<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXXIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXXIII</h2>
<h3>AT A QUILTING</h3>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_323" id="Page_323"></SPAN></span>"And so," said Mrs. Captain Badger to Miss Roxy
Toothacre, "it seems that Moses Pennel ain't going to have
Sally Kittridge after all,—he's engaged to Mara Lincoln."</p>
<p>"More shame for him," said Miss Roxy, with a frown
that made her mohair curls look really tremendous.</p>
<p>Miss Roxy and Mrs. Badger were the advance party at
a quilting, to be holden at the house of Mr. Sewell, and
had come at one o'clock to do the marking upon the quilt,
which was to be filled up by the busy fingers of all the
women in the parish. Said quilt was to have a bordering
of a pattern commonly denominated in those parts clam-shell,
and this Miss Roxy was diligently marking with
indigo.</p>
<p>"What makes you say so, now?" said Mrs. Badger, a
fat, comfortable, motherly matron, who always patronized
the last matrimonial venture that put forth among the
young people.</p>
<p>"What business had he to flirt and gallivant all summer
with Sally Kittridge, and make everybody think he was
going to have her, and then turn round to Mara Lincoln at
the last minute? I wish I'd been in Mara's place."</p>
<p>In Miss Roxy's martial enthusiasm, she gave a sudden
poke to her frisette, giving to it a diagonal bristle which
extremely increased its usually severe expression; and any
one contemplating her at the moment would have thought
that for Moses Pennel, or any other young man, to come<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_324" id="Page_324"></SPAN></span>
with tender propositions in that direction would have been
indeed a venturesome enterprise.</p>
<p>"I tell you what 'tis, Mis' Badger," she said, "I've
known Mara since she was born,—I may say I fetched
her up myself, for if I hadn't trotted and tended her them
first four weeks of her life, Mis' Pennel'd never have got
her through; and I've watched her every year since; and
havin' Moses Pennel is the only silly thing I ever knew
her to do; but you never can tell what a girl will do when
it comes to marryin',—never!"</p>
<p>"But he's a real stirrin', likely young man, and captain
of a fine ship," said Mrs. Badger.</p>
<p>"Don't care if he's captain of twenty ships," said Miss
Roxy, obdurately; "he ain't a professor of religion, and I
believe he's an infidel, and she's one of the Lord's people."</p>
<p>"Well," said Mrs. Badger, "you know the unbelievin'
husband shall be sanctified by the believin' wife."</p>
<p>"Much sanctifyin' he'll get," said Miss Roxy, contemptuously.
"I don't believe he loves her any more than
fancy; she's the last plaything, and when he's got her,
he'll be tired of her, as he always was with anything he
got ever since. I tell you, Moses Pennel is all for pride
and ambition and the world; and his wife, when he gets
used to her, 'll be only a circumstance,—that's all."</p>
<p>"Come, now, Miss Roxy," said Miss Emily, who in her
best silk and smoothly-brushed hair had just come in, "we
must <i>not</i> let you talk so. Moses Pennel has had long
talks with brother, and he thinks him in a very hopeful
way, and we are all delighted; and as to Mara, she is as
fresh and happy as a little rose."</p>
<p>"So I tell Roxy," said Miss Ruey, who had been absent
from the room to hold private consultations with Miss
Emily concerning the biscuits and sponge-cake for tea, and
who now sat down to the quilt and began to unroll a capa<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_325" id="Page_325"></SPAN></span>cious
and very limp calico thread-case; and placing her
spectacles awry on her little pug nose, she began a series
of ingenious dodges with her thread, designed to hit the
eye of her needle.</p>
<p>"The old folks," she continued, "are e'en a'most tickled
to pieces,—'cause they think it'll jist be the salvation of
him to get Mara."</p>
<p>"I ain't one of the sort that wants to be a-usin' up girls
for the salvation of fellers," said Miss Roxy, severely.
"Ever since he nearly like to have got her eat up by
sharks, by giggiting her off in the boat out to sea when
she wa'n't more'n three years old, I always have thought
he was a misfortin' in that family, and I think so now."</p>
<p>Here broke in Mrs. Eaton, a thrifty energetic widow of
a deceased sea-captain, who had been left with a tidy little
fortune which commanded the respect of the neighborhood.
Mrs. Eaton had entered silently during the discussion, but
of course had come, as every other woman had that afternoon,
with views to be expressed upon the subject.</p>
<p>"For my part," she said, as she stuck a decisive needle
into the first clam-shell pattern, "I ain't so sure that all
the advantage in this match is on Moses Pennel's part.
