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<h2> CHAPTER V—POVERTY A GOOD NEIGHBOR FOR MISERY </h2>
<p>Marius liked this candid old man who saw himself gradually falling into
the clutches of indigence, and who came to feel astonishment, little by
little, without, however, being made melancholy by it. Marius met
Courfeyrac and sought out M. Mabeuf. Very rarely, however; twice a month
at most.</p>
<p>Marius' pleasure consisted in taking long walks alone on the outer
boulevards, or in the Champs-de-Mars, or in the least frequented alleys of
the Luxembourg. He often spent half a day in gazing at a market garden,
the beds of lettuce, the chickens on the dung-heap, the horse turning the
water-wheel. The passers-by stared at him in surprise, and some of them
thought his attire suspicious and his mien sinister. He was only a poor
young man dreaming in an objectless way.</p>
<p>It was during one of his strolls that he had hit upon the Gorbeau house,
and, tempted by its isolation and its cheapness, had taken up his abode
there. He was known there only under the name of M. Marius.</p>
<p>Some of his father's old generals or old comrades had invited him to go
and see them, when they learned about him. Marius had not refused their
invitations. They afforded opportunities of talking about his father. Thus
he went from time to time, to Comte Pajol, to General Bellavesne, to
General Fririon, to the Invalides. There was music and dancing there. On
such evenings, Marius put on his new coat. But he never went to these
evening parties or balls except on days when it was freezing cold, because
he could not afford a carriage, and he did not wish to arrive with boots
otherwise than like mirrors.</p>
<p>He said sometimes, but without bitterness: "Men are so made that in a
drawing-room you may be soiled everywhere except on your shoes. In order
to insure a good reception there, only one irreproachable thing is asked
of you; your conscience? No, your boots."</p>
<p>All passions except those of the heart are dissipated by revery. Marius'
political fevers vanished thus. The Revolution of 1830 assisted in the
process, by satisfying and calming him. He remained the same, setting
aside his fits of wrath. He still held the same opinions. Only, they had
been temp�red. To speak accurately, he had no longer any opinions, he had
sympathies. To what party did he belong? To the party of humanity. Out of
humanity he chose France; out of the Nation he chose the people; out of
the people he chose the woman. It was to that point above all, that his
pity was directed. Now he preferred an idea to a deed, a poet to a hero,
and he admired a book like Job more than an event like Marengo. And then,
when, after a day spent in meditation, he returned in the evening through
the boulevards, and caught a glimpse through the branches of the trees of
the fathomless space beyond, the nameless gleams, the abyss, the shadow,
the mystery, all that which is only human seemed very pretty indeed to
him.</p>
<p>He thought that he had, and he really had, in fact, arrived at the truth
of life and of human philosophy, and he had ended by gazing at nothing but
heaven, the only thing which Truth can perceive from the bottom of her
well.</p>
<p>This did not prevent him from multiplying his plans, his combinations, his
scaffoldings, his projects for the future. In this state of revery, an eye
which could have cast a glance into Marius' interior would have been
dazzled with the purity of that soul. In fact, had it been given to our
eyes of the flesh to gaze into the consciences of others, we should be
able to judge a man much more surely according to what he dreams, than
according to what he thinks. There is will in thought, there is none in
dreams. Revery, which is utterly spontaneous, takes and keeps, even in the
gigantic and the ideal, the form of our spirit. Nothing proceeds more
directly and more sincerely from the very depth of our soul, than our
unpremeditated and boundless aspirations towards the splendors of destiny.
