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<h4>CHAPTER II.</h4>
<h3>"NOW WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY?"<br/> </h3>
<p>It may be a question whether Lord Augustus Trefoil or Lord Rufford
looked forward to the interview which was to take place at the Duke's
mansion with the greater dismay. The unfortunate father whose only
principle in life had been that of avoiding trouble would have rather
that his daughter should have been jilted a score of times than that
he should have been called upon to interfere once. There was in this
demand upon him a breach of a silent but well-understood compact. His
wife and daughter had been allowed to do just what they pleased and
to be free of his authority, upon an understanding that they were
never to give him any trouble. She might have married Lord Rufford,
or Mr. Morton, or any other man she might have succeeded in catching,
and he would not have troubled her either before or after her
marriage. But it was not fair that he should be called upon to
interfere in her failures. And what was he to say to this young lord?
Being fat and old and plethoric he could not be expected to use a
stick and thrash the young lord. Pistols were gone,—a remembrance of
which fact perhaps afforded some consolation. Nobody now need be
afraid of anybody, and the young lord would not be afraid of him.
Arabella declared that there had been an engagement. The young lord
would of course declare that there had been none. Upon the whole he
was inclined to believe it most probable that his daughter was lying.
He did not think it likely that Lord Rufford should have been such a
fool. As for taking Lord Rufford by the back of his neck and shaking
him into matrimony, he knew that that would be altogether out of his
power. And then the hour was so wretchedly early. It was that little
fool Mistletoe who had named ten o'clock,—a fellow who took
Parliamentary papers to bed with him, and had a blue book brought to
him every morning at half-past seven with a cup of tea. By ten
o'clock Lord Augustus would not have had time to take his first glass
of soda and brandy preparatory to the labour of getting into his
clothes. But he was afraid of his wife and daughter, and absolutely
did get into a cab at the door of his lodgings in Duke Street, St.
James', precisely at a quarter past ten. As the Duke's house was
close to the corner of Clarges Street the journey he had to make was
not long.</p>
<p>Lord Rufford would not have agreed to the interview but that it was
forced upon him by his brother-in-law. "What good can it do?" Lord
Rufford had asked. But his brother-in-law had held that that was a
question to be answered by the other side. In such a position Sir
George thought that he was bound to concede as much as this,—in fact
to concede almost anything short of marriage. "He can't do the girl
any good by talking," Lord Rufford had said. Sir George assented to
this, but nevertheless thought that any friend deputed by her should
be allowed to talk, at any rate once. "I don't know what he'll say.
Do you think he'll bring a big stick?" Sir George who knew Lord
Augustus did not imagine that a stick would be brought. "I couldn't
hit him, you know. He's so fat that a blow would kill him." Lord
Rufford wanted his brother-in-law to go with him;—but Sir George
assured him that this was impossible. It was a great bore. He had to
go up to London all alone,—in February, when the weather was quite
open and hunting was nearly coming to an end. And for what? Was it
likely that such a man as Lord Augustus should succeed in talking him
into marrying any girl? Nevertheless he went, prepared to be very
civil, full of sorrow at the misunderstanding, but strong in his
determination not to yield an inch. He arrived at the mansion
precisely at ten o'clock and was at once shown into a back room on
the ground floor. He saw no one but a very demure old servant who
seemed to look upon him as one who was sinning against the Trefoil
family in general, and who shut the door upon him, leaving him as it
were in prison. He was so accustomed to be the absolute master of his
own minutes and hours that he chafed greatly as he walked up and down
the room for what seemed to him the greater part of a day. He looked
repeatedly at his watch, and at half-past ten declared to himself
that if that fat old fool did not come within two minutes he would
make his escape.</p>
<p>"The fat old fool" when he reached the house asked for his nephew and
endeavoured to persuade Lord Mistletoe to go with him to the
interview. But Lord Mistletoe was as firm in refusing as had been Sir
George Penwether. "You are quite wrong," said the young man with
well-informed sententious gravity. "I could do nothing to help you.
