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<h4>CHAPTER XI.</h4>
<h3>THE NEW MINISTER.<br/> </h3>
<p>"Poor old Paragon!" exclaimed Archibald Currie, as he stood with his
back to the fire among his colleagues at the Foreign Office on the
day after John Morton's death.</p>
<p>"Poor young Paragon! that's the pity of it," said Mounser Green. "I
don't suppose he was turned thirty, and he was a useful man,—a very
useful man. That's the worst of it. He was just one of those men that
the country can't afford to lose, and whom it is so very hard to
replace." Mounser Green was always eloquent as to the needs of the
public service, and did really in his heart of hearts care about his
office. "Who is to go to Patagonia, I'm sure I don't know. Platitude
was asking me about it, and I told him that I couldn't name a man."</p>
<p>"Old Platitude always thinks that the world is coming to an end,"
said Currie. "There are as good fish in the sea as ever were caught."</p>
<p>"Who is there? Monsoon won't go, even if they ask him. The Paragon
was just the fellow for it. He had his heart in the work. An immense
deal depends on what sort of man we have in Patagonia at the present
moment. If Paraguay gets the better of the Patagonese all Brazil will
be in a ferment, and you know how that kind of thing spreads among
half-caste Spaniards and Portuguese. Nobody can interfere but the
British Minister. When I suggested Morton I knew I had the right man
if he'd only take it."</p>
<p>"And now he has gone and died!" said Hoffmann.</p>
<p>"And now he has gone and died," continued Mounser Green. "'I never
nursed a dear gazelle,' and all the rest of it. Poor Paragon! I fear
he was a little cut about Miss Trefoil."</p>
<p>"She was down with him the day before he died," said young Glossop.
"I happen to know that."</p>
<p>"It was before he thought of going to Patagonia that she was at
Bragton," said Currie.</p>
<p>"That's all you know about it, old fellow," said the indignant young
one. "She was there a second time, just before his death. I had it
from Lady Penwether who was in the neighbourhood."</p>
<p>"My dear little boy," said Mounser Green, "that was exactly what was
likely to happen, and he yet may have broken his heart. I have seen a
good deal of the lady lately, and under no circumstances would she
have married him. When he accepted the mission that at any rate was
all over."</p>
<p>"The Rufford affair had begun before that," said Hoffmann.</p>
<p>"The Rufford affair as you call it," said Glossop, "was no affair at
all."</p>
<p>"What do you mean by that?" asked Currie.</p>
<p>"I mean that Rufford was never engaged to her,—not for an instant,"
said the lad, urgent in spreading the lesson which he had received
from his cousin. "It was all a dead take-in."</p>
<p>"Who was taken in?" asked Mounser Green.</p>
<p>"Well;—nobody was taken in as it happened. But I suppose there can't
be a doubt that she tried her best to catch him, and that the Duke
and Duchess and Mistletoe, and old Trefoil, all backed her up. It was
a regular plant. The only thing is, it didn't come off."</p>
<p>"Look here, young shaver;"—this was Mounser Green again;—"when you
speak of a young lady do you be a little more discreet."</p>
<p>"But didn't she do it, Green?"</p>
<p>"That's more than you or I can tell. If you want to know what I
think, I believe he paid her a great deal of attention and then
behaved very badly to her."</p>
<p>"He didn't behave badly at all," said young Glossop.</p>
<p>"My dear boy, when you are as old as I am, you will have learned how
very hard it is to know everything. I only say what I believe, and
perhaps I may have better ground for believing than you. He certainly
paid her a great deal of attention, and then her friends,—especially
the Duchess,—went to work."</p>
<p>"They've wanted to get her off their hands these six or eight years,"
said Currie.</p>
<p>"That's nonsense again," continued the new advocate, "for there is no
doubt she might have married Morton all the time had she pleased."</p>
<p>"Yes;—but Rufford!—a fellow with sixty thousand a year!" said
Glossop.</p>
<p>"About a third of that would be nearer the mark, Glossy. Take my word
for it, you don't know everything yet, though you have so many
advantages." After that Mounser Green retreated to his own room with
a look and tone as though he were angry.</p>
<p>"What makes him so ferocious about it?" asked Glossop when the door
was shut.</p>
<p>"You are always putting your foot in it," said Currie. "I kept on
winking to you but it was no good. He sees her almost every day now.
