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<h4>CHAPTER VIII.</h4>
<h3>THE PARAGON'S PARTY AT BRAGTON.<br/> </h3>
<p>There was certainly a great deal of fuss made about John Morton's
return to the home of his ancestors,—made altogether by himself and
those about him, and not by those who were to receive him. On the
Thursday in the week following that of which we have been speaking,
two carriages from the Bush met the party at the Railway Station and
took them to Bragton. Mr. Runciman, after due consideration, put up
with the inconsiderate nature of the order given, and supplied the
coaches and horses as required,—consoling himself no doubt with the
reflection that he could charge for the unreasonableness of the
demand in the bill. The coachman and butler had come down two days
before their master, so that things might be in order. Mrs. Hopkins
learned from the butler that though the party would at first consist
only of three, two other very august persons were to follow on the
Saturday,—no less than Lady Augustus Trefoil and her daughter
Arabella. And Mrs. Hopkins was soon led to imagine, though no
positive information was given to her on the subject, that Miss
Trefoil was engaged to be married to their master. "Will he live here
altogether, Mr. Tankard?" Mrs. Hopkins asked. To this question Mr.
Tankard was able to give a very definite answer. He was quite sure
that Mr. Morton would not live anywhere altogether. According to Mr.
Tankard's ideas, the whole foreign policy of England depended on Mr.
John Morton's presence in some capital, either in Europe, Asia, or
America,—upon Mr. Morton's presence, and of course upon his own
also. Mr. Tankard thought it not improbable that they might soon be
wanted at Hong Kong, or some very distant place,—but in the meantime
they were bound to be back at Washington very shortly. Tankard had
himself been at Washington, and also before that at Lisbon, and could
tell Mrs. Hopkins how utterly unimportant had been the actual
ministers at those places, and how the welfare of England had
depended altogether on the discretion and general omniscience of his
young master,—and of himself. He, Tankard, had been the only person
in Washington who had really known in what order Americans should go
out to dinner one after another. Mr. Elias Gotobed, who was coming,
was perhaps the most distinguished American of the day, and was
Senator for Mickewa.</p>
<p>"Mickey war!" said poor Mrs. Hopkins,—"that's been one of them
terrible American wars we used to hear of." Then Tankard explained to
her that Mickewa was one of the Western States and Mr. Elias Gotobed
was a great Republican, who had very advanced opinions of his own
respecting government, liberty, and public institutions in general.
With Mr. Morton and the Senator was coming the Honourable Mrs.
Morton. The lady had her lady's maid,—and Mr. Morton had his own
man; so that there would be a great influx of persons.</p>
<p>Of course there was very much perturbation of spirit. Mrs. Hopkins,
after that first letter, the contents of which she had communicated
to Reginald Morton, had received various despatches and been asked
various questions. Could she find a cook? Could she find two
housemaids? And all these were only wanted for a time. In her
distress she went to Mrs. Runciman, and did get assistance. "I
suppose he thinks he's to have the cook out of my kitchen?" Runciman
had said. Somebody, however, was found who said she could cook, and
two girls who professed that they knew how to make beds. And in this
way an establishment was ready before the arrival of the Secretary of
Legation and the great American Senator. Those other questions of
wine and plate and vegetables had, no doubt, settled themselves after
some fashion.</p>
<p>John Morton had come over to England on leave of absence for four
months, and had brought with him the Senator from Mickewa. The
Senator had never been in England before and was especially anxious
to study the British Constitution and to see the ways of Britons with
his own eyes. He had only been a fortnight in London before this
journey down to the county had been planned. Mr. Gotobed wished to
see English country life and thought that he could not on his first
arrival have a better opportunity. It must be explained also that
there was another motive for this English rural sojourn. Lady
Augustus Trefoil, who was an adventurous lady, had been travelling in
the United States with her daughter, and had there fallen in with Mr.
John Morton. Arabella Trefoil was a beauty, and a woman of fashion,
and had captivated the Paragon. An engagement had been made, subject
to various stipulations; the consent of Lord Augustus in the first
place,—as to which John Morton who only understood foreign affairs
was not aware, as he would have been had he lived in England, that
Lord Augustus was nobody. Lady Augustus had spoken freely as to
settlements, value of property, life insurance and such matters; and
had spoken firmly, as well as freely, expressing doubt as to the
expediency of such an engagement;—all of which had surprised Mr.
