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<h2> CHAPTER X——OF QUICK OR SLOW SPEECH </h2>
<p>"Onc ne furent a touts toutes graces donnees."<br/>
["All graces were never yet given to any one man."—A verse<br/>
in one of La Brebis' Sonnets.]<br/></p>
<p>So we see in the gift of eloquence, wherein some have such a facility and
promptness, and that which we call a present wit so easy, that they are
ever ready upon all occasions, and never to be surprised; and others more
heavy and slow, never venture to utter anything but what they have long
premeditated, and taken great care and pains to fit and prepare.</p>
<p>Now, as we teach young ladies those sports and exercises which are most
proper to set out the grace and beauty of those parts wherein their
chiefest ornament and perfection lie, so it should be in these two
advantages of eloquence, to which the lawyers and preachers of our age
seem principally to pretend. If I were worthy to advise, the slow speaker,
methinks, should be more proper for the pulpit, and the other for the bar:
and that because the employment of the first does naturally allow him all
the leisure he can desire to prepare himself, and besides, his career is
performed in an even and unintermitted line, without stop or interruption;
whereas the pleader's business and interest compels him to enter the lists
upon all occasions, and the unexpected objections and replies of his
adverse party jostle him out of his course, and put him, upon the instant,
to pump for new and extempore answers and defences. Yet, at the interview
betwixt Pope Clement and King Francis at Marseilles, it happened, quite
contrary, that Monsieur Poyet, a man bred up all his life at the bar, and
in the highest repute for eloquence, having the charge of making the
harangue to the Pope committed to him, and having so long meditated on it
beforehand, as, so they said, to have brought it ready made along with him
from Paris; the very day it was to have been pronounced, the Pope, fearing
something might be said that might give offence to the other princes'
ambassadors who were there attending on him, sent to acquaint the King
with the argument which he conceived most suiting to the time and place,
but, by chance, quite another thing to that Monsieur de Poyet had taken so
much pains about: so that the fine speech he had prepared was of no use,
and he was upon the instant to contrive another; which finding himself
unable to do, Cardinal du Bellay was constrained to perform that office.
The pleader's part is, doubtless, much harder than that of the preacher;
and yet, in my opinion, we see more passable lawyers than preachers, at
all events in France. It should seem that the nature of wit is to have its
operation prompt and sudden, and that of judgment to have it more
deliberate and more slow. But he who remains totally silent, for want of
leisure to prepare himself to speak well, and he also whom leisure does
noways benefit to better speaking, are equally unhappy.</p>
<p>'Tis said of Severus Cassius that he spoke best extempore, that he stood
more obliged to fortune than to his own diligence; that it was an
advantage to him to be interrupted in speaking, and that his adversaries
were afraid to nettle him, lest his anger should redouble his eloquence. I
know, experimentally, the disposition of nature so impatient of tedious
and elaborate premeditation, that if it do not go frankly and gaily to
work, it can perform nothing to purpose. We say of some compositions that
they stink of oil and of the lamp, by reason of a certain rough harshness
that laborious handling imprints upon those where it has been employed.
But besides this, the solicitude of doing well, and a certain striving and
contending of a mind too far strained and overbent upon its undertaking,
breaks and hinders itself like water, that by force of its own pressing
violence and abundance, cannot find a ready issue through the neck of a
bottle or a narrow sluice. In this condition of nature, of which I am now
speaking, there is this also, that it would not be disordered and
stimulated with such passions as the fury of Cassius (for such a motion
would be too violent and rude); it would not be jostled, but solicited; it
would be roused and heated by unexpected, sudden, and accidental
occasions. If it be left to itself, it flags and languishes; agitation
only gives it grace and vigour. I am always worst in my own possession,
and when wholly at my own disposition: accident has more title to anything
that comes from me than I; occasion, company, and even the very rising and
falling of my own voice, extract more from my fancy than I can find, when
I sound and employ it by myself. By which means, the things I say are
better than those I write, if either were to be preferred, where neither
is worth anything. This, also, befalls me, that I do not find myself where
I seek myself, and I light upon things more by chance than by any
inquisition of my own judgment. I perhaps sometimes hit upon something
when I write, that seems quaint and sprightly to me, though it will appear
dull and heavy to another.—But let us leave these fine compliments;
every one talks thus of himself according to his talent. But when I come
to speak, I am already so lost that I know not what I was about to say,
and in such cases a stranger often finds it out before me. If I should
make erasure so often as this inconvenience befalls me, I should make
clean work; occasion will, at some other time, lay it as visible to me as
the light, and make me wonder what I should stick at.</p>
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