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<h1> THE CRIMES OF ENGLAND </h1>
<h2> By Gilbert K. Chesterton </h2>
<h3> MCMXVI </h3>
<h3> 1916 </h3>
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<p><i>DETAILED CONTENTS</i><br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER I<br/>
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SOME WORDS TO PROFESSOR WHIRLWIND<br/>
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The German Professor, his need of Education<br/>
for Debate—Three Mistakes of German<br/>
Controversialists—The Multiplicity of<br/>
Excuses—Falsehood against Experience—<br/>
Kultur preached by Unkultur—The Mistake<br/>
about Bernard Shaw—German Lack of<br/>
Welt-Politik—Where England is really<br/>
Wrong.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER II<br/>
<br/>
THE PROTESTANT HERO<br/>
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Suitable Finale for the German Emperor—Frederick<br/>
II. and the Power of<br/>
Fear—German Influence in England since<br/>
Lather—Our German Kings and Allies—<br/>
Triumph of Frederick the Great.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER III<br/>
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THE ENIGMA OF WATERLOO<br/>
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How we helped Napoleon—The Revolution<br/>
and the Two Germanics—Religious<br/>
Resistance of Austria and Russia—Irreligious<br/>
Resistance of Prussia and England—Negative<br/>
Irreligion of England—its Idealism<br/>
in Snobbishness—Positive Irreligion of<br/>
Prussia; no Idealism in Anything—Allegory<br/>
and the French Revolution—The Dual<br/>
Personality of England; the Double Battle—Triumph<br/>
of Blucher.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER IV<br/>
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THE COMING OF THE JANISSARIES<br/>
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The Sad Story of Lord Salisbury—Ireland<br/>
and Heligoland—The Young Men of<br/>
Ireland—The Dirty Work—The Use of<br/>
German Mercenaries—The Unholy Alliance—Triumph<br/>
of the German Mercenaries.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER V<br/>
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THE LOST ENGLAND<br/>
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Truth about England and Ireland—Murder<br/>
and the Two Travellers—Real Defence<br/>
of England—The Lost Revolution—Story<br/>
of Cobbett and the Germans—Historical<br/>
Accuracy of Cobbett—Violence of the English<br/>
Language—Exaggerated Truths versus<br/>
Exaggerated Lies—Defeat of the People—Triumph<br/>
of the German Mercenaries.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER VI<br/>
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HAMLET AND THE DANES<br/>
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Degeneration of Grimm's Fairy Tales—From<br/>
Tales of Terror to Tales of Terrorism—German<br/>
Mistake of being Deep—The<br/>
Germanisation of Shakespeare—Carlyle and<br/>
the Spoilt Child—The Test of Teutonism—<br/>
Hell or Hans Andersen—Causes of English<br/>
Inaction—Barbarism and Splendid Isolation—<br/>
The Peace of the Plutocrats—Hamlet<br/>
the Englishman—The Triumph of Bismarck.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER VII<br/>
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THE MIDNIGHT OF EUROPE<br/>
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The Two Napoleons—Their Ultimate<br/>
Success—The Interlude of Sedan—The<br/>
Meaning of an Emperor—The Triumph of<br/>
Versailles—The True Innocence of England—<br/>
Triumph of the Kaiser.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER VIII<br/>
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THE WRONG HORSE<br/>
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Lord Salisbury Again—The Influence of<br/>
1870—The Fairy Tale of Teutonism—The<br/>
Adoration of the Crescent—The Reign of<br/>
the Cynics—Last Words to Professor<br/>
Whirlwind.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER IX<br/>
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THE AWAKENING OF ENGLAND<br/>
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The March of Montenegro—The Anti-Servile<br/>
State—The Prussian Preparation—The<br/>
Sleep of England—The Awakening of<br/>
England.<br/></p>
<p>CHAPTER X<br/>
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THE BATTLE OF THE MARNE<br/>
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The Hour of Peril—The Human Deluge—The<br/>
English at the Marne.<br/></p>
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<p><b>CONTENTS</b></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>THE CRIMES OF ENGLAND</b> </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. — <i>Some Words to Professor
Whirlwind</i> </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. — <i>The Protestant Hero</i></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. — <i>The Enigma of Waterloo</i></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. — <i>The Coming of the
Janissaries</i> </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. — <i>The Lost England</i> </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. — <i>Hamlet and the Danes</i></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. — <i>The Midnight of Europe</i></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. — <i>The Wrong Horse</i> </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. — <i>The Awakening of England</i></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. — <i>The Battle of the Marne</i></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0012"> <i>NOTE ON THE WORD "ENGLISH"</i> </SPAN></p>
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<h1> THE CRIMES OF ENGLAND </h1>
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<h2> CHAPTER I. — <i>Some Words to Professor Whirlwind</i> </h2>
<h3> DEAR PROFESSOR WHIRLWIND, </h3>
<p>Your name in the original German is too much for me; and this is the
nearest I propose to get to it: but under the majestic image of pure wind
marching in a movement wholly circular I seem to see, as in a vision,
something of your mind. But the grand isolation of your thoughts leads you
to express them in such words as are gratifying to yourself, and have an
inconspicuous or even an unfortunate effect upon others. If anything were
really to be made of your moral campaign against the English nation, it
was clearly necessary that somebody, if it were only an Englishman, should
show you how to leave off professing philosophy and begin to practise it.
I have therefore sold myself into the Prussian service, and in return for
a cast-off suit of the Emperor's clothes (the uniform of an English
midshipman), a German hausfrau's recipe for poison gas, two penny cigars,
and twenty-five Iron Crosses, I have consented to instruct you in the
rudiments of international controversy. Of this part of my task I have
here little to say that is not covered by a general adjuration to you to
observe certain elementary rules. They are, roughly speaking, as follows:—</p>
<p>First, stick to one excuse. Thus if a tradesman, with whom your social
relations are slight, should chance to find you toying with the coppers in
his till, you may possibly explain that you are interested in Numismatics
and are a Collector of Coins; and he may possibly believe you. But if you
tell him afterwards that you pitied him for being overloaded with unwieldy
copper discs, and were in the act of replacing them by a silver sixpence
of your own, this further explanation, so far from increasing his
confidence in your motives, will (strangely enough) actually decrease it.
And if you are so unwise as to be struck by yet another brilliant idea,
and tell him that the pennies were all bad pennies, which you were
concealing to save him from a police prosecution for coining, the
tradesman may even be so wayward as to institute a police prosecution
himself. Now this is not in any way an exaggeration of the way in which
you have knocked the bottom out of any case you may ever conceivably have
had in such matters as the sinking of the <i>Lusitania</i>. With my own
eyes I have seen the following explanations, apparently proceeding from
your pen, (i) that the ship was a troop-ship carrying soldiers from
Canada; (ii) that if it wasn't, it was a merchant-ship unlawfully carrying
munitions for the soldiers in France; (iii) that, as the passengers on the
ship had been warned in an advertisement, Germany was justified in blowing
them to the moon; (iv) that there were guns, and the ship had to be
torpedoed because the English captain was just going to fire them off; (v)
that the English or American authorities, by throwing the <i>Lusitania</i>
at the heads of the German commanders, subjected them to an insupportable
temptation; which was apparently somehow demonstrated or intensified by
the fact that the ship came up to schedule time, there being some
mysterious principle by which having tea at tea-time justifies poisoning
the tea; (vi) that the ship was not sunk by the Germans at all but by the
English, the English captain having deliberately tried to drown himself
and some thousand of his own countrymen in order to cause an exchange of
stiff notes between Mr. Wilson and the Kaiser. If this interesting story
be true, I can only say that such frantic and suicidal devotion to the
most remote interests of his country almost earns the captain pardon for
the crime. But do you not see, my dear Professor, that the very richness
and variety of your inventive genius throws a doubt upon each explanation
when considered in itself? We who read you in England reach a condition of
mind in which it no longer very much matters what explanation you offer,
or whether you offer any at all. We are prepared to hear that you sank the
<i>Lusitania</i> because the sea-born sons of England would live more
happily as deep-sea fishes, or that every person on board was coming home
to be hanged. You have explained yourself so completely, in this clear
way, to the Italians that they have declared war on you, and if you go on
explaining yourself so clearly to the Americans they may quite possibly do
the same.</p>
<p>Second, when telling such lies as may seem necessary to your international
standing, do not tell the lies to the people who know the truth. Do not
tell the Eskimos that snow is bright green; nor tell the negroes in Africa
that the sun never shines in that Dark Continent. Rather tell the Eskimos
that the sun never shines in Africa; and then, turning to the tropical
Africans, see if they will believe that snow is green. Similarly, the
course indicated for you is to slander the Russians to the English and the
English to the Russians; and there are hundreds of good old reliable
slanders which can still be used against both of them. There are probably
still Russians who believe that every English gentleman puts a rope round
his wife's neck and sells her in Smithfield. There are certainly still
Englishmen who believe that every Russian gentleman takes a rope to his
wife's back and whips her every day. But these stories, picturesque and
useful as they are, have a limit to their use like everything else; and
the limit consists in the fact that they are not <i>true</i>, and that
there necessarily exists a group of persons who know they are not true. It
is so with matters of fact about which you asseverate so positively to us,
as if they were matters of opinion. Scarborough might be a fortress; but
it is not. I happen to know it is not. Mr. Morel may deserve to be
universally admired in England; but he is not universally admired in
England. Tell the Russians that he is by all means; but do not tell us. We
have seen him; we have also seen Scarborough. You should think of this
before you speak.</p>
<p>Third, don't perpetually boast that you are cultured in language which
proves that you are not. You claim to thrust yourself upon everybody on
the ground that you are stuffed with wit and wisdom, and have enough for
the whole world. But people who have wit enough for the whole world, have
wit enough for a whole newspaper paragraph. And you can seldom get through
even a whole paragraph without being monotonous, or irrelevant, or
unintelligible, or self-contradictory, or broken-minded generally. If you
have something to teach us, teach it to us now. If you propose to convert
us after you have conquered us, why not convert us before you have
conquered us? As it is, we cannot believe what you say about your superior
education because of the way in which you say it. If an Englishman says,
"I don't make no mistakes in English, not me," we can understand his
remark; but we cannot endorse it. To say, "Je parler le Frenche language,
non demi," is comprehensible, but not convincing. And when you say, as you
did in a recent appeal to the Americans, that the Germanic Powers have
sacrificed a great deal of "red fluid" in defence of their culture, we
point out to you that cultured people do not employ such a literary style.
Or when you say that the Belgians were so ignorant as to think they were
being butchered when they weren't, we only wonder whether <i>you</i> are
so ignorant as to think you are being believed when you aren't. Thus, for
instance, when you brag about burning Venice to express your contempt for
"tourists," we cannot think much of the culture, as culture, which
supposes St. Mark's to be a thing for tourists instead of historians.
This, however, would be the least part of our unfavourable judgment. That
judgment is complete when we have read such a paragraph as this,
prominently displayed in a paper in which you specially spread yourself:
"That the Italians have a perfect knowledge of the fact that this city of
antiquities and tourists is subject, and rightly subject, to attack and
bombardment, is proved by the measures they took at the beginning of the
war to remove some of their greatest art treasures." Now culture may or
may not include the power to admire antiquities, and to restrain oneself
from the pleasure of breaking them like toys. But culture does,
presumably, include the power to think. For less laborious intellects than
your own it is generally sufficient to think once. But if you will think
twice or twenty times, it cannot but dawn on you that there is something
wrong in the reasoning by which the placing of diamonds in a safe proves
that they are "rightly subject" to a burglar. The incessant assertion of
such things can do little to spread your superior culture; and if you say
them too often people may even begin to doubt whether you have any
superior culture after all. The earnest friend now advising you cannot but
grieve at such incautious garrulity. If you confined yourself to single
words, uttered at intervals of about a month or so, no one could possibly
raise any rational objection, or subject them to any rational criticism.
In time you might come to use whole sentences without revealing the real
state of things.</p>
<p>Through neglect of these maxims, my dear Professor, every one of your
attacks upon England has gone wide. In pure fact they have not touched the
spot, which the real critics of England know to be a very vulnerable spot.
We have a real critic of England in Mr. Bernard Shaw, whose name you
parade but apparently cannot spell; for in the paper to which I have
referred he is called Mr. Bernhard Shaw. Perhaps you think he and
Bernhardi are the same man. But if you quoted Mr. Bernard Shaw's statement
instead of misquoting his name, you would find that his criticism of
England is exactly the opposite of your own; and naturally, for it is a
rational criticism. He does not blame England for being against Germany.
He does most definitely blame England for not being sufficiently firmly
and emphatically on the side of Russia. He is not such a fool as to accuse
Sir Edward Grey of being a fiendish Machiavelli plotting against Germany;
he accuses him of being an amiable aristocratic stick who failed to
frighten the Junkers from their plan of war. Now, it is not in the least a
question of whether we happen to like this quality or that: Mr. Shaw, I
rather fancy, would dislike such verbose compromise more than downright
plotting. It is simply the fact that Englishmen like Grey are open to Mr.
Shaw's attack and are not open to yours. It is not true that the English
were sufficiently clearheaded or self-controlled to conspire for the
destruction of Germany. Any man who knows England, any man who hates
England as one hates a living thing, will tell you it is not true. The
English may be snobs, they may be plutocrats, they may be hypocrites, but
they are not, as a fact, plotters; and I gravely doubt whether they could
be if they wanted to. The mass of the people are perfectly incapable of
plotting at all, and if the small ring of rich people who finance our
politics were plotting for anything, it was for peace at almost any price.
Any Londoner who knows the London streets and newspapers as he knows the
Nelson column or the Inner Circle, knows that there were men in the
governing class and in the Cabinet who were literally thirsting to defend
Germany until Germany, by her own act, became indefensible. If they said
nothing in support of the tearing up of the promise of peace to Belgium,
it is simply because there was nothing to be said.</p>
<p>You were the first people to talk about World-Politics; and the first
people to disregard them altogether. Even your foreign policy is domestic
policy. It does not even apply to any people who are not Germans; and of
your wild guesses about some twenty other peoples, not one has gone right
even by accident. Your two or three shots at my own not immaculate land
have been such that you would have been much nearer the truth if you had
tried to invade England by crossing the Caucasus, or to discover England
among the South Sea Islands. With your first delusion, that our courage
was calculated and malignant when in truth our very corruption was timid
and confused, I have already dealt. The case is the same with your second
favourite phrase; that the British army is mercenary. You learnt it in
books and not in battlefields; and I should like to be present at a scene
in which you tried to bribe the most miserable little loafer in
Hammersmith as if he were a cynical condottiere selling his spear to some
foreign city. It is not the fact, my dear sir. You have been misinformed.
The British Army is not at this moment a hireling army any more than it is
a conscript army. It is a volunteer army in the strict sense of the word;
nor do I object to your calling it an amateur army. There is no
compulsion, and there is next to no pay. It is at this moment drawn from
every class of the community, and there are very few classes which would
not earn a little more money in their ordinary trades. It numbers very
nearly as many men as it would if it were a conscript army; that is with
the necessary margin of men unable to serve or needed to serve otherwise.
Ours is a country in which that democratic spirit which is common to
Christendom is rather unusually sluggish and far below the surface. And
the most genuine and purely popular movement that we have had since the
Chartists has been the enlistment for this war. By all means say that such
vague and sentimental volunteering is valueless in war if you think so; or
even if you don't think so. By all means say that Germany is unconquerable
and that we cannot really kill you. But if you say that we do not really
want to kill you, you do us an injustice. You do indeed.</p>
<p>I need not consider the yet crazier things that some of you have said; as
that the English intend to keep Calais and fight France as well as Germany
for the privilege of purchasing a frontier and the need to keep a
conscript army. That, also, is out of books, and pretty mouldy old books
at that. It was said, I suppose, to gain sympathy among the French, and is
therefore not my immediate business, as they are eminently capable of
looking after themselves. I merely drop one word in passing, lest you
waste your powerful intellect on such projects. The English may some day
forgive you; the French never will. You Teutons are too light and fickle
to understand the Latin seriousness. My only concern is to point out that
about England, at least, you are invariably and miraculously wrong.</p>
<p>Now speaking seriously, my dear Professor, it will not do. It could be
easy to fence with you for ever and parry every point you attempt to make,
until English people began to think there was nothing wrong with England
at all. But I refuse to play for safety in this way. There is a very great
deal that is really wrong with England, and it ought not to be forgotten
even in the full blaze of your marvellous mistakes. I cannot have my
countrymen tempted to those pleasures of intellectual pride which are the
result of comparing themselves with you. The deep collapse and yawning
chasm of your ineptitude leaves me upon a perilous spiritual elevation.
Your mistakes are matters of fact; but to enumerate them does not exhaust
the truth. For instance, the learned man who rendered the phrase in an
English advertisement "cut you dead" as "hack you to death," was in error;
but to say that many such advertisements are vulgar is not an error.
Again, it is true that the English poor are harried and insecure, with
insufficient instinct for armed revolt, though you will be wrong if you
say that they are occupied literally in shooting the moon. It is true that
the average Englishman is too much attracted by aristocratic society;
though you will be in error if you quote dining with Duke Humphrey as an
example of it. In more ways than one you forget what is meant by idiom.</p>
<p>I have therefore thought it advisable to provide you with a catalogue of
the real crimes of England; and I have selected them on a principle which
cannot fail to interest and please you. On many occasions we have been
very wrong indeed. We were very wrong indeed when we took part in
preventing Europe from putting a term to the impious piracies of Frederick
the Great. We were very wrong indeed when we allowed the triumph over
Napoleon to be soiled with the mire and blood of Blucher's sullen savages.
