<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="air">AIR FIGHTING</SPAN></p>
<p>The German aeroplanes flew over our gully pretty regularly. As first
we were rather perturbed, as they had a nasty habit of dropping bombs,
but as far as I know they never did any damage. Almost all the bombs
dropped into the water. One of them sent some steel arrows down, about
six or eight inches in length, with a metal point something like a
carpenter's bit. In order to conceal our tents, we covered them with
holly-bushes, cut and placed over the canvas. Our aeroplanes were
constantly up, and were easily recognised by a red ring painted
underneath, while the Taube was adorned with a large black cross; but
after we had been there a little time we found it was not necessary to
use glasses in order to ascertain whose flying machine was over us; we
were able to tell by listening, as their engines had a different sound
from those belonging to us.</p>
<p>Our aeroplanes were the source of a good deal of annoyance to the
Turks. They continually fired at them, but, as far as I was able to
judge, never went within cooee of one. The bursts of shrapnel away in
the air made a pretty sight, puffs of white smoke like bits of
cotton-wool in succession, and the aeroplane sailing unconcernedly
along. It appears to be very difficult to judge distance away in the
air, and even more difficult to estimate the rate at which the object
is travelling. What became of the shell-cases of the shrapnel used to
puzzle us. One day Walkley remarked that it was peculiar that none fell
on us. I replied "surely there is plenty of room other than where we
are for them to fall." Scarcely were the words uttered than down one
came close by. We knew it was a case from above and not one fired
direct, because the noise was so different.</p>
<p>The hydroplanes used by the Navy were interesting. Floating on the
water, they would gather way and soar upwards like a bird. Their
construction was different from that of the aeroplanes.</p>
<p>A captive balloon was used a good deal to give the ranges for the
warships. It was carried on the forepart of a steamer and was, I
believe, in connection with it by telephone or wireless.</p>
<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="mess">THE OFFICERS' MESS</SPAN></p>
<p>We kept up the custom of having an officers' mess right through the
campaign. When we first landed, while everything was in confusion, each
man catered for himself; but it was a lonely business, and not
conducive to health. When a man cooked his own rations he probably did
not eat much. So a dug-out was made close to the hospital tent, and we
all had our meals together. A rather pathetic incident occurred one
day. Just after we had finished lunch three of us were seated, talking
of the meals the "Australia" provided, when a fragment of shell came
through the roof on to the table and broke one of the enamel plates.
This may seem a trivial affair and not worth grousing about; but the
sorry part of it was that we only had one plate each, and this loss
entailed one man having to wait until the others had finished their
banquet.</p>
<p>I have elsewhere alluded to the stacks of food on the beach. Amongst
them bully beef was largely in evidence. Ford, our cook, was very good
in always endeavouring to disguise the fact that "Bully" was up again.
He used to fry it; occasionally he got curry powder from the Indians
and persuaded us that the resultant compound was curried goose; but it
was bully beef all the time. Then he made what he called
rissoles—onions entered largely into their framework, and when you
opened them you wanted to get out into the fresh air. Preserved
potatoes, too, were very handy. We had them with our meat, and what
remained over we put treacle on, and ate as pancakes. Walkley and Betts
obtained flour on several occasions, and made very presentable
pancakes. John Harris, too, was a great forager—he knew exactly where
to put his hand on decent biscuits, and the smile with which he landed
his booty made the goods toothsome in the extreme. Harris had a
gruesome experience. One day he was seated on a hill, talking to a
friend, when a shell took the friend's head off and scattered his
brains over Harris.</p>
<p>Before leaving the description of the officers' mess, I must not
omit to introduce our constant companions, the flies. As Australians we
rather prided ourselves on our judgment regarding these pests, and in
Gallipoli we had every opportunity of putting our faculties to the
test. There were flies, big horse flies, blue flies, green flies, and
flies. They turned up everywhere and with everything. While one was
eating one's food with the right hand, one had to keep the left going
with a wisp, and even then the flies beat us. Then we always had the
comforting reflection of those dead Turks not far away—the distance
being nothing to a fly. In order to get a little peace at one meal in
the day, our dinner hour was put back until dusk. Men wounded had a
horrible time. Fortunately we had a good supply of mosquito netting
purchased with the Red Cross money. It was cut up into large squares
and each bearer had a supply.</p>
<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="armistice">THE ARMISTICE</SPAN></p>
<p>On the 23rd of May anyone looking down the coast could see a man on
Gaba Tepe waving a white flag. He was soon joined by another occupied
in a like manner. Some officers came into the Ambulance and asked for
the loan of some towels; we gave them two, which were pinned together
with safety pins. White flags don't form part of the equipment of
Australia's army.</p>
<p>Seven mounted men had been observed coming down Gaba Tepe, and they
were joined on the beach by our four. The upshot was that one was
brought in blindfolded to General Birdwood. Shortly after we heard it
announced that a truce had been arranged for the following day in order
to bury the dead.</p>
<p>The following morning Major Millard and I started from our right and
walked up and across the battle-field. It was a stretch of country
between our lines and those of the Turks, and was designated No Man's
Land. At the extreme right there was a small farm; the owner's house
occupied part of it, and was just as the man had left it. Our guns had
knocked it about a good deal. In close proximity was a field of wheat,
in which there were scores of dead Turks. As these had been dead
anything from a fortnight to three weeks their condition may be better
imagined than described. One body I saw was lying with the leg
shattered. He had crawled into a depression in the ground and lay with
his great-coat rolled up for a pillow; the stains on the ground showed
that he had bled to death, and it can only be conjectured how long he
lay there before death relieved him of his sufferings. Scores of the
bodies were simply riddled with bullets. Midway between the trenches a
line of Turkish sentries were posted. Each was in a natty blue uniform
with gold braid, and top boots, and all were done "up to the nines."
