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<h2> CHAPTER XXIII </h2>
<p>Fur my part, as the train kept getting further and further north, my
feelings kept getting more and more mixed. It come to me that I might be
steering straight fur a bunch of trouble. The feeling that sadness and
melancholy and seriousness was laying ahead of me kept me from really
enjoying them dollar-apiece meals on the train. It was Martha that done
it. All this past and gone love story I had been hearing about reminded me
of Martha. And I was steering straight toward her, and no way out of it.
How did I know but what that there girl might be expecting fur to marry
me, or something like that? Not but what I was awful in love with her
whilst we was together. But it hadn't really set in on me very deep. I
hadn't forgot about her right away. But purty soon I had got to forgetting
her oftener than I remembered her. And now it wasn't no use talking—I
jest wasn't in love with Martha no more, and didn't have no ambition to
be. I had went around the country a good bit, and got intrusted in other
things, and saw several other girls I liked purty well. Keeping steady in
love with jest one girl is mighty hard if you are moving around a good
bit.</p>
<p>But I was considerable worried about Martha. She was an awful romanceful
kind of girl. And even the most sensible kind is said to be fools about
getting their hearts broke and pining away and dying over a feller. I
would hate to think Martha had pined herself sick.</p>
<p>I couldn't shut my eyes to the fact we was engaged to each other legal,
all right. And if she wanted to act mean about it and take it to a court
it would likely be binding on me. Then I says to myself is she is mean
enough to do that I'll be derned if I don't go to jail before I marry her,
and stay there.</p>
<p>And then my conscience got to working inside of me agin. And a picture of
her getting thin and not eating her vittles regular and waiting and
waiting fur me to show up, and me never doing it, come to me. And I felt
sorry fur poor Martha, and thought mebby I would marry her jest to keep
her from dying. Fur you would feel purty tough if a girl was to get so
stuck on you it killed her. Not that I ever seen that really happen,
either; but first and last there has been considerable talk about it.</p>
<p>It wasn't but what I liked Martha well enough. It was the idea of getting
married, and staying married, made me feel so anxious. Being married may
work out all right fur some folks. But I knowed it never would work any
with me. Or not fur long. Because why should I want to be tied down to one
place, or have a steady job? That would be a mean way to live.</p>
<p>Of course, with a person that was the doctor's age it would be different.
He had done his running around and would be willing to settle down now, I
guessed. That is, if he could get his differences with this here Buckner
family patched up satisfactory. I wondered whether he would be able to or
not. Him and Colonel Tom were talking constant on the train all the way
up. From the little stretches of their talk I couldn't help hearing, I
guessed each one was telling the other all that had happened to him in the
time that had passed by. Colonel Tom what kind of a life he had lived, and
how he had married and his wife had died and left him a widower without
any kids. And the doctor—it was always hard fur me to get to calling
him anything but Doctor Kirby—how he had happened to start out with
a good chancet in life and turn into jest a travelling fakir.</p>
<p>Well, I thinks to myself now that he has got to be that, mebby her and him
won't suit so well now, even if they does get their differences patched
up. Fur all the forgiving in the world ain't going to change things, or
make them no different. But, so long as the doctor appeared to want to
find her so derned bad, I was awful glad I had been the means of getting
him and Miss Lucy together. He had done a lot fur me, first and last, the
doctor had, and I felt like it helped pay him a little. Though if they was
to settle down like married folks I would feel like a good old sport was
spoiled in the doctor, too.</p>
<p>We had to change cars at Indianapolis to get to that there little town. We
was due to reach it about two o'clock in the afternoon. And the nearer we
got to the place the nervouser and nervouser all three of us become. And
not owning we was. The last hour before we hit the place, I took a drink
of water every three minutes, I was so nervous. And when we come into the
town I was already standing out onto the platform. I wouldn't of been
surprised to find Martha and Miss Lucy down there to the station. But, of
course, they wasn't. Fur some reason I felt glad they wasn't.</p>
<p>"Now," I says to them two, as we got off the train, "foller me and I will
show you the house."</p>
<p>Everybody rubbers at strangers in a country town, and wonders why they
have come, and what they is selling, and if they are mebby going to start
a new grain elevator, or buy land, or what. The usual ones around the
depot rubbered at us, and I hearn one geezer say to another:</p>
<p>"See that big feller there? He was through here a year or two ago selling
patent medicine."</p>
<p>"You don't say so!" says the other one, like it was something important,
like a president or a circus had come, and his eyes a-bugging out. And the
doctor hearn them, too. Fur some reason or other he flushed up and cut a
look out of the corner of his eye at Colonel Tom.</p>
<p>We went right through the main street and out toward the edge of town, by
the crick, where Miss Lucy's house was. And, if anything, all of us
feeling nervouser yet. And saying nothing and not looking at each other.