We were very wrong indeed when we allowed the peaceful King of Denmark to
be robbed in broad daylight by a brigand named Bismarck; and when we
allowed the Prussian swashbucklers to enslave and silence the French
provinces which they could neither govern nor persuade. We were very wrong
indeed when we flung to such hungry adventurers a position so important as
Heligoland. We were very wrong indeed when we praised the soulless
Prussian education and copied the soulless Prussian laws. Knowing that you
will mingle your tears with mine over this record of English wrong-doing,
I dedicate it to you, and I remain,</p>
<p>Yours reverently,</p>
<h3> G. K. CHESTERTON </h3>
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<h2> CHAPTER II. — <i>The Protestant Hero</i> </h2>
<p>A question is current in our looser English journalism touching what
should be done with the German Emperor after a victory of the Allies. Our
more feminine advisers incline to the view that he should be shot. This is
to make a mistake about the very nature of hereditary monarchy. Assuredly
the Emperor William at his worst would be entitled to say to his amiable
Crown Prince what Charles II. said when his brother warned him of the
plots of assassins: "They will never kill me to make you king." Others, of
greater monstrosity of mind, have suggested that he should be sent to St.
Helena. So far as an estimate of his historical importance goes, he might
as well be sent to Mount Calvary. What we have to deal with is an elderly,
nervous, not unintelligent person who happens to be a Hohenzollern; and
who, to do him justice, does think more of the Hohenzollerns as a sacred
caste than of his own particular place in it. In such families the old
boast and motto of hereditary kingship has a horrible and degenerate
truth. The king never dies; he only decays for ever.</p>
<p>If it were a matter of the smallest importance what happened to the
Emperor William when once his house had been disarmed, I should satisfy my
fancy with another picture of his declining years; a conclusion that would
be peaceful, humane, harmonious, and forgiving.</p>
<p>In various parts of the lanes and villages of South England the pedestrian
will come upon an old and quiet public-house, decorated with a dark and
faded portrait in a cocked hat and the singular inscription, "The King of
Prussia." These inn signs probably commemorate the visit of the Allies
after 1815, though a great part of the English middle classes may well
have connected them with the time when Frederick II. was earning his title
of the Great, along with a number of other territorial titles to which he
had considerably less claim. Sincere and simple-hearted Dissenting
ministers would dismount before that sign (for in those days Dissenters
drank beer like Christians, and indeed manufactured most of it) and would
pledge the old valour and the old victory of him whom they called the
Protestant Hero. We should be using every word with literal exactitude if
we said that he was really something devilish like a hero. Whether he was
a Protestant hero or not can be decided best by those who have read the
correspondence of a writer calling himself Voltaire, who was quite shocked
at Frederick's utter lack of religion of any kind. But the little
Dissenter drank his beer in all innocence and rode on. And the great
blasphemer of Potsdam would have laughed had he known; it was a jest after
his own heart. Such was the jest he made when he called upon the emperors
to come to communion, and partake of the eucharistic body of Poland. Had
he been such a Bible reader as the Dissenter doubtless thought him, he
might haply have foreseen the vengeance of humanity upon his house. He
might have known what Poland was and was yet to be; he might have known
that he ate and drank to his damnation, discerning not the body of God.</p>
<p>Whether the placing of the present German Emperor in charge of one of
these wayside public-houses would be a jest after <i>his</i> own heart
possibly remains to be seen. But it would be much more melodious and
fitting an end than any of the sublime euthanasias which his enemies
provide for him. That old sign creaking above him as he sat on the bench
outside his home of exile would be a much more genuine memory of the real
greatness of his race than the modern and almost gimcrack stars and
garters that were pulled in Windsor Chapel. From modern knighthood has
departed all shadow of chivalry; how far we have travelled from it can
easily be tested by the mere suggestion that Sir Thomas Lipton, let us
say, should wear his lady's sleeve round his hat or should watch his
armour in the Chapel of St. Thomas of Canterbury. The giving and receiving
of the Garter among despots and diplomatists is now only part of that sort
of pottering mutual politeness which keeps the peace in an insecure and
insincere state of society. But that old blackened wooden sign is at least
and after all the sign of something; the sign of the time when one
solitary Hohenzollern did not only set fire to fields and cities, but did
truly set on fire the minds of men, even though it were fire from hell.</p>
<p>Everything was young once, even Frederick the Great. It was an appropriate
preface to the terrible epic of Prussia that it began with an unnatural
tragedy of the loss of youth. That blind and narrow savage who was the
boy's father had just sufficient difficulty in stamping out every trace of
decency in him, to show that some such traces must have been there. If the
younger and greater Frederick ever had a heart, it was a broken heart;
broken by the same blow that broke his flute. When his only friend was
executed before his eyes, there were two corpses to be borne away; and one
to be borne on a high war-horse through victory after victory: but with a
small bottle of poison in the pocket. It is not irrelevant thus to pause
upon the high and dark house of his childhood. For the peculiar quality
which marks out Prussian arms and ambitions from all others of the kind
consists in this wrinkled and premature antiquity. There is something
comparatively boyish about the triumphs of all the other tyrants. There
was something better than ambition in the beauty and ardour of the young
Napoleon. He was at least a lover; and his first campaign was like a
love-story. All that was pagan in him worshipped the Republic as men
worship a woman, and all that was Catholic in him understood the paradox
of Our Lady of Victories. Henry VIII., a far less reputable person, was in
his early days a good knight of the later and more florid school of
chivalry; we might almost say that he was a fine old English gentleman so
long as he was young. Even Nero was loved in his first days: and there
must have been some cause to make that Christian maiden cast flowers on
his dishonourable grave. But the spirit of the great Hohenzollern smelt
from the first of the charnel. He came out to his first victory like one
broken by defeats; his strength was stripped to the bone and fearful as a
fleshless resurrection; for the worst of what could come had already
befallen him. The very construction of his kingship was built upon the
destruction of his manhood. He had known the final shame; his soul had
surrendered to force. He could not redress that wrong; he could only
repeat it and repay it. He could make the souls of his soldiers surrender
to his gibbet and his whipping-post; he could 'make the souls of the
nations surrender to his soldiers. He could only break men in as he had
been broken; while he could break in, he could never break out. He could
not slay in anger, nor even sin with simplicity. Thus he stands alone
among the conquerors of their kind; his madness was not due to a mere
misdirection of courage. Before the whisper of war had come to him the
foundations of his audacity had been laid in fear.</p>
<p>Of the work he did in this world there need be no considerable debate. It
was romantic, if it be romantic that the dragon should swallow St. George.
He turned a small country into a great one: he made a new diplomacy by the
fulness and far-flung daring of his lies: he took away from criminality
all reproach of carelessness and incompleteness. He achieved an amiable
combination of thrift and theft. He undoubtedly gave to stark plunder
something of the solidity of property. He protected whatever he stole as
simpler men protect whatever they have earned or inherited. He turned his
hollow eyes with a sort of loathsome affection upon the territories which
had most reluctantly become his: at the end of the Seven Years' War men
knew as little how he was to be turned out of Silesia as they knew why he
had ever been allowed in it. In Poland, like a devil in possession, he
tore asunder the body he inhabited; but it was long before any man dreamed
that such disjected limbs could live again. Nor were the effects of his
break from Christian tradition confined to Christendom; Macaulay's
world-wide generalisation is very true though very Macaulayese. But
though, in a long view, he scattered the seeds of war all over the world,
his own last days were passed in a long and comparatively prosperous
peace; a peace which received and perhaps deserved a certain praise: a
peace with which many European peoples were content. For though he did not
understand justice, he could understand moderation. He was the most
genuine and the most wicked of pacifists. He did not want any more wars.
He had tortured and beggared all his neighbours; but he bore them no
malice for it.</p>
<p>The immediate cause of that spirited disaster, the intervention of England
on behalf of the new Hohenzollern throne, was due, of course, to the
national policy of the first William Pitt. He was the kind of man whose
vanity and simplicity are too easily overwhelmed by the obvious. He saw
nothing in a European crisis except a war with France; and nothing in a
war with France except a repetition of the rather fruitless glories of
Agincourt and Malplaquet. He was of the Erastian Whigs, sceptical but
still healthy-minded, and neither good enough nor bad enough to understand
that even the war of that irreligious age was ultimately a religious war.
He had not a shade of irony in his whole being; and beside Frederick,
already as old as sin, he was like a rather brilliant schoolboy.</p>
<p>But the direct causes were not the only causes, nor the true ones. The
true causes were connected with the triumph of one of the two traditions
which had long been struggling in England. And it is pathetic to record
that the foreign tradition was then represented by two of the ablest men
of that age, Frederick of Prussia and Pitt; while what was really the old
English tradition was represented by two of the stupidest men that mankind
ever tolerated in any age, George III. and Lord Bute. Bute was the
figurehead of a group of Tories who set about fulfilling the fine if
fanciful scheme for a democratic monarchy sketched by Bolingbroke in "The
Patriot King." It was bent in all sincerity on bringing men's minds back
to what are called domestic affairs, affairs as domestic as George III. It
might have arrested the advancing corruption of Parliaments and enclosure
of country-sides, by turning men's minds from the foreign glories of the
great Whigs like Churchill and Chatham; and one of its first acts was to
terminate the alliance with Prussia. Unfortunately, whatever was
picturesque in the piracy of Potsdam was beyond the imagination of
Windsor. But whatever was prosaic in Potsdam was already established at
Windsor; the economy of cold mutton, the heavy-handed taste in the arts,
and the strange northern blend of boorishness with etiquette. If
Bolingbroke's ideas had been applied by a spirited person, by a Stuart,
for example, or even by Queen Elizabeth (who had real spirit along with
her extraordinary vulgarity), the national soul might have broken free
from its new northern chains. But it was the irony of the situation that
the King to whom Tories appealed as a refuge from Germanism was himself a
German.</p>
<p>We have thus to refer the origins of the German influence in England back
to the beginning of the Hanoverian Succession; and thence back to the
quarrel between the King and the lawyers which had issue at Naseby; and
thence again to the angry exit of Henry VIII. from the mediaeval council
of Europe. It is easy to exaggerate the part played in the matter by that
great and human, though very pagan person, Martin Luther. Henry VIII. was
sincere in his hatred for the heresies of the German monk, for in
speculative opinions Henry was wholly Catholic; and the two wrote against
each other innumerable pages, largely consisting of terms of abuse, which
were pretty well deserved on both sides. But Luther was not a Lutheran. He
was a sign of the break-up of Catholicism; but he was not a builder of
Protestantism. The countries which became corporately and democratically
Protestant, Scotland, for instance, and Holland, followed Calvin and not
Luther. And Calvin was a Frenchman; an unpleasant Frenchman, it is true,
but one full of that French capacity for creating official entities which
can really act, and have a kind of impersonal personality, such as the
French Monarchy or the Terror. Luther was an anarchist, and therefore a
dreamer. He made that which is, perhaps, in the long run, the fullest and
most shining manifestation of failure; he made a name. Calvin made an
active, governing, persecuting thing, called the Kirk. There is something
expressive of him in the fact that he called even his work of abstract
theology "The Institutes."</p>
<p>In England, however, there were elements of chaos more akin to Luther than
to Calvin. And we may thus explain many things which appear rather
puzzling in our history, notably the victory of Cromwell not only over the
English Royalists but over the Scotch Covenanters. It was the victory of
that more happy-go-lucky sort of Protestantism, which had in it much of
aristocracy but much also of liberty, over that logical ambition of the
Kirk which would have made Protestantism, if possible, as constructive as
Catholicism had been. It might be called the victory of Individualist
Puritanism over Socialist Puritanism. It was what Milton meant when he
said that the new presbyter was an exaggeration of the old priest; it was
his <i>office</i> that acted, and acted very harshly. The enemies of the
Presbyterians were not without a meaning when they called themselves
Independents. To this day no one can understand Scotland who does not
realise that it retains much of its mediæval sympathy with France, the
French equality, the French pronunciation of Latin, and, strange as it may
sound, is in nothing so French as in its Presbyterianism.</p>
<p>In this loose and negative sense only it may be said that the great modern
mistakes of England can be traced to Luther. It is true only in this, that
both in Germany and England a Protestantism softer and less abstract than
Calvinism was found useful to the compromises of courtiers and
aristocrats; for every abstract creed does something for human equality.
Lutheranism in Germany rapidly became what it is to-day—a religion
of court chaplains. The reformed church in England became something
better; it became a profession for the younger sons of squires. But these
parallel tendencies, in all their strength and weakness, reached, as it
were, symbolic culmination when the mediæval monarchy was extinguished,
and the English squires gave to what was little more than a German squire
the damaged and diminished crown.</p>
<p>It must be remembered that the Germanics were at that time used as a sort
of breeding-ground for princes. There is a strange process in history by
which things that decay turn into the very opposite of themselves. Thus in
England Puritanism began as the hardest of creeds, but has ended as the
softest; soft-hearted and not unfrequently soft-headed. Of old the Puritan
in war was certainly the Puritan at his best; it was the Puritan in peace
whom no Christian could be expected to stand. Yet those Englishmen to-day
who claim descent from the great militarists of 1649 express the utmost
horror of militarism. An inversion of an opposite kind has taken place in
Germany. Out of the country that was once valued as providing a perpetual
supply of kings small enough to be stop-gaps, has come the modern menace
of the one great king who would swallow the kingdoms of the earth. But the
old German kingdoms preserved, and were encouraged to preserve, the good
things that go with small interests and strict boundaries, music,
etiquette, a dreamy philosophy, and so on. They were small enough to be
universal. Their outlook could afford to be in some degree broad and
many-sided. They had the impartiality of impotence. All this has been
utterly reversed, and we find ourselves at war with a Germany whose powers
are the widest and whose outlook is the narrowest in the world.</p>
<p>It is true, of course, that the English squires put themselves over the
new German prince rather than under him. They put the crown on him as an
extinguisher. It was part of the plan that the new-comer, though royal,
should be almost rustic. Hanover must be one of England's possessions and
not England one of Hanover's. But the fact that the court became a German
court prepared the soil, so to speak; English politics were already
subconsciously committed to two centuries of the belittlement of France
and the gross exaggeration of Germany. The period can be symbolically
marked out by Carteret, proud of talking German at the beginning of the
period, and Lord Haldane, proud of talking German at the end of it.
Culture is already almost beginning to be spelt with a k. But all such
pacific and only slowly growing Teutonism was brought to a crisis and a
decision when the voice of Pitt called us, like a trumpet, to the rescue
of the Protestant Hero.</p>
<p>Among all the monarchs of that faithless age, the nearest to a man was a
woman. Maria Theresa of Austria was a German of the more generous sort,
limited in a domestic rather than a national sense, firm in the ancient
faith at which all her own courtiers were sneering, and as brave as a
young lioness. Frederick hated her as he hated everything German and
everything good. He sets forth in his own memoirs, with that clearness
which adds something almost superhuman to the mysterious vileness of his
character, how he calculated on her youth, her inexperience and her lack
of friends as proof that she could be despoiled with safety. He invaded
Silesia in advance of his own declaration of war (as if he had run on
ahead to say it was coming) and this new anarchic trick, combined with the
corruptibility of nearly all the other courts, left him after the two
Silesian wars in possession of the stolen goods. But Maria Theresa had
refused to submit to the immorality of nine points of the law. By appeals
and concessions to France, Russia, and other powers, she contrived to
create something which, against the atheist innovator even in that atheist
age, stood up for an instant like a spectre of the Crusades. Had that
Crusade been universal and whole-hearted, the great new precedent of mere
force and fraud would have been broken; and the whole appalling judgment
which is fallen upon Christendom would have passed us by. But the other
Crusaders were only half in earnest for Europe; Frederick was quite in
earnest for Prussia; and he sought for allies, by whose aid this weak
revival of good might be stamped out, and his adamantine impudence endure
for ever. The allies he found were the English. It is not pleasant for an
Englishman to have to write the words.</p>
<p>This was the first act of the tragedy, and with it we may leave Frederick,
for we are done with the fellow though not with his work. It is enough to
add that if we call all his after actions satanic, it is not a term of
abuse, but of theology. He was a Tempter. He dragged the other kings to
"partake of the body of Poland," and learn the meaning of the Black Mass.
Poland lay prostrate before three giants in armour, and her name passed
into a synonym for failure. The Prussians, with their fine magnanimity,
gave lectures on the hereditary maladies of the man they had murdered.