You are Arabella's father and no one can plead her cause but
yourself." Lord Augustus dropped his eyebrows over his eyes as this
was said. They who knew him well and had seen the same thing done
when his partner would not answer his call at whist or had led up to
his discard were aware that the motion was tantamount to a very
strong expression of disgust. He did not, however, argue the matter
any further, but allowed himself to be led away slowly by the same
solemn servant. Lord Rufford had taken up his hat preparatory to his
departure when Lord Augustus was announced just five minutes after
the half hour.</p>
<p>When the elder man entered the room the younger one put down his hat
and bowed. Lord Augustus also bowed and then stood for a few moments
silent with his fat hands extended on the round table in the middle
of the room. "This is a very disagreeable kind of thing, my Lord," he
said.</p>
<p>"Very disagreeable, and one that I lament above all things," answered
Lord Rufford.</p>
<p>"That's all very well;—very well indeed;—but, damme, what's the
meaning of it all? That's what I want to ask. What's the meaning of
it all?" Then he paused as though he had completed the first part of
his business,—and might now wait awhile till the necessary
explanation had been given. But Lord Rufford did not seem disposed to
give any immediate answer. He shrugged his shoulders, and, taking up
his hat, passed his hand once or twice round the nap. Lord Augustus
opened his eyes very wide as he waited and looked at the other man;
but it seemed that the other man had nothing to say for himself. "You
don't mean to tell me, I suppose, that what my daughter says isn't
true."</p>
<p>"Some unfortunate mistake, Lord Augustus;—most unfortunate."</p>
<p>"Mistake be ——." He stopped himself before the sentence was
completed, remembering that such an interview should be conducted on
the part of him, as father, with something of dignity. "I don't
understand anything about mistakes. Ladies don't make mistakes of
that kind. I won't hear of mistakes." Lord Rufford again shrugged his
shoulders. "You have engaged my daughter's affections."</p>
<p>"I have the greatest regard for Miss Trefoil."</p>
<p>"Regard be ——." Then again he remembered himself. "Lord
Rufford, you've got to marry her. That's the long and the short of it."</p>
<p>"I'm sure I ought to be proud."</p>
<p>"So you ought."</p>
<p>"But—"</p>
<p>"I don't know the meaning of but, my Lord. I want to know what you
mean to do."</p>
<p>"Marriage isn't in my line at all."</p>
<p>"Then what the d—— business have you to go about and talk
to a girl like that? Marriage not in your line! Who cares for your line?
I never heard such impudence in all my life. You get yourself engaged
to a young lady of high rank and position and then you say
that—marriage isn't in your line." Upon that he opened his eyes
still wider, and glared upon the offender wrathfully.</p>
<p>"I can't admit that I was ever engaged to Miss Trefoil."</p>
<p>"Didn't you make love to her?"</p>
<p>The poor victim paused a moment before he answered this question,
thereby confessing his guilt before he denied it. "No, my Lord; I
don't think I ever did."</p>
<p>"You don't think! You don't know whether you asked my daughter to
marry you or not! You don't think you made love to her!"</p>
<p>"I am sure I didn't ask her to marry me."</p>
<p>"I am sure you did. And now what have you got to say?" Here there was
another shrug of the shoulders. "I suppose you think because you are
a rich man that you may do whatever you please. But you'll have to
learn the difference. You must be exposed, Sir."</p>
<p>"I hope for the lady's sake that as little as possible may be said of
it."</p>
<p>"D—— the ——!" Lord Augustus in his assumed
wrath was about to be
very severe on his daughter, but he checked himself again. "I'm not
going to stop here talking all day," he said. "I want to hear your
explanation and then I shall know how to act." Up to this time he had
been standing, which was unusual with him. Now he flung himself into
an armchair.</p>
<p>"Really, Lord Augustus, I don't know what I've got to say. I admire
your daughter exceedingly. I was very much honoured when she and her
mother came to my house at Rufford. I was delighted to be able to
show her a little sport. It gave me the greatest satisfaction when I
met her again at your brother's house. Coming home from hunting we
happened to be thrown together. It's a kind of thing that will occur,
you know. The Duchess seemed to think a great deal of it; but what
can one do? We could have had two postchaises, of course,—only one
doesn't generally send a young lady alone. She was very tired and
fainted with the fatigue. That I think is about all."</p>
<p>"But,—damme, Sir, what did you say to her?" Lord Rufford again
rubbed the nap of his hat. "What did you say to her first of all, at
your own house?"</p>
<p>"A poor fellow was killed out hunting and everybody was talking about
that. Your daughter saw it herself."</p>
<p>"Excuse me, Lord Rufford, if I say that that's what we used to call
shuffling, at school. Because a man broke his neck out
<span class="nowrap">hunting—"</span></p>
<p>"It was a kick on the head, Lord Augustus."</p>
<p>"I don't care where he was kicked. What has that to do with your
asking my daughter to be your wife?"</p>
<p>"But I didn't."</p>
<p>"I say you did,—over and over again." Here Lord Augustus got out of
his chair, and made a little attempt to reach the recreant
lover;—but he failed and fell back again into his armchair. "It was
first at Rufford, and then you made an appointment to meet her at
Mistletoe. How do you explain that?"</p>
<p>"Miss Trefoil is very fond of hunting."</p>
<p>"I don't believe she ever went out hunting in her life before she saw
you. You mounted her,—and gave her a horse,—and took her out,—and
brought her home. Everybody at Mistletoe knew all about it. My
brother and the Duchess were told of it. It was one of those things
that are plain to everybody as the nose on your face. What did you
say to her when you were coming home in that postchaise?"</p>
<p>"She was fainting."</p>
<p>"What has that to do with it? I don't care whether she fainted or
not. I don't believe she fainted at all. When she got into that
carriage she was engaged to you, and when she got out of it she was
engaged ever so much more. The Duchess knew all about it. Now what
have you got to say?" Lord Rufford felt that he had nothing to say.