Morton considerably, for the young lady had at first been left in his
hands with almost American freedom. And now Lady Augustus and her
daughter were coming down on a visit of inspection. They had been
told, as had the Senator, that things would be in the rough. The
house had not been properly inhabited for nearly a quarter of a
century. The Senator had expressed himself quite contented. Lady
Augustus had only hoped that everything would be made as comfortable
as possible for her daughter. I don't know what more could have been
done at so short a notice than to order two carriages, two
housemaids, and a cook.</p>
<p>A word or two must also be said of the old lady who made one of the
party. The Honourable Mrs. Morton was now seventy, but no old lady
ever showed less signs of advanced age. It is not to be understood
from this that she was beautiful;—but that she was very strong. What
might be the colour of her hair, or whether she had any, no man had
known for many years. But she wore so perfect a front that some
people were absolutely deluded. She was very much wrinkled;—but as
there are wrinkles which seem to come from the decay of those muscles
which should uphold the skin, so are there others which seem to
denote that the owner has simply got rid of the watery weaknesses of
juvenility. Mrs. Morton's wrinkles were strong wrinkles. She was
thin, but always carried herself bolt upright, and would never even
lean back in her chair. She had a great idea of her duty, and hated
everybody who differed from her with her whole heart. She was the
daughter of a Viscount, a fact which she never forgot for a single
moment, and which she thought gave her positive superiority to all
women who were not the daughters of Dukes or Marquises, or of Earls.
Therefore, as she did not live much in the fashionable world, she
rarely met any one above herself. Her own fortune on her marriage had
been small, but now she was a rich woman. Her husband had been dead
nearly half a century and during the whole of that time she had been
saving money. To two charities she gave annually £5 per annum each.
Duty demanded it, and the money was given. Beyond that she had never
been known to spend a penny in charity. Duty, she had said more than
once, required of her that she do something to repair the ravages
made on the Morton property by the preposterous extravagance of the
old squire in regard to the younger son, and that son's—child. In
her anger she had not hesitated on different occasions to call the
present Reginald a bastard, though the expression was a wicked
calumny for which there was no excuse. Without any aid of hers the
Morton property had repaired itself. There had been a minority of
thirteen or fourteen years, and since that time the present owner had
not spent his income. But John Morton was not himself averse to
money, and had always been careful to maintain good relations with
his grandmother. She had now been asked down to Bragton in order that
she might approve, if possible, of the proposed wife. It was not
likely that she should approve absolutely of anything; but to have
married without an appeal to her would have been to have sent the
money flying into the hands of some of her poor paternal cousins.
Arabella Trefoil was the granddaughter of a duke, and a step had so
far been made in the right direction. But Mrs. Morton knew that Lord
Augustus was nobody, that there would be no money, and that Lady
Augustus had been the daughter of a banker, and that her fortune had
been nearly squandered.</p>
<p>The Paragon was not in the least afraid of his American visitor, nor,
as far as the comforts of his house were concerned, of his
grandmother. Of the beauty and her mother he did stand in awe;—but
he had two days in which to look to things before they would come.
The train reached the Dillsborough Station at half-past three, and
the two carriages were there to meet them. "You will understand, Mr.
Gotobed," said the old lady, "that my grandson has nothing of his own
established here as yet." This little excuse was produced by certain
patches and tears in the cushions and linings of the carriages. Mr.
Gotobed smiled and bowed and declared that everything was "fixed
convenient." Then the Senator followed the old lady into one
carriage; Mr. Morton followed alone into the other; and they were
driven away to Bragton.</p>
<p>When Mrs. Hopkins had taken the old lady up to her room Mr. Morton
asked the Senator to walk round the grounds. Mr. Gotobed, lighting an
enormous cigar of which he put half down his throat for more
commodious and quick consumption, walked on to the middle of the
drive, and turning back looked up at the house, "Quite a pile," he
said, observing that the offices and outhouses extended a long way to
the left till they almost joined other buildings in which were the
stables and coach-house.</p>
<p>"It's a good-sized house,"—said the owner;—"nothing very
particular, as houses are built now-a-days."</p>
<p>"Damp; I should say?"</p>
<p>"I think not. I have never lived here much myself; but I have not
heard that it is considered so."</p>
<p>"I guess it's damp. Very lonely;—isn't it?"</p>
<p>"We like to have our society inside, among ourselves, in the
country."</p>
<p>"Keep a sort of hotel—like?" suggested Mr. Gotobed. "Well, I don't
dislike hotel life, especially when there are no charges. How many
servants do you want to keep up such a house as that?"</p>
<p>Mr. Morton explained that at present he knew very little about it
himself, then led him away by the path over the bridge, and turning
to the left showed him the building which had once been the kennels
of the Rufford hounds. "All that for dogs!" exclaimed Mr. Gotobed.</p>
<p>"All for dogs," said Morton. "Hounds, we generally call them."</p>
<p>"Hounds are they? Well;—I'll remember; though 'dogs' seems to me
more civil. How many used there to be?"</p>
<p>"About fifty couple, I think."</p>
<p>"A hundred dogs! No wonder your country gentlemen burst up so often.