Each stood by a white flag on a pole stuck in the ground. We buried all
the dead on our side of this line and they performed a similar office
for those on their side. Stretchers were used to carry the bodies,
which were all placed in large trenches. The stench was awful, and many
of our men wore handkerchiefs over their mouths in their endeavour to
escape it. I counted two thousand dead Turks. One I judged to be an
officer of rank, for the bearers carried him shoulder-high down a gully
to the rear. The ground was absolutely covered with rifles and
equipment of all kinds, shell-cases and caps, and ammunition clips. The
rifles were all collected and the bolts removed to prevent their being
used again. Some of the Turks were lying right on our trenches, almost
in some of them. The Turkish sentries were peaceable-looking men,
stolid in type and of the peasant class mostly. We fraternised with
them and gave them cigarettes and tobacco. Some Germans were there, but
they viewed us with malignant eyes. When I talked to Colonel Pope about
it afterwards he said the Germans were a mean lot of beggars: "Why,"
said he most indignantly, "they came and had a look into my trenches."
I asked "What did you do?" He replied, "Well, I had a look at theirs."</p>
<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="triumph">TORPEDOING OF THE<i>TRIUMPH</i></SPAN></p>
<p>The day after the armistice, at fifteen minutes after noon, I was in
my dug-out when one of the men exclaimed that something was wrong with
the
<i>
Triumph</i>. I ran out and was in time to see the fall of the
water sent up by the explosive. It was a beautifully calm day, and the
ship was about a mile and a quarter from us; she had a decided list
towards us, and it was evident that something was radically wrong. With
glasses one could see the men lined up in two ranks as if on parade,
without the least confusion. Then two destroyers went over and put
their noses on each side of the big ship's bows; all hands from the
<i>
Triumph
</i>marched aboard the destroyers. She was gradually heeling over, and
all movables were slipping into the sea. One of the destroyers barked
three or four shots at something which we took to be the submarine. In
fifteen minutes the
<i>
Triumph
</i>was keel up, the water spurting from her different vent pipes as it
was expelled by the imprisoned air. She lay thus for seventeen minutes,
gradually getting lower and lower in the water, when quietly her stern
rose and she slipped underneath, not a ripple remaining to show where
she had sunk. I have often read of the vortex caused by a ship sinking,
but as far as I could see there was in this case not the slightest
disturbance. It was pathetic to see this beautiful ship torpedoed and
in thirty-two minutes at the bottom of the sea. I believe the only
lives lost were those of men injured by the explosion. Meanwhile five
destroyers came up from Helles at a terrific speed, the water curling
from their bows; they and all the other destroyers circled round and
round the bay, but the submarine lay low and got off. Her commander
certainly did his job well.</p>
<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="destroyers">THE DESTROYERS</SPAN></p>
<p>After the torpedoing of the
<i>
Triumph
</i>
here, and the
<i>
Majestic
</i>in the Straits all the big ships left and went to Mudros, as there
was no sense in leaving vessels costing over a million each to the
mercy of submarines. This gave the destroyers the chance of their
lives. Up to this they had not been allowed to speak, but now they took
on much of the bombardment required. They were constantly nosing about,
and the slightest movement on the part of the Turks brought forth a
bang from one of their guns. If a Turk so much as winked he received a
rebuke from the destroyer. The Naval men all appeared to have an
unbounded admiration for the Australians as soldiers, and boats rarely
came ashore without bringing some fresh bread or meat or other
delicacy; their tobacco, too, was much sought after. It is made up from
the leaf, and rolled up in spun yarn. The flavour is full, and after a
pipe of it—well, you feel that you have had a smoke.</p>
<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="indian">
THE INDIAN REGIMENTS</SPAN></p>
<p>We had a good many Indian regiments in the Army Corps. The mountain
battery occupied a position on "Pluggey's Plateau" in the early stage
of the campaign, and they had a playful way of handing out the shrapnel
to the Turks. It was placed in boiling water to soften the resin in
which the bullets are held. By this means the bullets spread more
readily, much to the joy of the sender and the discomfiture of Abdul.
