<h2> <SPAN name="ch23" id="ch23"></SPAN><br/> <br/> CHAPTER XXIII. </h2>
<p><small><i>To Horsham (Colony of Victoria)—Description of Horsham—At the
Hotel—Pepper Tree-The Agricultural College, Forty Pupils—High
Temperature—Width of Road in Chains, Perches, etc.—The Bird
with a Forgettable Name—The Magpie and the Lady—Fruit Trees—Soils—Sheep
Shearing—To Stawell—Gold Mining Country—$75,000 per
Month Income and able to Keep House—Fine Grapes and Wine—The
Dryest Community on Earth—The Three Sisters—Gum Trees and
Water<br/> <br/> <br/></i></small></p>
<p><i>Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.</i></p>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
<p>We left Adelaide in due course, and went to Horsham, in the colony of
Victoria; a good deal of a journey, if I remember rightly, but pleasant.
Horsham sits in a plain which is as level as a floor—one of those
famous dead levels which Australian books describe so often; gray, bare,
sombre, melancholy, baked, cracked, in the tedious long drouths, but a
horizonless ocean of vivid green grass the day after a rain. A country
town, peaceful, reposeful, inviting, full of snug homes, with garden
plots, and plenty of shrubbery and flowers.</p>
<p>"Horsham, October 17. At the hotel. The weather divine. Across the way, in
front of the London Bank of Australia, is a very handsome cottonwood. It
is in opulent leaf, and every leaf perfect. The full power of the
on-rushing spring is upon it, and I imagine I can see it grow. Alongside
the bank and a little way back in the garden there is a row of soaring
fountain-sprays of delicate feathery foliage quivering in the breeze, and
mottled with flashes of light that shift and play through the mass like
flash-lights through an opal—a most beautiful tree, and a striking
contrast to the cottonwood. Every leaf of the cottonwood is distinctly
defined—it is a kodak for faithful, hard, unsentimental detail; the
other an impressionist picture, delicious to look upon, full of a subtle
and exquisite charm, but all details fused in a swoon of vague and soft
loveliness."</p>
<p>It turned out, upon inquiry, to be a pepper tree—an importation from
China. It has a silky sheen, soft and rich. I saw some that had long red
bunches of currant-like berries ambushed among the foliage. At a distance,
in certain lights, they give the tree a pinkish tint and a new charm.</p>
<p>There is an agricultural college eight miles from Horsham. We were driven
out to it by its chief. The conveyance was an open wagon; the time,
noonday; no wind; the sky without a cloud, the sunshine brilliant—and
the mercury at 92 deg. in the shade. In some countries an indolent
unsheltered drive of an hour and a half under such conditions would have
been a sweltering and prostrating experience; but there was nothing of
that in this case. It is a climate that is perfect. There was no sense of
heat; indeed, there was no heat; the air was fine and pure and
exhilarating; if the drive had lasted half a day I think we should not
have felt any discomfort, or grown silent or droopy or tired. Of course,
the secret of it was the exceeding dryness of the atmosphere. In that
plain 112 deg. in the shade is without doubt no harder upon a man than is
88 or 90 deg. in New York.</p>
<p>The road lay through the middle of an empty space which seemed to me to be
a hundred yards wide between the fences. I was not given the width in
yards, but only in chains and perches—and furlongs, I think. I would
have given a good deal to know what the width was, but I did not pursue
the matter. I think it is best to put up with information the way you get
it; and seem satisfied with it, and surprised at it, and grateful for it,
and say, "My word!" and never let on. It was a wide space; I could tell
you how wide, in chains and perches and furlongs and things, but that
would not help you any. Those things sound well, but they are shadowy and
indefinite, like troy weight and avoirdupois; nobody knows what they mean.
When you buy a pound of a drug and the man asks you which you want, troy
or avoirdupois, it is best to say "Yes," and shift the subject.<br/> <br/>
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<p>They said that the wide space dates from the earliest sheep and
cattle-raising days. People had to drive their stock long distances—immense
journeys—from worn-out places to new ones where were water and fresh
pasturage; and this wide space had to be left in grass and unfenced, or
the stock would have starved to death in the transit.</p>
<p>On the way we saw the usual birds—the beautiful little green
parrots, the magpie, and some others; and also the slender native bird of
modest plumage and the eternally-forgettable name—the bird that is
the smartest among birds, and can give a parrot 30 to 1 in the game and
then talk him to death. I cannot recall that bird's name. I think it
begins with M. I wish it began with G. or something that a person can
remember.</p>
<p>The magpie was out in great force, in the fields and on the fences. He is
a handsome large creature, with snowy white decorations, and is a singer;
he has a murmurous rich note that is lovely. He was once modest, even
diffident; but he lost all that when he found out that he was Australia's
sole musical bird. He has talent, and cuteness, and impudence; and in his
tame state he is a most satisfactory pet—never coming when he is
called, always coming when he isn't, and studying disobedience as an
accomplishment. He is not confined, but loafs all over the house and
grounds, like the laughing jackass. I think he learns to talk, I know he
learns to sing tunes, and his friends say that he knows how to steal
without learning. I was acquainted with a tame magpie in Melbourne. He had
lived in a lady's house several years, and believed he owned it. The lady
had tamed him, and in return he had tamed the lady. He was always on deck
when not wanted, always having his own way, always tyrannizing over the
dog, and always making the cat's life a slow sorrow and a martyrdom. He
knew a number of tunes and could sing them in perfect time and tune; and