And Colonel Tom rolling cigarettes and fumbling fur matches and lighting
them and slinging them away. Fur how does anybody know how women is going
to take even the most ordinary little things?</p>
<p>I knowed the way well enough, and where the house was, but as we went
around the turn in the road I run acrost a surprised feeling. I come onto
the place where our campfire had been them nights we was there. Looey had
drug an old fence post onto the fire one night, and the post had only
burned half up. The butt end of it, all charred and flaked, was still
laying in the grass and weeds there. It hit me with a queer feeling—like
it was only yesterday that fire had been lit there. And yet I knowed it
had been a year and a half ago.</p>
<p>Well, it has always been my luck to run into things without the right kind
of a lie fixed up ahead of time. They was three or four purty good stories
I had been trying over in my head to tell Martha when I seen her. Any one
of them stories might of done all right; but I hadn't decided WHICH one to
use. And, of course, I run plumb into Martha. She was standing by the
gate, which was about twenty yards from the veranda. And all four lies
popped into my head at oncet, and got so mixed up with one another there,
I seen right off it was useless to try to tell anything that sounded
straight. Besides, when you are in the fix I was in, what can you tell a
girl anyhow?</p>
<p>So I jest says to her:</p>
<p>"Hullo!"</p>
<p>Martha, she had been fussing around some flower bushes with a pair of
shears and gloves on. She looks up when I says that, and she sizes us all
up standing by the gate, and her eyes pops open, and so does her mouth,
and she is so surprised to see me she drops her shears.</p>
<p>And she looks scared, too.</p>
<p>"Is Miss Buckner at home?" asts Colonel Tom, lifting his hat very polite.</p>
<p>"Miss B-B-Buckner?" Martha stutters, very scared-like, and not taking her
eyes off of me to answer him.</p>
<p>"Miss Hampton, Martha," I says.</p>
<p>"Y-y-y-es, s-sh-she is," says Martha. I wondered what was the matter with
her.</p>
<p>It is always my luck to get left all alone with my troubles. The doctor
and the colonel, they walked right past us when she said yes, and up
toward the house, and left her and me standing there. I could of went
along and butted in, mebby. But I says to myself I will have the derned
thing out here and now, and know the worst. And I was so interested in my
trouble and Martha that I didn't even notice if Miss Lucy met 'em at the
door, and if so, how she acted. When I next looked up they was all in the
house.</p>
<p>"Martha—" I begins. But she breaks in.</p>
<p>"Danny," she says, looking like she is going to cry, "don't l-l-look at me
l-l-like that. If you knew ALL you wouldn't blame me. You—"</p>
<p>"Wouldn't blame you fur what?" I asts her.</p>
<p>"I know it's wrong of me," she says, begging-like.</p>
<p>"Mebby it is and mebby it ain't," I says. "But what is it?"</p>
<p>"But you never wrote to me," she says.</p>
<p>"You never wrote to me," I says, not wanting her to get the best of me,
whatever it was she might be talking about.</p>
<p>"And then HE came to town!—"</p>
<p>"Who?" I asts her.</p>
<p>"Don't you know?" she says. "The man I am going to marry."</p>
<p>When she said that I felt, all of a sudden, like when you are broke and
hungry and run acrost a half dollar you had forgot about in your other
pants. I was so glad I jumped.</p>
<p>"Great guns!" I says.</p>
<p>I had never really knowed what being glad was before.</p>
<p>"Oh, Danny, Danny," she says, putting her hands in front of her face, "and
here you have come to claim me for your bride!"</p>
<p>Which showed me why she had looked so scared. That there girl had went and
got engaged to another feller. And had been laying awake nights suffering
fur fear I would turn up agin. And now I had. Looey, he always said never
to trust a woman!</p>
<p>"Martha," I says, "you ain't acted right with me."</p>
<p>"Oh, Danny, Danny," she says, "I know it! I know it!"</p>
<p>"Some fellers in my place," I says, "would raise a dickens of a row."</p>
<p>"I DID love you once," she says, looking at me from between her fingers.</p>
<p>"Yes," says I, acting real melancholy, "you did. And now you've quit it,
they don't seem to me to be nothing left to live fur." Martha, she was an