Mara Lincoln is a good little thing, but she ain't fitted to
help a man along,—she'll always be wantin' somebody to
help her. Why, I 'member goin' a voyage with Cap'n
Eaton, when I saved the ship, if anybody did,—it was
allowed on all hands. Cap'n Eaton wasn't hearty at that
time, he was jist gettin' up from a fever,—it was when
Marthy Ann was a baby, and I jist took her and went to
sea and took care of him. I used to work the longitude
for him and help him lay the ship's course when his head
was bad,—and when we came on the coast, we were kept
out of harbor beatin' about nearly three weeks, and all the
ship's tacklin' was stiff with ice, and I tell you the men
never would have stood it through and got the ship in, if<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_326" id="Page_326"></SPAN></span>
it hadn't been for me. I kept their mittens and stockings
all the while a-dryin' at my stove in the cabin, and hot
coffee all the while a-boilin' for 'em, or I believe they'd
a-frozen their hands and feet, and never been able to work
the ship in. That's the way <i>I</i> did. Now Sally Kittridge
is a great deal more like that than Mara."</p>
<p>"There's no doubt that Sally is smart," said Mrs. Badger,
"but then it ain't every one can do like you, Mrs.
Eaton."</p>
<p>"Oh no, oh no," was murmured from mouth to mouth;
"Mrs. Eaton mustn't think she's any rule for others,—everybody
knows she can do more than most people;"
whereat the pacified Mrs. Eaton said "she didn't know as it
was anything remarkable,—it showed what anybody might
do, if they'd only <i>try</i> and have resolution; but that Mara
never had been brought up to have resolution, and her
mother never had resolution before her, it wasn't in any of
Mary Pennel's family; she knew their grandmother and
all their aunts, and they were all a weakly set, and not
fitted to get along in life,—they were a kind of people
that somehow didn't seem to know how to take hold of
things."</p>
<p>At this moment the consultation was hushed up by the
entrance of Sally Kittridge and Mara, evidently on the
closest terms of intimacy, and more than usually demonstrative
and affectionate; they would sit together and use
each other's needles, scissors, thread, and thimbles interchangeably,
as if anxious to express every minute the most
overflowing confidence. Sly winks and didactic nods were
covertly exchanged among the elderly people, and when
Mrs. Kittridge entered with more than usual airs of impressive
solemnity, several of these were covertly directed
toward her, as a matron whose views in life must have
been considerably darkened by the recent event.</p>
<p>Mrs. Kittridge, however, found an opportunity to whis<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_327" id="Page_327"></SPAN></span>per
under her breath to Miss Ruey what a relief to her it
was that the affair had taken such a turn. She had felt
uneasy all summer for fear of what might come. Sally
was so thoughtless and worldly, she felt afraid that he
would lead her astray. She didn't see, for her part, how
a professor of religion like Mara could make up her mind
to such an unsettled kind of fellow, even if he did seem to
be rich and well-to-do. But then she had done looking
for consistency; and she sighed and vigorously applied herself
to quilting like one who has done with the world.</p>
<p>In return, Miss Ruey sighed and took snuff, and related
for the hundredth time to Mrs. Kittridge the great escape
she once had from the addresses of Abraham Peters, who
had turned out a "poor drunken creetur." But then it was
only natural that Mara should be interested in Moses; and
the good soul went off into her favorite verse:—</p>
<p style="margin-left:2em">
"The fondness of a creature's love,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">How strong it strikes the sense!</span><br/>
Thither the warm affections move,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Nor can we drive them thence."</span><br/></p>
<p>In fact, Miss Ruey's sentimental vein was in quite a gushing
state, for she more than once extracted from the dark
corners of the limp calico thread-case we have spoken of
certain long-treasured <i>morceaux</i> of newspaper poetry, of
a tender and sentimental cast, which she had laid up with
true Yankee economy, in case any one should ever be in
a situation to need them. They related principally to the
union of kindred hearts, and the joys of reciprocated feeling
and the pains of absence. Good Miss Ruey occasionally
passed these to Mara, with glances full of meaning, which
caused the poor old thing to resemble a sentimental goblin,
keeping Sally Kittridge in a perfect hysterical tempest of
suppressed laughter, and making it difficult for Mara to
preserve the decencies of life toward her well-intending old
friend. The trouble with poor Miss Ruey was that, while<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_328" id="Page_328"></SPAN></span>
her body had grown old and crazy, her soul was just as
juvenile as ever,—and a simple, juvenile soul disporting
itself in a crazy, battered old body, is at great disadvantage.
It was lucky for her, however, that she lived in the
most sacred unconsciousness of the ludicrous effect of her
little indulgences, and the pleasure she took in them was
certainly of the most harmless kind. The world would be
a far better and more enjoyable place than it is, if all people
who are old and uncomely could find amusement as
innocent and Christian-like as Miss Ruey's inoffensive
thread-case collection of sentimental truisms.</p>
<p>This quilting of which we speak was a solemn, festive
occasion of the parish, held a week after Moses had sailed
away; and so <i>piquant</i> a morsel as a recent engagement
could not, of course, fail to be served up for the company
in every variety of garnishing which individual tastes might
suggest.</p>
<p>It became an ascertained fact, however, in the course
of the evening festivities, that the minister was serenely
approbative of the event; that Captain Kittridge was at
length brought to a sense of the errors of his way in supposing
that Sally had ever cared a pin for Moses more than
as a mutual friend and confidant; and the great affair was
settled without more ripples of discomposure than usually
attend similar announcements in more refined society.</p>
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