would do it, too, at any time that silence was wanted; and then encore
himself and do it again; but if he was asked to sing he would go out and
take a walk.</p>
<p>It was long believed that fruit trees would not grow in that baked and
waterless plain around Horsham, but the agricultural college has
dissipated that idea. Its ample nurseries were producing oranges,
apricots, lemons, almonds, peaches, cherries, 48 varieties of apples—in
fact, all manner of fruits, and in abundance. The trees did not seem to
miss the water; they were in vigorous and flourishing condition.</p>
<p>Experiments are made with different soils, to see what things thrive best
in them and what climates are best for them. A man who is ignorantly
trying to produce upon his farm things not suited to its soil and its
other conditions can make a journey to the college from anywhere in
Australia, and go back with a change of scheme which will make his farm
productive and profitable.</p>
<p>There were forty pupils there—a few of them farmers, relearning
their trade, the rest young men mainly from the cities—novices. It
seemed a strange thing that an agricultural college should have an
attraction for city-bred youths, but such is the fact. They are good
stuff, too; they are above the agricultural average of intelligence, and
they come without any inherited prejudices in favor of hoary ignorances
made sacred by long descent.</p>
<p>The students work all day in the fields, the nurseries, and the
shearing-sheds, learning and doing all the practical work of the business—three
days in a week. On the other three they study and hear lectures. They are
taught the beginnings of such sciences as bear upon agriculture—like
chemistry, for instance. We saw the sophomore class in sheep-shearing
shear a dozen sheep. They did it by hand, not with the machine. The sheep
was seized and flung down on his side and held there; and the students
took off his coat with great celerity and adroitness. Sometimes they
clipped off a sample of the sheep, but that is customary with shearers,
and they don't mind it; they don't even mind it as much as the sheep. They
dab a splotch of sheep-dip on the place and go right ahead.</p>
<p>The coat of wool was unbelievably thick. Before the shearing the sheep
looked like the fat woman in the circus; after it he looked like a bench.
He was clipped to the skin; and smoothly and uniformly. The fleece comes
from him all in one piece and has the spread of a blanket.</p>
<p>The college was flying the Australian flag—the gridiron of England
smuggled up in the northwest corner of a big red field that had the random
stars of the Southern Cross wandering around over it.</p>
<p>From Horsham we went to Stawell. By rail. Still in the colony of Victoria.
Stawell is in the gold-mining country. In the bank-safe was half a peck of
surface-gold—gold dust, grain gold; rich; pure in fact, and pleasant
to sift through one's fingers; and would be pleasanter if it would stick.
And there were a couple of gold bricks, very heavy to handle, and worth
$7,500 a piece. They were from a very valuable quartz mine; a lady owns
two-thirds of it; she has an income of $75,000 a month from it, and is
able to keep house.</p>
<p>The Stawell region is not productive of gold only; it has great vineyards,
and produces exceptionally fine wines. One of these vineyards—the
Great Western, owned by Mr. Irving—is regarded as a model. Its
product has reputation abroad. It yields a choice champagne and a fine
claret, and its hock took a prize in France two or three years ago. The
champagne is kept in a maze of passages under ground, cut in the rock, to
secure it an even temperature during the three-year term required to
perfect it. In those vaults I saw 120,000 bottles of champagne. The colony
of Victoria has a population of 1,000,000, and those people are said to
drink 25,000,000 bottles of champagne per year. The dryest community on
the earth. The government has lately reduced the duty upon foreign wines.
That is one of the unkindnesses of Protection. A man invests years of work
and a vast sum of money in a worthy enterprise, upon the faith of existing
laws; then the law is changed, and the man is robbed by his own
government.</p>
<p>On the way back to Stawell we had a chance to see a group of boulders
called the Three Sisters—a curiosity oddly located; for it was upon
high ground, with the land sloping away from it, and no height above it
from whence the boulders could have rolled down. Relics of an early
ice-drift, perhaps. They are noble boulders. One of them has the size and
smoothness and plump sphericity of a balloon of the biggest pattern.<br/>
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<p>The road led through a forest of great gum-trees, lean and scraggy and
sorrowful. The road was cream-white—a clayey kind of earth,
apparently. Along it toiled occasional freight wagons, drawn by long
double files of oxen. Those wagons were going a journey of two hundred
miles, I was told, and were running a successful opposition to the
railway! The railways are owned and run by the government.</p>
<p>Those sad gums stood up out of the dry white clay, pictures of patience
and resignation. It is a tree that can get along without water; still it
is fond of it—ravenously so. It is a very intelligent tree and will
detect the presence of hidden water at a distance of fifty feet, and send
out slender long root-fibres to prospect it. They will find it; and will
also get at it even through a cement wall six inches thick. Once a cement
water-pipe under ground at Stawell began to gradually reduce its output,
and finally ceased altogether to deliver water. Upon examining into the
matter it was found stopped up, wadded compactly with a mass of
root-fibres, delicate and hair-like. How this stuff had gotten into the
pipe was a puzzle for some little time; finally it was found that it had
crept in through a crack that was almost invisible to the eye. A gum tree
forty feet away had tapped the pipe and was drinking the water.<br/> <br/>
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