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<h4>CHAPTER II.</h4>
<h3>THE SENATOR'S LETTER.<br/> </h3>
<p>Soon after this Senator Gotobed went down, alone, to Dillsborough and
put himself up at the Bush Inn. Although he had by no means the
reputation of being a rich man, he did not seem to care much what
money he spent in furthering any object he had taken in hand. He
never knew how near he had been to meeting the direst inhospitality
at Mr. Runciman's house. That worthy innkeeper, knowing well the
Senator's sympathy with Goarly, Scrobby and Bearside, and being heart
and soul devoted to the Rufford interest, had almost refused the
Senator the accommodation he wanted. It was only when Mrs. Runciman
represented to him that she could charge ten shillings a day for the
use of her sitting-room, and also that Lord Rufford himself had
condescended to entertain the gentleman, that Runciman gave way. Mr.
Gotobed would, no doubt, have delighted in such inhospitality. He
would have gone to the second-rate inn, which was very second-rate
indeed, and have acquired a further insight into British manners and
British prejudices. As it was, he made himself at home in the best
upstairs sitting-room at the Bush, and was quite unaware of the
indignity offered to him when Mr. Runciman refused to send him up the
best sherry. Let us hope that this refusal was remembered by the
young woman in the bar when she made out the Senator's bill.</p>
<p>He stayed at Dillsborough for three or four days during which he saw
Goarly once and Bearside on two or three occasions,—and moreover
handed to that busy attorney three bank notes for £5 each. Bearside
was clever enough to make him believe that Goarly would certainly
obtain serious damages from the lord. With Bearside he was fairly
satisfied, thinking however that the man was much more illiterate and
ignorant than the general run of lawyers in the United States; but
with Goarly he was by no means satisfied. Goarly endeavoured to keep
out of his way and could not be induced to come to him at the Bush.
Three times he walked out to the house near Dillsborough Wood, on
each of which occasions Mrs. Goarly pestered him for money, and told
him at great length the history of her forlorn goose. Scrobby, of
whom he had heard, he could not see at all; and he found that
Bearside was very unwilling to say anything about Scrobby. Scrobby,
and the red herrings and the strychnine and the dead fox were,
according to Bearside, to be kept quite distinct from the pheasants
and the wheat. Bearside declared over and over again that there was
no evidence to connect his client with the demise of the fox. When
asked whether he did not think that his client had compassed the
death of the animal, he assured the Senator that in such matters he
never ventured to think. "Let us go by the evidence, Mr. Gotobed," he
said.</p>
<p>"But I am paying my money for the sake of getting at the facts."</p>
<p>"Evidence is facts, sir," said the attorney. "Any way let us settle
about the pheasants first."</p>
<p>The condition of the Senator's mind may perhaps be best made known by
a letter which he wrote from Dillsborough to his especial and
well-trusted friend Josiah Scroome, a member of the House of
Representatives from his own state of Mickewa. Since he had been in
England he had written constantly to his friend, giving him the
result of his British experiences.<br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p class="jright">Bush Inn, Dillsborough,<br/>
Ufford County, England,<br/>
December 16, 187—.</p>
<p class="noindent"><span class="smallcaps">My dear Sir,</span></p>
<p>Since my last I have enjoyed myself very well and I am I
trust beginning to understand something of the mode of
thinking of this very peculiar people. That there should
be so wide a difference between us Americans and these
English, from whom we were divided, so to say, but the
other day, is one of the most peculiar physiological
phenomena that the history of the world will have
afforded. As far as I can hear a German or even a
Frenchman thinks much more as an Englishman thinks than
does an American. Nor does this come mainly from the
greater prevalence with us of democratic institutions. I
do not think that any one can perceive in half an hour's
conversation the difference between a Swiss and a German;
but I fancy, and I may say I flatter myself, that an
American is as easily distinguished from an Englishman, as
a sheep from a goat or a tall man from one who is short.</p>
<p>And yet there is a pleasure in associating with those here
of the highest rank which I find it hard to describe, and
which perhaps I ought to regard as a pernicious temptation
to useless luxury. There is an ease of manner with them
which recalls with unfavourable reminiscences the hard
self-consciousness of the better class of our citizens.