In these aspirations, much more than in deliberate, rational coordinated
ideas, is the real character of a man to be found. Our chimeras are the
things which the most resemble us. Each one of us dreams of the unknown
and the impossible in accordance with his nature.</p>
<p>Towards the middle of this year 1831, the old woman who waited on Marius
told him that his neighbors, the wretched Jondrette family, had been
turned out of doors. Marius, who passed nearly the whole of his days out
of the house, hardly knew that he had any neighbors.</p>
<p>"Why are they turned out?" he asked.</p>
<p>"Because they do not pay their rent; they owe for two quarters."</p>
<p>"How much is it?"</p>
<p>"Twenty francs," said the old woman.</p>
<p>Marius had thirty francs saved up in a drawer.</p>
<p>"Here," he said to the old woman, "take these twenty-five francs. Pay for
the poor people and give them five francs, and do not tell them that it
was I."</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER VI—THE SUBSTITUTE </h2>
<p>It chanced that the regiment to which Lieutenant Theodule belonged came to
perform garrison duty in Paris. This inspired Aunt Gillenormand with a
second idea. She had, on the first occasion, hit upon the plan of having
Marius spied upon by Theodule; now she plotted to have Theodule take
Marius' place.</p>
<p>At all events and in case the grandfather should feel the vague need of a
young face in the house,—these rays of dawn are sometimes sweet to
ruin,—it was expedient to find another Marius. "Take it as a simple
erratum," she thought, "such as one sees in books. For Marius, read
Theodule."</p>
<p>A grandnephew is almost the same as a grandson; in default of a lawyer one
takes a lancer.</p>
<p>One morning, when M. Gillenormand was about to read something in the
Quotidienne, his daughter entered and said to him in her sweetest voice;
for the question concerned her favorite:—</p>
<p>"Father, Theodule is coming to present his respects to you this morning."</p>
<p>"Who's Theodule?"</p>
<p>"Your grandnephew."</p>
<p>"Ah!" said the grandfather.</p>
<p>Then he went back to his reading, thought no more of his grandnephew, who
was merely some Theodule or other, and soon flew into a rage, which almost
always happened when he read. The "sheet" which he held, although
Royalist, of course, announced for the following day, without any
softening phrases, one of these little events which were of daily
occurrence at that date in Paris: "That the students of the schools of law
and medicine were to assemble on the Place du Pantheon, at midday,—to
deliberate." The discussion concerned one of the questions of the moment,
the artillery of the National Guard, and a conflict between the Minister
of War and "the citizen's militia," on the subject of the cannon parked in
the courtyard of the Louvre. The students were to "deliberate" over this.
It did not take much more than this to swell M. Gillenormand's rage.</p>
<p>He thought of Marius, who was a student, and who would probably go with
the rest, to "deliberate, at midday, on the Place du Pantheon."</p>
<p>As he was indulging in this painful dream, Lieutenant Theodule entered
clad in plain clothes as a bourgeois, which was clever of him, and was
discreetly introduced by Mademoiselle Gillenormand. The lancer had
reasoned as follows: "The old druid has not sunk all his money in a life
pension. It is well to disguise one's self as a civilian from time to
time."</p>
<p>Mademoiselle Gillenormand said aloud to her father:—</p>
<p>"Theodule, your grandnephew."</p>
<p>And in a low voice to the lieutenant:—</p>
<p>"Approve of everything."</p>
<p>And she withdrew.</p>
<p>The lieutenant, who was but little accustomed to such venerable
encounters, stammered with some timidity: "Good day, uncle,"—and
made a salute composed of the involuntary and mechanical outline of the
military salute finished off as a bourgeois salute.</p>
<p>"Ah! so it's you; that is well, sit down," said the old gentleman.</p>
<p>That said, he totally forgot the lancer.</p>
<p>Theodule seated himself, and M. Gillenormand rose.</p>
<p>M. Gillenormand began to pace back and forth, his hands in his pockets,
talking aloud, and twitching, with his irritated old fingers, at the two
watches which he wore in his two fobs.</p>
<p>"That pack of brats! they convene on the Place du Pantheon! by my life!
urchins who were with their nurses but yesterday! If one were to squeeze
their noses, milk would burst out. And they deliberate to-morrow, at
midday. What are we coming to? What are we coming to? It is clear that we
are making for the abyss. That is what the descamisados have brought us
to! To deliberate on the citizen artillery! To go and jabber in the open
air over the jibes of the National Guard! And with whom are they to meet
there? Just see whither Jacobinism leads. I will bet anything you like, a
million against a counter, that there will be no one there but returned
convicts and released galley-slaves. The Republicans and the
galley-slaves,—they form but one nose and one handkerchief. Carnot
used to say: 'Where would you have me go, traitor?' Fouche replied:
'Wherever you please, imbecile!' That's what the Republicans are like."</p>
<p>"That is true," said Theodule.</p>
<p>M. Gillenormand half turned his head, saw Theodule, and went on:—</p>
<p>"When one reflects that that scoundrel was so vile as to turn carbonaro!
