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<h2>><i>III.—The Simple Life in Paris</i></h2>
<p class='cap'>PARIS—at least the Paris of luxury and
fashion—is a childless city. Its
streets are thronged all day with a
crowd that passes in endless succession
but with never a child among them. You may
stand on the boulevards and count a thousand
grown-up persons for one child that goes by.</p>
<p>The case, of course, is not so extreme in the
quieter parts of the city. I have seen children,
sometimes two or three together, in the
Champs Elysées. In the garden of the
Tuileries I once saw six all in a group. They
seemed to be playing. A passer-by succeeded
in getting a snapshot of them without driving
them away. In the poorer districts, there are
any quantity of children, even enough to sell,
but in the Paris of the rich, the child is conspicuous
by its absence. The foreign visitors
come without their children. The true Parisian
lady has pretty well gone out of the business.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_118" id="Page_118"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/118.png">[118]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Here and there you may see driving past
with its mother in an open barouche, or parading
the Rue de la Paix on the hand of its
nurse, the doll-like substitute for old-time infancy,
the fashionable Parisian child. As far
as the sex can be determined by looking at it,
it is generally a girl. It is dressed in the
height of fashion. A huge picture hat reaches
out in all directions from its head. Long gloves
encase its little arms to prevent it from making
a free use of them. A dainty coat of
powder on its face preserves it from the distorting
effect of a smile. Its little hundred
dollar frock reaches down in a sweet simplicity
of outline. It has a belt that runs round its
thighs to divide it into two harmonious parts.
Below that are bare pink legs ending in little
silk socks at a dollar an inch and wee slippers
clasped with a simple emerald buckle. Therein,
of course, the child only obeys the reigning
fashion. Simplicity,—so I am informed by
the last number of <i>La Mode Parisienne</i>,—is
the dominant note of Parisian dress to-day,—simplicity,
plainness, freedom from all display.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_119" id="Page_119"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/119.png">[119]</SPAN></span>
A French lady wears in her hair at the Opera
a single, simple tiara bound with a plain row
of solitaire diamonds. It is so exquisitely simple
in its outline that you can see the single diamonds
sticking out from it and can count up
the price of each. The Parisian gentleman
wears in his button-hole merely a single orchid,—not
half a dozen,—and pins his necktie with
one plain, ordinary ruby, set in a perfectly unostentatious
sunburst of sapphires. There is
no doubt of the superiority of this Parisian simplicity.
To me, when it broke upon me in
reading <i>La Mode Parisienne</i>, it came as a kind
of inspiration. I took away the stuffy black
ribbon with its stupidly elaborate knot from
my Canadian Christie hat and wound a single
black ostrich feather about it fastened with
just the plainest silver aigrette. When I had
put that on and pinned a piece of old lace to
the tail of my coat with just one safety pin, I
walked the street with the quiet dignity of a
person whose one idea is not to be conspicuous.</p>
<p>But this is a digression. The child, I was
saying, wears about two hundred worth of vis<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_120" id="Page_120"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/120.png">[120]</SPAN></span>ible
clothing upon it; and I believe that if you
were to take it up by its ten-dollar slipper and
hold it upside down, you would see about fifty
dollars more. The French child has been converted
into an elaborately dressed doll. It is
altogether a thing of show, an appendage of
its fashionably dressed mother, with frock and
parasol to match. It is no longer a child, but
a living toy or plaything.</p>
<p>Even on these terms the child is not a success.
It has a rival who is rapidly beating it
off the ground. This is the Parisian dog. As
an implement of fashion, as a set-off to the
fair sex, as the recipient of ecstatic kisses and
ravishing hugs, the Parisian dog can give the
child forty points in a hundred and win out. It
can dress better, look more intelligent, behave
better, bark better,—in fact, the child is simply
not in it.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN href="images/145-i.png">[Illus]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figleft"> <ANTIMG src="images/145-illus.jpg" width-obs="245" height-obs="400" alt="The Parisian dog." title="The Parisian dog." /> <span class="caption">The Parisian dog.</span></div>
<p>This is why, I suppose, in the world of Parisian
luxury, the dog is ousting the infant altogether.