There is a story of an old hero who with his companions
fell among beautiful women and luscious wine, and, but
that the hero had been warned in time, they would all have
been turned into filthy animals by yielding to the
allurements around them. The temptation here is perhaps
the same. I am not a hero; and, though I too have been
warned by the lessons I have learned under our happy
Constitution, I feel that I might easily become one of the
animals in question.</p>
<p>And, to give them their due, it is better than merely
beautiful women and luscious wine. There is a reality
about them, and a desire to live up to their principles
which is very grand. Their principles are no doubt bad,
utterly antagonistic to all progress, unconscious
altogether of the demand for progressive equality which is
made by the united voices of suffering mankind. The man
who is born a lord and who sees a dozen serfs around him
who have been born to be half-starved ploughmen, thinks
that God arranged it all and that he is bound to maintain
a state of things so comfortable to himself, as being
God's vicegerent here on earth. But they do their work as
vicegerents with an easy grace, and with sweet pleasant
voices and soft movements, which almost make a man doubt
whether the Almighty has not in truth intended that such
injustice should be permanent. That one man should be rich
and another poor is a necessity in the present imperfect
state of civilisation;—but that one man should be born to
be a legislator, born to have everything, born to be a
tyrant,—and should think it all right, is to me
miraculous. But the greatest miracle of all is that they
who are not so born,—who have been born to suffer the
reverse side,—should also think it to be all right.</p>
<p>With us it is necessary that a man, to shine in society,
should have done something, or should at any rate have the
capacity of doing something. But here the greatest fool
that you meet will shine, and will be admitted to be
brilliant, simply because he has possessions. Such a one
will take his part in conversation though he knows
nothing, and, when inquired into, he will own that he
knows nothing. To know anything is not his line in life.
But he can move about, and chatter like a child of ten,
and amuse himself from morning to night with various empty
playthings,—and be absolutely proud of his life!</p>
<p>I have lately become acquainted with a certain young lord
here of this class who has treated me with great kindness,
although I have taken it into my head to oppose him as to
a matter in which he is much interested. I ventured to
inquire of him as to the pursuits of his life. He is a
lord, and therefore a legislator, but he made no scruple
to tell me that he never goes near the Chamber in which it
is his privilege to have a seat. But his party does not
lose his support. Though he never goes near the place, he
can vote, and is enabled to trust his vote to some other
more ambitious lord who does go there. It required the
absolute evidence of personal information from those who
are themselves concerned to make me believe that
legislation in Great Britain could be carried on after
such a fashion as this! Then he told me what he does do.
All the winter he hunts and shoots, going about to other
rich men's houses when there is no longer sufficient for
him to shoot left on his own estate. That lasts him from
the 1st of September to the end of March, and occupies all
his time. August he spends in Scotland, also shooting
other animals. During the other months he fishes, and
plays cricket and tennis, and attends races, and goes
about to parties in London. His evenings he spends at a
card table when he can get friends to play with him. It is
the employment of his life to fit in his amusements so
that he may not have a dull day. Wherever he goes he
carries his wine with him and his valet and his
grooms;—and if he thinks there is anything to fear, his
cook also. He very rarely opens a book. He is more
ignorant than a boy of fifteen with us, and yet he manages
to have something to say about everything. When his
ignorance has been made as clear as the sun at noon-day,
he is no whit ashamed. One would say that such a life
would break the heart of any man; but upon my word, I
doubt whether I ever came across a human being so
self-satisfied as this young lord.</p>
<p>I have come down here to support the case of a poor man
who is I think being trampled on by this do-nothing
legislator. But I am bound to say that the lord in his
kind is very much better than the poor man in his. Such a
wretched, squalid, lying, cowardly creature I did not
think that even England could produce. And yet the man has
a property in land on which he ought to be able to live in
humble comfort. I feel sure that I have leagued myself
with a rascal, whereas I believe the lord, in spite of his
ignorance and his idleness, to be honest. But yet the man
is being hardly used, and has had the spirit, or rather
perhaps has been instigated by others, to rebel. His crops
have been eaten up by the lord's pheasants, and the lord,
exercising plenary power as though he were subject to no
laws, will only pay what compensation he himself chooses
to award. The whole country here is in arms against the
rebel, thinking it monstrous that a man living in a hovel
should contest such a point with the owner of half-a-dozen
palaces. I have come forward to help the man for the sake
of seeing how the matter will go; and I have to confess
that though those under the lord have treated me as though
I were a miscreant, the lord himself and his friends have
been civil enough.</p>
<p>I say what I think wherever I go, and I do not find it
taken in bad part. In that respect we might learn
something even from Englishmen. When a Britisher over in
the States says what he thinks about us, we are apt to be
a little rough with him. I have, indeed, known towns in
which he couldn't speak out with personal safety. Here
there is no danger of that kind. I am getting together the
materials for a lecture on British institutions in
general, in which I shall certainly speak my mind plainly,
and I think I shall venture to deliver it in London before
I leave for New York in the course of next spring. I will,
however, write to you again before that time comes.</p>
<p class="noindent"><span class="ind8">Believe me to be,</span><br/>
<span class="ind10">Dear sir,</span><br/>
<span class="ind12">With much sincerity,</span><br/>
<span class="ind14">Yours truly,</span></p>
<p class="ind16"><span class="smallcaps">Elias Gotobed</span>.</p>
<p class="noindent">The Honble. Josiah Scroome,<br/>
125 Q Street,<br/>
Minnesota Avenue,<br/>
Washington.<br/> </p>
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<p>On the morning of the Senator's departure from Dillsborough, Mr.