They could not conceive of life in those limbs; and the time was far off
when they should be undeceived. In that day five nations were to partake
not of the body, but of the spirit of Poland; and the trumpet of the
resurrection of the peoples should be blown from Warsaw to the western
isles.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER III. — <i>The Enigma of Waterloo</i> </h2>
<p>That great Englishman Charles Fox, who was as national as Nelson, went to
his death with the firm conviction that England had made Napoleon. He did
not mean, of course, that any other Italian gunner would have done just as
well; but he did mean that by forcing the French back on their guns, as it
were, we had made their chief gunner necessarily their chief citizen. Had
the French Republic been left alone, it would probably have followed the
example of most other ideal experiments; and praised peace along with
progress and equality. It would almost certainly have eyed with the
coldest suspicion any adventurer who appeared likely to substitute his
personality for the pure impersonality of the Sovereign People; and would
have considered it the very flower of republican chastity to provide a
Brutus for such a Caesar. But if it was undesirable that equality should
be threatened by a citizen, it was intolerable that it should be simply
forbidden by a foreigner. If France could not put up with French soldiers
she would very soon have to put up with Austrian soldiers; and it would be
absurd if, having decided to rely on soldiering, she had hampered the best
French soldier even on the ground that he was not French. So that whether
we regard Napoleon as a hero rushing to the country's help, or a tyrant
profiting by the country's extremity, it is equally clear that those who
made the war made the war-lord; and those who tried to destroy the
Republic were those who created the Empire. So, at least, Fox argued
against that much less English prig who would have called him unpatriotic;
and he threw the blame upon Pitt's Government for having joined the
anti-French alliance, and so tipped up the scale in favour of a military
France. But whether he was right or no, he would have been the readiest to
admit that England was not the first to fly at the throat of the young
Republic. Something in Europe much vaster and vaguer had from the first
stirred against it. What was it then that first made war—and made
Napoleon? There is only one possible answer: the Germans. This is the
second act of our drama of the degradation of England to the level of
Germany. And it has this very important development; that Germany means by
this time <i>all</i> the Germans, just as it does to-day. The savagery of
Prussia and the stupidity of Austria are now combined. Mercilessness and
muddleheadedness are met together; unrighteousness and unreasonableness
have kissed each other; and the tempter and the tempted are agreed. The
great and good Maria Theresa was already old. She had a son who was a
philosopher of the school of Frederick; also a daughter who was more
fortunate, for she was guillotined. It was natural, no doubt, that her
brother and relatives should disapprove of the incident; but it occurred
long after the whole Germanic power had been hurled against the new
Republic. Louis XVI. himself was still alive and nominally ruling when the
first pressure came from Prussia and Austria, demanding that the trend of
the French emancipation should be reversed. It is impossible to deny,
therefore, that what the united Germanics were resolved to destroy was the
reform and not even the Revolution. The part which Joseph of Austria
played in the matter is symbolic. For he was what is called an enlightened
despot, which is the worst kind of despot. He was as irreligious as
Frederick the Great, but not so disgusting or amusing. The old and kindly
Austrian family, of which Maria Theresa was the affectionate mother, and
Marie Antoinette the rather uneducated daughter, was already superseded
and summed up by a rather dried-up young man self-schooled to a Prussian
efficiency. The needle is already veering northward. Prussia is already
beginning to be the captain of the Germanics "in shining armour." Austria
is already becoming a loyal <i>sekundant</i>.</p>
<p>But there still remains one great difference between Austria and Prussia
which developed more and more as the energy of the young Napoleon was
driven like a wedge between them. The difference can be most shortly
stated by saying that Austria did, in some blundering and barbaric way,
care for Europe; but Prussia cared for nothing but Prussia. Austria is not
a nation; you cannot really find Austria on the map. But Austria is a kind
of Empire; a Holy Roman Empire that never came, an expanding and
contracting-dream. It does feel itself, in a vague patriarchal way, the
leader, not of a nation, but of nations. It is like some dying Emperor of
Rome in the decline; who should admit that the legions had been withdrawn
from Britain or from Parthia, but would feel it as fundamentally natural
that they should have been there, as in Sicily or Southern Gaul. I would
not assert that the aged Francis Joseph imagines that he is Emperor of
Scotland or of Denmark; but I should guess that he retains some notion
that if he did rule both the Scots and the Danes, it would not be more
incongruous than his ruling both the Hungarians and the Poles. This
cosmopolitanism of Austria has in it a kind of shadow of responsibility
for Christendom. And it was this that made the difference between its
proceedings and those of the purely selfish adventurer from the north, the
wild dog of Pomerania.</p>
<p>It may be believed, as Fox himself came at last to believe, that Napoleon
in his latest years was really an enemy to freedom, in the sense that he
was an enemy to that very special and occidental form of freedom which we
call Nationalism. The resistance of the Spaniards, for instance, was
certainly a popular resistance. It had that peculiar, belated, almost
secretive strength with which war is made by the people. It was quite easy
for a conqueror to get into Spain; his great difficulty was to get out
again. It was one of the paradoxes of history that he who had turned the
mob into an army, in defence of its rights against the princes, should at
last have his army worn down, not by princes but by mobs. It is equally
certain that at the other end of Europe, in burning Moscow and on the
bridge of the Beresina, he had found the common soul, even as he had found
the common sky, his enemy. But all this does not affect the first great
lines of the quarrel, which had begun before horsemen in Germanic uniform
had waited vainly upon the road to Varennes or had failed upon the miry
slope up to the windmill of Valmy. And that duel, on which depended all
that our Europe has since become, had great Russia and gallant Spain and
our own glorious island only as subordinates or seconds. That duel, first,
last, and for ever, was a duel between the Frenchman and the German; that
is, between the citizen and the barbarian.</p>
<p>It is not necessary nowadays to defend the French Revolution, it is not
necessary to defend even Napoleon, its child and champion, from criticisms
in the style of Southey and Alison, which even at the time had more of the
atmosphere of Bath and Cheltenham than of Turcoing and Talavera. The
French Revolution was attacked because it was democratic and defended
because it was democratic; and Napoleon was not feared as the last of the
iron despots, but as the first of the iron democrats. What France set out
to prove France has proved; not that common men are all angels, or all
diplomatists, or all gentlemen (for these inane aristocratic illusions
were no part of the Jacobin theory), but that common men can all be
citizens and can all be soldiers; that common men can fight and can rule.
There is no need to confuse the question with any of those escapades of a
floundering modernism which have made nonsense of this civic common-sense.
Some Free Traders have seemed to leave a man no country to fight for; some
Free Lovers seem to leave a man no household to rule. But these things
have not established themselves either in France or anywhere else. What
has been established is not Free Trade or Free Love, but Freedom; and it
is nowhere so patriotic or so domestic as in the country from which it
came. The poor men of France have not loved the land less because they
have shared it. Even the patricians are patriots; and if some honest
Royalists or aristocrats are still saying that democracy cannot organise
and cannot obey, they are none the less organised by it and obeying it,
nobly living or splendidly dead for it, along the line from Switzerland to
the sea.</p>
<p>But for Austria, and even more for Russia, there was this to be said; that
the French Republican ideal was incomplete, and that they possessed, in a
corrupt but still positive and often popular sense, what was needed to
complete it. The Czar was not democratic, but he was humanitarian. He was
a Christian Pacifist; there is something of the Tolstoyan in every
Russian. It is not wholly fanciful to talk of the White Czar: for Russia
even destruction has a deathly softness as of snow. Her ideas are often
innocent and even childish; like the idea of Peace. The phrase Holy
Alliance was a beautiful truth for the Czar, though only a blasphemous
jest for his rascally allies, Metternich and Castlereagh. Austria, though
she had lately fallen to a somewhat treasonable toying with heathens and
heretics of Turkey and Prussia, still retained something of the old
Catholic comfort for the soul. Priests still bore witness to that mighty
mediaeval institution which even its enemies concede to be a noble
nightmare. All their hoary political iniquities had not deprived them of
that dignity. If they darkened the sun in heaven, they clothed it with the
strong colours of sunrise in garment or gloriole; if they had given men
stones for bread, the stones were carved with kindly faces and fascinating
tales. If justice counted on their shameful gibbets hundreds of the
innocent dead, they could still say that for them death was more hopeful
than life for the heathen. If the new daylight discovered their vile
tortures, there had lingered in the darkness some dim memory that they
were tortures of Purgatory and not, like those which Parisian and Prussian
diabolists showed shameless in the sunshine, of naked hell. They claimed a
truth not yet disentangled from human nature; for indeed earth is not even
earth without heaven, as a landscape is not a landscape without the sky.
And in, a universe without God there is not room enough for a man.</p>
<p>It may be held, therefore, that there must in any case have come a
conflict between the old world and the new; if only because the old are
often broad, while the young are always narrow. The Church had learnt, not
at the end but at the beginning of her centuries, that the funeral of God
is always a premature burial. If the bugles of Bonaparte raised the living
populace of the passing hour, she could blow that yet more revolutionary
trumpet that shall raise all the democracy of the dead. But if we concede
that collision was inevitable between the new Republic on the one hand and
Holy Russia and the Holy Roman Empire on the other, there remain two great
European forces which, in different attitudes and from very different
motives, determined the ultimate combination. Neither of them had any
tincture of Catholic mysticism. Neither of them had any tincture of
Jacobin idealism. Neither of them, therefore, had any real moral reason
for being in the war at all. The first was England, and the second was
Prussia.</p>
<p>It is very arguable that England must, in any case, have fought to keep
her influence on the ports of the North Sea. It is quite equally arguable
that if she had been as heartily on the side of the French Revolution as
she was at last against it, she could have claimed the same concessions
from the other side. It is certain that England had no necessary communion
with the arms and tortures of the Continental tyrannies, and that she
stood at the parting of the ways. England was indeed an aristocracy, but a
liberal one; and the ideas growing in the middle classes were those which
had already made America, and were remaking France. The fiercest Jacobins,
such as Danton, were deep in the liberal literature of England. The people
had no religion to fight for, as in Russia or La Vendée. The parson was no
longer a priest, and had long been a small squire. Already that one great
blank in our land had made snobbishness the only religion of South
England; and turned rich men into a mythology. The effect can be well
summed up in that decorous abbreviation by which our rustics speak of
"Lady's Bedstraw," where they once spoke of "Our Lady's Bedstraw." We have
dropped the comparatively democratic adjective, and kept the aristocratic
noun. South England is still, as it was called in the Middle Ages, a
garden; but it is the kind where grow the plants called "lords and
ladies."</p>
<p>We became more and more insular even about our continental conquests; we
stood upon our island as if on an anchored ship. We never thought of
Nelson at Naples, but only eternally at Trafalgar; and even that Spanish
name we managed to pronounce wrong. But even if we regard the first attack
upon Napoleon as a national necessity, the general trend remains true. It
only changes the tale from a tragedy of choice to a tragedy of chance. And
the tragedy was that, for a second time, we were at one with the Germans.</p>
<p>But if England had nothing to fight for but a compromise, Prussia had
nothing to fight for but a negation. She was and is, in the supreme sense,
the spirit that denies. It is as certain that she was fighting against
liberty in Napoleon as it is that she was fighting against religion in
Maria Theresa. What she was fighting for she would have found it quite
impossible to tell you. At the best, it was for Prussia; if it was
anything else, it was tyranny. She cringed to Napoleon when he beat her,
and only joined in the chase when braver people had beaten him. She
professed to restore the Bourbons, and tried to rob them while she was
restoring them. For her own hand she would have wrecked the Restoration
with the Revolution. Alone in all that agony of peoples, she had not the
star of one solitary ideal to light the night of her nihilism.</p>
<p>The French Revolution has a quality which all men feel; and which may be
called a sudden antiquity. Its classicalism was not altogether a cant.
When it had happened it seemed to have happened thousands of years ago. It
spoke in parables; in the hammering of spears and the awful cap of
Phrygia. To some it seemed to pass like a vision; and yet it seemed
eternal as a group of statuary. One almost thought of its most strenuous
figures as naked. It is always with a shock of comicality that we remember
that its date was so recent that umbrellas were fashionable and top-hats
beginning to be tried. And it is a curious fact, giving a kind of
completeness to this sense of the thing as something that happened outside
the world, that its first great act of arms and also its last were both
primarily symbols; and but for this visionary character, were in a manner
vain. It began with the taking of the old and almost empty prison called
the Bastille; and we always think of it as the beginning of the
Revolution, though the real Revolution did not come till some time after.
And it ended when Wellington and Blucher met in 1815; and we always think
of it as the end of Napoleon; though Napoleon had really fallen before.
And the popular imagery is right, as it generally is in such things: for
the mob is an artist, though not a man of science. The riot of the 14th of
July did not specially deliver prisoners inside the Bastille, but it did
deliver the prisoners outside. Napoleon when he returned was indeed a <i>revenant</i>,
that is, a ghost. But Waterloo was all the more final in that it was a
spectral resurrection and a second death. And in this second case there
were other elements that were yet more strangely symbolic. That doubtful
and double battle before Waterloo was like the dual personality in a
dream. It corresponded curiously to the double mind of the Englishman. We
connect Quatre Bras with things romantically English to the verge of
sentimentalism, with Byron and "The Black Brunswicker." We naturally
sympathise with Wellington against Ney. We do not sympathise, and even
then we did not really sympathise, with Blucher against Napoleon. Germany
has complained that we passed over lightly the presence of Prussians at
the decisive action. And well we might. Even at the time our sentiment was
not solely jealousy, but very largely shame. Wellington, the grimmest and
even the most unamiable of Tories, with no French sympathies and not
enough human ones, has recorded his opinion of his Prussian allies in
terms of curt disgust. Peel, the primmest and most snobbish Tory that ever
praised "our gallant Allies" in a frigid official speech, could not
contain himself about the conduct of Blucher's men. Our middle classes did
well to adorn their parlours with the picture of the "Meeting of
Wellington and Blucher." They should have hung up a companion piece of
Pilate and Herod shaking hands. Then, after that meeting amid the ashes of
Hougomont, where they dreamed they had trodden out the embers of all
democracy, the Prussians rode on before, doing after their kind. After
them went that ironical aristocrat out of embittered Ireland, with what
thoughts we know; and Blucher, with what thoughts we care not; and his
soldiers entered Paris, and stole the sword of Joan of Arc.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER IV. — <i>The Coming of the Janissaries</i> </h2>
<p>The late Lord Salisbury, a sad and humorous man, made many public and
serious remarks that have been proved false and perilous, and many private
and frivolous remarks which were valuable and ought to be immortal. He
struck dead the stiff and false psychology of "social reform," with its
suggestion that the number of public-houses made people drunk, by saying
that there were a number of bedrooms at Hatfield, but they never made him
sleepy. Because of this it is possible to forgive him for having talked
about "living and dying nations": though it is of such sayings that living
nations die. In the same spirit he included the nation of Ireland in the
"Celtic fringe" upon the west of England. It seems sufficient to remark
that the fringe is considerably broader than the garment. But the fearful
satire of time has very sufficiently avenged the Irish nation upon him,
largely by the instrumentality of another fragment of the British robe
which he cast away almost contemptuously in the North Sea. The name of it
is Heligoland; and he gave it to the Germans.</p>
<p>The subsequent history of the two islands on either side of England has
been sufficiently ironical. If Lord Salisbury had foreseen exactly what
would happen to Heligoland, as well as to Ireland, he might well have
found no sleep at Hatfield in one bedroom or a hundred. In the eastern
isle he was strengthening a fortress that would one day be called upon to
destroy us. In the western isle he was weakening a fortress that would one
day be called upon to save us. In that day his trusted ally, William
Hohenzollern, was to batter our ships and boats from the Bight of
Heligoland; and in that day his old and once-imprisoned enemy, John
Redmond, was to rise in the hour of English jeopardy, and be thanked in
thunder for the free offer of the Irish sword. All that Robert Cecil
thought valueless has been our loss, and all that he thought feeble our
stay. Among those of his political class or creed who accepted and
welcomed the Irish leader's alliance, there were some who knew the real
past relations between England and Ireland, and some who first felt them
in that hour. All knew that England could no longer be a mere mistress;
many knew that she was now in some sense a suppliant. Some knew that she
deserved to be a suppliant. These were they who knew a little of the thing
called history; and if they thought at all of such dead catchwords as the
"Celtic fringe" for a description of Ireland, it was to doubt whether we
were worthy to kiss the hem of her garment. If there be still any
Englishman who thinks such language extravagant, this chapter is written
to enlighten him.</p>
<p>In the last two chapters I have sketched in outline the way in which
England, partly by historical accident, but partly also by false
philosophy, was drawn into the orbit of Germany, the centre of whose
circle was already at Berlin. I need not recapitulate the causes at all
fully here. Luther was hardly a heresiarch for England, though a hobby for
Henry VIII. But the negative Germanism of the Reformation, its drag
towards the north, its quarantine against Latin culture, was in a sense
the beginning of the business. It is well represented in two facts; the
barbaric refusal of the new astronomical calendar merely because it was
invented by a Pope, and the singular decision to pronounce Latin as if it
were something else, making it not a dead language but a new language.
Later, the part played by particular royalties is complex and accidental;
"the furious German" came and passed; the much less interesting Germans
came and stayed. Their influence was negative but not negligible; they
kept England out of that current of European life into which the Gallophil
Stuarts might have carried her. Only one of the Hanoverians was actively
German; so German that he actually gloried in the name of Briton, and
spelt it wrong. Incidentally, he lost America. It is notable that all
those eminent among the real Britons, who spelt it right, respected and
would parley with the American Revolution, however jingo or legitimist
they were; the romantic conservative Burke, the earth-devouring
Imperialist Chatham, even, in reality, the jog-trot Tory North. The
intractability was in the Elector of Hanover more than in the King of
England; in the narrow and petty German prince who was bored by
Shakespeare and approximately inspired by Handel. What really clinched the
unlucky companionship of England and Germany was the first and second
alliance with Prussia; the first in which we prevented the hardening
tradition of Frederick the Great being broken up by the Seven Years' War;
the second in which we prevented it being broken up by the French
Revolution and Napoleon. In the first we helped Prussia to escape like a
young brigand; in the second we helped the brigand to adjudicate as a
respectable magistrate. Having aided his lawlessness, we defended his
legitimacy. We helped to give the Bourbon prince his crown, though our
allies the Prussians (in their cheery way) tried to pick a few jewels out
of it before he got it. Through the whole of that period, so important in
history, it must be said that we were to be reckoned on for the support of
unreformed laws and the rule of unwilling subjects. There is, as it were,
an ugly echo even to the name of Nelson in the name of Naples. But
whatever is to be said of the cause, the work which we did in it, with
steel and gold, was so able and strenuous that an Englishman can still be
proud of it. We never performed a greater task than that in which we, in a
sense, saved Germany, save that in which a hundred years later, we have
now, in a sense, to destroy her. History tends to be a facade of faded
picturesqueness for most of those who have not specially studied it: a
more or less monochrome background for the drama of their own day. To
these it may well seem that it matters little whether we were on one side
or the other in a fight in which all the figures are antiquated; Bonaparte
and Blucher are both in old cocked hats; French kings and French regicides
are both not only dead men but dead foreigners; the whole is a tapestry as
decorative and as arbitrary as the Wars of the Roses. It was not so: we
fought for something real when we fought for the old world against the
new. If we want to know painfully and precisely what it was, we must open
an old and sealed and very awful door, on a scene which was called
Ireland, but which then might well have been called hell.</p>
<p>Having chosen our part and made war upon the new world, we were soon made
to understand what such spiritual infanticide involved; and were committed
to a kind of Massacre of the Innocents. In Ireland the young world was
represented by young men, who shared the democratic dream of the
Continent, and were resolved to foil the plot of Pitt; who was working a
huge machine of corruption to its utmost to absorb Ireland into the
Anti-Jacobin scheme of England. There was present every coincidence that
could make the British rulers feel they were mere abbots of misrule. The
stiff and self-conscious figure of Pitt has remained standing
incongruously purse in hand; while his manlier rivals were stretching out
their hands for the sword, the only possible resort of men who cannot be
bought and refuse to be sold. A rebellion broke out and was repressed; and
the government that repressed it was ten times more lawless than the
rebellion. Fate for once seemed to pick out a situation in plain black and
white like an allegory; a tragedy of appalling platitudes. The heroes were
really heroes; and the villains were nothing but villains. The common
tangle of life, in which good men do evil by mistake and bad men do good
by accident, seemed suspended for us as for a judgment. We had to do
things that not only were vile, but felt vile. We had to destroy men who
not only were noble, but looked noble. They were men like Wolfe Tone, a
statesman in the grand style who was not suffered to found a state; and
Robert Emmet, lover of his land and of a woman, in whose very appearance
men saw something of the eagle grace of the young Napoleon. But he was
luckier than the young Napoleon; for he has remained young. He was hanged;
not before he had uttered one of those phrases that are the hinges of
history. He made an epitaph of the refusal of an epitaph: and with a
gesture has hung his tomb in heaven like Mahomet's coffin. Against such
Irishmen we could only produce Castlereagh; one of the few men in human
records who seem to have been made famous solely that they might be
infamous. He sold his own country, he oppressed ours; for the rest he
mixed his metaphors, and has saddled two separate and sensible nations
with the horrible mixed metaphor called the Union. Here there is no
possible see-saw of sympathies as there can be between Brutus and Caesar
or between Cromwell and Charles I.: there is simply nobody who supposes
that Emmet was out for worldly gain, or that Castlereagh was out for
anything else. Even the incidental resemblances between the two sides only
served to sharpen the contrast and the complete superiority of the
nationalists. Thus, Castlereagh and Lord Edward Fitzgerald were both
aristocrats. But Castlereagh was the corrupt gentleman at the Court,
Fitzgerald the generous gentleman upon the land; some portion of whose
blood, along with some portion of his spirit, descended to that great
gentleman, who—in the midst of the emetic immoralism of our modern
politics—gave back that land to the Irish peasantry. Thus again, all
such eighteenth-century aristocrats (like aristocrats almost anywhere)
stood apart from the popular mysticism and the shrines of the poor; they
were theoretically Protestants, but practically pagans. But Tone was the
type of pagan who refuses to persecute, like Gallio: Pitt was the type of
pagan who consents to persecute; and his place is with Pilate. He was an
intolerant indifferentist; ready to enfranchise the Papists, but more
ready to massacre them. Thus, once more, the two pagans, Tone and
Castlereagh, found a pagan end in suicide. But the circumstances were such
that any man, of any party, felt that Tone had died like Cato and
Castlereagh had died like Judas.</p>
<p>The march of Pitt's policy went on; and the chasm between light and
darkness deepened. Order was restored; and wherever order spread, there
spread an anarchy more awful than the sun has ever looked on. Torture came
out of the crypts of the Inquisition and walked in the sunlight of the
streets and fields. A village vicar was slain with inconceivable stripes,
and his corpse set on fire with frightful jests about a roasted priest.
