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<h2> CHAPTER XV </h2>
<h3> BROUGHT TO BANK </h3>
<p>The sanity of a man is mainly tested among his neighbors and kindred by
the amount of consideration which he has consistently given to cash. If
money has been the chief object of his life, and he for its sake has
spared nobody, no sooner is he known to be successful than admiration
overpowers all the ill-will he has caused. He is shrewd, sagacious,
long-headed, and great; he has earned his success, and few men grudge,
while many seek to get a slice of it; but he, as a general rule, declines
any premature distribution, and for this custody of his wealth he is
admired all the more by those who have no hope of sharing it.</p>
<p>As soon as ever it was known that Uncle Sam had lodged at his banker's a
tremendous lump of gold, which rumor declared to be worth at least a
hundred thousand dollars, friends from every side poured in, all in hot
haste, to lend him their last farthing. The Sawyer was pleased with their
kindness, but thought that his second-best whiskey met the merits of the
case. And he was more particular than usual with his words; for, according
to an old saying of the diggers, a big nugget always has children, and,
being too heavy to go very far, it is likely to keep all its little ones
at home. Many people, therefore, were longing to seek for the frogs of
this great toad; for so in their slang the miners called them, with a love
of preternatural history. But Mr. Gundry allowed no search for the frogs,
or even the tadpoles, of his patriarchal nugget. And much as he hated the
idea of sowing the seeds of avarice in any one, he showed himself most
consistent now in avoiding that imputation; for not only did he refuse to
show the bed of his great treasure, after he had secured it, but he fenced
the whole of it in, and tarred the fence, and put loopholes in it; and
then he established Jowler where he could neither be shot nor poisoned,
and kept a man with a double-barreled rifle in the ruin of the mill, handy
to shoot, but not easy to be shot; and this was a resolute man, being
Martin himself, who had now no business. Of course Martin grumbled; but
the worse his temper was, the better for his duty, as seems to be the case
with a great many men; and if any one had come to console him in his
grumbling, never would he have gone away again.</p>
<p>It would have been reckless of me to pretend to say what any body ought to
do; from the first to the last I left every thing to those who knew so
much better; at the same time I felt that it might have done no harm if I
had been more consulted, though I never dreamed of saying so, because the
great gold had been found by me, and although I cared for it scarcely more
than for the tag of a boot-lace, nobody seemed to me able to enter into it
quite as I did; and as soon as Firm's danger and pain grew less, I began
to get rather impatient, but Uncle Sam was not to be hurried.</p>
<p>Before ever he hoisted that rock of gold, he had made up his mind for me
to be there, and he even put the business off, because I would not come
one night, for I had a superstitious fear on account of its being my
father's birthday. Uncle Sam had forgotten the date, and begged my pardon
for proposing it; but he said that we must not put it off later than the
following night, because the moonlight would be failing, and we durst not
have any kind of lamp, and before the next moon the hard weather might
begin. All this was before the liberal offers of his friends, of which I
have spoken first, although they happened to come after it.</p>
<p>While the Sawyer had been keeping the treasure perdu, to abide the issue
of his grandson's illness, he had taken good care both to watch it and to
form some opinion of its shape and size; for, knowing the pile which I had
described, he could not help finding it easily enough; and indeed the
great fear was that others might find it, and come in great force to rob
him; but nothing of that sort had happened, partly because he held his
tongue rigidly, and partly, perhaps, because of the simple precaution
which he had taken.</p>
<p>Now, however, it was needful to impart the secret to one man at least; for
Firm, though recovering, was still so weak that it might have killed him
to go into the water, or even to exert himself at all; and strong as Uncle
Sam was, he knew that even with hoisting-tackle, he alone could never
bring that piece of bullion to bank; so, after much consideration, he
resolved to tell Martin of the mill, as being the most trusty man about
the place, as well as the most surly; but he did not tell him until every
thing was ready, and then he took him straightway to the place.</p>
<p>Here, in the moonlight, we stood waiting, Firm and myself and Suan Isco,
who had more dread than love of gold, and might be useful to keep watch,
or even to lend a hand, for she was as strong as an ordinary man. The
night was sultry, and the fire-flies (though dull in the radiance of the
moon) darted, like soft little shooting-stars, across the still face of
shadow, and the flood of the light of the moon was at its height,
submerging every thing.</p>
<p>While we were whispering and keeping in the shade for fear of attracting
any wanderer's notice, we saw the broad figure of the Sawyer rising from a
hollow of the bank, and behind him came Martin the foreman, and we soon
saw that due preparation had been made, for they took from under some
drift-wood (which had prevented us from observing it) a small movable
crane, and fixed it on a platform of planks which they set up in the
river-bed.</p>
<p>"Palefaces eat gold," Suan Isco said, reflectively, and as if to satisfy
herself. "Dem eat, drink, die gold; dem pull gold out of one other's ears.
Welly hope Mellican mans get enough gold now."</p>
<p>"Don't be sarcastic, now, Suan," I answered; "as if it were possible to
have enough!"</p>
<p>"For my part," said Firm, who had been unusually silent all the evening,
"I wish it had never been found at all. As sure as I stand here, mischief
will come of it. It will break up our household. I hope it will turn out a
lump of quartz, gilt on the face, as those big nuggets do, ninety-nine out
of a hundred. I have had no faith in it all along."</p>
<p>"Because I found it, Mr. Firm, I suppose," I answered, rather pettishly,
for I never had liked Firm's incessant bitterness about my nugget.
