<h2> <SPAN name="ch54" id="ch54"></SPAN><br/> <br/> CHAPTER LIV. </h2>
<p><small><i>Rail to Calcutta—Population—The "City of Palaces"—A
Fluted Candle-stick—Ochterlony—Newspaper Correspondence—Average
Knowledge of Countries—A Wrong Idea of Chicago—Calcutta and
the Black Hole—Description of the Horrors—Those Who Lived—The
Botanical Gardens—The Afternoon Turnout—Grand Review—Military
Tournament—Excursion on the Hoogly—The Museum—What
Winter Means in Calcutta<br/> <br/> <br/></i></small></p>
<p><i>Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a
bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth
$4 a minute.</i></p>
<blockquote>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>A comfortable railway journey of seventeen and a half hours brought us to
the capital of India, which is likewise the capital of Bengal—Calcutta.
Like Bombay, it has a population of nearly a million natives and a small
gathering of white people. It is a huge city and fine, and is called the
City of Palaces. It is rich in historical memories; rich in British
achievement—military, political, commercial; rich in the results of
the miracles done by that brace of mighty magicians, Clive and Hastings.
And has a cloud kissing monument to one Ochterlony.</p>
<p>It is a fluted candlestick 250 feet high. This lingam is the only large
monument in Calcutta, I believe. It is a fine ornament, and will keep
Ochterlony in mind.</p>
<p>Wherever you are, in Calcutta, and for miles around, you can see it; and
always when you see it you think of Ochterlony. And so there is not an
hour in the day that you do not think of Ochterlony and wonder who he was.
It is good that Clive cannot come back, for he would think it was for
Plassey; and then that great spirit would be wounded when the revelation
came that it was not. Clive would find out that it was for Ochterlony; and
he would think Ochterlony was a battle. And he would think it was a great
one, too, and he would say, "With three thousand I whipped sixty thousand
and founded the Empire—and there is no monument; this other soldier
must have whipped a billion with a dozen and saved the world."</p>
<p>But he would be mistaken. Ochterlony was a man, not a battle. And he did
good and honorable service, too; as good and honorable service as has been
done in India by seventy-five or a hundred other Englishmen of courage,
rectitude, and distinguished capacity. For India has been a fertile
breeding-ground of such men, and remains so; great men, both in war and in
the civil service, and as modest as great. But they have no monuments, and
were not expecting any. Ochterlony could not have been expecting one, and
it is not at all likely that he desired one—certainly not until
Clive and Hastings should be supplied. Every day Clive and Hastings lean
on the battlements of heaven and look down and wonder which of the two the
monument is for; and they fret and worry because they cannot find out, and
so the peace of heaven is spoiled for them and lost. But not for
Ochterlony. Ochterlony is not troubled. He doesn't suspect that it is his
monument. Heaven is sweet and peaceful to him. There is a sort of
unfairness about it all.</p>
<p>Indeed, if monuments were always given in India for high achievements,
duty straitly performed, and smirchless records, the landscape would be
monotonous with them. The handful of English in India govern the Indian
myriads with apparent ease, and without noticeable friction, through tact,
training, and distinguished administrative ability, reinforced by just and
liberal laws—and by keeping their word to the native whenever they
give it.</p>
<p>England is far from India and knows little about the eminent services
performed by her servants there, for it is the newspaper correspondent who
makes fame, and he is not sent to India but to the continent, to report
the doings of the princelets and the dukelets, and where they are visiting
and whom they are marrying. Often a British official spends thirty or
forty years in India, climbing from grade to grade by services which would
make him celebrated anywhere else, and finishes as a vice-sovereign,
governing a great realm and millions of subjects; then he goes home to
England substantially unknown and unheard of, and settles down in some
modest corner, and is as one extinguished. Ten years later there is a
twenty-line obituary in the London papers, and the reader is paralyzed by
the splendors of a career which he is not sure that he had ever heard of
before. But meanwhile he has learned all about the continental princelets
and dukelets.</p>
<p>The average man is profoundly ignorant of countries that lie remote from
his own. When they are mentioned in his presence one or two facts and
maybe a couple of names rise like torches in his mind, lighting up an inch
or two of it and leaving the rest all dark. The mention of Egypt suggests
some Biblical facts and the Pyramids-nothing more. The mention of South
Africa suggests Kimberly and the diamonds and there an end. Formerly the
mention, to a Hindoo, of America suggested a name—George Washington—with
that his familiarity with our country was exhausted. Latterly his
familiarity with it has doubled in bulk; so that when America is mentioned
now, two torches flare up in the dark caverns of his mind and he says,
"Ah, the country of the great man Washington; and of the Holy City—Chicago."