The Indians were always very solicitous about their wounded. When one
came in to be attended to, he was always followed by two of his chums
bearing, one a water bottle, the other some food, for their caste
prohibits their taking anything directly from our hands. When medicine
had to be administered, the man came in, knelt down, and opened his
mouth, and the medicine was poured into him without the glass touching
his lips. Food was given in the same way. I don't know how they got on
when they were put on the ship. When one was killed, he was wrapped up
in a sheet and his comrades carried him shoulder-high to their
cemetery, for they had a place set apart for their own dead. They were
constantly squatting on their haunches making a sort of pancake. I
tasted one; but it was too fatty and I spat it out, much to the
amusement of the Indians.</p>
<p>One of them saw the humorous side of life. He described to Mr.
Henderson the different attitudes adopted towards Turkish shells by the
British, Indian and Australian soldiers. "British Tommy," said he,
"Turk shell, Tommy says 'Ah!' Turk shell, Indian say 'Oosh!' Australian
say 'Where the hell did that come from?'"</p>
<p>The Divisional Ammunition Column was composed of Sikhs, and they
were a brave body of men. It was their job to get the ammunition to the
front line, so that they were always fair targets for the Turks. The
mules were hitched up in threes, one in rear of the other, each mule
carrying two boxes of ammunition. The train might number anything from
15 to 20 mules. All went along at a trot, constantly under fire. When a
mule was hit he was unhitched, the boxes of ammunition were rolled off,
and the train proceeded; nothing stopped them. It was the same if one
of the men became a casualty; he was put on one side to await the
stretcher-bearers—but almost always one of the other men appeared with
a water bottle.</p>
<p>They were very adept in the management of mules. Frequently a block
would occur while the mule train occupied a sap; the mules at times
became fractious and manipulated their hind legs with the most
marvellous precision—certainly they placed a good deal of weight in
their arguments. But in the midst of it all, when one could see nothing
but mules' heels, straps and ammunition boxes, the Indian drivers would
talk to their charges and soothe them down. I don't know what they
said, but presume it resembled the cooing, coaxing and persuasive
tongue of our bullock-driver. The mules were all stalled in the next
gully to ours, and one afternoon three or four of us were sitting
admiring the sunset when a shell came over. It was different from that
usually sent by Abdul, being seemingly formed of paper and black rag;
someone suggested, too, that there was a good deal of faultiness in the
powder. From subsequent inquiries we found that what we saw going over
our dug-outs was Mule! A shell had burst right in one of them, and the
resultant mass was what we had observed. The Ceylon Tea Planter's Corps
was bivouacked just below us and were having tea at the time; their
repast was mixed with mule.</p>
<p>Donkeys formed part of the population of the Peninsula. I am
referring here to the four-footed variety, though, of course, others
were in evidence at times. The Neddies were docile little beasts, and
did a great deal of transport work. When we moved out in August, orders
were issued that all equipment was to be carried. I pointed out a drove
of ten of these little animals, which appeared handy and without an
owner, and suggested to the men that they would look well with our
brand on. It took very little time to round them up, cut a cross in the
hair on their backs and place a brassard round their ears. They were
then our property. The other type of donkey generally indulged in what
were known as Furfys or Beachograms. Furfy originated in Broadmeadows,
Victoria; the second title was born in the Peninsula. The least breath
of rumour ran from mouth to mouth in the most astonishing way. Talk
about a Bush Telegraph! It is a tortoise in its movements compared with
a Beachogram. The number of times that Achi Baba fell cannot be
accurately stated but it was twice a day at the least. A man came in to
be dressed on one occasion; suddenly some pretty smart rifle fire broke
out on the right. "Hell!" said the man, "what's up?" "Oh!" said Captain
Dawson, "There's a war on—didn't you hear about it?"</p>
<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="swimming">THE SWIMMING</SPAN></p>
<p>One thing that was really good in Anzac was the swimming. At first
we used to dive off the barges; then the Engineers built Watson's pier,
at the end of which the water was fifteen feet deep and as clear as
crystal, so that one could see every pebble at the bottom. At times the
water was very cold, but always invigorating. General Birdwood was an
enthusiastic swimmer, but he always caused me a lot of anxiety. That
pier was well covered by Beachy Bill, and one never knew when he might
choose to give it his attention. This did not deter the General. He
came down most regularly, sauntered out to the end, went through a lot
of Sandow exercises and finally jumped in. He then swam out to a buoy
moored about a quarter of a mile away. On his return he was most