You will see, as I said, no children on
the boulevards and avenues. You will see dogs
by the hundred. Every motor or open<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_121" id="Page_121"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/121.png">[121]</SPAN></span>
barouche that passes up the Champs Elysées,
with its little white cloud of fluffy parasols and
garden-hats, has a dainty, beribboned dog sitting
among its occupants: in every avenue and
promenade you will see hundreds of clipped
poodles and toy spaniels; in all the fashionable
churches you will see dogs bowed at their devotions.</p>
<p>It was a fair struggle. The child had its
chance and was beaten. The child couldn't
dress: the dog could. The child couldn't or
wouldn't pray: the dog could,—or at least he
learnt how. No doubt it came awkwardly at
first, but he set himself to it till nowadays a
French dog can enter a cathedral with just as
much reverence as his mistress, and can pray
in the corner of the pew with the same humility
as hers. When you get to know the Parisian
dogs, you can easily tell a Roman Catholic
dog from a Low Church Anglican. I knew a
dog once that was converted,—everybody said
from motives of policy,—from a Presbyterian,—but,
stop, it's not fair to talk about it,—the
dog is dead now, and it's not right to speak<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_122" id="Page_122"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/122.png">[122]</SPAN></span>
ill of its belief, no matter how mistaken it may
have been.</p>
<p>However, let that pass, what I was saying
was that between the child and the dog, each
had its chance in a fair open contest and the
child is nowhere.</p>
<p>People, who have never seen, even from the
outside, the Parisian world of fashion, have no
idea to what an extent it has been invaded by
the dog craze. Dogs are driven about in
motors and open carriages. They are elaborately
clipped and powdered and beribboned
by special "coiffeurs." They wear little buckled
coats and blankets, and in motors,—I don't
feel quite sure of this,—they wear motor goggles.
There are at least three or four—and
for all I know there may be more—fashionable
shops in Paris for dogs' supplies. There
is one that any curious visitor may easily find
at once in the Rue des Petits Champs close
to the Avenue de l'Opera. There is another
one midway in the galleries of the Palais
Royal. In these shops you will see, in the
first place, the chains, collars, and whips that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_123" id="Page_123"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/123.png">[123]</SPAN></span>
are marks of the servitude in which dogs still
live (though, by the way, there are already, I
think, dog suffragettes heading a very strong
movement). You will see also the most delicious,
fashionable dog coats, very, very simple,
fastened in front with one silver clasp, only
one. In the Palais Royal shop they advertise,
"Newest summer models for 1913 in dogs'
tailoring." There are also dogs' beds made
in wickerwork in cradle shape with eider-down
coverlets worked over with silk.</p>
<p>A little while ago, the New York papers
were filled with an account of a dog's lunch
given at the Vanderbilt Hotel by an ultra-fashionable
American lady. It was recorded that
Vi Sin, the Pekin Spaniel of Mrs. H. of
New York, was host to about ten thousand
dollars worth of "smart" dogs. I do not know
whether or not this story is true, for I only
read it in the Parisian papers. But certain it
is that the episode would have made no sensation
in Paris. A dog eating in a restaurant
is a most ordinary spectacle. Only a few days
ago I had lunch with a dog,—a very quiet,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_124" id="Page_124"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/124.png">[124]</SPAN></span>
sensible Belgian poodle, very simply dressed in
a plain morning stomach coat of ultramarine
with leather insertions. I took quite a fancy to
him. When I say that I had lunch with him,
I ought to explain that he had a lady, his mistress,
with him,—that also is quite usual in
Paris. But I didn't know her, and she sat on
the further side of him, so that I confined myself
to ordinary table civilities with the dog. I
was having merely a plain omelette, from motives
of economy, and the dog had a little dish
of <i>entrecote d'agneau aux asperges maître
d'hôtel</i>. I took some of it while the lady was
speaking to the waiter and found it excellent.
