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<h3>CHAPTER IX</h3>
<h3>"In Medias Res"<br/> </h3>
<p>Perhaps the method of rushing at once "in medias res" is, of all the
ways of beginning a story, or a separate branch of a story, the least
objectionable. The reader is made to think that the gold lies so near
the surface that he will be required to take very little trouble in
digging for it. And the writer is enabled,—at any rate for a time,
and till his neck has become, as it were, warm to the collar,—to
throw off from him the difficulties and dangers, the tedium and
prolixity, of description. This rushing "in medias res" has doubtless
the charm of ease. "Certainly, when I threw her from the garret
window to the stony pavement below, I did not anticipate that she
would fall so far without injury to life or limb." When a story has
been begun after this fashion, without any prelude, without
description of the garret or of the pavement, or of the lady thrown,
or of the speaker, a great amount of trouble seems to have been
saved. The mind of the reader fills up the blanks,—if erroneously,
still satisfactorily. He knows, at least, that the heroine has
encountered a terrible danger, and has escaped from it with almost
incredible good fortune; that the demon of the piece is a bold demon,
not ashamed to speak of his own iniquity, and that the heroine and
the demon are so far united that they have been in a garret together.
But there is the drawback on the system,—that it is almost
impossible to avoid the necessity of doing, sooner or later, that
which would naturally be done at first. It answers, perhaps, for
half-a-dozen chapters;—and to carry the reader pleasantly for
half-a-dozen chapters is a great matter!—but after that a certain
nebulous darkness gradually seems to envelope the characters and the
incidents. "Is all this going on in the country, or is it in
town,—or perhaps in the Colonies? How old was she? Was she tall? Is
she fair? Is she heroine-like in her form and gait? And, after all,
how high was the garret window?" I have always found that the details
would insist on being told at last, and that by rushing "in medias
res" I was simply presenting the cart before the horse. But as
readers like the cart the best, I will do it once again,—trying it
only for a branch of my story,—and will endeavour to let as little
as possible of the horse be seen afterwards.</p>
<p>"And so poor Frank has been turned out of heaven?" said Lady Mabel
Grex to young Lord Silverbridge.</p>
<p>"Who told you that? I have said nothing about it to anybody."</p>
<p>"Of course he told me himself," said the young beauty. I am aware
that, in the word beauty, and perhaps, also, in the word young, a
little bit of the horse is appearing; and I am already sure that I
shall have to show his head and neck, even if not his very tail.
"Poor Frank! Did you hear it all?"</p>
<p>"I heard nothing, Lady Mab, and know nothing."</p>
<p>"You know that your awful governor won't let him stay any longer in
Carlton Terrace?"</p>
<p>"Yes, I know that."</p>
<p>"And why not?"</p>
<p>"Would Lord Grex allow Percival to have his friends living here?"
Earl Grex was Lady Mabel's father, Lord Percival was the Earl's
son;—and the Earl lived in Belgrave Square. All these are little
bits of the horse.</p>
<p>"Certainly not. In the first place, I am here."</p>
<p>"That makes a difference, certainly."</p>
<p>"Of course it makes a difference. They would be wanting to make love
to me."</p>
<p>"No doubt. I should, I know."</p>
<p>"And therefore it wouldn't do for you to live here; and then papa is
living here himself. And then the permission never has been given. I
suppose Frank did not go there at first without the Duke knowing it."</p>
<p>"I daresay that I had mentioned it."</p>
<p>"You might as well tell me all about it. We are cousins, you know."
Frank Tregear, through his mother's family, was second cousin to Lady
Mabel; as was also Lord Silverbridge, one of the Grexes having, at
some remote period, married a Palliser. This is another bit of the
horse.</p>
<p>"The governor merely seemed to think that he would like to have his
own house to himself—like other people. What an ass Tregear was to
say anything to you about it."</p>
<p>"I don't think he was an ass at all. Of course he had to tell us that
he was changing his residence. He says that he is going to take a
back bedroom somewhere near the Seven Dials."</p>
<p>"He has got very nice rooms in Duke Street."</p>
<p>"Have you seen him, then?"</p>
<p>"Of course I have."</p>
<p>"Poor fellow! I wish he had a little money; he is so nice. And now,
Lord Silverbridge, do you mean to say that there is not something in
the wind about Lady Mary?"</p>
<p>"If there were I should not talk about it," said Lord Silverbridge.</p>
<p>"You are a very innocent young gentleman."</p>
<p>"And you are a very interesting young lady."</p>
<p>"You ought to think me so, for I interest myself very much about you.