Why did you leave my house? To go and become a Republican! Pssst! In the
first place, the people want none of your republic, they have common
sense, they know well that there always have been kings, and that there
always will be; they know well that the people are only the people, after
all, they make sport of it, of your republic—do you understand,
idiot? Is it not a horrible caprice? To fall in love with Pere Duchesne,
to make sheep's-eyes at the guillotine, to sing romances, and play on the
guitar under the balcony of '93—it's enough to make one spit on all
these young fellows, such fools are they! They are all alike. Not one
escapes. It suffices for them to breathe the air which blows through the
street to lose their senses. The nineteenth century is poison. The first
scamp that happens along lets his beard grow like a goat's, thinks himself
a real scoundrel, and abandons his old relatives. He's a Republican, he's
a romantic. What does that mean, romantic? Do me the favor to tell me what
it is. All possible follies. A year ago, they ran to Hernani. Now, I just
ask you, Hernani! antitheses! abominations which are not even written in
French! And then, they have cannons in the courtyard of the Louvre. Such
are the rascalities of this age!"</p>
<p>"You are right, uncle," said Theodule.</p>
<p>M. Gillenormand resumed:—</p>
<p>"Cannons in the courtyard of the Museum! For what purpose? Do you want to
fire grape-shot at the Apollo Belvedere? What have those cartridges to do
with the Venus de Medici? Oh! the young men of the present day are all
blackguards! What a pretty creature is their Benjamin Constant! And those
who are not rascals are simpletons! They do all they can to make
themselves ugly, they are badly dressed, they are afraid of women, in the
presence of petticoats they have a mendicant air which sets the girls into
fits of laughter; on my word of honor, one would say the poor creatures
were ashamed of love. They are deformed, and they complete themselves by
being stupid; they repeat the puns of Tiercelin and Potier, they have sack
coats, stablemen's waistcoats, shirts of coarse linen, trousers of coarse
cloth, boots of coarse leather, and their rigmarole resembles their
plumage. One might make use of their jargon to put new soles on their old
shoes. And all this awkward batch of brats has political opinions, if you
please. Political opinions should be strictly forbidden. They fabricate
systems, they recast society, they demolish the monarchy, they fling all
laws to the earth, they put the attic in the cellar's place and my porter
in the place of the King, they turn Europe topsy-turvy, they reconstruct
the world, and all their love affairs consist in staring slily at the
ankles of the laundresses as these women climb into their carts. Ah!
Marius! Ah! you blackguard! to go and vociferate on the public place! to
discuss, to debate, to take measures! They call that measures, just God!
Disorder humbles itself and becomes silly. I have seen chaos, I now see a
mess. Students deliberating on the National Guard,—such a thing
could not be seen among the Ogibewas nor the Cadodaches! Savages who go
naked, with their noddles dressed like a shuttlecock, with a club in their
paws, are less of brutes than those bachelors of arts! The four-penny
monkeys! And they set up for judges! Those creatures deliberate and
ratiocinate! The end of the world is come! This is plainly the end of this
miserable terraqueous globe! A final hiccough was required, and France has
emitted it. Deliberate, my rascals! Such things will happen so long as
they go and read the newspapers under the arcades of the Odeon. That costs
them a sou, and their good sense, and their intelligence, and their heart
and their soul, and their wits. They emerge thence, and decamp from their
families. All newspapers are pests; all, even the Drapeau Blanc! At
bottom, Martainville was a Jacobin. Ah! just Heaven! you may boast of
having driven your grandfather to despair, that you may!"</p>
<p>"That is evident," said Theodule.</p>
<p>And profiting by the fact that M. Gillenormand was taking breath, the
lancer added in a magisterial manner:—</p>
<p>"There should be no other newspaper than the Moniteur, and no other book
than the Annuaire Militaire."</p>
<p>M. Gillenormand continued:—</p>
<p>"It is like their Sieyes! A regicide ending in a senator; for that is the
way they always end. They give themselves a scar with the address of thou
as citizens, in order to get themselves called, eventually, Monsieur le
Comte. Monsieur le Comte as big as my arm, assassins of September. The
philosopher Sieyes! I will do myself the justice to say, that I have never
had any better opinion of the philosophies of all those philosophers, than
of the spectacles of the grimacer of Tivoli! One day I saw the Senators
cross the Quai Malplaquet in mantles of violet velvet sown with bees, with
hats a la Henri IV. They were hideous. One would have pronounced them
monkeys from the tiger's court. Citizens, I declare to you, that your
progress is madness, that your humanity is a dream, that your revolution
is a crime, that your republic is a monster, that your young and virgin
France comes from the brothel, and I maintain it against all, whoever you
may be, whether journalists, economists, legists, or even were you better
judges of liberty, of equality, and fraternity than the knife of the
guillotine! And that I announce to you, my flne fellows!"</p>
<p>"Parbleu!" cried the lieutenant, "that is wonderfully true."</p>
<p>M. Gillenormand paused in a gesture which he had begun, wheeled round,
stared Lancer Theodule intently in the eyes, and said to him:—</p>
<p>"You are a fool."</p>
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