Wouldn't half-a-dozen do as well,—except for the show of the thing?"</p>
<p>"Half-a-dozen hounds couldn't hunt a fox, Mr. Gotobed."</p>
<p>"I guess half-a-dozen would do just as well, only for the show. What
strikes me, Mr. Morton, on visiting this old country is that so much
is done for show."</p>
<p>"What do you say to New York, Mr. Gotobed?"</p>
<p>"There certainly are a couple of hundred fools in New York, who,
having more money than brains, amuse themselves by imitating European
follies. But you won't find that through the country, Mr. Morton. You
won't find a hundred dogs at an American planter's house when ten or
twelve would do as well."</p>
<p>"Hunting is not one of your amusements."</p>
<p>"Yes it is. I've been a hunter myself. I've had nothing to eat but
what I killed for a month together. That's more than any of your
hunters can say. A hundred dogs to kill one fox!"</p>
<p>"Not all at the same time, Mr. Gotobed."</p>
<p>"And you have got none now?"</p>
<p>"I don't hunt myself."</p>
<p>"And does nobody hunt the foxes about here at present?" Then Morton
explained that on the Saturday following the U. R. U. hounds, under
the mastership of that celebrated sportsman Captain Glomax, would
meet at eleven o'clock exactly at the spot on which they were then
standing, and that if Mr. Gotobed would walk out after breakfast he
should see the whole paraphernalia, including about half a hundred
"dogs," and perhaps a couple of hundred men on horseback. "I shall be
delighted to see any institution of this great country," said Mr.
Gotobed, "however much opposed it may be to my opinion either of
utility or rational recreation." Then, having nearly eaten up one
cigar, he lit another preparatory to eating it, and sauntered back to
the house.</p>
<p>Before dinner that evening there were a few words between the Paragon
and his grandmother. "I'm afraid you won't like my American friend,"
he said.</p>
<p>"He is all very well, John. Of course an American member of Congress
can't be an English gentleman. You, in your position, have to be
civil to such people. I dare say I shall get on very well with Mr.
Gotobed."</p>
<p>"I must get somebody to meet him."</p>
<p>"Lady Augustus and her daughter are coming."</p>
<p>"They knew each other in Washington. And there will be so many
ladies."</p>
<p>"You could ask the Coopers from Mallingham," suggested the lady.</p>
<p>"I don't think they would dine out. He's getting very old."</p>
<p>"And I'm told the Mainwarings at Dillsborough are very nice people,"
said Mrs. Morton, who knew that Mr. Mainwaring at any rate came from
a good family.</p>
<p>"I suppose they ought to call first. I never saw them in my life.
Reginald Morton, you know, is living at Hoppet Hall in Dillsborough."</p>
<p>"You don't mean to say you wish to ask him to this house?"</p>
<p>"I think I ought. Why should I take upon myself to quarrel with a man
I have not seen since I was a child, and who certainly is my cousin?"</p>
<p>"I do not know that he is your cousin;—nor do you."</p>
<p>John Morton passed by the calumny which he had heard before, and
which he knew that it was no good for him to attempt to subvert. "He
was received here as one of the family, ma'am."</p>
<p>"I know he was;—and with what result?"</p>
<p>"I don't think that I ought to turn my back upon him because my
great-grandfather left property away from me to him. It would give me
a bad name in the county. It would be against me when I settle down
to live here. I think quarrelling is the most foolish thing a man can
do,—especially with his own relations."</p>
<p>"I can only say this, John;—let me know if he is coming, so that I
may not be called upon to meet him. I will not eat at table with
Reginald Morton." So saying the old lady, in a stately fashion,
stalked out of the room.</p>
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