"Perhaps if you had found it, Mr. Firm, you would have had great faith in
it."</p>
<p>"Can't say, can't say," was all Firm's reply; and he fell into the silent
vein again.</p>
<p>"Heave-ho! heave-ho! there, you sons of cooks!" cried the Sawyer, who was
splashing for his life in the water. "I've tackled 'un now. Just tighten
up the belt, to see if he biteth centre-like. You can't lift 'un! Lord
bless 'ee, not you. It 'll take all I know to do that, I guess; and Firm
ain't to lay no hand to it. Don't you be in such a doggoned hurry. Hold
hard, can't you?"</p>
<p>For Suan and Martin were hauling for their lives, and even I caught hold
of a rope-end, but had no idea what to do with it, when the Sawyer swung
himself up to bank, and in half a minute all was orderly. He showed us
exactly where to throw our weight, and he used his own to such good effect
that, after some creaking and groaning, the long horn of the crane rose
steadily, and a mass of dripping sparkles shone in the moonlight over the
water.</p>
<p>"Hurrah! what a whale! How the tough ash bends!" cried Uncle Sam, panting
like a boy, and doing nearly all the work himself. "Martin, lay your chest
to it. We'll grass him in two seconds. Californy never saw a sight like
this, I reckon."</p>
<p>There was plenty of room for us all to stand round the monster and admire
it. In shape it was just like a fat toad, squatting with his shoulders up
and panting. Even a rough resemblance to the head and the haunches might
be discovered, and a few spots of quartz shone here and there on the
glistening and bossy surface. Some of us began to feel and handle it with
vast admiration; but Firm, with his heavy boots, made a vicious kick at
it, and a few bright scales, like sparks, flew off.</p>
<p>"Why, what ails the lad?" cried the Sawyer, in some wrath; "what harm hath
the stone ever done to him? To my mind, this here lump is a proof of the
whole creation of the world, and who hath lived long enough to gainsay?
Here this lump hath lain, without changing color, since creation's day;
here it is, as big and heavy as when the Lord laid hand to it. What good
to argue agin such facts? Supposin' the world come out o' nothing, with
nobody to fetch it, or to say a word of orders, how ever could it 'a
managed to get a lump of gold like this in it? They clever fellers is too
clever. Let 'em put all their heads together, and turn out a nugget, and
I'll believe them."</p>
<p>Uncle Sam's reasoning was too deep for any but himself to follow. He was
not long in perceiving this, though we were content to admire his words
without asking him to explain them; so he only said, "Well, well," and
began to try with both hands if he could heft this lump. He stirred it,
and moved it, and raised it a little, as the glisten of the light upon its
roundings showed; but lift it fairly from the ground he could not, however
he might bow his sturdy legs and bend his mighty back to it; and, strange
to say, he was pleased for once to acknowledge his own discomfiture.</p>
<p>"Five hundred and a half I used to lift to the height of my knee-cap
easily; I may 'a fallen off now a hundred-weight with years, and strings
in my back, and rheumatics; but this here little toad is a clear
hundredweight out and beyond my heftage. If there's a pound here, there's
not an ounce under six hundred-weight, I'll lay a thousand dollars. Miss
Rema, give a name to him. All the thundering nuggets has thundering
names."</p>
<p>"Then this shall be called 'Uncle Sam,'" I answered, "because he is the
largest and the best of all."</p>
<p>"It shall stand, miss," cried Martin, who was in great spirits, and seemed
to have bettered himself forever. "You could not have given it a finer
name, miss, if you had considered for a century. Uncle Sam is the name of
our glorious race, from the kindness of our natur'. Every body's uncle we
are now, in vartue of superior knowledge, and freedom, and giving of
general advice, and stickin' to all the world, or all the good of it.
Darned if old Sam aren't the front of creation!"</p>
<p>"Well, well," said the Sawyer, "let us call it 'Uncle Sam,' if the dear
young lady likes it; it would be bad luck to change the name; but, for all
that, we must look uncommon sharp, or some of our glorious race will come
and steal it afore we unbutton our eyes."</p>
<p>"Pooh!" cried Martin; but he knew very well that his master's words were
common-sense; and we left him on guard with a double-barreled gun, and
Jowler to keep watch with him. And the next day he told us that he had
spent the night in such a frame of mind from continual thought that when
our pet cow came to drink at daybreak, it was but the blowing of her
breath that saved her from taking a bullet between her soft tame eyes.</p>
<p>Now it could not in any kind of way hold good that such things should
continue; and the Sawyer, though loath to lose sight of the nugget,
perceived that he must not sacrifice all the morals of the neighborhood to
it, and he barely had time to dispatch it on its road at the bottom of a
load of lumber, with Martin to drive, and Jowler to sit up, and Firm to
ride behind, when a troop of mixed robbers came riding across, with a
four-wheel cart and two sturdy mules—enough to drag off every thing.
They had clearly heard of the golden toad, and desired to know more of
him; but Uncle Sam, with his usual blandness, met these men at the gate of
his yard, and upon the top rail, to ease his arm, he rested a rifle of
heavy metal, with seven revolving chambers. The robbers found out that
they had lost their way, and Mr. Gundry answered that so they had, and the
sooner they found it in another direction, the better it would be for
them. They thought that he had all his men inside, and they were mighty
civil, though we had only two negroes to help us, and Suan Isco, with a
great gun cocked. But their curiosity was such that they could not help
asking about the gold; and, sooner than shoot them, Uncle Sam replied
that, upon his honor, the nugget was gone. And the fame of his word was so
well known that these fellows (none of whom could tell the truth, even at
confession) believed him on the spot, and begged his pardon for
trespassing on his premises. They hoped that he would not say a word to
the Vigilance Committee, who hanged a poor fellow for losing his road; and
he told them that if they made off at once, nobody should pursue them; and
so they rode off very happily.</p>
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