leisurely in drying himself. Had anything happened to him I don't know
what the men would have done, for he was adored by everyone.</p>
<p>Swimming was popular with all hands. Early in the campaign we had a
Turkish attack one morning; it was over by midday, and an hour later
most of the men were in swimming. I think it not unlikely that some of
the "missing" men were due to this habit. They would come to the beach
and leave their clothes and identity discs ashore, and sometimes they
were killed in the water. In this case there was no possibility of
ascertaining their names. It often struck me that this might account
for some whose whereabouts were unknown.</p>
<p>While swimming, the opportunity was taken by a good many to soak
their pants and shirts, inside which there was, very often, more than
the owner himself. I saw one man fish his pants out; after examining
the seams, he said to his pal: "They're not dead yet." His pal replied
"Never mind, you gave them a —— of a fright." These insects were a
great pest, and I would counsel friends sending parcels to the soldiers
to include a tin of insecticide; it was invaluable when it could be
obtained. I got a fright myself one night. A lot of things were doing
the Melbourne Cup inside my blanket. The horrible thought suggested
itself that I had got "them" too, but a light revealed the presence of
fleas. These were very large able-bodied animals and became our
constant companions at nighttime; in fact, one could only get to sleep
after dosing the blanket with insecticide.</p>
<p>My little dog Paddy enjoyed the swim almost as much as I did. He was
a great favourite with everybody but the Provost-Martial. This official
was a terror for red tape, and an order came out that dogs were to be
destroyed. That meant that the Military Police were after Paddy.
However, I went to General Birdwood, who was very handsome about it,
and gave me permission to keep the little chap. Almost immediately
after he was reprieved he ran down to the Provost-Martial's dug-out and
barked at him. Paddy was very nearly human. One day we were down as
usual when Beachy Bill got busy, and I had to leave the pier with only
boots and a smile on. I took refuge behind my old friends the biscuits,
and Paddy ran out to each shell, barking until it exploded. Finally one
burst over him and a bullet perforated his abdomen. His squeals were
piteous. He lived until the next day, but he got a soldier's burial.</p>
<p class="chapter"><SPAN name="prisoners">TURKISH PRISONERS</SPAN></p>
<p>We saw a good many Turkish prisoners at one time or another, and
invariably fraternised with them. They were kept inside a barbed-wire
enclosure with a guard over them; but there was no need to prevent
their escape—they would not leave if they got the chance. On one
occasion twelve of them were told to go some distance into the scrub
and bring in some firewood. No one was sent with them, the idea being
to encourage them to go to their lines and persuade some of the Turks
to desert to us. But they were like the cat; they all came back—with
the firewood.</p>
<p>I saw two of our men on one occasion bringing in a prisoner. They
halted on the hill opposite us, and one of them went to headquarters to
ascertain how the prisoner was to be disposed of. In a very short time
he was surrounded by fourteen or fifteen of our soldiers, trying to
carry on a conversation, and giving him cigarettes and in fact anything
he would accept. An hour before they had been trying their best to
shoot one another. In one of the attacks on our left the Turks were
badly beaten off and left a lot of their dead close up to our trenches.
As it was not safe to get over and remove the bodies, a number of
boat-hooks were obtained, and with them the bodies were pulled in to
our trenches. One of the "bodies" proved to be a live Turk who had been
unable to get back to his line for fear of being shot by our men. He
was blindfolded and sent down to the compound with the other prisoners.</p>
<p>The difficulty of obtaining sufficient exercise was very great at
times. We only held a piece of territory under a square mile in extent,
and none of it was free from shell or rifle-fire, so that our
perambulations were carried on under difficulty. Major Meikle and I had
our regular walk before breakfast. At first we went down the beach
towards Gaba Tepe, and then sat for a while talking and trying to see
what we could see; but a sniper apparently used to watch for us, for we
were invariably saluted by the ping of a rifle in the distance and the
dust of the bullet in close proximity to our feet. We concluded that,
if we continued to walk in this direction someone would be getting
hurt, so our walks were altered to the road round "Pluggey's Plateau."
We were seated there one morning when our howitzer in the gully was
fired, and we felt that the shell was not far from where we sat. We
went down to the Battery, and I interrogated some of the gunners. "How
far off the top of that hill does that shell go?" said I. "About a
yard, sir," replied the man; "one time we hit it." I asked him if it
would be convenient for the battery to elevate a bit if we were sitting
there again.</p>
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