For he knows about the Congress of Religion, and this has enabled him to
get an erroneous impression of Chicago.</p>
<p>When India is mentioned to the citizen of a far country it suggests Clive,
Hastings, the Mutiny, Kipling, and a number of other great events; and the
mention of Calcutta infallibly brings up the Black Hole. And so, when that
citizen finds himself in the capital of India he goes first of all to see
the Black Hole of Calcutta—and is disappointed.</p>
<p>The Black Hole was not preserved; it is gone, long, long ago. It is
strange. Just as it stood, it was itself a monument; a ready-made one. It
was finished, it was complete, its materials were strong and lasting, it
needed no furbishing up, no repairs; it merely needed to be let alone. It
was the first brick, the Foundation Stone, upon which was reared a mighty
Empire—the Indian Empire of Great Britain. It was the ghastly
episode of the Black Hole that maddened the British and brought Clive,
that young military marvel, raging up from Madras; it was the seed from
which sprung Plassey; and it was that extraordinary battle, whose like had
not been seen in the earth since Agincourt, that laid deep and strong the
foundations of England's colossal Indian sovereignty.</p>
<p>And yet within the time of men who still live, the Black Hole was torn
down and thrown away as carelessly as if its bricks were common clay, not
ingots of historic gold. There is no accounting for human beings.</p>
<p>The supposed site of the Black Hole is marked by an engraved plate. I saw
that; and better that than nothing. The Black Hole was a prison—a
cell is nearer the right word—eighteen feet square, the dimensions
of an ordinary bedchamber; and into this place the victorious Nabob of
Bengal packed 146 of his English prisoners. There was hardly standing room
for them; scarcely a breath of air was to be got; the time was night, the
weather sweltering hot. Before the dawn came, the captives were all dead
but twenty-three. Mr. Holwell's long account of the awful episode was
familiar to the world a hundred years ago, but one seldom sees in print
even an extract from it in our day. Among the striking things in it is
this. Mr. Holwell, perishing with thirst, kept himself alive by sucking
the perspiration from his sleeves. It gives one a vivid idea of the
situation. He presently found that while he was busy drawing life from one
of his sleeves a young English gentleman was stealing supplies from the
other one. Holwell was an unselfish man, a man of the most generous
impulses; he lived and died famous for these fine and rare qualities; yet
when he found out what was happening to that unwatched sleeve, he took the
precaution to suck that one dry first. The miseries of the Black Hole were
able to change even a nature like his. But that young gentleman was one of
the twenty-three survivors, and he said it was the stolen perspiration
that saved his life. From the middle of Mr. Holwell's narrative I will
make a brief excerpt:</p>
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<p>"Then a general prayer to Heaven, to hasten the approach of the flames
to the right and left of us, and put a period to our misery. But these
failing, they whose strength and spirits were quite exhausted laid
themselves down and expired quietly upon their fellows: others who had
yet some strength and vigor left made a last effort at the windows, and
several succeeded by leaping and scrambling over the backs and heads of
those in the first rank, and got hold of the bars, from which there was
no removing them. Many to the right and left sunk with the violent
pressure, and were soon suffocated; for now a steam arose from the
living and the dead, which affected us in all its circumstances as if we
were forcibly held with our heads over a bowl full of strong volatile
spirit of hartshorn, until suffocated; nor could the effluvia of the one
be distinguished from the other, and frequently, when I was forced by
the load upon my head and shoulders to hold my face down, I was obliged,
near as I was to the window, instantly to raise it again to avoid
suffocation. I need not, my dear friend, ask your commiseration, when I
tell you, that in this plight, from half an hour past eleven till near
two in the morning, I sustained the weight of a heavy man, with his
knees in my back, and the pressure of his whole body on my head. A Dutch
surgeon who had taken his seat upon my left shoulder, and a Topaz (a
black Christian soldier) bearing on my right; all which nothing could
have enabled me to support but the props and pressure equally sustaining
me all around. The two latter I frequently dislodged by shifting my hold
on the bars and driving my knuckles into their ribs; but my friend above
stuck fast, held immovable by two bars.</p>
<p>"I exerted anew my strength and fortitude; but the repeated trials and
efforts I made to dislodge the insufferable incumbrances upon me at last
quite exhausted me; and towards two o'clock, finding I must quit the