Runciman met him standing under the covered way leading from the inn
yard into the street. He was waiting for the omnibus which was being
driven about the town, and which was to call for him and take him
down to the railway station. Mr. Runciman had not as yet spoken to
him since he had been at the inn, and had not even made himself
personally known to his guest. "So, sir, you are going to leave us,"
said the landlord, with a smile which was intended probably as a
smile of triumph.</p>
<p>"Yes, sir," said the Senator. "It's about time, I guess, that I
should get back to London."</p>
<p>"I dare say it is, sir," said the landlord. "I dare say you've seen
enough of Mr. Goarly by this time."</p>
<p>"That's as may be. I don't know whom I have the pleasure of speaking
to."</p>
<p>"My name is Runciman, sir. I'm the landlord here."</p>
<p>"I hope I see you well, Mr. Runciman. I have about come to an end of
my business here."</p>
<p>"I dare say you have, sir. I should say so. Perhaps I might express
an opinion that you never came across a greater blackguard than
Goarly either in this country or your own."</p>
<p>"That's a strong opinion, Mr. Runciman."</p>
<p>"It's the general opinion here, sir. I should have thought you'd
found it out before this."</p>
<p>"I don't know that I am prepared at this moment to declare all that I
have found out."</p>
<p>"I thought you'd have been tired of it by this time, Mr. Gotobed."</p>
<p>"Tired of what?"</p>
<p>"Tired of the wrong side, sir."</p>
<p>"I don't know that I am on the wrong side. A man may be in the right
on one point even though his life isn't all that it ought to be."</p>
<p>"That's true, sir; but if they told you all that they know up
street,"—and Runciman pointed to the part of the town in which
Bearside's office was situated,—"I should have thought you would
have understood who was going to win and who was going to lose. Good
day, sir; I hope you'll have a pleasant journey. Much obliged to you
for your patronage, sir," and Runciman, still smiling unpleasantly,
touched his hat as the Senator got into the omnibus.</p>
<p>The Senator was not very happy as to the Goarly business. He had paid
some money and had half promised more, and had found out that he was
in a boat with thoroughly disreputable persons. As he had said to the
landlord, a man may have the right on his side in an action at law
though he be a knave or a rascal; and if a lord be unjust to a poor
man, the poor man should have justice done him, even though he be not
quite a pattern poor man. But now he was led to believe by what the
landlord had said to him that he was being kept in the dark, and that
there were facts generally known that he did not know. He had learned
something of English manners and English institutions by his
interference, but there might be a question whether he was not paying
too dearly for his whistle. And there was growing upon him a feeling
that before he had done he would have to blush for his colleagues.</p>
<p>As the omnibus went away Dr. Nupper joined Mr. Runciman under the
archway. "I'm blessed if I can understand that man," said Runciman.
"What is it he's after?"</p>
<p>"Notoriety," said the doctor, with the air of a man who has
completely solved a difficult question.</p>
<p>"He'll have to pay for it, and that pretty smart," said Runciman. "I
never heard of such a foolish thing in all my life. What the dickens
is it to him? One can understand Bearside, and Scrobby too. When a
fellow has something to get, one does understand it. But why an old
fellow like that should come down from the moon to pay ever so much
money for such a man as Goarly, is what I don't understand."</p>
<p>"Notoriety," said the doctor.</p>
<p>"He evidently don't know that Nickem has got round Goarly," said the
landlord.</p>
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