Rape became a mode of government. The violation of virgins became a
standing order of police. Stamped still with the same terrible symbolism,
the work of the English Government and the English settlers seemed to
resolve itself into animal atrocities against the wives and daughters of a
race distinguished for a rare and detached purity, and of a religion which
makes of innocence the Mother of God. In its bodily aspects it became like
a war of devils upon angels; as if England could produce nothing but
torturers, and Ireland nothing but martyrs. Such was a part of the price
paid by the Irish body and the English soul, for the privilege of patching
up a Prussian after the sabre-stroke of Jena.</p>
<p>But Germany was not merely present in the spirit: Germany was present in
the flesh. Without any desire to underrate the exploits of the English or
the Orangemen, I can safely say that the finest touches were added by
soldiers trained in a tradition inherited from the horrors of the Thirty
Years' War, and of what the old ballad called "the cruel wars of High
Germanie." An Irishman I know, whose brother is a soldier, and who has
relatives in many distinguished posts of the British army, told me that in
his childhood the legend (or rather the truth) of '98 was so frightfully
alive that his own mother would not have the word "soldier" spoken in her
house. Wherever we thus find the tradition alive we find that the hateful
soldier means especially the German soldier. When the Irish say, as some
of them do say, that the German mercenary was worse than the Orangemen,
they say as much as human mouth can utter. Beyond that there is nothing
but the curse of God, which shall be uttered in an unknown tongue.</p>
<p>The practice of using German soldiers, and even whole German regiments, in
the make-up of the British army, came in with our German princes, and
reappeared on many important occasions in our eighteenth-century history.
They were probably among those who encamped triumphantly upon Drumossie
Moor, and also (which is a more gratifying thought) among those who ran
away with great rapidity at Prestonpans. When that very typical German,
George III., narrow, serious, of a stunted culture and coarse in his very
domesticity, quarrelled with all that was spirited, not only in the
democracy of America but in the aristocracy of England, German troops were
very fitted to be his ambassadors beyond the Atlantic. With their
well-drilled formations they followed Burgoyne in that woodland march that
failed at Saratoga; and with their wooden faces beheld our downfall. Their
presence had long had its effect in various ways. In one way, curiously
enough, their very militarism helped England to be less military; and
especially to be more mercantile. It began to be felt, faintly of course
and never consciously, that fighting was a thing that foreigners had to
do. It vaguely increased the prestige of the Germans as the military
people, to the disadvantage of the French, whom it was the interest of our
vanity to underrate. The mere mixture of their uniforms with ours made a
background of pageantry in which it seemed more and more natural that
English and German potentates should salute each other like cousins, and,
in a sense, live in each other's countries. Thus in 1908 the German
Emperor was already regarded as something of a menace by the English
politicians, and as nothing but a madman by the English people. Yet it did
not seem in any way disgusting or dangerous that Edward VII. should appear
upon occasion in a Prussian uniform. Edward VII. was himself a friend to
France, and worked for the French Alliance. Yet his appearance in the red
trousers of a French soldier would have struck many people as funny; as
funny as if he had dressed up as a Chinaman.</p>
<p>But the German hirelings or allies had another character which (by that
same strain of evil coincidence which we are tracing in this book)
encouraged all that was worst in the English conservatism and inequality,
while discouraging all that was best in it. It is true that the ideal
Englishman was too much of a squire; but it is just to add that the ideal
squire was a good squire. The best squire I know in fiction is Duke
Theseus in "The Midsummer Night's Dream," who is kind to his people and
proud of his dogs; and would be a perfect human being if he were not just
a little bit prone to be kind to both of them in the same way. But such
natural and even pagan good-nature is consonant with the warm wet woods
and comfortable clouds of South England; it never had any place among the
harsh and thrifty squires in the plains of East Prussia, the land of the
East Wind. They were peevish as well as proud, and everything they
created, but especially their army, was made coherent by sheer brutality.
Discipline was cruel enough in all the eighteenth-century armies, created
long after the decay of any faith or hope that could hold men together.
But the state that was first in Germany was first in ferocity. Frederick
the Great had to forbid his English admirers to follow his regiments
during the campaign, lest they should discover that the most enlightened
of kings had only excluded torture from law to impose it without law. This
influence, as we have seen, left on Ireland a fearful mark which will
never be effaced. English rule in Ireland had been bad before; but in the
broadening light of the revolutionary century I doubt whether it could
have continued as bad, if we had not taken a side that forced us to
flatter barbarian tyranny in Europe. We should hardly have seen such a
nightmare as the Anglicising of Ireland if we had not already seen the
Germanising of England. But even in England it was not without its
effects; and one of its effects was to rouse a man who is, perhaps, the
best English witness to the effect on the England of that time of the
Alliance with Germany. With that man I shall deal in the chapter that
follows.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER V. — <i>The Lost England</i> </h2>
<p>Telling the truth about Ireland is not very pleasant to a patriotic
Englishman; but it is very patriotic. It is the truth and nothing but the
truth which I have but touched on in the last chapter. Several times, and
especially at the beginning of this war, we narrowly escaped ruin because
we neglected that truth, and would insist on treating our crimes of the
'98 and after as very distant; while in Irish feeling, and in fact, they
are very near. Repentance of this remote sort is not at all appropriate to
the case, and will not do. It may be a good thing to forget and forgive;
but it is altogether too easy a trick to forget and be forgiven.</p>
<p>The truth about Ireland is simply this: that the relations between England
and Ireland are the relations between two men who have to travel together,
one of whom tried to stab the other at the last stopping-place or to
poison the other at the last inn. Conversation may be courteous, but it
will be occasionally forced. The topic of attempted murder, its examples
in history and fiction, may be tactfully avoided in the sallies; but it
will be occasionally present in the thoughts. Silences, not devoid of
strain, will fall from time to time. The partially murdered person may
even think an assault unlikely to recur; but it is asking too much,
perhaps, to expect him to find it impossible to imagine. And even if, as
God grant, the predominant partner is really sorry for his former manner
of predominating, and proves it in some unmistakable manner—as by
saving the other from robbers at great personal risk—the victim may
still be unable to repress an abstract psychological wonder about when his
companion first began to feel like that. Now this is not in the least an
exaggerated parable of the position of England towards Ireland, not only
in '98, but far back from the treason that broke the Treaty of Limerick
and far onwards through the Great Famine and after. The conduct of the
English towards the Irish after the Rebellion was quite simply the conduct
of one man who traps and binds another, and then calmly cuts him about
with a knife. The conduct during the Famine was quite simply the conduct
of the first man if he entertained the later moments of the second man, by
remarking in a chatty manner on the very hopeful chances of his bleeding
to death. The British Prime Minister publicly refused to stop the Famine
by the use of English ships. The British Prime Minister positively spread
the Famine, by making the half-starved populations of Ireland pay for the
starved ones. The common verdict of a coroner's jury upon some emaciated
wretch was "Wilful murder by Lord John Russell": and that verdict was not
only the verdict of Irish public opinion, but is the verdict of history.
But there were those in influential positions in England who were not
content with publicly approving the act, but publicly proclaimed the
motive. The <i>Times</i>, which had then a national authority and
respectability which gave its words a weight unknown in modern journalism,
openly exulted in the prospect of a Golden Age when the kind of Irishman
native to Ireland would be "as rare on the banks of the Liffey as a red
man on the banks of the Manhattan." It seems sufficiently frantic that
such a thing should have been said by one European of another, or even of
a Red Indian, if Red Indians had occupied anything like the place of the
Irish then and since; if there were to be a Red Indian Lord Chief Justice
and a Red Indian Commander-in-Chief, if the Red Indian Party in Congress,
containing first-rate orators and fashionable novelists, could have turned
Presidents in and out; if half the best troops of the country were trained
with the tomahawk and half the best journalism of the capital written in
picture-writing, if later, by general consent, the Chief known as Pine in
the Twilight, was the best living poet, or the Chief Thin Red Fox, the
ablest living dramatist. If that were realised, the English critic
probably would not say anything scornful of red men; or certainly would be
sorry he said it. But the extraordinary avowal does mark what was most
peculiar in the position. This has not been the common case of
misgovernment. It is not merely that the institutions we set up were
indefensible; though the curious mark of them is that they were literally
indefensible; from Wood's Halfpence to the Irish Church Establishment.
There can be no more excuse for the method used by Pitt than for the
method used by Pigott. But it differs further from ordinary misrule in the
vital matter of its object. The coercion was not imposed that the people
might live quietly, but that the people might die quietly. And then we sit
in an owlish innocence of our sin, and debate whether the Irish might
conceivably succeed in saving Ireland. We, as a matter of fact, have not
even failed to save Ireland. We have simply failed to destroy her.</p>
<p>It is not possible to reverse this judgment or to take away a single count
from it. Is there, then, anything whatever to be said for the English in
the matter? There is: though the English never by any chance say it. Nor
do the Irish say it; though it is in a sense a weakness as well as a
defence. One would think the Irish had reason to say anything that can be
said against the English ruling class, but they have not said, indeed they
have hardly discovered, one quite simple fact—that it rules England.
They are right in asking that the Irish should have a say in the Irish
government, but they are quite wrong in supposing that the English have
any particular say in English government. And I seriously believe I am not
deceived by any national bias, when I say that the common Englishman would
be quite incapable of the cruelties that were committed in his name. But,
most important of all, it is the historical fact that there was another
England, an England consisting of common Englishmen, which not only
certainly would have done better, but actually did make some considerable
attempt to do better. If anyone asks for the evidence, the answer is that
the evidence has been destroyed, or at least deliberately boycotted: but
can be found in the unfashionable corners of literature; and, when found,
is final. If anyone asks for the great men of such a potential democratic
England, the answer is that the great men are labelled small men, or not
labelled at all; have been successfully belittled as the emancipation of
which they dreamed has dwindled. The greatest of them is now little more
than a name; he is criticised to be underrated and not to be understood;
but he presented all that alternative and more liberal Englishry; and was
enormously popular because he presented it. In taking him as the type of
it we may tell most shortly the whole of this forgotten tale. And, even
when I begin to tell it, I find myself in the presence of that ubiquitous
evil which is the subject of this book. It is a fact, and I think it is
not a coincidence, that in standing for a moment where this Englishman
stood, I again find myself confronted by the German soldier.</p>
<p>The son of a small Surrey farmer, a respectable Tory and churchman,
ventured to plead against certain extraordinary cruelties being inflicted
on Englishmen whose hands were tied, by the whips of German superiors; who
were then parading in English fields their stiff foreign uniforms and
their sanguinary foreign discipline. In the countries from which they
came, of course, such torments were the one monotonous means of driving
men on to perish in the dead dynastic quarrels of the north; but to poor
Will Cobbett, in his provincial island, knowing little but the low hills
and hedges around the little church where he now lies buried, the incident
seemed odd—nay, unpleasing. He knew, of course, that there was then
flogging in the British army also; but the German standard was notoriously
severe in such things, and was something of an acquired taste. Added to
which he had all sorts of old grandmotherly prejudices about Englishmen
being punished by Englishmen, and notions of that sort. He protested, not
only in speech, but actually in print. He was soon made to learn the
perils of meddling in the high politics of the High Dutch militarists. The
fine feelings of the foreign mercenaries were soothed by Cobbett being
flung into Newgate for two years and beggared by a fine of £1000. That
small incident is a small transparent picture of the Holy Alliance; of
what was really meant by a country, once half liberalised, taking up the
cause of the foreign kings. This, and not "The Meeting of Wellington and
Blucher," should be engraved as the great scene of the war. From this
intemperate Fenians should learn that the Teutonic mercenaries did not
confine themselves solely to torturing Irishmen. They were equally ready
to torture Englishmen: for mercenaries are mostly unprejudiced. To
Cobbett's eye we were suffering from allies exactly as we should suffer
from invaders. Boney was a bogey; but the German was a nightmare, a thing
actually sitting on top of us. In Ireland the Alliance meant the ruin of
anything and everything Irish, from the creed of St. Patrick to the mere
colour green. But in England also it meant the ruin of anything and
everything English, from the Habeas Corpus Act to Cobbett.</p>
<p>After this affair of the scourging, he wielded his pen like a scourge
until he died. This terrible pamphleteer was one of those men who exist to
prove the distinction between a biography and a life. From his biographies
you will learn that he was a Radical who had once been a Tory. From his
life, if there were one, you would learn that he was always a Radical
because he was always a Tory. Few men changed less; it was round him that
the politicians like Pitt chopped and changed, like fakirs dancing round a
sacred rock. His secret is buried with him; it is that he really cared
about the English people. He was conservative because he cared for their
past, and liberal because he cared for their future. But he was much more
than this. He had two forms of moral manhood very rare in our time: he was
ready to uproot ancient successes, and he was ready to defy oncoming doom.
Burke said that few are the partisans of a tyranny that has departed: he
might have added that fewer still are the critics of a tyranny that has
remained. Burke certainly was not one of them. While lashing himself into
a lunacy against the French Revolution, which only very incidentally
destroyed the property of the rich, he never criticised (to do him
justice, perhaps never saw) the English Revolution, which began with the
sack of convents, and ended with the fencing in of enclosures; a
revolution which sweepingly and systematically destroyed the property of
the poor. While rhetorically putting the Englishman in a castle,
politically he would not allow him on a common. Cobbett, a much more
historical thinker, saw the beginning of Capitalism in the Tudor pillage
and deplored it; he saw the triumph of Capitalism in the industrial cities
and defied it. The paradox he was maintaining really amounted to the
assertion that Westminster Abbey is rather more national than Welbeck
Abbey. The same paradox would have led him to maintain that a Warwickshire
man had more reason to be proud of Stratford-on-Avon than of Birmingham.
He would no more have thought of looking for England in Birmingham than of
looking for Ireland in Belfast.</p>
<p>The prestige of Cobbett's excellent literary style has survived the
persecution of his equally excellent opinions. But that style also is
underrated through the loss of the real English tradition. More cautious
schools have missed the fact that the very genius of the English tongue
tends not only to vigour, but specially to violence. The Englishman of the
leading articles is calm, moderate, and restrained; but then the
Englishman of the leading articles is a Prussian. The mere English
consonants are full of Cobbett. Dr. Johnson was our great man of letters
when he said "stinks," not when he said "putrefaction." Take some common
phrase like "raining cats and dogs," and note not only the extravagance of
imagery (though that is very Shakespearean), but a jagged energy in the
very spelling. Say "chats" and "chiens" and it is not the same. Perhaps
the old national genius has survived the urban enslavement most spiritedly
in our comic songs, admired by all men of travel and continental culture,
by Mr. George Moore as by Mr. Belloc. One (to which I am much attached)
had a chorus—</p>
<p>"O wind from the South<br/>
Blow mud in the mouth<br/>
Of Jane, Jane, Jane."<br/></p>
<p>Note, again, not only the tremendous vision of clinging soils carried
skywards in the tornado, but also the suitability of the mere sounds. Say
"bone" and "bouche" for mud and mouth and it is not the same. Cobbett was
a wind from the South; and if he occasionally seemed to stop his enemies'
mouths with mud, it was the real soil of South England.</p>
<p>And as his seemingly mad language is very literary, so his seemingly mad
meaning is very historical. Modern people do not understand him because
they do not understand the difference between exaggerating a truth and
exaggerating a lie. He did exaggerate, but what he knew, not what he did
not know. He only appears paradoxical because he upheld tradition against
fashion. A paradox is a fantastic thing that is said once: a fashion is a
more fantastic thing that is said a sufficient number of times. I could
give numberless examples in Cobbett's case, but I will give only one.
