<h2> <SPAN name="ch9" id="ch9"></SPAN><br/> <br/> CHAPTER IX. </h2>
<p><small><i>Close to Australia—Porpoises at Night—Entrance to Sydney
Harbor—The Loss of the Duncan Dunbar—The Harbor—The City
of Sydney—Spring-time in Australia—The Climate—Information
for Travelers—The Size of Australia—A Dust-Storm and Hot Wind<br/>
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<p><i>It is your human environment that makes climate.</i></p>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
<p>Sept. 15—Night. Close to Australia now. Sydney 50 miles distant.</p>
<p>That note recalls an experience. The passengers were sent for, to come up
in the bow and see a fine sight. It was very dark. One could not follow
with the eye the surface of the sea more than fifty yards in any direction
it dimmed away and became lost to sight at about that distance from us.
But if you patiently gazed into the darkness a little while, there was a
sure reward for you. Presently, a quarter of a mile away you would see a
blinding splash or explosion of light on the water—a flash so sudden
and so astonishingly brilliant that it would make you catch your breath;
then that blotch of light would instantly extend itself and take the
corkscrew shape and imposing length of the fabled sea-serpent, with every
curve of its body and the "break" spreading away from its head, and the
wake following behind its tail clothed in a fierce splendor of living
fire. And my, but it was coming at a lightning gait! Almost before you
could think, this monster of light, fifty feet long, would go flaming and
storming by, and suddenly disappear. And out in the distance whence he
came you would see another flash; and another and another and another, and
see them turn into sea-serpents on the instant; and once sixteen flashed
up at the same time and came tearing towards us, a swarm of wiggling
curves, a moving conflagration, a vision of bewildering beauty, a
spectacle of fire and energy whose equal the most of those people will not
see again until after they are dead.</p>
<p>It was porpoises—porpoises aglow with phosphorescent light. They
presently collected in a wild and magnificent jumble under the bows, and
there they played for an hour, leaping and frollicking and carrying on,
turning summersaults in front of the stem or across it and never getting
hit, never making a miscalculation, though the stem missed them only about
an inch, as a rule. They were porpoises of the ordinary length—eight
or ten feet—but every twist of their bodies sent a long procession
of united and glowing curves astern. That fiery jumble was an enchanting
thing to look at, and we stayed out the performance; one cannot have such
a show as that twice in a lifetime. The porpoise is the kitten of the sea;
he never has a serious thought, he cares for nothing but fun and play. But
I think I never saw him at his winsomest until that night. It was near a
center of civilization, and he could have been drinking.</p>
<p>By and by, when we had approached to somewhere within thirty miles of
Sydney Heads the great electric light that is posted on one of those lofty
ramparts began to show, and in time the little spark grew to a great sun
and pierced the firmament of darkness with a far-reaching sword of light.</p>
<p>Sydney Harbor is shut in behind a precipice that extends some miles like a
wall, and exhibits no break to the ignorant stranger. It has a break in
the middle, but it makes so little show that even Captain Cook sailed by
it without seeing it. Near by that break is a false break which resembles
it, and which used to make trouble for the mariner at night, in the early
days before the place was lighted. It caused the memorable disaster to the
Duncan Dunbar, one of the most pathetic tragedies in the history of that
pitiless ruffian, the sea. The ship was a sailing vessel; a fine and
favorite passenger packet, commanded by a popular captain of high
reputation. She was due from England, and Sydney was waiting, and counting
the hours; counting the hours, and making ready to give her a
heart-stirring welcome; for she was bringing back a great company of
mothers and daughters, the long-missed light and bloom of life of Sydney
homes; daughters that had been years absent at school, and mothers that
had been with them all that time watching over them. Of all the world only
India and Australasia have by custom freighted ships and fleets with their
hearts, and know the tremendous meaning of that phrase; only they know
what the waiting is like when this freightage is entrusted to the fickle
winds, not steam, and what the joy is like when the ship that is returning
this treasure comes safe to port and the long dread is over.</p>
<p>On board the Duncan Dunbar, flying toward Sydney Heads in the waning
afternoon, the happy home-comers made busy preparation, for it was not
doubted that they would be in the arms of their friends before the day was
done; they put away their sea-going clothes and put on clothes meeter for
the meeting, their richest and their loveliest, these poor brides of the
grave. But the wind lost force, or there was a miscalculation, and before
the Heads were sighted the darkness came on. It was said that ordinarily
the captain would have made a safe offing and waited for the morning; but
this was no ordinary occasion; all about him were appealing faces, faces
pathetic with disappointment. So his sympathy moved him to try the
dangerous passage in the dark. He had entered the Heads seventeen times,
and believed he knew the ground. So he steered straight for the false
opening, mistaking it for the true one. He did not find out that he was
wrong until it was too late. There was no saving the ship. The great seas
swept her in and crushed her to splinters and rubbish upon the rock tushes
