as this
up to Portheous' private office, without her
speaking a word. Well--a woman will go
there, but I hope it won't be Lady Henry."</p>
<p>Without stopping for an instant's further
reflection, Joan caught up the box and flew
with it to her own room, where she pushed
it under the bed. She then watched her
chance, and when no one was in sight, darted
into the boudoir, where she squeezed herself
behind a screen close to the door. She
might have found a more convenient
hiding-place, but this, though uncomfortable, gave
her an advantage. If the two persons she
expected to enter the room elected to sit
near the fireplace, as they probably would,
Joan might be able to steal noiselessly away
without being seen or heard.</p>
<p>She had not had much time to spare, for
ten minutes after she had plastered herself
against the wall, Lord and Lady Henry came
in. They went to the sofa in front of the
fire and chatted of commonplaces until after
the coffee and <em class="italics">Orange Marnier</em> had been
brought. Then Lady Henry took out her
jewelled cigarette-case, gave a cigarette to
her husband and took one herself. To light
hers from his, she perched on Lord Henry's
knee, remaining in that position to play with
his hair, her white fingers flashing with
rings. She cooed to her husband prettily,
saying how nice it was to be with him alone,
and how it grieved her to see him weary and
worried.</p>
<p>"Is the old Russian Bear going to take
hands and dance prettily with little Japan
and big China, darling?" she purred. "You
know, precious, talking to me is as safe as
talking to yourself."</p>
<p>"I know, my pet. Thank goodness, the
strain is over. England and France together
have brought such pressure to bear, that
Russia was in a funk. The ultimatum we
issued----"</p>
<p>"Oh, then, the ultimatum <em class="italics">was</em> sent?"</p>
<p>"Yes. If Russia had held firm, nothing
could have prevented war. But for obvious
diplomatic reasons, the papers must not be
able to state officially that any negotiations
of the sort have ever taken place. There
has been a rumour, but that will die out."</p>
<p>"Ah, well, I'm glad there won't be war;
but as <em class="italics">you're</em> not a soldier, and can't be
killed, it wouldn't have broken my heart.
Kiss me and let's talk of something amusing.
Your poor pet gets a headache if she has to
think of affairs of State too long."</p>
<p>Joan did not wait for the end of the last
sentence. She began with the utmost caution
to move the farther end of the screen
forward, until she could reach the door-handle.
With infinite patience she turned the knob
at the rate of an inch a minute, until it was
possible to open the door. Then she pulled
it slowly, very slowly, towards her. At
last she could slip into the corridor, where
she had an instant of sickening fear lest she
should be detected by a passing servant.
Luck was with her, however; but instead
of seizing the chance to run upstairs unseen,
she stopped, shut the door as softly as it
had been opened, and then knocked. Lady
Henry's voice, with a ring of relief, called
"Come in!" Joan showed herself on the
threshold, and announced that a person
from Frasquet's, of George Street, had called
to say that by mistake a costume ordered by
Lady Henry had been sent to the wrong
address, but that search would at once be
made, and the box brought to South Audley
Street as soon as found.</p>
<p>Lady Henry sprang up with an exclamation
of anger, and called down the vengeance
of the gods upon the house of Frasquet.</p>
<p>"Might I suggest, your Ladyship, that I
go with the messenger, and make sure of
bringing back the box, if the dress is a valuable
one?" asked Joan.</p>
<p>Lady Henry caught at this idea. Joan
was bidden to run away and not to come
back till she had the box. "I will give you
a sovereign if you bring it home before
midnight," she added.</p>
<p>Joan walked calmly out with the box from
Frasquet's, took a cab, and drove to Woburn
Place, where, in her own room, she dressed
herself as Lady Henry had intended to be
dressed. The frock and coat fitted
sufficiently well, for Jordan and her mistress
were somewhat of the same figure. An
embroidered black veil, with one of chiffon
underneath, completely hid her features;
and, heavily perfumed with Lady Henry's
favourite scent, at precisely a quarter to
eleven she presented herself at the office of
<em class="italics">The Daily Beacon</em>. A gesture of a gloved
hand towards the flaming gold on the coat
was as if a password had been spoken. She
was conducted to a private office on the
first floor, and there received by a bearded,
red-faced man, who sprang up on her entrance.</p>
<p>"Well--well?" he demanded.</p>
<p>The veiled and scented lady put her finger
to her lips.</p>
<p>"'Sh!" she breathed. Then, disguising
her voice by whispering, she went on. "Russia
China, and Japan have signed the alliance,
in spite of England and France, whom they
have defied very insolently, and it's only a
question of a short time before the storm
breaks. There! That's all, in a nutshell.
I must run away at once."</p>
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<p>"A thousand thanks! You're a brick!" Mr. Portheous
pressed the gloved hand and
left a cheque in it. "We shall go to press
with this immediately."</p>
<p>Joan glanced at the cheque, saw it was
for seven hundred pounds, and despised
Lady Henry for cheapening the market.
Her waiting cab drove her a few streets
farther on, to the office of <em class="italics">The Planet</em>. A
card with the name of Miss Carthew, and
"Important private business" scrawled upon
it, was the "Open, sesame!" to Sir Edmund
Foster's door.</p>
<p>"Have you your cheque-book handy?"
she nonchalantly asked.</p>
<p>"What for?"</p>
<p>"<em class="italics">Quid pro quo.</em>" Joan rushed into her
whole story, which she told from beginning
to end, proving its truth by showing
Mr. Portheous' cheque made out to Mrs. Anne
Randall. "Lady Henry, no doubt, has an
account somewhere under that name. She's
too sharp to use her own," added the girl.
"Do you believe me now?"</p>
<p>"Yes. You're wonderful. I shall risk
printing the news exactly as you have given
it to me."</p>
<p>"You won't regret your trust. But I don't
want your cheque to-night. I'll take it
to-morrow, when I can say: 'I told you so.'"</p>
<p>"Would you still like to come on our staff--at
a salary of ten pounds a week?"</p>
<p>"No, thank you, Sir Edmund. I've brought
off my big <em class="italics">coup</em>, and anything more in the
newspaper line would be, I fear, an anticlimax.
Besides, I want to play with my fifteen
hundred pounds."</p>
<p>"What shall you do now?"</p>
<p>"Go back to the house which has the
honour of being my home, change my clothes,
hurry breathlessly to South Audley Street,
and inform Lady Henry that her costume
can't be found. She will then, in desperation,
decide to send a note to <em class="italics">The Daily Beacon</em>,
which, my prophetic soul whispers, she will
order me to take."</p>
<p>"Shall you go?"</p>
<p>"Out of the house, yes--never, never to
return, for my work there is done. But not
to the office of <em class="italics">The Beacon</em>. Lady Henry's
box shall be sent to her by parcel post
to-morrow morning, and Mrs. Randall's cheque
will be in the coat pocket. That will surprise
her a little, but it won't matter to me; for,
after having called here for my cheque, I
think I'll take the two o'clock train for the
Continent. I shall have plenty of money
to enjoy myself, and I feel I need a change
of air."</p>
<p>"You are wonderful!" repeated Sir Edmund Foster.</p>
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