She's staying with old Mrs. Green in Portugal Street. There has been
some break up between her and her mother, and old Mrs. Green has
taken her in. There's some sort of relationship. Mounser is the old
woman's nephew, and she is aunt by marriage to the Connop Greens down
in Hampshire, and Mrs. Connop Green is first cousin to Lady
Augustus."</p>
<p>"If Dick's sister married Tom's brother what relation would Dick be
to Tom's mother? That's the kind of thing, isn't it?" suggested
Hoffmann.</p>
<p>"At any rate there she is, and Mounser sees her every day."</p>
<p>"It don't make any difference about Rufford," said young Glossop
stoutly.</p>
<p>All this happened before the will had been declared,—when Arabella
did not dream that she was an heiress. A day or two afterwards she
received a letter from the lawyer, telling her of her good fortune,
and informing her that the trinkets would be given up to her and the
money paid,—short of legacy duty,—whenever she would fix a time and
place. The news almost stunned her. There was a moment in which she
thought that she was bound to reject this money, as she had rejected
that tendered to her by the other man. Poor as she was, greedy as she
was, alive as she was to the necessity of doing something for
herself,—still this legacy was to her at first bitter rather than
sweet. She had never treated any man so ill as she had treated this
man;—and it was thus that he punished her! She was alive to the
feeling that he had always been true to her. In her intercourse with
other men there had been generally a battle carried on with some
fairness. Diamond had striven to cut diamond. But here the dishonesty
had all been on one side, and she was aware that it had been so. In
her later affair with Lord Rufford, she really did think that she had
been ill used; but she was quite alive to the fact that her treatment
of John Morton had been abominable. The one man, in order that he
might escape without further trouble, had in the grossest manner,
sent to her the offer of a bribe. The other,—in regard to whose end
her hard heart was touched, even her conscience seared,—had named
her in his will as though his affection was unimpaired. Of course she
took the money, but she took it with inward groans. She took the
money and the trinkets, and the matter was all arranged for her by
Mounser Green.</p>
<p>"So after all the Paragon left her whatever he could leave," said
Currie in the same room at the Foreign Office. A week had passed
since the last conversation, and at this moment Mounser Green was not
in the room.</p>
<p>"Oh, dear no," said young Glossy. "She doesn't have Bragton. That
goes to his cousin."</p>
<p>"That was entailed, Glossy, my boy."</p>
<p>"Not a bit of it. Everybody thought he would leave the place to
another Morton, a fellow he'd never seen, in one of those Somerset
House Offices. He and this fellow who is to have it, were
enemies,—but he wouldn't put it out of the right line. It's all very
well for Mounser to be down on me, but I do happen to know what goes
on in that country. She gets a pot of money, and no end of family
jewels; but he didn't leave her the estate as he might have done."</p>
<p>At that moment Mounser Green came into the room. It was rather later
than usual, being past one o'clock;—and he looked as though he were
flurried. He didn't speak for a few minutes, but stood before the
fire smoking a cigar. And there was a general silence,—there being
now a feeling among them that Arabella Trefoil was not to be talked
about in the old way before Mounser Green. At last he spoke himself.
"I suppose you haven't heard who is to go to Patagonia after all?"</p>
<p>"Is it settled?" asked Currie.</p>
<p>"Anybody we know?" asked Hoffmann.</p>
<p>"I hope it's no d—— outsider," said the too energetic Glossop.</p>
<p>"It is settled;—and it is somebody you know;—and it is not a
<span class="nowrap">d——</span>
outsider; unless, indeed, he may be considered to be an outsider in
reference to that branch of the service."</p>
<p>"It's some consul," said Currie. "Backstairs from Panama, I'll bet a
crown."</p>
<p>"It isn't Backstairs, it isn't a consul. Gentlemen, get out your
pocket-handkerchiefs. Mounser Green has consented to be expatriated
for the good of his country."</p>
<p>"You going to Patagonia!" said Currie. "You're chaffing," said
Glossop. "I never was so shot in my life," said Hoffmann.</p>
<p>"It's true, my dear boys."</p>
<p>"I never was so sorry for anything in all my born days," said
Glossop, almost crying. "Why on earth should you go to Patagonia?"</p>
<p>"Patagonia!" ejaculated Currie. "What will you do in Patagonia?"</p>
<p>"It's an opening, my dear fellow," said Mounser Green leaning
affectionately on Glossop's shoulder. "What should I do by remaining
here? When Drummond asked me I saw he wanted me to go. They don't
forget that kind of thing." At that moment a messenger opened the
door, and the Senator Gotobed, almost without being announced,
entered the room. He had become so intimate of late at the Foreign
Office, and his visits were so frequent, that he was almost able to
dispense with the assistance of any messenger. Perhaps Mounser Green
and his colleagues were a little tired of him;—but yet, after their
fashion, they were always civil to him, and remembered, as they were
bound to do, that he was one of the leading politicians of a great
nation. "I have secured the hall," he said at once, as though aware
that no news could be so important as the news he thus conveyed.</p>
<p>"Have you indeed?" said Currie.</p>
<p>"Secured it for the fifteenth. Now the question is—"</p>
<p>"What do you think," said Glossop, interrupting him without the
slightest hesitation. "Mounser Green is going to Patagonia, in place
of the poor Paragon."</p>
<p>"I beg to congratulate Mr. Green with all my heart."</p>
<p>"By George I don't," said the juvenile clerk. "Fancy congratulating a
fellow on going to Patagonia! It's what I call an awful sell for
everybody."</p>
<p>"But as I was saying I have the hall for the fifteenth."</p>
<p>"You mean to lecture then after all," said Green.</p>
<p>"Certainly I do; I am not going to be deterred from doing my duty
because I am told there is a little danger. What I want to know is
whether I can depend on having a staff of policemen."</p>
<p>"Of course there will be police," said Green.</p>
<p>"But I mean some extra strength. I don't mind for myself, but I
should be so unhappy if there were anything of a commotion." Then he
was assured that the officers of the police force would look to that,
and was assured also that Mounser Green and the other gentlemen in
the room would certainly attend the lecture. "I don't suppose I shall
be gone by that time," said Mounser Green in a melancholy tone of
voice.</p>
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