at the base of the precipice. Not one of all that fair and gracious
company was ever seen again alive. The tale is told to every stranger that
passes the spot, and it will continue to be told to all that come, for
generations; but it will never grow old, custom cannot stale it, the
heart-break that is in it can never perish out of it.</p>
<p>There were two hundred persons in the ship, and but one survived the
disaster. He was a sailor. A huge sea flung him up the face of the
precipice and stretched him on a narrow shelf of rock midway between the
top and the bottom, and there he lay all night. At any other time he would
have lain there for the rest of his life, without chance of discovery; but
the next morning the ghastly news swept through Sydney that the Duncan
Dunbar had gone down in sight of home, and straightway the walls of the
Heads were black with mourners; and one of these, stretching himself out
over the precipice to spy out what might be seen below, discovered this
miraculously preserved relic of the wreck. Ropes were brought and the
nearly impossible feat of rescuing the man was accomplished. He was a
person with a practical turn of mind, and he hired a hall in Sydney and
exhibited himself at sixpence a head till he exhausted the output of the
gold fields for that year.</p>
<p>We entered and cast anchor, and in the morning went oh-ing and ah-ing in
admiration up through the crooks and turns of the spacious and beautiful
harbor—a harbor which is the darling of Sydney and the wonder of the
world. It is not surprising that the people are proud of it, nor that they
put their enthusiasm into eloquent words. A returning citizen asked me
what I thought of it, and I testified with a cordiality which I judged
would be up to the market rate. I said it was beautiful—superbly
beautiful. Then by a natural impulse I gave God the praise. The citizen
did not seem altogether satisfied. He said:<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>"It is beautiful, of course it's beautiful—the Harbor; but that
isn't all of it, it's only half of it; Sydney's the other half, and it
takes both of them together to ring the supremacy-bell. God made the
Harbor, and that's all right; but Satan made Sydney."</p>
<p>Of course I made an apology; and asked him to convey it to his friend. He
was right about Sydney being half of it. It would be beautiful without
Sydney, but not above half as beautiful as it is now, with Sydney added.
It is shaped somewhat like an oak-leaf—a roomy sheet of lovely blue
water, with narrow off-shoots of water running up into the country on both
sides between long fingers of land, high wooden ridges with sides sloped
like graves. Handsome villas are perched here and there on these ridges,
snuggling amongst the foliage, and one catches alluring glimpses of them
as the ship swims by toward the city. The city clothes a cluster of hills
and a ruffle of neighboring ridges with its undulating masses of masonry,
and out of these masses spring towers and spires and other architectural
dignities and grandeurs that break the flowing lines and give
picturesqueness to the general effect.</p>
<p>The narrow inlets which I have mentioned go wandering out into the land
everywhere and hiding themselves in it, and pleasure-launches are always
exploring them with picnic parties on board. It is said by trustworthy
people that if you explore them all you will find that you have covered
700 miles of water passage. But there are liars everywhere this year, and
they will double that when their works are in good going order. October
was close at hand, spring was come. It was really spring—everybody
said so; but you could have sold it for summer in Canada, and nobody would
have suspected. It was the very weather that makes our home summers the
perfection of climatic luxury; I mean, when you are out in the wood or by
the sea. But these people said it was cool, now—a person ought to
see Sydney in the summer time if he wanted to know what warm weather is;
and he ought to go north ten or fifteen hundred miles if he wanted to know
what hot weather is. They said that away up there toward the equator the
hens laid fried eggs. Sydney is the place to go to get information about
other people's climates. It seems to me that the occupation of Unbiased
Traveler Seeking Information is the pleasantest and most irresponsible
trade there is. The traveler can always find out anything he wants to,
merely by asking. He can get at all the facts, and more. Everybody helps
him, nobody hinders him. Anybody who has an old fact in stock that is no
longer negotiable in the domestic market will let him have it at his own
price. An accumulation of such goods is easily and quickly made. They cost
almost nothing and they bring par in the foreign market. Travelers who
come to America always freight up with the same old nursery tales that
their predecessors selected, and they carry them back and always work them
off without any trouble in the home market.</p>
<p>If the climates of the world were determined by parallels of latitude,
then we could know a place's climate by its position on the map; and so we
should know that the climate of Sydney was the counterpart of the climate
of Columbia, S. C., and of Little Rock, Arkansas, since Sydney is about
the same distance south of the equator that those other towns are north of
it—thirty-four degrees. But no, climate disregards the parallels of
latitude. In Arkansas they have a winter; in Sydney they have the name of
it, but not the thing itself. I have seen the ice in the Mississippi
floating past the mouth of the Arkansas river; and at Memphis, but a
little way above, the Mississippi has been frozen over, from bank to bank.