Was the Duke very angry about your not standing for the county?"</p>
<p>"He was vexed."</p>
<p>"I do think it is so odd that a man should be expected to be this or
that in politics because his father happened to be so before him! I
don't understand how he should expect that you should remain with a
party so utterly snobbish and down in the world as the Radicals.
Everybody that is worth anything is leaving them."</p>
<p>"He has not left them."</p>
<p>"No, I don't suppose he could; but you have."</p>
<p>"I never belonged to them, Lady Mab."</p>
<p>"And never will, I hope. I always told papa that you would certainly
be one of us." All this took place in the drawing-room of Lord Grex's
house. There was no Lady Grex alive, but there lived with the Earl a
certain elderly lady, reported to be in some distant way a cousin of
the family, named Miss Cassewary, who, in the matter of looking after
Lady Mab, did what was supposed to be absolutely necessary. She now
entered the room with her bonnet on, having just returned from
church. "What was the text?" asked Lady Mab at once.</p>
<p>"If you had gone to church, as you ought to have done, my dear, you
would have heard it."</p>
<p>"But as I didn't?"</p>
<p>"I don't think the text alone will do you any good."</p>
<p>"And probably you forget it."</p>
<p>"No, I don't, my dear. How do you do, Lord Silverbridge?"</p>
<p>"He is a Conservative, Miss Cass."</p>
<p>"Of course he is. I am quite sure that a young nobleman of so much
taste and intellect would take the better side."</p>
<p>"You forget that all you are saying is against my father and my
family, Miss Cassewary."</p>
<p>"I dare say it was different when your father was a young man. And
your father, too, was, not very long since, at the head of a
government which contained many Conservatives. I don't look upon your
father as a Radical, though perhaps I should not be justified in
calling him a Conservative."</p>
<p>"Well; certainly not, I think."</p>
<p>"But now it is necessary that all noblemen in England should rally to
the defence of their order." Miss Cassewary was a great politician,
and was one of those who are always foreseeing the ruin of their
country. "My dear, I will go and take my bonnet off. Perhaps you will
have tea when I come down."</p>
<p>"Don't you go," said Lady Mabel, when Silverbridge got up to take his
departure.</p>
<p>"I always do when tea comes."</p>
<p>"But you are going to dine here?"</p>
<p>"Not that I know of. In the first place, nobody has asked me. In the
second place, I am engaged. Thirdly, I don't care about having to
talk politics to Miss Cass; and fourthly, I hate family dinners on
Sunday."</p>
<p>"In the first place, I ask you. Secondly, I know you were going to
dine with Frank Tregear, at the club. Thirdly, I want you to talk to
me, and not to Miss Cass. And fourthly, you are an uncivil
young—young,—young,—I should say cub if I dared, to tell me that
you don't like dining with me any day of the week."</p>
<p>"Of course you know what I mean is, that I don't like troubling your
father."</p>
<p>"Leave that to me. I shall tell him you are coming, and Frank too. Of
course you can bring him. Then he can talk to me when papa goes down
to his club, and you can arrange your politics with Miss Cass." So it
was settled, and at eight o'clock Lord Silverbridge reappeared in
Belgrave Square with Frank Tregear.</p>
<p>Earl Grex was a nobleman of very ancient family, the Grexes having
held the parish of Grex, in Yorkshire, from some time long prior to
the Conquest. In saying all this, I am, I know, allowing the horse to
appear wholesale;—but I find that he cannot be kept out. I may as
well go on to say that the present Earl was better known at Newmarket
and the Beaufort,—where he spent a large part of his life in playing
whist,—than in the House of Lords. He was a grey-haired, handsome,
worn-out old man, who through a long life of pleasure had greatly
impaired a fortune which, for an earl, had never been magnificent,
and who now strove hard, but not always successfully, to remedy that
evil by gambling. As he could no longer eat and drink as he had used
to do, and as he cared no longer for the light that lies in a lady's
eye, there was not much left to him in the world but cards and