Anyone who finds himself full in the central path of Cobbett's fury
sometimes has something like a physical shock. No one who has read "The
History of the Reformation" will ever forget the passage (I forget the
precise words) in which he says the mere thought of such a person as
Cranmer makes the brain reel, and, for an instant, doubt the goodness of
God; but that peace and faith flow back into the soul when we remember
that he was burned alive. Now this is extravagant. It takes the breath
away; and it was meant to. But what I wish to point out is that a much
more extravagant view of Cranmer was, in Cobbett's day, the accepted view
of Cranmer; not as a momentary image, but as an immovable historical
monument. Thousands of parsons and penmen dutifully set down Cranmer among
the saints and martyrs; and there are many respectable people who would do
so still. This is not an exaggerated truth, but an established lie.
Cranmer was not such a monstrosity of meanness as Cobbett implies; but he
was mean. But there is no question of his being less saintly than the
parsonages believed; he was not a saint at all; and not very attractive
even as a sinner. He was no more a martyr for being burned than Crippen
for being hanged.</p>
<p>Cobbett was defeated because the English people was defeated. After the
frame-breaking riots, men, as men, were beaten: and machines, as machines,
had beaten them. Peterloo was as much the defeat of the English as
Waterloo was the defeat of the French. Ireland did not get Home Rule
because England did not get it. Cobbett would not forcibly incorporate
Ireland, least of all the corpse of Ireland. But before his defeat Cobbett
had an enormous following; his "Register" was what the serial novels of
Dickens were afterwards to be. Dickens, by the way, inherited the same
instinct for abrupt diction, and probably enjoyed writing "gas and
gaiters" more than any two other words in his works. But Dickens was
narrower than Cobbett, not by any fault of his own, but because in the
intervening epoch of the triumph of Scrooge and Gradgrind the link with
our Christian past had been lost, save in the single matter of Christmas,
which Dickens rescued romantically and by a hair's-breadth escape. Cobbett
was a yeoman; that is, a man free and farming a small estate. By Dickens's
time, yeomen seemed as antiquated as bowmen. Cobbett was mediaeval; that
is, he was in almost every way the opposite of what that word means
to-day. He was as egalitarian as St. Francis, and as independent as Robin
Hood. Like that other yeoman in the ballad, he bore in hand a mighty bow;
what some of his enemies would have called a long bow. But though he
sometimes overshot the mark of truth, he never shot away from it, like
Froude. His account of that sixteenth century in which the mediaeval
civilisation ended, is not more and not less picturesque than Froude's:
the difference is in the dull detail of truth. That crisis was <i>not</i>
the foundling of a strong Tudor monarchy, for the monarchy almost
immediately perished; it <i>was</i> the founding of a strong class holding
all the capital and land, for it holds them to this day. Cobbett would
have asked nothing better than to bend his mediaeval bow to the cry of
"St. George for Merry England," for though he pointed to the other and
uglier side of the Waterloo medal, he was patriotic; and his premonitions
were rather against Blucher than Wellington. But if we take that old
war-cry as his final word (and he would have accepted it) we must note how
every term in it points away from what the modern plutocrats call either
progress or empire. It involves the invocation of saints, the most popular
and the most forbidden form of mediævalism. The modern Imperialist no more
thinks of St. George in England than he thinks of St. John in St. John's
Wood. It is nationalist in the narrowest sense; and no one knows the
beauty and simplicity of the Middle Ages who has not seen St. George's
Cross separate, as it was at Creçy or Flodden, and noticed how much finer
a flag it is than the Union Jack. And the word "merry" bears witness to an
England famous for its music and dancing before the coming of the
Puritans, the last traces of which have been stamped out by a social
discipline utterly un-English. Not for two years, but for ten decades
Cobbett has been in prison; and his enemy, the "efficient" foreigner, has
walked about in the sunlight, magnificent, and a model for men. I do not
think that even the Prussians ever boasted about "Merry Prussia."</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER VI. — <i>Hamlet and the Danes</i> </h2>
<p>In the one classic and perfect literary product that ever came out of
Germany—I do not mean "Faust," but Grimm's Fairy Tales—there
is a gorgeous story about a boy who went through a number of experiences
without learning how to shudder. In one of them, I remember, he was
sitting by the fireside and a pair of live legs fell down the chimney and
walked about the room by themselves. Afterwards the rest fell down and
joined up; but this was almost an anti-climax. Now that is very charming,
and full of the best German domesticity. It suggests truly what wild
adventures the traveller can find by stopping at home. But it also
illustrates in various ways how that great German influence on England,
which is the matter of these essays, began in good things and gradually
turned to bad. It began as a literary influence, in the lurid tales of
Hoffmann, the tale of "Sintram," and so on; the revisualising of the dark
background of forest behind our European cities. That old German darkness
was immeasurably livelier than the new German light. The devils of Germany
were much better than the angels. Look at the Teutonic pictures of "The
Three Huntsmen" and observe that while the wicked huntsman is effective in
his own way, the good huntsman is weak in every way, a sort of sexless
woman with a face like a teaspoon. But there is more in these first forest
tales, these homely horrors. In the earlier stages they have exactly this
salt of salvation, that the boy does <i>not</i> shudder. They are made
fearful that he may be fearless, not that he may fear. As long as that
limit is kept, the barbaric dreamland is decent; and though individuals
like Coleridge and De Quincey mixed it with worse things (such as opium),
they kept that romantic rudiment upon the whole. But the one disadvantage
of a forest is that one may lose one's way in it. And the one danger is
not that we may meet devils, but that we may worship them. In other words,
the danger is one always associated, by the instinct of folk-lore, with
forests; it is <i>enchantment</i>, or the fixed loss of oneself in some
unnatural captivity or spiritual servitude. And in the evolution of
Germanism, from Hoffmann to Hauptmann, we do see this growing tendency to
take horror seriously, which is diabolism. The German begins to have an
eerie abstract sympathy with the force and fear he describes, as distinct
from their objective. The German is no longer sympathising with the boy
against the goblin, but rather with the goblin against the boy. There goes
with it, as always goes with idolatry, a dehumanised seriousness; the men
of the forest are already building upon a mountain the empty throne of the
Superman. Now it is just at this point that I for one, and most men who
love truth as well as tales, begin to lose interest. I am all for "going
out into the world to seek my fortune," but I do not want to find it—and
find it is only being chained for ever among the frozen figures of the
Sieges Allees. I do not want to be an idolator, still less an idol. I am
all for going to fairyland, but I am also all for coming back. That is, I
will admire, but I will not be magnetised, either by mysticism or
militarism. I am all for German fantasy, but I will resist German
earnestness till I die. I am all for Grimm's Fairy Tales; but if there is
such a thing as Grimm's Law, I would break it, if I knew what it was. I
like the Prussian's legs (in their beautiful boots) to fall down the
chimney and walk about my room. But when he procures a head and begins to
talk, I feel a little bored. The Germans cannot really be deep because
they will not consent to be superficial. They are bewitched by art, and
stare at it, and cannot see round it. They will not believe that art is a
light and slight thing—a feather, even if it be from an angelic
wing. Only the slime is at the bottom of a pool; the sky is on the
surface. We see this in that very typical process, the Germanising of
Shakespeare. I do not complain of the Germans forgetting that Shakespeare
was an Englishman. I complain of their forgetting that Shakespeare was a
man; that he had moods, that he made mistakes, and, above all, that he
knew his art was an art and not an attribute of deity. That is what is the
matter with the Germans; they cannot "ring fancy's knell"; their knells
have no gaiety. The phrase of Hamlet about "holding the mirror up to
nature" is always quoted by such earnest critics as meaning that art is
nothing if not realistic. But it really means (or at least its author
really thought) that art is nothing if not artificial. Realists, like
other barbarians, really <i>believe</i> the mirror; and therefore break
the mirror. Also they leave out the phrase "as 'twere," which must be read
into every remark of Shakespeare, and especially every remark of Hamlet.
What I mean by believing the mirror, and breaking it, can be recorded in
one case I remember; in which a realistic critic quoted German authorities
to prove that Hamlet had a particular psycho-pathological abnormality,
which is admittedly nowhere mentioned in the play. The critic was
bewitched; he was thinking of Hamlet as a real man, with a background
behind him three dimensions deep—which does not exist in a
looking-glass. "The best in this kind are but shadows." No German
commentator has ever made an adequate note on that. Nevertheless,
Shakespeare was an Englishman; he was nowhere more English than in his
blunders; but he was nowhere more successful than in the description of
very English types of character. And if anything is to be said about
Hamlet, beyond what Shakespeare has said about him, I should say that
Hamlet was an Englishman too. He was as much an Englishman as he was a
gentleman, and he had the very grave weaknesses of both characters. The
chief English fault, especially in the nineteenth century, has been lack
of decision, not only lack of decision in action, but lack of the equally
essential decision in thought—which some call dogma. And in the
politics of the last century, this English Hamlet, as we shall see, played
a great part, or rather refused to play it.</p>
<p>There were, then, two elements in the German influence; a sort of pretty
playing with terror and a solemn recognition of terrorism. The first
pointed to elfland, and the second to—shall we say, Prussia. And by
that unconscious symbolism with which all this story develops, it was soon
to be dramatically tested, by a definite political query, whether what we
really respected was the Teutonic fantasy or the Teutonic fear.</p>
<p>The Germanisation of England, its transition and turning-point, was well
typified by the genius of Carlyle. The original charm of Germany had been
the charm of the child. The Teutons were never so great as when they were
childish; in their religious art and popular imagery the Christ-Child is
really a child, though the Christ is hardly a man. The self-conscious fuss
of their pedagogy is half-redeemed by the unconscious grace which called a
school not a seed-plot of citizens, but merely a garden of children. All
the first and best forest-spirit is infancy, its wonder, its wilfulness,
even its still innocent fear. Carlyle marks exactly the moment when the
German child becomes the spoilt child. The wonder turns to mere mysticism;
and mere mysticism always turns to mere immoralism. The wilfulness is no
longer liked, but is actually obeyed. The fear becomes a philosophy. Panic
hardens into pessimism; or else, what is often equally depressing,
optimism.</p>
<p>Carlyle, the most influential English writer of that time, marks all this
by the mental interval between his "French Revolution" and his "Frederick
the Great." In both he was Germanic. Carlyle was really as sentimental as
Goethe; and Goethe was really as sentimental as Werther. Carlyle
understood everything about the French Revolution, except that it was a
French revolution. He could not conceive that cold anger that comes from a
love of insulted truth. It seemed to him absurd that a man should die, or
do murder, for the First Proposition of Euclid; should relish an
egalitarian state like an equilateral triangle; or should defend the Pons
Asinorum as Codes defended the Tiber bridge. But anyone who does not
understand that does not understand the French Revolution—nor, for
that matter, the American Revolution. "We hold these truths to be
self-evident": it was the fanaticism of truism. But though Carlyle had no
real respect for liberty, he had a real reverence for anarchy. He admired
elemental energy. The violence which repelled most men from the Revolution
was the one thing that attracted him to it. While a Whig like Macaulay
respected the Girondists but deplored the Mountain, a Tory like Carlyle
rather liked the Mountain and quite unduly despised the Girondists. This
appetite for formless force belongs, of course, to the forests, to
Germany. But when Carlyle got there, there fell upon him a sort of spell
which is his tragedy and the English tragedy, and, in no small degree, the
German tragedy too. The real romance of the Teutons was largely a romance
of the Southern Teutons, with their castles, which are almost literally
castles in the air, and their river which is walled with vineyards and
rhymes so naturally to wine. But as Carlyle's was rootedly a romance of
conquest, he had to prove that the thing which conquered in Germany was
really more poetical than anything else in Germany. Now the thing that
conquered in Germany was about the most prosaic thing of which the world
ever grew weary. There is a great deal more poetry in Brixton than in
Berlin. Stella said that Swift could write charmingly about a broom-stick;
and poor Carlyle had to write romantically about a ramrod. Compare him
with Heine, who had also a detached taste in the mystical grotesques of
Germany, but who saw what was their enemy: and offered to nail up the
Prussian eagle like an old crow as a target for the archers of the Rhine.
Its prosaic essence is not proved by the fact that it did not produce
poets: it is proved by the more deadly fact that it did. The actual
written poetry of Frederick the Great, for instance, was not even German
or barbaric, but simply feeble—and French. Thus Carlyle became
continually gloomier as his fit of the blues deepened into Prussian blues;
nor can there be any wonder. His philosophy had brought out the result
that the Prussian was the first of Germans, and, therefore, the first of
men. No wonder he looked at the rest of us with little hope.</p>
<p>But a stronger test was coming both for Carlyle and England. Prussia,
plodding, policing, as materialist as mud, went on solidifying and
strengthening after unconquered Russia and unconquered England had rescued
her where she lay prostrate under Napoleon. In this interval the two most
important events were the Polish national revival, with which Russia was
half inclined to be sympathetic, but Prussia was implacably coercionist;
and the positive refusal of the crown of a united Germany by the King of
Prussia, simply because it was constitutionally offered by a free German
Convention. Prussia did not want to lead the Germans: she wanted to
conquer the Germans. And she wanted to conquer other people first. She had
already found her brutal, if humorous, embodiment in Bismarck; and he
began with a scheme full of brutality and not without humour. He took up,
or rather pretended to take up, the claim of the Prince of Augustenberg to
duchies which were a quite lawful part of the land of Denmark. In support
of this small pretender he enlisted two large things, the Germanic body
called the Bund and the Austrian Empire. It is possibly needless to say
that after he had seized the disputed provinces by pure Prussian violence,
he kicked out the Prince of Augustenberg, kicked out the German Bund, and
finally kicked out the Austrian Empire too, in the sudden campaign of
Sadowa. He was a good husband and a good father; he did not paint in water
colours; and of such is the Kingdom of Heaven. But the symbolic intensity
of the incident was this. The Danes expected protection from England; and
if there had been any sincerity in the ideal side of our Teutonism they
ought to have had it. They ought to have had it even by the pedantries of
the time, which already talked of Latin inferiority: and were never weary
of explaining that the country of Richelieu could not rule and the country
of Napoleon could not fight. But if it was necessary for whosoever would
be saved to be a Teuton, the Danes were more Teuton than the Prussians. If
it be a matter of vital importance to be descended from Vikings, the Danes
really were descended from Vikings, while the Prussians were descended
from mongrel Slavonic savages. If Protestantism be progress, the Danes
were Protestant; while they had attained quite peculiar success and wealth
in that small ownership and intensive cultivation which is very commonly a
boast of Catholic lands. They had in a quite arresting degree what was
claimed for the Germanics as against Latin revolutionism: quiet freedom,
quiet prosperity, a simple love of fields and of the sea. But, moreover,
by that coincidence which dogs this drama, the English of that Victorian
epoch had found their freshest impression of the northern spirit of
infancy and wonder in the works of a Danish man of genius, whose stories
and sketches were so popular in England as almost to have become English.
Good as Grimm's Fairy Tales were, they had been collected and not created
by the modern German; they were a museum of things older than any nation,
of the dateless age of once-upon-a-time. When the English romantics wanted
to find the folk-tale spirit still alive, they found it in the small
country of one of those small kings, with whom the folk-tales are almost
comically crowded. There they found what we call an original writer, who
was nevertheless the image of the origins. They found a whole fairyland in
one head and under one nineteenth-century top hat. Those of the English
who were then children owe to Hans Andersen more than to any of their own
writers, that essential educational emotion which feels that domesticity
is not dull but rather fantastic; that sense of the fairyland of
furniture, and the travel and adventure of the farmyard. His treatment of
inanimate things as animate was not a cold and awkward allegory: it was a
true sense of a dumb divinity in things that are. Through him a child did
feel that the chair he sat on was something like a wooden horse. Through
him children and the happier kind of men did feel themselves covered by a
roof as by the folded wings of some vast domestic fowl; and feel common
doors like great mouths that opened to utter welcome. In the story of "The
Fir Tree" he transplanted to England a living bush that can still blossom
into candles. And in his tale of "The Tin Soldier" he uttered the true
defence of romantic militarism against the prigs who would forbid it even
as a toy for the nursery. He suggested, in the true tradition of the
folk-tales, that the dignity of the fighter is not in his largeness but
rather in his smallness, in his stiff loyalty and heroic helplessness in
the hands of larger and lower things. These things, alas, were an
allegory. When Prussia, finding her crimes unpunished, afterwards carried
them into France as well as Denmark, Carlyle and his school made some
effort to justify their Germanism, by pitting what they called the piety
and simplicity of Germany against what they called the cynicism and
ribaldry of France. But nobody could possibly pretend that Bismarck was
more pious and simple than Hans Andersen; yet the Carlyleans looked on
with silence or approval while the innocent toy kingdom was broken like a
toy. Here again, it is enormously probable that England would have struck
upon the right side, if the English people had been the English
Government. Among other coincidences, the Danish princess who had married
the English heir was something very like a fairy princess to the English
crowd. The national poet had hailed her as a daughter of the sea-kings;
and she was, and indeed still is, the most popular royal figure in
England. But whatever our people may have been like, our politicians were
on the very tamest level of timidity and the fear of force to which they
have ever sunk. The Tin Soldier of the Danish army and the paper boat of
the Danish navy, as in the story, were swept away down the great gutter,
down that colossal <i>cloaca</i> that leads to the vast cesspool of
Berlin.</p>
<p>Why, as a fact, did not England interpose? There were a great many reasons
given, but I think they were all various inferences from one reason;
indirect results and sometimes quite illogical results, of what we have
called the Germanisation of England. First, the very insularity on which
we insisted was barbaric, in its refusal of a seat in the central senate
of the nations. What we called our splendid isolation became a rather
ignominious sleeping-partnership with Prussia. Next, we were largely
trained in irresponsibility by our contemporary historians, Freeman and
Green, teaching us to be proud of a possible descent from King Arthur's
nameless enemies and not from King Arthur. King Arthur might not be
historical, but at least he was legendary. Hengist and Horsa were not even
legendary, for they left no legend. Anybody could see what was obligatory
on the representative of Arthur; he was bound to be chivalrous, that is,
to be European. But nobody could imagine what was obligatory on the
representative of Horsa, unless it were to be horsy. That was perhaps the
only part of the Anglo-Saxon programme that the contemporary English
really carried out. Then, in the very real decline from Cobbett to Cobden
(that is, from a broad to a narrow manliness and good sense) there had
grown up the cult of a very curious kind of peace, to be spread all over
the world not by pilgrims, but by pedlars. Mystics from the beginning had
made vows of peace—but they added to them vows of poverty. Vows of
poverty were not in the Cobdenite's line. Then, again, there was the
positive praise of Prussia, to which steadily worsening case the
Carlyleans were already committed. But beyond these, there was something
else, a spirit which had more infected us as a whole. That spirit was the
spirit of Hamlet. We gave the grand name of "evolution" to a notion that
things do themselves. Our wealth, our insularity, our gradual loss of
faith, had so dazed us that the old Christian England haunted us like a
ghost in whom we could not quite believe. An aristocrat like Palmerston,
loving freedom and hating the upstart despotism, must have looked on at
its cold brutality not without that ugly question which Hamlet asked
himself—am I a coward?</p>
<p>It cannot be<br/>
But I am pigeon-livered and lack gall<br/>
To make oppression bitter; or 'ere this<br/>
I should have fatted all the region kites<br/>
With this slave's offal.<br/></p>
<p>We made dumb our anger and our honour; but it has not brought us peace.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER VII. — <i>The Midnight of Europe</i> </h2>
<p>Among the minor crimes of England may be classed the shallow criticism and
easy abandonment of Napoleon III. The Victorian English had a very bad
habit of being influenced by words and at the same time pretending to
despise them. They would build their whole historical philosophy upon two
or three titles, and then refuse to get even the titles right. The solid
Victorian Englishman, with his whiskers and his Parliamentary vote, was
quite content to say that Louis Napoleon and William of Prussia both
became Emperors—by which he meant autocrats. His whiskers would have
bristled with rage and he would have stormed at you for hair-splitting and
"lingo," if you had answered that William was German Emperor, while
Napoleon was not French Emperor, but only Emperor of the French. What
could such mere order of the words matter? Yet the same Victorian would
have been even more indignant if he had been asked to be satisfied with an
Art Master, when he had advertised for a Master of Arts. His irritation
would have increased if the Art Master had promised him a sea-piece and
had brought him a piece of the sea; or if, during the decoration of his
house, the same aesthetic humourist had undertaken to procure some Indian
Red and had produced a Red Indian.</p>
<p>The Englishman would not see that if there was only a verbal difference
between the French Emperor and the Emperor of the French, so, if it came
to that, it was a verbal difference between the Emperor and the Republic,
or even between a Parliament and no Parliament. For him an Emperor meant
merely despotism; he had not yet learned that a Parliament may mean merely
oligarchy. He did not know that the English people would soon be made
impotent, not by the disfranchising of their constituents, but simply by
the silencing of their members; and that the governing class of England
did not now depend upon rotten boroughs, but upon rotten representatives.