You may believe it or not, but the entry of a
dog into a French restaurant and his being
seated at a table and having his food ordered
creates not the slightest sensation. To bring
a child into a really good restaurant would, I
imagine, be looked upon as rather a serious
affair.</p>
<p>Not only is the dog the darling of the hour
during his lifetime, but even in death he is
not forgotten. There is in Paris a special dog<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_125" id="Page_125"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/125.png">[125]</SPAN></span>
cemetery. It lies among the drooping trees of
a little island in the Seine, called the Isle de la
Recette, and you may find it by taking the
suburban tramway for Asnières. It has little
tombstones, monuments, and flowered walks.
One sorrow-stricken master has inscribed over
a dog's grave,—"<i>Plus je vois les hommes, plus
j'aime mon chien.</i>" The most notable feature
of the cemetery is the monument of Barry, a
St. Bernard dog. The inscription states that
he saved forty lives in the Alps.</p>
<p>But the dog craze is after all only a sign and
sample of the prevailing growth and extent of
fashionable luxury. Nowhere in the world, I
suppose, is this more conspicuous than in Paris,
the very Vanity Fair of mundane pleasure.
The hostesses of dinners, dances and fêtes vie
with one another in seeking bizarre and extravagant
effects. Here is a good example of
it taken from actual life the other day. It is
an account of an "oriental fête" given at a
private mansion in Paris.</p>
<p>It runs thus:—"The sumptuous Paris mansion
of the Comtesse Aynard de Chabrillan in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_126" id="Page_126"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/126.png">[126]</SPAN></span>
the Rue Christophe-Colomb was converted into
a veritable scene from the 'Thousand and One
Nights' on the occasion of a Persian fête given
by her to a large company of friends.</p>
<p>"In the courtyard an immense tent was
erected, hung with superb Persian stuffs and
tapestries, and here the élite of Paris assembled
in gorgeous Oriental costumes.</p>
<p>"The countess herself presided in a magnificent
Persian costume of green and gold, with
an immense white aigrette in her hair."</p>
<p>Notice it. The simplicity of it! Only
green and gold in her costume, no silver, no
tin, no galvanized iron, just gold, plain gold;
and only "one immense white aigrette." The
quiet dignity of it!</p>
<p>The article goes on:—"Each of the sensational
entries was announced by M. André de
Fouquières, the arbiter of Parisian elegance.</p>
<p>"One of the most striking spectacles of the
evening was the appearance of Princesse P.
d'Arenberg, mounted on an elephant, richly
bedecked with Indian trappings. Then came
the Duchesse de Clermont-Tonnerre and the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_127" id="Page_127"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/127.png">[127]</SPAN></span>
Comtesse Stanislas de Castellane in gold cages,
followed by the Marquise de Brantes, in a
flower-strewn Egyptian litter, accompanied by
Pharaoh and his slaves.</p>
<p>"The Comtesse de Lubersac danced an
Oriental measure with charming grace, and
Prince Luis Fernando of Spain, in an ethereal
costume, his features stained a greenish hue,
executed a Hindoo dance before the assembly."</p>
<p>Can you beat it? His features stained with
a greenish hue! Now look at that! He
might have put on high grade prepared paint
or clear white lead,—he's rich enough,—but,
no, just a quiet shingle stain is enough for him.</p>
<p>I cannot resist adding from the same source
the list of the chief guests. Anybody desiring
a set of names for a burlesque show to run
three hundred nights on the circuit may have
them free of charge or without infringement
of copyright.</p>
<p>"Nearly everyone prominent in Paris society
was present, including the Maharajah of
Kapurthala, Princess Prem Kaur, Prince Aga
Khan, the Austrian Ambassador and Countess<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_128" id="Page_128"></SPAN><SPAN href="images/128.png">[128]</SPAN></span>
Szecsen, the Persian and Bulgarian Ministers,
Mme. Stancioff, Duc and Duchesse de Noailles,
Comtesse A. Potocka, Marquis and Marquise
de Mun, Comtesse du Bourg de Bozas, Mrs.
Moore, Comte and Comtesse G. de Segonzec
and Prince and Princess de Croy."</p>
<p>I am sorry that "Mrs. Moore" was there.
She must have slipped in unnoticed.</p>
<p>What is not generally known is that I was
there myself. I appeared,—in rivalry with
Prince Luis Fernando—dressed as a Bombay
soda water bottle, with aerial opalescent streaks
of light flashing from the costume which was
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