<h2><SPAN name="chap16"></SPAN>CHAPTER SIXTEEN<br/> THE “YELLOW DRAGON”</h2>
<p>Spargo, changing his clothes, washing away the dust of his journey, in that
old-fashioned lavender-scented bedroom, busied his mind in further speculations
on his plan of campaign in Market Milcaster. He had no particularly clear plan.
The one thing he was certain of was that in the old leather box which the man
whom he knew as John Marbury had deposited with the London and Universal Safe
Deposit Company, he and Rathbury had discovered one of the old silver tickets
of Market Milcaster racecourse, and that he, Spargo, had come to Market
Milcaster, with the full approval of his editor, in an endeavour to trace it.
How was he going to set about this difficult task?</p>
<p>“The first thing,” said Spargo to himself as he tied a new tie,
“is to have a look round. That’ll be no long job.”</p>
<p>For he had already seen as he approached the town, and as he drove from the
station to the “Yellow Dragon” Hotel, that Market Milcaster was a
very small place. It chiefly consisted of one long, wide thoroughfare—the
High Street—with smaller streets leading from it on either side. In the
High Street seemed to be everything that the town could show—the ancient
parish church, the town hall, the market cross, the principal houses and shops,
the bridge, beneath which ran the river whereon ships had once come up to the
town before its mouth, four miles away, became impassably silted up. It was a
bright, clean, little town, but there were few signs of trade in it, and Spargo
had been quick to notice that in the “Yellow Dragon,” a big,
rambling old hostelry, reminiscent of the old coaching days, there seemed to be
little doing. He had eaten a bit of lunch in the coffee-room immediately on his
arrival; the coffee-room was big enough to accommodate a hundred and fifty
people, but beyond himself, an old gentleman and his daughter, evidently
tourists, two young men talking golf, a man who looked like an artist, and an
unmistakable honeymooning couple, there was no one in it. There was little
traffic in the wide street beneath Spargo’s windows; little passage of
people to and fro on the sidewalks; here a countryman drove a lazy cow as
lazily along; there a farmer in his light cart sat idly chatting with an
aproned tradesman, who had come out of his shop to talk to him. Over everything
lay the quiet of the sunlight of the summer afternoon, and through the open
windows stole a faint, sweet scent of the new-mown hay lying in the meadows
outside the old houses.</p>
<p>“A veritable Sleepy Hollow,” mused Spargo. “Let’s go
down and see if there’s anybody to talk to. Great Scott!—to think
that I was in the poisonous atmosphere of the Octoneumenoi only sixteen hours
ago!”</p>
<p>Spargo, after losing himself in various corridors and passages, finally landed
in the wide, stone-paved hall of the old hotel, and with a sure instinct turned
into the bar-parlour which he had noticed when he entered the place. This was a
roomy, comfortable, bow-windowed apartment, looking out upon the High Street,
and was furnished and ornamented with the usual appurtenances of country-town
hotels. There were old chairs and tables and sideboards and cupboards, which
had certainly been made a century before, and seemed likely to endure for a
century or two longer; there were old prints of the road and the chase, and an
old oil-painting or two of red-faced gentlemen in pink coats; there were
foxes’ masks on the wall, and a monster pike in a glass case on a
side-table; there were ancient candlesticks on the mantelpiece and an antique
snuff-box set between them. Also there was a small, old-fashioned bar in a
corner of the room, and a new-fashioned young woman seated behind it, who was
yawning over a piece of fancy needlework, and looked at Spargo when he entered
as Andromeda may have looked at Perseus when he made arrival at her rock. And
Spargo, treating himself to a suitable drink and choosing a cigar to accompany
it, noted the look, and dropped into the nearest chair.</p>
<p>“This,” he remarked, eyeing the damsel with enquiry, “appears
to me to be a very quiet place.”</p>
<p>“Quiet!” exclaimed the lady. “Quiet?”</p>
<p>“That,” continued Spargo, “is precisely what I observed.