window or sink where I was, I resolved on the former, having bore, truly
for the sake of others, infinitely more for life than the best of it is
worth. In the rank close behind me was an officer of one of the ships,
whose name was Cary, and who had behaved with much bravery during the
siege (his wife, a fine woman, though country born, would not quit him,
but accompanied him into the prison, and was one who survived). This
poor wretch had been long raving for water and air; I told him I was
determined to give up life, and recommended his gaining my station. On
my quitting it he made a fruitless attempt to get my place; but the
Dutch surgeon, who sat on my shoulder, supplanted him. Poor Cary
expressed his thankfulness, and said he would give up life too; but it
was with the utmost labor we forced our way from the window (several in
the inner ranks appearing to me dead standing, unable to fall by the
throng and equal pressure around). He laid himself down to die; and his
death, I believe, was very sudden; for he was a short, full, sanguine
man. His strength was great; and, I imagine, had he not retired with me,
I should never have been able to force my way. I was at this time
sensible of no pain, and little uneasiness; I can give you no better
idea of my situation than by repeating my simile of the bowl of spirit
of hartshorn. I found a stupor coming on apace, and laid myself down by
that gallant old man, the Rev. Mr. Jervas Bellamy, who laid dead with
his son, the lieutenant, hand in hand, near the southernmost wall of the
prison. When I had lain there some little time, I still had reflection
enough to suffer some uneasiness in the thought that I should be
trampled upon, when dead, as I myself had done to others. With some
difficulty I raised myself, and gained the platform a second time, where
I presently lost all sensation; the last trace of sensibility that I
have been able to recollect after my laying down, was my sash being
uneasy about my waist, which I untied, and threw from me. Of what passed
in this interval, to the time of my resurrection from this hole of
horrors, I can give you no account."</p>
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<p>There was plenty to see in Calcutta, but there was not plenty of time for
it. I saw the fort that Clive built; and the place where Warren Hastings
and the author of the Junius Letters fought their duel; and the great
botanical gardens; and the fashionable afternoon turnout in the Maidan;
and a grand review of the garrison in a great plain at sunrise; and a
military tournament in which great bodies of native soldiery exhibited the
perfection of their drill at all arms, a spectacular and beautiful show
occupying several nights and closing with the mimic storming of a native
fort which was as good as the reality for thrilling and accurate detail,
and better than the reality for security and comfort; we had a pleasure
excursion on the 'Hoogly' by courtesy of friends, and devoted the rest of
the time to social life and the Indian museum. One should spend a month in
the museum, an enchanted palace of Indian antiquities. Indeed, a person
might spend half a year among the beautiful and wonderful things without
exhausting their interest.</p>
<p>It was winter. We were of Kipling's "hosts of tourists who travel up and
down India in the cold weather showing how things ought to be managed." It
is a common expression there, "the cold weather," and the people think
there is such a thing. It is because they have lived there half a
lifetime, and their perceptions have become blunted. When a person is
accustomed to 138 in the shade, his ideas about cold weather are not
valuable. I had read, in the histories, that the June marches made between
Lucknow and Cawnpore by the British forces in the time of the Mutiny were
made in that kind of weather—138 in the shade—and had taken it
for historical embroidery. I had read it again in Serjeant-Major
Forbes-Mitchell's account of his military experiences in the Mutiny—at
least I thought I had—and in Calcutta I asked him if it was true,
and he said it was. An officer of high rank who had been in the thick of
the Mutiny said the same. As long as those men were talking about what
they knew, they were trustworthy, and I believed them; but when they said
it was now "cold weather," I saw that they had traveled outside of their
sphere of knowledge and were floundering. I believe that in India "cold
weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the
necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will
melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. It was
observable that brass ones were in use while I was in Calcutta, showing
that it was not yet time to change to porcelain; I was told the change to
porcelain was not usually made until May. But this cold weather was too
warm for us; so we started to Darjeeling, in the Himalayas—a
twenty-four hour journey.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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