racing. Nevertheless he was a handsome old man, of polished manners,
when he chose to use them; a staunch Conservative and much regarded
by his party, for whom in his early life he had done some work in the
House of Commons.</p>
<p>"Silverbridge is all very well," he had said; "but I don't see why
that young Tregear is to dine here every night of his life."</p>
<p>"This is the second time since he has been up in town, papa."</p>
<p>"He was here last week, I know."</p>
<p>"Silverbridge wouldn't come without him."</p>
<p>"That's <span class="nowrap">d––––</span>
nonsense," said the Earl. Miss Cassewary gave a
start,—not, we may presume, because she was shocked, for she could
not be much shocked, having heard the same word from the same lips
very often; but she thought it right always to enter a protest. Then
the two young men were announced.</p>
<p>Frank Tregear, having been known by the family as a boy, was Frank to
all of them,—as was Lady Mabel, Mabel to him, somewhat to the
disgust of the father and not altogether with the approbation of Miss
Cass. But Lady Mabel had declared that she would not be guilty of the
folly of changing old habits. Silverbridge, being Silverbridge to all
his own people, hardly seemed to have a Christian name;—his
godfathers and godmothers had indeed called him Plantagenet;—but
having only become acquainted with the family since his Oxford days
he was Lord Silverbridge to Lady Mabel. Lady Mabel had not as yet
become Mabel to him, but, as by her very intimate friends she was
called Mab, had allowed herself to be addressed by him as Lady Mab.
There was thus between them all considerable intimacy.</p>
<p>"I'm deuced glad to hear it," said the Earl when dinner was
announced. For, though he could not eat much, Lord Grex was always
impatient when the time of eating was at hand. Then he walked down
alone. Lord Silverbridge followed with his daughter, and Frank
Tregear gave his arm to Miss Cassewary. "If that woman can't clear
her soup better than that, she might as well go to the
<span class="nowrap">d––––,"</span> said
the Earl;—upon which remark no one in the company made any
observation. As there were two men-servants in the room when it was
made the cook probably had the advantage of it. It may be almost
unnecessary to add that though the Earl had polished manners for
certain occasions he would sometimes throw them off in the bosom of
his own family.</p>
<p>"My Lord," said Miss Cassewary—she always called him "My
Lord"—"Lord Silverbridge is going to stand for the Duke's borough in
the Conservative interest."</p>
<p>"I didn't know the Duke had a borough," said the Earl.</p>
<p>"He had one till he thought it proper to give it up," said the son,
taking his father's part.</p>
<p>"And you are going to pay him off for what he has done by standing
against him. It's just the sort of thing for a son to do in these
days. If I had a borough Percival would go down and make radical
speeches there."</p>
<p>"There isn't a better Conservative in England than Percival," said
Lady Mabel, bridling up.</p>
<p>"Nor a worse son," said the father. "I believe he would do anything
he could lay his hand on to oppose me." During the past week there
had been some little difference of opinion between the father and the
son as to the signing of a deed.</p>
<p>"My father does not take it in bad part at all," said Silverbridge.</p>
<p>"Perhaps he's ratting himself," said the Earl. "When a man lends
himself to a coalition he is as good as half gone."</p>
<p>"I do not think that in all England there is so thorough a Liberal as
my father," said Lord Silverbridge. "And when I say that he doesn't
take this badly, I don't mean that it doesn't vex him. I know it
vexes him. But he doesn't quarrel with me. He even wrote down to
Barsetshire to say that all my expenses at Silverbridge were to be
paid."</p>
<p>"I call that very bad politics," said the Earl.</p>
<p>"It seems to me to be very grand," said Frank.</p>
<p>"Perhaps, sir, you don't know what is good or what is bad in
politics," said the Earl, trying to snub his guest.</p>
<p>But it was difficult to snub Frank. "I know a gentleman when I see
him, I think," he said. "Of course Silverbridge is right to be a
Conservative. Nobody has a stronger opinion about that than I have.