But they have never had a cold spell in Sydney which brought the mercury
down to freezing point. Once in a mid-winter day there, in the month of
July, the mercury went down to 36 deg., and that remains the memorable
"cold day" in the history of the town. No doubt Little Rock has seen it
below zero. Once, in Sydney, in mid-summer, about New Year's Day, the
mercury went up to 106 deg. in the shade, and that is Sydney's memorable
hot day. That would about tally with Little Rock's hottest day also, I
imagine. My Sydney figures are taken from a government report, and are
trustworthy. In the matter of summer weather Arkansas has no advantage
over Sydney, perhaps, but when it comes to winter weather, that is another
affair. You could cut up an Arkansas winter into a hundred Sydney winters
and have enough left for Arkansas and the poor.</p>
<p>The whole narrow, hilly belt of the Pacific side of New South Wales has
the climate of its capital—a mean winter temperature of 54 deg. and
a mean summer one of 71 deg. It is a climate which cannot be improved upon
for healthfulness. But the experts say that 90 deg. in New South Wales is
harder to bear than 112 deg. in the neighboring colony of Victoria,
because the atmosphere of the former is humid, and of the latter dry. The
mean temperature of the southernmost point of New South Wales is the same
as that of Nice—60 deg.—yet Nice is further from the equator
by 460 miles than is the former.</p>
<p>But Nature is always stingy of perfect climates; stingier in the case of
Australia than usual. Apparently this vast continent has a really good
climate nowhere but around the edges.</p>
<p>If we look at a map of the world we are surprised to see how big Australia
is. It is about two-thirds as large as the United States was before we
added Alaska.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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<p>But where as one finds a sufficiently good climate and fertile land almost
everywhere in the United States, it seems settled that inside of the
Australian border-belt one finds many deserts and in spots a climate which
nothing can stand except a few of the hardier kinds of rocks. In effect,
Australia is as yet unoccupied. If you take a map of the United States and
leave the Atlantic sea-board States in their places; also the fringe of
Southern States from Florida west to the Mouth of the Mississippi; also a
narrow, inhabited streak up the Mississippi half-way to its head waters;
also a narrow, inhabited border along the Pacific coast: then take a
brushful of paint and obliterate the whole remaining mighty stretch of
country that lies between the Atlantic States and the Pacific-coast strip,
your map will look like the latest map of Australia.</p>
<p>This stupendous blank is hot, not to say torrid; a part of it is fertile,
the rest is desert; it is not liberally watered; it has no towns. One has
only to cross the mountains of New South Wales and descend into the
westward-lying regions to find that he has left the choice climate behind
him, and found a new one of a quite different character. In fact, he would
not know by the thermometer that he was not in the blistering Plains of
India. Captain Sturt, the great explorer, gives us a sample of the heat.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The wind, which had been blowing all the morning from the N.E.,
increased to a heavy gale, and I shall never forget its withering
effect. I sought shelter behind a large gum-tree, but the blasts of heat
were so terrific that I wondered the very grass did not take fire. This
really was nothing ideal: everything both animate and inanimate gave way
before it; the horses stood with their backs to the wind and their noses
to the ground, without the muscular strength to raise their heads; the
birds were mute, and the leaves of the trees under which we were sitting
fell like a snow shower around us. At noon I took a thermometer graded
to 127 deg., out of my box, and observed that the mercury was up to 125.
Thinking that it had been unduly influenced, I put it in the fork of a
tree close to me, sheltered alike from the wind and the sun. I went to
examine it about an hour afterwards, when I found the mercury had risen
to the-top of the instrument and had burst the bulb, a circumstance that
I believe no traveler has ever before had to record. I cannot find
language to convey to the reader's mind an idea of the intense and
oppressive nature of the heat that prevailed."</p>
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<p>That hot wind sweeps over Sydney sometimes, and brings with it what is
called a "dust-storm." It is said that most Australian towns are
acquainted with the dust-storm. I think I know what it is like, for the
following description by Mr. Gape tallies very well with the alkali
duststorm of Nevada, if you leave out the "shovel" part. Still the shovel
part is a pretty important part, and seems to indicate that my Nevada
storm is but a poor thing, after all.</p>
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<p>"As we proceeded the altitude became less, and the heat proportionately
greater until we reached Dubbo, which is only 600 feet above sea-level.
It is a pretty town, built on an extensive plain . . . . After the
effects of a shower of rain have passed away the surface of the ground
crumbles into a thick layer of dust, and occasionally, when the wind is
in a particular quarter, it is lifted bodily from the ground in one long
opaque cloud. In the midst of such a storm nothing can be seen a few
yards ahead, and the unlucky person who happens to be out at the time is
compelled to seek the nearest retreat at hand. When the thrifty
housewife sees in the distance the dark column advancing in a steady
whirl towards her house, she closes the doors and windows with all
expedition. A drawing-room, the window of which has been carelessly left
open during a dust-storm, is indeed an extraordinary sight. A lady who
has resided in Dubbo for some years says that the dust lies so thick on
the carpet that it is necessary to use a shovel to remove it."</p>
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<p>And probably a wagon. I was mistaken; I have not seen a proper duststorm.
To my mind the exterior aspects and character of Australia are fascinating
things to look at and think about, they are so strange, so weird, so new,
so uncommonplace, such a startling and interesting contrast to the other
sections of the planet, the sections that are known to us all, familiar to
us all. In the matter of particulars—a detail here, a detail there—we
have had the choice climate of New South Wales' seacoast; we have had the
Australian heat as furnished by Captain Sturt; we have had the wonderful
dust-storm; and we have considered the phenomenon of an almost empty hot
wilderness half as big as the United States, with a narrow belt of
civilization, population, and good climate around it.<br/> <br/> <br/>
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