Therefore he did not understand Bonapartism. He did not understand that
French democracy became more democratic, not less, when it turned all
France into one constituency which elected one member. He did not
understand that many dragged down the Republic because it was not
republican, but purely senatorial. He was yet to learn how quite corruptly
senatorial a great representative assembly can become. Yet in England
to-day we hear "the decline of Parliament" talked about and taken for
granted by the best Parliamentarians—Mr. Balfour, for instance—and
we hear the one partly French and wholly Jacobin historian of the French
Revolution recommending for the English evil a revival of the power of the
Crown. It seems that so far from having left Louis Napoleon far behind in
the grey dust of the dead despotisms, it is not at all improbable that our
most extreme revolutionary developments may end where Louis Napoleon
began.</p>
<p>In other words, the Victorian Englishman did not understand the words
"Emperor of the French." The type of title was deliberately chosen to
express the idea of an elective and popular origin; as against such a
phrase as "the German Emperor," which expresses an almost transcendental
tribal patriarchate, or such a phrase as "King of Prussia," which suggests
personal ownership of a whole territory. To treat the <i>Coup d'état</i>
as unpardonable is to justify riot against despotism, but forbid any riot
against aristocracy. Yet the idea expressed in "The Emperor of the French"
is not dead, but rather risen from the dead. It is the idea that while a
government may pretend to be a popular government, only a person can be
really popular. Indeed, the idea is still the crown of American democracy,
as it was for a time the crown of French democracy. The very powerful
official who makes the choice of that great people for peace or war, might
very well be called, not the President of the United States, but the
President of the Americans. In Italy we have seen the King and the mob
prevail over the conservatism of the Parliament, and in Russia the new
popular policy sacramentally symbolised by the Czar riding at the head of
the new armies. But in one place, at least, the actual form of words
exists; and the actual form of words has been splendidly justified. One
man among the sons of men has been permitted to fulfil a courtly formula
with awful and disastrous fidelity. Political and geographical ruin have
written one last royal title across the sky; the loss of palace and
capital and territory have but isolated and made evident the people that
has not been lost; not laws but the love of exiles, not soil but the souls
of men, still make certain that five true words shall yet be written in
the corrupt and fanciful chronicles of mankind: "The King of the
Belgians."</p>
<p>It is a common phrase, recurring constantly in the real if rabid eloquence
of Victor Hugo, that Napoleon III. was a mere ape of Napoleon I. That is,
that he had, as the politician says, in "L'Aiglon," "le petit chapeau,
mais pas la tête"; that he was merely a bad imitation. This is
extravagantly exaggerative; and those who say it, moreover, often miss the
two or three points of resemblance which really exist in the exaggeration.
One resemblance there certainly was. In both Napoleons it has been
suggested that the glory was not so great as it seemed; but in both it can
be emphatically added that the eclipse was not so great as it seemed
either. Both succeeded at first and failed at last. But both succeeded at
last, even after the failure. If at this moment we owe thanks to Napoleon
Bonaparte for the armies of united France, we also owe some thanks to
Louis Bonaparte for the armies of united Italy. That great movement to a
freer and more chivalrous Europe which we call to-day the Cause of the
Allies, had its forerunners and first victories before our time; and it
not only won at Arcola, but also at Solferino. Men who remembered Louis
Napoleon when he mooned about the Blessington <i>salon</i>, and was
supposed to be almost mentally deficient, used to say he deceived Europe
twice; once when he made men think him an imbecile, and once when he made
them think him a statesman. But he deceived them a third time; when he
made them think he was dead; and had done nothing.</p>
<p>In spite of the unbridled verse of Hugo and the even more unbridled prose
of Kinglake, Napoleon III. is really and solely discredited in history
because of the catastrophe of 1870. Hugo hurled any amount of lightning on
Louis Napoleon; but he threw very little light on him. Some passages in
the "Châtiments" are really caricatures carved in eternal marble. They
will always be valuable in reminding generations too vague and soft, as
were the Victorians, of the great truth that hatred is beautiful, when it
is hatred of the ugliness of the soul. But most of them could have been
written about Haman, or Heliogabalus, or King John, or Queen Elizabeth, as
much as about poor Louis Napoleon; they bear no trace of any comprehension
of his quite interesting aims, and his quite comprehensible contempt for
the fat-souled senatorial politicians. And if a real revolutionist like
Hugo did not do justice to the revolutionary element in Cæsarism, it need
hardly be said that a rather Primrose League Tory like Tennyson did not.
Kinglake's curiously acrid insistence upon the <i>Coup d'état</i> is, I
fear, only an indulgence in one of the least pleasing pleasures of our
national pen and press, and one which afterwards altogether ran away with
us over the Dreyfus case. It is an unfortunate habit of publicly repenting
for other people's sins. If this came easy to an Englishman like Kinglake,
it came, of course, still easier to a German like Queen Victoria's husband
and even to Queen Victoria herself, who was naturally influenced by him.
But in so far as the sensible masses of the English nation took any
interest in the matter, it is probable that they sympathised with
Palmerston, who was as popular as the Prince Consort was unpopular. The
black mark against Louis Napoleon's name until now, has simply been Sedan;
and it is our whole purpose to-day to turn Sedan into an interlude. If it
is not an interlude, it will be the end of the world. But we have sworn to
make an end of that ending: warring on until, if only by a purgatory of
the nations and the mountainous annihilation of men, the story of the
world ends well.</p>
<p>There are, as it were, valleys of history quite close to us, but hidden by
the closer hills. One, as we have seen, is that fold in the soft Surrey
hills where Cobbett sleeps with his still-born English Revolution. Another
is under that height called The Spy of Italy, where a new Napoleon brought
back the golden eagles against the black eagles of Austria. Yet that
French adventure in support of the Italian insurrection was very
important; we are only beginning to understand its importance. It was a
defiance to the German Reaction and 1870 was a sort of revenge for it,
just as the Balkan victory was a defiance to the German Reaction and 1914
was the attempted revenge for it. It is true that the French liberation of
Italy was incomplete, the problem of the Papal States, for instance, being
untouched by the Peace of Villafranca. The volcanic but fruitful spirit of
Italy had already produced that wonderful, wandering, and almost
omnipresent personality whose red shirt was to be a walking flag:
Garibaldi. And many English Liberals sympathised with him and his
extremists as against the peace. Palmerston called it "the peace that
passeth all understanding": but the profanity of that hilarious old
heathen was nearer the mark than he knew: there were really present some
of those deep things which he did not understand. To quarrel with the
Pope, but to compromise with him, was an instinct with the Bonapartes; an
instinct no Anglo-Saxon could be expected to understand. They knew the
truth; that Anti-Clericalism is not a Protestant movement, but a Catholic
mood. And after all the English Liberals could not get their own
Government to risk what the French Government had risked; and Napoleon
III. might well have retorted on Palmerston, his rival in international
Liberalism, that half a war was better than no fighting. Swinburne called
Villafranca "The Halt before Rome," and expressed a rhythmic impatience
for the time when the world</p>
<p>"Shall ring to the roar of the lion<br/>
Proclaiming Republican Rome."<br/></p>
<p>But he might have remembered, after all, that it was not the British lion,
that a British poet should have the right to say so imperiously, "Let him
roar again. Let him roar again."</p>
<p>It is true that there was no clear call to England from Italy, as there
certainly was from Denmark. The great powers were not bound to help Italy
to become a nation, as they were bound to support the unquestioned fact
that Denmark was one. Indeed the great Italian patriot was to experience
both extremes of the English paradox, and, curiously enough, in connection
with both the two national and anti-German causes. For Italy he gained the
support of the English, but not the support of England. Not a few of our
countrymen followed the red shirt; but not in the red coat. And when he
came to England, not to plead the cause of Italy but the cause of Denmark,
the Italian found he was more popular with the English than any
Englishman. He made his way through a forest of salutations, which would
willingly have turned itself into a forest of swords. But those who kept
the sword kept it sheathed. For the ruling class the valour of the Italian
hero, like the beauty of the Danish Princess, was a thing to be admired,
that is enjoyed, like a novel—or a newspaper. Palmerston was the
very type of Pacifism, because he was the very type of Jingoism. In spirit
as restless as Garibaldi, he was in practice as cautious as Cobden.
England had the most prudent aristocracy, but the most reckless democracy
in the world. It was, and is, the English contradiction, which has so much
misrepresented us, especially to the Irish. Our national captains were
carpet knights; our knights errant were among the dismounted rabble. When
an Austrian general who had flogged women in the conquered provinces
appeared in the London streets, some common draymen off a cart behaved
with the direct quixotry of Sir Lancelot or Sir Galahad. He had beaten
women and they beat him. They regarded themselves simply as avengers of
ladies in distress, breaking the bloody whip of a German bully; just as
Cobbett had sought to break it when it was wielded over the men of
England. The boorishness was in the Germanic or half-Germanic rulers who
wore crosses and spurs: the gallantry was in the gutter. English draymen
had more chivalry than Teuton aristocrats—or English ones.</p>
<p>I have dwelt a little on this Italian experiment because it lights up
Louis Napoleon as what he really was before the eclipse, a politician—perhaps
an unscrupulous politician—but certainly a democratic politician. A
power seldom falls being wholly faultless; and it is true that the Second
Empire became contaminated with cosmopolitan spies and swindlers, justly
reviled by such democrats as Rochefort as well as Hugo. But there was no
French inefficiency that weighed a hair in the balance compared with the
huge and hostile efficiency of Prussia; the tall machine that had struck
down Denmark and Austria, and now stood ready to strike again,
extinguishing the lamp of the world. There was a hitch before the hammer
stroke, and Bismarck adjusted it, as with his finger, by a forgery—for
he had many minor accomplishments. France fell: and what fell with her was
freedom, and what reigned in her stead only tyrants and the ancient
terror. The crowning of the first modern Kaiser in the very palace of the
old French kings was an allegory; like an allegory on those Versailles
walls. For it was at once the lifting of the old despotic diadem and its
descent on the low brow of a barbarian. Louis XI. had returned, and not
Louis IX.; and Europe was to know that sceptre on which there is no dove.</p>
<p>The instant evidence that Europe was in the grip of the savage was as
simple as it was sinister. The invaders behaved with an innocent impiety
and bestiality that had never been known in those lands since Clovis was
signed with the cross. To the naked pride of the new men nations simply
were not. The struggling populations of two vast provinces were simply
carried away like slaves into captivity, as after the sacking of some
prehistoric town. France was fined for having pretended to be a nation;
and the fine was planned to ruin her forever. Under the pressure of such
impossible injustice France cried out to the Christian nations, one after
another, and by name. Her last cry ended in a stillness like that which
had encircled Denmark.</p>
<p>One man answered; one who had quarrelled with the French and their
Emperor; but who knew it was not an emperor that had fallen. Garibaldi,
not always wise but to his end a hero, took his station, sword in hand,
under the darkening sky of Christendom, and shared the last fate of
France. A curious record remains, in which a German commander testifies to
the energy and effect of the last strokes of the wounded lion of
Aspromonte. But England went away sorrowful, for she had great
possessions.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER VIII. — <i>The Wrong Horse</i> </h2>
<p>In another chapter I mentioned some of the late Lord Salisbury's remarks
with regret, but I trust with respect; for in certain matters he deserved
all the respect that can be given to him. His critics said that he
"thought aloud"; which is perhaps the noblest thing that can be said of a
man. He was jeered at for it by journalists and politicians who had not
the capacity to think or the courage to tell their thoughts. And he had
one yet finer quality which redeems a hundred lapses of anarchic cynicism.
He could change his mind upon the platform: he could repent in public. He
could not only think aloud; he could "think better" aloud. And one of the
turning-points of Europe had come in the hour when he avowed his
conversion from the un-Christian and un-European policy into which his
dexterous Oriental master, Disraeli, had dragged him; and declared that
England had "put her money on the wrong horse." When he said it, he
referred to the backing we gave to the Turk under a fallacious fear of
Russia. But I cannot but think that if he had lived much longer, he would
have come to feel the same disgust for his long diplomatic support of the
Turk's great ally in the North. He did not live, as we have lived, to feel
that horse run away with us, and rush on through wilder and wilder places,
until we knew that we were riding on the nightmare.</p>
<p>What was this thing to which we trusted? And how may we most quickly
explain its development from a dream to a nightmare, and the
hair's-breadth escape by which it did not hurl us to destruction, as it
seems to be hurling the Turk? It is a certain spirit; and we must not ask
for too logical a definition of it, for the people whom it possesses
disown logic; and the whole thing is not so much a theory as a confusion
of thought. Its widest and most elementary character is adumbrated in the
word Teutonism or Pan-Germanism; and with this (which was what appeared to
win in 1870) we had better begin. The nature of Pan-Germanism may be
allegorised and abbreviated somewhat thus:</p>
<p>The horse asserts that all other creatures are morally bound to sacrifice
their interests to his, on the specific ground that he possesses all noble
and necessary qualities, and is an end in himself. It is pointed out in
answer that when climbing a tree the horse is less graceful than the cat;
that lovers and poets seldom urge the horse to make a noise all night like
the nightingale; that when submerged for some long time under water, he is
less happy than the haddock; and that when he is cut open pearls are less
often found in him than in an oyster. He is not content to answer (though,
being a muddle-headed horse, he does use this answer also) that having an
undivided hoof is more than pearls or oceans or all ascension or song. He
reflects for a few years on the subject of cats; and at last discovers in
the cat "the characteristic equine quality of caudality, or a tail"; so
that cats <i>are</i> horses, and wave on every tree-top the tail which is
the equine banner. Nightingales are found to have legs, which explains
their power of song. Haddocks are vertebrates; and therefore are
sea-horses. And though the oyster outwardly presents dissimilarities which
seem to divide him from the horse, he is by the all-filling nature-might
of the same horse-moving energy sustained.</p>
<p>Now this horse is intellectually the wrong horse. It is not perhaps going
too far to say that this horse is a donkey. For it is obviously within
even the intellectual resources of a haddock to answer, "But if a haddock
is a horse, why should I yield to you any more than you to me? Why should
that singing horse commonly called the nightingale, or that climbing horse
hitherto known as the cat, fall down and worship you because of your
horsehood? If all our native faculties are the accomplishments of a horse—why
then you are only another horse without any accomplishments." When thus
gently reasoned with, the horse flings up his heels, kicks the cat,
crushes the oyster, eats the haddock and pursues the nightingale, and that
is how the war began.</p>
<p>This apologue is not in the least more fantastic than the facts of the
Teutonic claim. The Germans do really say that Englishmen are only
Sea-Germans, as our haddocks were only sea-horses. They do really say that
the nightingales of Tuscany or the pearls of Hellas must somehow be German
birds or German jewels. They do maintain that the Italian Renaissance was
really the German Renaissance, pure Germans having Italian names when they
were painters, as cockneys sometimes have when they are hair-dressers.