Quiet. I see that you agree with me. You expressed your agreement with two
shades of emphasis, the surprised and the scornful. We may conclude, thus far,
that the place is undoubtedly quiet.”</p>
<p>The damsel looked at Spargo as if she considered him in the light of a new
specimen, and picking up her needlework she quitted the bar and coming out into
the room took a chair near his own.</p>
<p>“It makes you thankful to see a funeral go by here,” she remarked.
“It’s about all that one ever does see.”</p>
<p>“Are there many?” asked Spargo. “Do the inhabitants die much
of inanition?”</p>
<p>The damsel gave Spargo another critical inspection.</p>
<p>“Oh, you’re joking!” she said. “It’s well you
can. Nothing ever happens here. This place is a back number.”</p>
<p>“Even the back numbers make pleasant reading at times,” murmured
Spargo. “And the backwaters of life are refreshing. Nothing doing in this
town, then?” he added in a louder voice.</p>
<p>“Nothing!” replied his companion. “It’s fast asleep. I
came here from Birmingham, and I didn’t know what I was coming to. In
Birmingham you see as many people in ten minutes as you see here in ten
months.”</p>
<p>“Ah!” said Spargo. “What you are suffering from is dulness.
You must have an antidote.”</p>
<p>“Dulness!” exclaimed the damsel. “That’s the right word
for Market Milcaster. There’s just a few regular old customers drop in
here of a morning, between eleven and one. A stray caller looks
in—perhaps during the afternoon. Then, at night, a lot of old fogies sit
round that end of the room and talk about old times. Old times,
indeed!—what they want in Market Milcaster is new times.”</p>
<p>Spargo pricked up his ears.</p>
<p>“Well, but it’s rather interesting to hear old fogies talk about
old times,” he said. “I love it!”</p>
<p>“Then you can get as much of it as ever you want here,” remarked
the barmaid. “Look in tonight any time after eight o’clock, and if
you don’t know more about the history of Market Milcaster by ten than you
did when you sat down, you must be deaf. There are some old gentlemen drop in
here every night, regular as clockwork, who seem to feel that they
couldn’t go to bed unless they’ve told each other stories about old
days which I should think they’ve heard a thousand times already!”</p>
<p>“Very old men?” asked Spargo.</p>
<p>“Methuselahs,” replied the lady. “There’s old Mr.
Quarterpage, across the way there, the auctioneer, though he doesn’t do
any business now—they say he’s ninety, though I’m sure you
wouldn’t take him for more than seventy. And there’s Mr. Lummis,
further down the street—he’s eighty-one. And Mr. Skene, and Mr.
Kaye—they’re regular patriarchs. I’ve sat here and listened
to them till I believe I could write a history of Market Milcaster since the
year One.”</p>
<p>“I can conceive of that as a pleasant and profitable occupation,”
said Spargo.</p>
<p>He chatted a while longer in a fashion calculated to cheer the barmaid’s
spirits, after which he went out and strolled around the town until seven
o’clock, the “Dragon’s” hour for dinner. There were no
more people in the big coffee-room than there had been at lunch and Spargo was
glad, when his solitary meal was over, to escape to the bar-parlour, where he
took his coffee in a corner near to that sacred part in which the old townsmen
had been reported to him to sit.</p>
<p>“And mind you don’t sit in one of their chairs,” said the
barmaid, warningly. “They all have their own special chairs and their
special pipes there on that rack, and I suppose the ceiling would fall in if
anybody touched pipe or chair. But you’re all right there, and
you’ll hear all they’ve got to say.”</p>
<p>To Spargo, who had never seen anything of the sort before, and who, twenty-four
hours previously, would have believed the thing impossible, the proceedings of
that evening in the bar-parlour of the “Yellow Dragon” at Market
Milcaster were like a sudden transference to the eighteenth century. Precisely
as the clock struck eight and a bell began to toll somewhere in the recesses of
the High Street, an old gentleman walked in, and the barmaid, catching
Spargo’s eye, gave him a glance which showed that the play was about to
begin.</p>
<p>“Good evening, Mr. Kaye,” said the barmaid. “You’re
first tonight.”</p>
<p>“Evening,” said Mr. Kaye and took a seat, scowled around him, and
became silent. He was a tall, lank old gentleman, clad in rusty black clothes,
with a pointed collar sticking up on both sides of his fringe of grey whisker
and a voluminous black neckcloth folded several times round his neck, and by
the expression of his countenance was inclined to look on life severely.