But the Duke is behaving so well that if I were he I should almost
regret it."</p>
<p>"And so I do," said Silverbridge.</p>
<p>When the ladies were gone the old Earl turned himself round to the
fire, having filled his glass and pushed the bottles away from him,
as though he meant to leave the two young men to themselves. He sat
leaning with his head on his hand, looking the picture of woe. It was
now only nine o'clock, and there would be no whist at the Beaufort
till eleven. There was still more than an hour to be endured before
the brougham would come to fetch him. "I suppose we shall have a
majority," said Frank, trying to rouse him.</p>
<p>"Who does 'We' mean?" asked the Earl.</p>
<p>"The Conservatives, of whom I take the liberty to call myself one."</p>
<p>"It sounded as though you were a very influential member of the
party."</p>
<p>"I consider myself to be one of the party, and so I say 'We.'"</p>
<p>Upstairs in the drawing-room Miss Cassewary did her duty loyally. It
was quite right that young ladies and young gentlemen should be
allowed to talk together, and very right indeed that such a young
gentleman as Lord Silverbridge should be allowed to talk to such a
young lady as Lady Mabel. What could be so nice as a marriage between
the heir of the house of Omnium and Lady Mabel Grex? Lady Mabel
looked indeed to be the elder,—but they were in truth the same age.
All the world acknowledged that Lady Mabel was very clever and very
beautiful and fit to be a Duchess. Even the Earl, when Miss Cassewary
hinted at the matter to him, grunted an assent. Lady Mabel had
already refused one or two not ineligible offers, and it was
necessary that something should be done. There had been at one time a
fear in Miss Cassewary's bosom lest her charge should fall too deeply
in love with Frank Tregear;—but Miss Cassewary knew that whatever
danger there might have been in that respect had passed away. Frank
was willing to talk to her, while Mabel and Lord Silverbridge were in
a corner together.</p>
<p>"I shall be on tenterhooks now till I know how it is to be at
Silverbridge," said the young lady.</p>
<p>"It is very good of you to feel so much interest."</p>
<p>"Of course I feel an interest. Are not you one of us? When is it to
be?"</p>
<p>"They say that the elections will be over before the Derby."</p>
<p>"And which do you care for the most?"</p>
<p>"I should like to pull off the Derby, I own."</p>
<p>"From what papa says, I should think the other event is the more
probable."</p>
<p>"Doesn't the Earl stand to win on Prime Minister?"</p>
<p>"I never know anything about his betting. But,—you know his way,—he
said you were going to drop a lot of money like a— I can't quite
tell you what he likened you to."</p>
<p>"The Earl may be mistaken."</p>
<p>"You are not betting much, I hope."</p>
<p>"Not plunging. But I have a little money on."</p>
<p>"Don't get into a way of betting."</p>
<p>"Why:—what difference does it make,—to you?"</p>
<p>"Is that kind, Lord Silverbridge?"</p>
<p>"I meant to say that if I did make a mess of it you wouldn't care
about it."</p>
<p>"Yes, I should. I should care very much. I dare say you could lose a
great deal of money and care nothing about it."</p>
<p>"Indeed I could not."</p>
<p>"What would be a great deal of money to me. But you would want to get
it back again. And in that way you would be regularly on the turf."</p>
<p>"And why not?"</p>
<p>"I want to see better things from you."</p>
<p>"You ought not to preach against the turf, Lady Mab."</p>
<p>"Because of papa? But I am not preaching against the turf. If I were
such as you are I would have a horse or two myself. A man in your
position should do a little of everything. You should hunt and have a
yacht, and stalk deer and keep your own trainer at Newmarket."</p>
<p>"I wish you'd say all that to my father."</p>
<p>"Of course I mean if you can afford it. I like a man to like
pleasure. But I despise a man who makes a business of his pleasures.
When I hear that this man is the best whist-player in London, and
that man the best billiard-player, I always know that they can do
nothing else, and then I despise them."</p>
<p>"You needn't despise me, because I do nothing well," said he, as he
got up to take his leave.</p>
<p>"I do so hope you'll get the seat,—and win the Derby."</p>
<p>These were her last words to him as she wished him good-night.</p>
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