They suggest that Jesus and the great Jews were Teutonic. One Teutonist I
read actually explained the fresh energy of the French Revolution and the
stale privileges of its German enemies by saying that the Germanic soul
awoke in France and attacked the Latin influence in Germany. On the
advantages of this method I need not dwell: if you are annoyed at Jack
Johnson knocking out an English prize-fighter, you have only to say that
it was the whiteness of the black man that won and the blackness of the
white man that was beaten. But about the Italian Renaissance they are less
general and will go into detail. They will discover (in their researches
into 'istry, as Mr. Gandish said) that Michael Angelo's surname was
Buonarotti; and they will point out that the word "roth" is very like the
word "rot." Which, in one sense, is true enough. Most Englishmen will be
content to say it is all rot and pass on. It is all of a piece with the
preposterous Prussian history, which talks, for instance, about the
"perfect religious tolerance of the Goths"; which is like talking about
the legal impartiality of chicken-pox. He will decline to believe that the
Jews were Germans; though he may perhaps have met some Germans who were
Jews. But deeper than any such practical reply, lies the deep
inconsistency of the parable. It is simply this; that if Teutonism be used
for comprehension it cannot be used for conquest. If all intelligent
peoples are Germans, then Prussians are only the least intelligent
Germans. If the men of Flanders are as German as the men of Frankfort, we
can only say that in saving Belgium we are helping the Germans who are in
the right against the Germans who are in the wrong. Thus in Alsace the
conquerors are forced into the comic posture of annexing the people for
being German and then persecuting them for being French. The French
Teutons who built Rheims must surrender it to the South German Teutons who
have partly built Cologne; and these in turn surrender Cologne to the
North German Teutons, who never built anything, except the wooden Aunt
Sally of old Hindenburg. Every Teuton must fall on his face before an
inferior Teuton; until they all find, in the foul marshes towards the
Baltic, the very lowest of all possible Teutons, and worship him—and
find he is a Slav. So much for Pan-Germanism.</p>
<p>But though Teutonism is indefinable, or at least is by the Teutons
undefined, it is not unreal. A vague but genuine soul does possess all
peoples who boast of Teutonism; and has possessed ourselves, in so far as
we have been touched by that folly. Not a race, but rather a religion, the
thing exists; and in 1870 its sun was at noon. We can most briefly
describe it under three heads.</p>
<p>The victory of the German arms meant before Leipzic, and means now, the
overthrow of a certain idea. That idea is the idea of the Citizen. This is
true in a quite abstract and courteous sense; and is not meant as a loose
charge of oppression. Its truth is quite compatible with a view that the
Germans are better governed than the French. In many ways the Germans are
very well governed. But they might be governed ten thousand times better
than they are, or than anybody ever can be, and still be as far as ever
from governing. The idea of the Citizen is that his individual human
nature shall be constantly and creatively active in <i>altering</i> the
State. The Germans are right in regarding the idea as dangerously
revolutionary. Every Citizen <i>is</i> a revolution. That is, he destroys,
devours and adapts his environment to the extent of his own thought and
conscience. This is what separates the human social effort from the
non-human; the bee creates the honey-comb, but he does not criticise it.
The German ruler really does feed and train the German as carefully as a
gardener waters a flower. But if the flower suddenly began to water the
gardener, he would be much surprised. So in Germany the people really are
educated; but in France the people educates. The French not only make up
the State, but make the State; not only make it, but remake it. In Germany
the ruler is the artist, always painting the happy German like a portrait;
in France the Frenchman is the artist, always painting and repainting
France like a house. No state of social good that does not mean the
Citizen <i>choosing</i> good, as well as getting it, has the idea of the
Citizen at all. To say the Germanies are naturally at war with this idea
is merely to respect them and take them seriously: otherwise their war on
the French Revolution would be only an ignorant feud. It is this, to them,
risky and fanciful notion of the critical and creative Citizen, which in
1870 lay prostrate under United Germany—under the undivided hoof.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, when the German says he has or loves freedom, what he says
is not false. He means something; and what he means is the second
principle, which I may summarise as the Irresponsibility of Thought.
Within the iron framework of the fixed State, the German has not only
liberty but anarchy. Anything can be said although, or rather because,
nothing can be done. Philosophy is really free. But this practically means
only that the prisoner's cell has become the madman's cell: that it is
scrawled all over inside with stars and systems, so that it looks like
eternity. This is the contradiction remarked by Dr. Sarolea, in his
brilliant book, between the wildness of German theory and the tameness of
German practice. The Germans <i>sterilise</i> thought, making it active
with a wild virginity; which can bear no fruit.</p>
<p>But though there are so many mad theories, most of them have one root; and
depend upon one assumption. It matters little whether we call it, with the
German Socialists, "the Materialist Theory of History"; or, with Bismarck,
"blood and iron." It can be put most fairly thus: that all <i>important</i>
events of history are biological, like a change of pasture or the
communism of a pack of wolves. Professors are still tearing their hair in
the effort to prove somehow that the Crusaders were migrating for food
like swallows; or that the French Revolutionists were somehow only
swarming like bees. This works in two ways often accounted opposite; and
explains both the German Socialist and the Junker. For, first, it fits in
with Teutonic Imperialism; making the "blonde beasts" of Germania into
lions whose nature it is to eat such lambs as the French. The highest
success of this notion in Europe is marked by praise given to a race
famous for its physical firmness and fighting breed, but which has frankly
pillaged and scarcely pretended to rule; the Turk, whom some Tories called
"the gentleman of Europe." The Kaiser paused to adore the Crescent on his
way to patronise the Cross. It was corporately embodied when Greece
attempted a solitary adventure against Turkey and was quickly crushed.
That English guns helped to impose the mainly Germanic policy of the
Concert upon Crete, cannot be left out of mind while we are making appeals
to Greece—or considering the crimes of England.</p>
<p>But the same principle serves to keep the internal politics of the Germans
quiet, and prevent Socialism being the practical hope or peril it has been
in so many other countries. It operates in two ways; first, by a curious
fallacy about "the time not being ripe"—as if <i>time</i> could ever
be ripe. The same savage superstition from the forests had infected
Matthew Arnold pretty badly when he made a personality out of the
Zeitgeist—perhaps the only ghost that was ever entirely fabulous. It
is tricked by a biological parallel, by which the chicken always comes out
of the egg "at the right time." He does not; he comes out when he comes
out. The Marxian Socialist will not strike till the clock strikes; and the
clock is made in Germany, and never strikes. Moreover, the theory of all
history as a search for food makes the masses content with having food and
physic, but not freedom. The best working model in the matter is the
system of Compulsory Insurance; which was a total failure and dead letter
in France but has been, in the German sense, a great success in Germany.
It treats employed persons as a fixed, separate, and lower caste, who must
not themselves dispose of the margin of their small wages. In 1911 it was
introduced into England by Mr. Lloyd George, who had studied its
operations in Germany, and, by the Prussian prestige in "social reform,"
was passed.</p>
<p>These three tendencies cohere, or are cohering, in an institution which is
not without a great historical basis and not without great modern
conveniences. And as France was the standard-bearer of citizenship in
1798, Germany is the standard-bearer of this alternative solution in 1915.
The institution which our fathers called Slavery fits in with, or rather
logically flows from, all the three spirits of which I have spoken, and
promises great advantages to each of them. It can give the individual
worker everything except the power to alter the State—that is, his
own status. Finality (or what certain eleutheromaniacs would call
hopelessness) of status is the soul of Slavery—and of Compulsory
Insurance. Then again, Germany gives the individual exactly the liberty
that has always been given to a slave—the liberty to think, the
liberty to dream, the liberty to rage; the liberty to indulge in any
intellectual hypotheses about the unalterable world and state—such
as have always been free to slaves, from the stoical maxims of Epictetus
to the skylarking fairy tales of Uncle Remus. And it has been truly urged
by all defenders of slavery that, if history has merely a material test,
the material condition of the subordinate under slavery tends to be good
rather than bad. When I once pointed out how precisely the "model village"
of a great employer reproduces the safety and seclusion of an old slave
estate, the employer thought it quite enough to answer indignantly that he
had provided baths, playing-grounds, a theatre, etc., for his workers. He
would probably have thought it odd to hear a planter in South Carolina
boast that he had provided banjos, hymn-books, and places suitable for the
cake-walk. Yet the planter must have provided the banjos, for a slave
cannot own property. And if this Germanic sociology is indeed to prevail
among us, I think some of the broad-minded thinkers who concur in its
prevalence owe something like an apology to many gallant gentlemen whose
graves lie where the last battle was fought in the Wilderness; men who had
the courage to fight for it, the courage to die for it and, above all, the
courage to call it by its name.</p>
<p>With the acceptance by England of the German Insurance Act, I bring this
sketch of the past relations of the two countries to an end. I have
written this book because I wish, once and for all, to be done with my
friend Professor Whirlwind of Prussia, who has long despaired of really
defending his own country, and has fallen back upon abusing mine. He has
dropped, amid general derision, his attempt to call a thing right when
even the Chancellor who did it called it wrong. But he has an idea that if
he can show that somebody from England somewhere did another wrong, the
two wrongs may make a right. Against the cry of the Roman Catholic Poles
the Prussian has never done, or even pretended to do, anything but harden
his heart; but he has (such are the lovable inconsistencies of human
nature) a warm corner in his heart for the Roman Catholic Irish. He has
not a word to say for himself about the campaign in Belgium, but he still
has many wise, reproachful words to utter about the campaign in South
Africa. I propose to take those words out of his mouth. I will have
nothing to do with the fatuous front-bench pretensions that our governors
always govern well, that our statesmen are never whitewashed and never in
need of whitewash. The only moral superiority I claim is that of not
defending the indefensible. I most earnestly urge my countrymen not to
hide behind thin official excuses, which the sister kingdoms and the
subject races can easily see through. We can confess that our crimes have
been as mountains, and still not be afraid of the present comparison.
There may be, in the eyes of some, a risk in dwelling in this dark hour on
our failures in the past: I believe profoundly that the risk is all the
other way. I believe that the most deadly danger to our arms to-day lies
in any whiff of that self-praise, any flavour of that moral cowardice, any
glimpse of that impudent and ultimate impenitence, that may make one Boer
or Scot or Welshman or Irishman or Indian feel that he is only smoothing
the path for a second Prussia. I have passed the great part of my life in
criticising and condemning the existing rulers and institutions of my
country: I think it is infinitely the most patriotic thing that a man can
do. I have no illusions either about our past or our present. <i>I</i>
think our whole history in Ireland has been a vulgar and ignorant hatred
of the crucifix, expressed by a crucifixion. I think the South African War
was a dirty work which we did under the whips of moneylenders. I think
Mitchelstown was a disgrace; I think Denshawi was a devilry.</p>
<p>Yet there is one part of life and history in which I would assert the
absolute spotlessness of England. In one department we wear a robe of
white and a halo of innocence. Long and weary as may be the records of our
wickedness, in one direction we have done nothing but good. Whoever we may
have wronged, we have never wronged Germany. Again and again we have
dragged her from under the just vengeance of her enemies, from the holy
anger of Maria Teresa, from the impatient and contemptuous common sense of
Napoleon. We have kept a ring fence around the Germans while they sacked
Denmark and dismembered France. And if we had served our God as we have
served <i>their</i> kings, there would not be to-day one remnant of them
in our path, either to slander or to slay us.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER IX. — <i>The Awakening of England</i> </h2>
<p>In October 1912 silent and seemingly uninhabited crags and chasms in the
high western region of the Balkans echoed and re-echoed with a single
shot. It was fired by the hand of a king—real king, who sat
listening to his people in front of his own house (for it was hardly a
palace), and who, in consequence of his listening to the people, not
unfrequently imprisoned the politicians. It is said of him that his great
respect for Gladstone as the western advocate of Balkan freedom was
slightly shadowed by the fact that Gladstone did not succeed in effecting
the bodily capture of Jack the Ripper. This simple monarch knew that if a
malefactor were the terror of the mountain hamlets, his subjects would
expect him personally to take arms and pursue the ruffian; and if he
refused to do so, would very probably experiment with another king. And
the same primitive conception of a king being kept for some kind of
purpose, led them also to expect him to lead in a foreign campaign, and it
was with his own hand that he fired the first shot of the war which
brought down into the dust the ancient empire of the Grand Turk.</p>
<p>His kingdom was little more than the black mountain after which it was
named: we commonly refer to it under its Italian translation of
Montenegro. It is worth while to pause for a moment upon his picturesque
and peculiar community, because it is perhaps the simplest working model
of all that stood in the path of the great Germanic social machine I have
described in the last chapter—stood in its path and was soon to be
very nearly destroyed by its onset. It was a branch of the Serbian stock
which had climbed into this almost inaccessible eyrie, and thence, for
many hundred years, had mocked at the predatory empire of the Turks. The
Serbians in their turn were but one branch of the peasant Slavs, millions
of whom are spread over Russia and subject on many sides to empires with
which they have less sympathy; and the Slavs again, in the broad features
which are important here, are not merely Slavonic but simply European. But
a particular picture is generally more pointed and intelligible than
tendencies which elsewhere are mingled with subtler tendencies; and of
this unmixed European simplicity Montenegro is an excellent model.</p>
<p>Moreover, the instance of one small Christian State will serve to
emphasise that this is not a quarrel between England and Germany, but
between Europe and Germany. It is my whole purpose in these pages not to
spare my own country where it is open to criticism; and I freely admit
that Montenegro, morally and politically speaking, is almost as much in
advance of England as it is of Germany. In Montenegro there are no
millionaires—and therefore next to no Socialists. As to why there
are no millionaires, it is a mystery, and best studied among the mysteries
of the Middle Ages. By some of the dark ingenuities of that age of
priestcraft a curious thing was discovered—that if you kill every
usurer, every forestaller, every adulterater, every user of false weights,
every fixer of false boundaries, every land-thief, every water-thief, you
afterwards discover by a strange indirect miracle, or disconnected truth
from heaven, that you have no millionaires. Without dwelling further on
this dark matter, we may say that this great gap in the Montenegrin
experience explains the other great gap—the lack of Socialists. The
Class-conscious Proletarian of All Lands is curiously absent from this
land. The reason (I have sometimes fancied) is that the Proletarian is
class-conscious, not because he is a Proletarian of All Lands, but because
he is a Proletarian with no lands. The poor people in Montenegro have
lands—not landlords. They have roots; for the peasant is the root of
the priest, the poet, and the warrior. And <i>this</i>, and not a mere
recrimination about acts of violence, is the ground of the age-long Balkan
bitterness against the Turkish conqueror. Montenegrins are patriotic for
Montenegro; but Turks are not patriotic for Turkey. They never heard of
it, in fact. They are Bedouins, as homeless as the desert. The "wrong
horse" of Lord Salisbury was an Arab steed, only stabled in Byzantium. It
is hard enough to rule vagabond people, like the gypsies. To be ruled by
them is impossible.</p>
<p>Nevertheless what was called the nineteenth century, and named with a sort
of transcendental faith (as in a Pythagorean worship of number), was
wearing to its close with reaction everywhere, and the Turk, the great
type of reaction, stronger than ever in the saddle. The most civilised of
the Christian nations overshadowed by the Crescent dared to attack it and
was overwhelmed in a catastrophe that seemed as unanswerable as Hittin. In
England Gladstone and Gladstonism were dead; and Mr. Kipling, a less
mystical Carlyle, was expending a type of praise upon the British Army
which would have been even more appropriate to the Prussian Army. The
Prussian Army ruled Prussia; Prussia ruled Germany; Germany ruled the
Concert of Europe. She was planting everywhere the appliances of that new
servile machinery which was her secret; the absolute identification of
national subordination with business employment; so that Krupp could count
on Kaiser and Kaiser on Krupp. Every other commercial traveller was
pathetically proud of being both a slave and a spy. The old and the new
tyrants had taken hands. The "sack" of the boss was as silent and fatal as
the sack of the Bosphorus. And the dream of the citizen was at an end.</p>
<p>It was under a sky so leaden and on a road so strewn with bones that the
little mountain democracy with its patriarchal prince went out, first and
before all its friends, on the last and seemingly the most hopeless of the
rebellions against the Ottoman Empire. Only one of the omens seemed other
than disastrous; and even that was doubtful. For the successful
Mediterranean attack on Tripoli while proving the gallantry of the
Italians (if that ever needed proving) could be taken in two ways, and was
seen by many, and probably most, sincere liberals as a mere extension of
the Imperialist reaction of Bosnia and Paardeberg, and not as the promise
of newer things. Italy, it must be remembered, was still supposed to be
the partner of Prussia and the Hapsburgs. For days that seemed like months
the microscopic state seemed to be attempting alone what the Crusades had
failed to accomplish. And for days Europe and the great powers were
thunderstruck, again and yet again, by the news of Turkish forts falling,
Turkish cohorts collapsing, the unconquerable Crescent going down in
blood. The Serbians, the Bulgarians, the Greeks had gathered and risen
from their lairs; and men knew that these peasants had done what all the
politicians had long despaired of doing, and that the spirit of the first
Christian Emperor was already standing over the city that is named after
his name.</p>
<p>For Germany this quite unexpected rush was a reversal of the whole tide of
the world. It was as if the Rhine itself had returned from the ocean and
retired into the Alps. For a long time past every important political
process in Europe had been produced or permitted by Prussia. She had
pulled down ministers in France and arrested reforms in Russia. Her ruler
was acclaimed by Englishmen like Rhodes, and Americans like Roosevelt, as
the great prince of the age. One of the most famous and brilliant of our
journalists called him "the Lord Chief Justice of Europe." He was the
strongest man in Christendom; and he had confirmed and consecrated the
Crescent. And when he had consecrated it a few hill tribes had risen and
trampled it like mire. One or two other things about the same time, less
important in themselves, struck in the Prussian's ear the same new note of
warning and doubt. He sought to obtain a small advantage on the north-west
coast of Africa; and England seemed to show a certain strange stiffness in
insisting on its abandonment. In the councils over Morocco, England agreed
with France with what did not seem altogether an accidental agreement. But
we shall not be wrong if we put the crucial point of the German surprise
and anger at the attack from the Balkans and the fall of Adrianople. Not
only did it menace the key of Asia and the whole Eastern dream of German
commerce; not only did it offer the picture of one army trained by France
and victorious, and another army trained by Germany and beaten. There was
more than the material victory of the Creusot over the Krupp gun. It was
also the victory of the peasant's field over the Krupp factory. By this
time there was in the North German brain an awful inversion of all the
legends and heroic lives that the human race has loved. Prussia <i>hated</i>
romance. Chivalry was not a thing she neglected; it was a thing that
tormented her as any bully is tormented by an unanswered challenge. That
weird process was completed of which I have spoken on an earlier page,
whereby the soul of this strange people was everywhere on the side of the
dragon against the knight, of the giant against the hero. Anything
unexpected—the forlorn hopes, the eleventh-hour inspirations, by
which the weak can elude the strong, and which take the hearts of happier
men like trumpets—filled the Prussian with a cold fury, as of a
frustrated fate. The Prussian felt as a Chicago pork butcher would feel if
the pigs not only refused to pass through his machine, but turned into
romantic wild boars, raging and rending, calling for the old hunting of
princes and fit to be the crests of kings.</p>
<p>The Prussian saw these things and his mind was made up. He was silent; but
he laboured: laboured for three long years without intermission at the
making of a military machine that should cut out of the world for ever
such romantic accident or random adventure; a machine that should cure the
human pigs for ever of any illusion that they had wings. That he did so
plot and prepare for an attack that should come from him, anticipating and
overwhelming any resistance, is now, even in the documents he has himself
published, a fact of common sense. Suppose a man sells all his lands
except a small yard containing a well; suppose in the division of the
effects of an old friend he particularly asks for his razors; suppose when
a corded trunk is sent him he sends back the trunk, but keeps the cord.