“Nobody been in yet?” asked Mr. Kaye. “No, but here’s
Mr. Lummis and Mr. Skene,” replied the barmaid.</p>
<p>Two more old gentlemen entered the bar-parlour. Of these, one was a little,
dapper-figured man, clad in clothes of an eminently sporting cut, and of very
loud pattern; he sported a bright blue necktie, a flower in his lapel, and a
tall white hat, which he wore at a rakish angle. The other was a big, portly,
bearded man with a Falstaffian swagger and a rakish eye, who chaffed the
barmaid as he entered, and gave her a good-humoured chuck under the chin as he
passed her. These two also sank into chairs which seemed to have been specially
designed to meet them, and the stout man slapped the arms of his as familiarly
as he had greeted the barmaid. He looked at his two cronies.</p>
<p>“Well?” he said, “Here’s three of us. And there’s
a symposium.”</p>
<p>“Wait a bit, wait a bit,” said the dapper little man.
“Grandpa’ll be here in a minute. We’ll start fair.”</p>
<p>The barmaid glanced out of the window.</p>
<p>“There’s Mr. Quarterpage coming across the street now,” she
announced. “Shall I put the things on the table?”</p>
<p>“Aye, put them on, my dear, put them on!” commanded the fat man.
“Have all in readiness.”</p>
<p>The barmaid thereupon placed a round table before the sacred chairs, set out
upon it a fine old punch-bowl and the various ingredients for making punch, a
box of cigars, and an old leaden tobacco-box, and she had just completed this
interesting prelude to the evening’s discourse when the door opened again
and in walked one of the most remarkable old men Spargo had ever seen. And by
this time, knowing that this was the venerable Mr. Benjamin Quarterpage, of
whom Crowfoot had told him, he took good stock of the newcomer as he took his
place amongst his friends, who on their part received him with ebullitions of
delight which were positively boyish.</p>
<p>Mr. Quarterpage was a youthful buck of ninety—a middle-sized,
sturdily-built man, straight as a dart, still active of limb, clear-eyed, and
strong of voice. His clean-shaven old countenance was ruddy as a sun-warmed
pippin; his hair was still only silvered; his hand was steady as a rock. His
clothes of buff-coloured whipcord were smart and jaunty, his neckerchief as gay
as if he had been going to a fair. It seemed to Spargo that Mr. Quarterpage had
a pretty long lease of life before him even at his age.</p>
<p>Spargo, in his corner, sat fascinated while the old gentlemen began their
symposium. Another, making five, came in and joined them—the five had the
end of the bar-parlour to themselves. Mr. Quarterpage made the punch with all
due solemnity and ceremony; when it was ladled out each man lighted his pipe or
took a cigar, and the tongues began to wag. Other folk came and went; the old
gentlemen were oblivious of anything but their own talk. Now and then a young
gentleman of the town dropped in to take his modest half-pint of bitter beer
and to dally in the presence of the barmaid; such looked with awe at the
patriarchs: as for the patriarchs themselves they were lost in the past.</p>
<p>Spargo began to understand what the damsel behind the bar meant when she said
that she believed she could write a history of Market Milcaster since the year
One. After discussing the weather, the local events of the day, and various
personal matters, the old fellows got to reminiscences of the past, telling
tale after tale, recalling incident upon incident of long years before. At last
they turned to memories of racing days at Market Milcaster. And at that Spargo
determined on a bold stroke. Now was the time to get some information. Taking
the silver ticket from his purse, he laid it, the heraldic device uppermost, on
the palm of his hand, and approaching the group with a polite bow, said
quietly:</p>
<p>“Gentlemen, can any of you tell me anything about that?”</p>
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