"I insist upon having an answer."</p>
<p>"It's one of the most unfortunate mistakes that ever were made."</p>
<p>"By G——!" exclaimed Lord Augustus, turning his eyes up
against the wall, and appealing to some dark ancestor who hung there.
"I never heard of such a thing in all my life; never!"</p>
<p>"I suppose I might as well go now," said Lord Rufford after a pause.</p>
<p>"You may go to the D——, Sir,—for the present." Then
Lord Rufford took his departure leaving the injured parent panting
with his exertions.</p>
<p>As Lord Rufford went away he felt that that difficulty had been
overcome with much more ease than he had expected. He hardly knew
what it was that he had dreaded, but he had feared something much
worse than that. Had an appeal been made to his affections he would
hardly have known how to answer. He remembered well that he had
assured the lady that he loved her, and had a direct question been
asked him on that subject he would not have lied. He must have
confessed that such a declaration had been made by him. But he had
escaped that. He was quite sure that he had never uttered a hint in
regard to marriage, and he came away from the Duke's house almost
with an assurance that he had done nothing that was worthy of much
blame.</p>
<p>Lord Augustus looked at his watch, rang the bell, and ordered a cab.
He must now go and see his daughter, and then he would have done with
the matter—for ever. But as he was passing through the hall his
nephew caught hold of him and took him back into the room. "What does
he say for himself?" asked Lord Mistletoe.</p>
<p>"I don't know what he says. Of course he swears that he never spoke a
word to her."</p>
<p>"My mother saw him paying her the closest attention."</p>
<p>"How can I help that? What can I do? Why didn't your mother pin him
then and there? Women can always do that kind of thing if they
choose."</p>
<p>"It is all over, then?"</p>
<p>"I can't make a man marry if he won't. He ought to be thrashed within
an inch of his life. But if one does that kind of thing the police
are down upon one. All the same, I think the Duchess might have
managed it if she had chosen." After that he went to the lodgings in
Orchard Street, and there repeated his story. "I have done all I
can," he said, "and I don't mean to interfere any further. Arabella
should know how to manage her own affairs."</p>
<p>"And you don't mean to punish him?" asked the mother.</p>
<p>"Punish him! How am I to punish him? If I were to throw a decanter at
his head, what good would that do?"</p>
<p>"And you mean to say that she must put up with it?" Arabella was
sitting by as these questions were asked.</p>
<p>"He says that he never said a word to her. Whom am I to believe?"</p>
<p>"You did believe him, papa?"</p>
<p>"Who said so, Miss? But I don't see why his word isn't as good as
yours. There was nobody to hear it, I suppose. Why didn't you get it
in writing, or make your uncle fix him at once? If you mismanage your
own affairs I can't put them right for you."</p>
<p>"Thank you, papa. I am so much obliged to you. You come back and tell
me that every word he says is to be taken for gospel, and that you
don't believe a word I have spoken. That is so kind of you! I suppose
he and you will be the best friends in the world now. But I don't
mean to let him off in that way. As you won't help me, I must help
myself."</p>
<p>"What did you expect me to do?"</p>
<p>"Never to leave him till you had forced him to keep his word. I
should have thought that you would have taken him by the throat in
such a cause. Any other father would have done so."</p>
<p>"You are an impudent, wicked girl, and I don't believe he was ever
engaged to you at all," said Lord Augustus as he took his leave.</p>
<p>"Now you have made your father your enemy," said the mother.</p>
<p>"Everybody is my enemy," said Arabella. "There are no such things as
love and friendship. Papa pretends that he does not believe me, just
because he wants to shirk the trouble. I suppose you'll say you don't
believe me next."</p>
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