And then suppose we hear that a rival of his has been lassoed with a rope,
his throat then cut, apparently with a razor, and his body hidden in a
well, we do not call in Sherlock Holmes to project a preliminary suspicion
about the guilty party. In the discussions held by the Prussian Government
with Lord Haldane and Sir Edward Grey we can now see quite as plainly the
meaning of the things that were granted and the things that were withheld,
the things that would have satisfied the Prussian plotter and the things
that did not satisfy him. The German Chancellor refused an English promise
not to be aggressive and asked instead for an English promise to be
neutral. There is no meaning in the distinction, except in the mind of an
aggressor. Germany proposed a pacific arrangement which forbade England to
form a fighting alliance with France, but permitted Germany to retain her
old fighting alliance with Austria. When the hour of war came she used
Austria, used the old fighting alliance and tried to use the new idea of
English neutrality. That is to say, she used the rope, the razor, and the
well.</p>
<p>But it was either by accident or by individual diplomatic skill that
England at the end of the three years even had her own hands free to help
in frustrating the German plot. The mass of the English people had no
notion of such a plot; and indeed regarded the occasional suggestion of it
as absurd. Nor did even the people who knew best know very much better.
Thanks and even apologies are doubtless due to those who in the deepest
lull of our sleeping partnership with Prussia saw her not as a partner but
a potential enemy; such men as Mr. Blatchford, Mr. Bart Kennedy, or the
late Emil Reich. But there is a distinction to be made. Few even of these,
with the admirable and indeed almost magical exception of Dr. Sarolea, saw
Germany as she was; occupied mainly with Europe and only incidentally with
England; indeed, in the first stages, not occupied with England at all.
Even the Anti-Germans were too insular. Even those who saw most of
Germany's plan saw too much of England's part in it. They saw it almost
wholly as a commercial and colonial quarrel; and saw its issue under the
image of an invasion of England, which is even now not very probable. This
fear of Germany was indeed a very German fear of Germany. This also
conceived the English as Sea-Germans. It conceived Germany as at war with
something like itself—practical, prosaic, capitalist, competitive
Germany, prepared to cut us up in battle as she cut us out in business.
The time of our larger vision was not yet, when we should realise that
Germany was more deeply at war with things quite unlike herself, things
from which we also had sadly strayed. Then we should remember what we were
and see whence we also had come; and far and high upon that mountain from
which the Crescent was cast down, behold what was everywhere the real
enemy of the Iron Cross—the peasant's cross, which is of wood.</p>
<p>Even our very slight ripples of panic, therefore, were provincial, and
even shallow; and for the most part we were possessed and convinced of
peace. That peace was not a noble one. We had indeed reached one of the
lowest and flattest levels of all our undulating history; and it must be
admitted that the contemptuous calculation with which Germany counted on
our submission and abstention was not altogether unfounded, though it was,
thank God, unfulfilled. The full fruition of our alliances against freedom
had come. The meek acceptance of Kultur in our books and schools had
stiffened what was once a free country with a German formalism and a
German fear. By a queer irony, even the same popular writer who had
already warned us against the Prussians, had sought to preach among the
populace a very Prussian fatalism, pivoted upon the importance of the
charlatan Haeckel. The wrestle of the two great parties had long slackened
into an embrace. The fact was faintly denied, and a pretence was still
made that no pact: existed beyond a common patriotism. But the pretence
failed altogether; for it was evident that the leaders on either side, so
far from leading in divergent directions, were much closer to each other
than to their own followers. The power of these leaders had enormously
increased; but the distance between them had diminished, or, rather,
disappeared. It was said about 1800, in derision of the Foxite rump, that
the Whig Party came down to Parliament in a four-wheeler. It might
literally be said in 1900 that the Whig Party and the Tory Party came to
Parliament in a hansom cab. It was not a case of two towers rising into
different roofs or spires, but founded in the same soil. It was rather the
case of an arch, of which the foundation-stones on either side might fancy
they were two buildings; but the stones nearest the keystone would know
there was only one. This "two-handed engine" still stood ready to strike,
not, indeed, the other part of itself, but anyone who ventured to deny
that it was doing so. We were ruled, as it were, by a Wonderland king and
queen, who cut off our heads, not for saying they quarrelled but for
saying they didn't. The libel law was now used, not to crush lies about
private life, but to crush truths about public life. Representation had
become mere misrepresentation; a maze of loopholes. This was mainly due to
the monstrous presence of certain secret moneys, on which alone many men
could win the ruinous elections of the age, and which were contributed and
distributed with less check or record than is tolerated in the lowest
trade or club. Only one or two people attacked these funds; nobody
defended them. Through them the great capitalists had the handle of
politics, as of everything else. The poor were struggling hopelessly
against rising prices; and their attempts at collective bargaining, by the
collective refusal of badly-paid work, were discussed in the press,
Liberal and Tory, as attacks upon the State. And so they were; upon the
Servile State.</p>
<p>Such was the condition of England in 1914, when Prussia, now at last armed
to the teeth and secure of triumph, stood up before the world, and
solemnly, like one taking a sacrament, consecrated her campaign with a
crime. She entered by a forbidden door, one which she had herself
forbidden—marching upon France through neutralised Belgium, where
every step was on her broken word. Her neutralised neighbours resisted, as
indeed they, like ourselves, were pledged to do. Instantly the whole
invasion was lit up with a flame of moral lunacy, that turned the watching
nations white who had never known the Prussian. The statistics of
non-combatants killed and tortured by this time only stun the imagination.
But two friends of my own have been in villages sacked by the Prussian
march. One saw a tabernacle containing the Sacrament patiently picked out
in pattern by shot after shot. The other saw a rocking-horse and the
wooden toys in a nursery laboriously hacked to pieces. Those two facts
together will be enough to satisfy some of us of the name of the Spirit
that had passed.</p>
<p>And then a strange thing happened. England, that had not in the modern
sense any army at all, was justified of all her children. Respected
institutions and reputations did indeed waver and collapse on many sides:
though the chief of the states replied worthily to a bribe from the
foreign bully, many other politicians were sufficiently wild and weak,
though doubtless patriotic in intention. One was set to restrain the
journalists, and had to be restrained himself, for being more sensational
than any of them. Another scolded the working-classes in the style of an
intoxicated temperance lecturer. But England was saved by a forgotten
thing—the English. Simple men with simple motives, the chief one a
hate of injustice which grows simpler the longer we stare at it, came out
of their dreary tenements and their tidy shops, their fields and their
suburbs and their factories and their rookeries, and asked for the arms of
men. In a throng that was at last three million men, the islanders went
forth from their island, as simply as the mountaineers had gone forth from
their mountain, with their faces to the dawn.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER X. — <i>The Battle of the Marne</i> </h2>
<p>The impression produced by the first week of war was that the British
contingent had come just in time for the end of the world. Or rather, for
any sensitive and civilised man, touched by the modern doubt but by the
equally modern mysticism, that old theocratic vision fell far short of the
sickening terror of the time. For it was a day of judgment in which upon
the throne in heaven and above the cherubim, sat not God, but another.</p>
<p>The British had been posted at the extreme western end of the allied line
in the north. The other end rested on the secure city and fortress of
Namur; their end rested upon nothing. It is not wholly a sentimental fancy
to say that there was something forlorn in the position of that loose end
in a strange land, with only the sad fields of Northern France between
them and the sea. For it was really round that loose end that the foe
would probably fling the lasso of his charge; it was here that death might
soon be present upon every side. It must be remembered that many critics,
including many Englishmen, doubted whether a rust had not eaten into this
as into other parts of the national life, feared that England had too long
neglected both the ethic and the technique of war, and would prove a weak
link in the chain. The enemy was absolutely certain that it was so. To
these men, standing disconsolately amid the hedgeless plains and poplars,
came the news that Namur was gone, which was to their captains one of the
four corners of the earth. The two armies had touched; and instantly the
weaker took an electric shock which told of electric energy, deep into
deep Germany, battery behind battery of abysmal force. In the instant it
was discovered that the enemy was more numerous than they had dreamed. He
was actually more numerous even than they discovered. Every oncoming
horseman doubled as in a drunkard's vision; and they were soon striving
without speech in a nightmare of numbers. Then all the allied forces at
the front were overthrown in the tragic battle of Mons; and began that
black retreat, in which so many of our young men knew war first and at its
worst in this terrible world; and so many never returned.</p>
<p>In that blackness began to grow strange emotions, long unfamiliar to our
blood. Those six dark days are as full of legends as the six centuries of
the Dark Ages. Many of these may be exaggerated fancies, one was certainly
an avowed fiction, others are quite different from it and more difficult
to dissipate into the daylight. But one curious fact remains about them if
they were all lies, or even if they were all deliberate works of art. Not
one of them referred to those close, crowded, and stirring three centuries
which are nearest to us, and which alone are covered in this sketch, the
centuries during which the Teutonic influence had expanded itself over our
islands. Ghosts were there perhaps, but they were the ghosts of forgotten
ancestors. Nobody saw Cromwell or even Wellington; nobody so much as
thought about Cecil Rhodes. Things were either seen or said among the
British which linked them up, in matters deeper than any alliance, with
the French, who spoke of Joan of Arc in heaven above the fated city; or
the Russians who dreamed of the Mother of God with her hand pointing to
the west. They were the visions or the inventions of a mediæval army; and
a prose poet was in line with many popular rumours when he told of ghostly
archers crying "Array, Array," as in that long-disbanded yeomanry in which
I have fancied Cobbett as carrying a bow. Other tales, true or only
symptomatic, told of one on a great white horse who was not the victor of
Blenheim or even the Black Prince, but a faint figure out of far-off
martyrologies—St. George. One soldier is asserted to have claimed to
identify the saint because he was "on every quid." On the coins, St.
George is a Roman soldier.</p>
<p>But these fancies, if they were fancies, might well seem the last sickly
flickerings of an old-world order now finally wounded to the death. That
which was coming on, with the whole weight of a new world, was something
that had never been numbered among the Seven Champions of Christendom.
Now, in more doubtful and more hopeful days, it is almost impossible to
repicture what was, for those who understood, the gigantic finality of the
first German strides. It seemed as if the forces of the ancient valour
fell away to right and left; and there opened a grand, smooth granite road
right to the gate of Paris, down which the great Germania moved like a
tall, unanswerable sphinx, whose pride could destroy all things and
survive them. In her train moved, like moving mountains, Cyclopean guns
that had never been seen among men, before which walled cities melted like
wax, their mouths set insolently upwards as if threatening to besiege the
sun. Nor is it fantastic to speak so of the new and abnormal armaments;
for the soul of Germany was really expressed in colossal wheels and
cylinders; and her guns were more symbolic than her flags. Then and now,
and in every place and time, it is to be noted that the German superiority
has been in a certain thing and of a certain kind. It is <i>not</i> unity;
it is not, in the moral sense, discipline. Nothing can be more united in a
moral sense than a French, British, or Russian regiment. Nothing, for that
matter, could be more united than a Highland clan at Killiecrankie or a
rush of religious fanatics in the Soudan. What such engines, in such size
and multiplicity, really meant was this: they meant a type of life
naturally intolerable to happier and more healthy-minded men, conducted on
a larger scale and consuming larger populations than had ever been known
before. They meant cities growing larger than provinces, factories growing
larger than cities; they meant the empire of the slum. They meant a degree
of detailed repetition and dehumanised division of labour, to which no man
born would surrender his brief span in the sunshine, if he could hope to
beat his ploughshare into a sword. The nations of the earth were not to
surrender to the Kaiser; they were to surrender to Krupp, his master and
theirs; the French, the British, the Russians were to surrender to Krupp
as the Germans themselves, after a few swiftly broken strikes, had already
surrendered to Krupp. Through every cogwheel in that incomparable
machinery, through every link in that iron and unending chain, ran the
mastery and the skill of a certain kind of artist; an artist whose hands
are never idle through dreaming or drawn back in disgust or lifted in
wonder or in wrath; but sure and tireless in their touch upon the thousand
little things that make the invisible machinery of life. That artist was
there in triumph; but he had no name. The ancient world called him the
Slave.</p>
<p>From this advancing machine of millions, the slighter array of the Allies,
and especially the British at their ultimate outpost, saved themselves by
a succession of hair's-breadth escapes and what must have seemed to the
soldiers the heartrending luck of a mouse before a cat. Again and again
Von Kluck's cavalry, supported by artillery and infantry, clawed round the
end of the British force, which eluded it as by leaping back again and
again. Sometimes the pursuer was, so to speak, so much on top of his prey
that it could not even give way to him; but had to hit such blows as it
could in the hope of checking him for the instant needed for escape.
Sometimes the oncoming wave was so close that a small individual accident,
the capture of one man, would mean the washing out of a whole battalion.
For day after day this living death endured. And day after day a certain
dark truth began to be revealed, bit by bit, certainly to the incredulous
wonder of the Prussians, quite possibly to the surprise of the French, and
quite as possibly to the surprise of themselves; that there was something
singular about the British soldiers. That singular thing may be expressed
in a variety of ways; but it would be almost certainly expressed
insufficiently by anyone who had not had the moral courage to face the
facts about his country in the last decades before the war. It may perhaps
be best expressed by saying that some thousands of Englishmen were dead:
and that England was not.</p>
<p>The fortress of Maubeuge had gaped, so to speak, offering a refuge for the
unresting and tormented retreat; the British Generals had refused it and
continued to fight a losing fight in the open for the sake of the common
plan. At night an enormous multitude of Germans had come unexpectedly
through the forest and caught a smaller body of the British in Landrecies;
failed to dislodge them and lost a whole battalion in that battle of the
darkness. At the extreme end of the line Smith-Dorrien's division, who
seemed to be nearly caught or cut off, had fought with one gun against
four, and so hammered the Germans that they were forced to let go their
hold; and the British were again free. When the blowing up of a bridge
announced that they had crossed the last river, something other than that
battered remnant was saved; it was the honour of the thing by which we
live.</p>
<p>The driven and defeated line stood at last almost under the walls of
Paris; and the world waited for the doom of the city. The gates seemed to
stand open; and the Prussian was to ride into it for the third and the
last time: for the end of its long epic of liberty and equality was come.
And still the very able and very French individual on whom rested the last
hope of the seemingly hopeless Alliance stood unruffled as a rock, in
every angle of his sky-blue jacket and his bulldog figure. He had called
his bewildered soldiers back when they had broken the invasion at Guise;
he had silently digested the responsibility of dragging on the retreat, as
in despair, to the last desperate leagues before the capital; and he stood
and watched. And even as he watched the whole huge invasion swerved.</p>
<p>Out through Paris and out and around beyond Paris, other men in dim blue
coats swung out in long lines upon the plain, slowly folding upon Von
Kluck like blue wings. Von Kluck stood an instant; and then, flinging a
few secondary forces to delay the wing that was swinging round on him,
dashed across the Allies' line at a desperate angle, to smash it in the
centre as with a hammer. It was less desperate than it seemed; for he
counted, and might well count, on the moral and physical bankruptcy of the
British line and the end of the French line immediately in front of him,
which for six days and nights he had chased before him like autumn leaves
before a whirlwind. Not unlike autumn leaves, red-stained, dust-hued, and
tattered, they lay there as if swept into a corner. But even as their
conquerors wheeled eastwards, their bugles blew the charge; and the
English went forward through the wood that is called Creçy, and stamped it
with their seal for the second time, in the highest moment of all the
secular history of man.</p>
<p>But it was not now the Creçy in which English and French knights had met
in a more coloured age, in a battle that was rather a tournament. It was a
league of all knights for the remains of all knighthood, of all
brotherhood in arms or in arts, against that which is and has been
radically unknightly and radically unbrotherly from the beginning. Much
was to happen after—murder and flaming folly and madness in earth
and sea and sky; but all men knew in their hearts that the third Prussian
thrust had failed, and Christendom was delivered once more. The empire of
blood and iron rolled slowly back towards the darkness of the northern
forests; and the great nations of the West went forward; where side by
side as after a long lover's quarrel, went the ensigns of St. Denys and
St. George.</p>
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<h2> <i>NOTE ON THE WORD "ENGLISH"</i> </h2>
<p><i>The words "England" and "English" as used here require a word of
explanation, if only to anticipate the ire of the inevitable Scot. To
begin with, the word "British" involves a similar awkwardness. I have
tried to use it in the one or two cases that referred to such things as
military glory and unity: though I am sure I have failed of full
consistency in so complex a matter. The difficulty is that this sense of
glory and unity, which should certainly cover the Scotch, should also
cover the Irish. And while it is fairly safe to call a Scotsman a North
Briton (despite the just protest of Stevenson), it is very unsafe indeed
to call an Irishman a West Briton. But there is a deeper difficulty. I can
assure the Scot that I say "England," not because I deny Scottish
nationality, but because I affirm it. And I can say, further, that I could
not here include Scots in the thesis, simply because I could not include
them in the condemnation. This book is a study, not of a disease but
rather of a weakness, which has only been predominant in the predominant
partner. It would not be true, for instance, to say either of Ireland or
Scotland that the populace lacked a religion; but I do think that British
policy as a whole has suffered from the English lack of one, with its
inevitable result of plutocracy and class contempt</i>.</p>
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