awful romanceful girl. I got the notion that mebby she was enjoying her
own remorsefulness a little bit. I fetched a deep sigh and I says:</p>
<p>"Some fellers would kill theirselves on the spot!"</p>
<p>"Oh!—Oh!—Oh!—" says Martha.</p>
<p>"But, Martha," says I, "I ain't that mean. I ain't going to do that."</p>
<p>That dern girl ackshellay give me a disappointed look! If anything, she
was jest a bit TOO romanceful, Martha was.</p>
<p>"No," says I, cheering up a little, "I am going to do something they ain't
many fellers would do, Martha. I'm going to forgive you. Free and fair and
open. And give you back my half of that ring, and—"</p>
<p>Dern it! I had forgot I had lost that half of that there ring! I
remembered so quick it stopped me.</p>
<p>"You always kept it, Danny?" she asts me, very soft-spoken, so as not to
give pain to one so faithful and so noble as what I was. "Let me see it,
Danny."</p>
<p>I made like I was feeling through all my pockets fur it. But that couldn't
last forever. I run out of pockets purty soon. And her face begun to show
she was smelling a rat. Finally I says:</p>
<p>"These ain't my other clothes—it must be in them."</p>
<p>"Danny," she says, "I believe you LOST it."</p>
<p>"Martha," I says, taking a chancet, "you know you lost YOUR half!"</p>
<p>She owns up she has lost it a long while ago. And when she lost it, she
says, she knowed that was fate and that our love was omened in under an
evil star. And who was she, she says, to struggle agin fate?</p>
<p>"Martha," I says, "I'll be honest with you. Fate got away with my half too
one day when I didn't know they was crooks like her sticking around."</p>
<p>Well, I seen that girl seen through me then. Martha was awful smart
sometimes. And each one was so derned tickled the other one wasn't going
to do any pining away we like to of fell into love all over agin. But not
quite. Fur neither one would ever trust the other one agin. So we felt
more comfortable with each other. You ain't never comfortable with a
person you know is more honest than you be.</p>
<p>"But," says Martha, after a minute, "if you didn't come back to make me
marry you, what does Doctor Kirby want to see Miss Hampton about? And who
was that with him?"</p>
<p>I had been nigh to forgetting the main thing we had all come here fur, in
my gladness at getting rid of any danger of marrying Martha. But it come
to me all to oncet I had been missing a lot that must be taking place
inside that house. I had even missed the way they first looked when she
met 'em at the door, and I wouldn't of missed that fur a lot. And I seen
all to oncet what a big piece of news it will be to Martha.</p>
<p>"Martha," I says, "they ain't no Dr. Hartley L. Kirby. The man known as
such is David Armstrong!"</p>
<p>I never seen any one so peetrified as Martha was fur a minute.</p>
<p>"Yes," says I, "and the other one is Miss Lucy's brother. And they are all
three in there straightening themselves out and finding where everybody
gets off at, and why. One of these here serious times you read about. And
you and me are missing it all, like a couple of gumps. How can we hear?"</p>
<p>Martha says she don't know.</p>
<p>"You THINK," I told her. "We've wasted five good minutes already. I've GOT
to hear the rest of it. Where would they be?"</p>
<p>Martha guesses they will all be in the sitting room, which has got the
best chairs in it.</p>
<p>"What is next to it? A back parlour, or a bedroom, or what?" I was
thinking of how I happened to overhear Perfessor Booth and his fambly
that-a-way.</p>
<p>Martha says they is nothing like that to be tried.</p>
<p>"Martha," I says, "this is serious. This here story they are thrashing out
in there is the only derned sure-enough romanceful story either you or me
is ever lible to run up against personal in all our lives. It would of
been a good deal nicer if they had ast us in to see the wind-up of it.
Fur, if it hadn't of been fur me, they never would of been reunited and
rejuvenated the way they be. But some people get stingy streaks with their
concerns. You think!"</p>
<p>Martha, she says: "Danny, it wouldn't be honourable to listen."</p>
<p>"Martha," I tells her, "after the way you and me went and jilted each
other, what kind of senses of honour have WE got to brag about?"</p>
<p>She remembers that the spare bedroom is right over the sitting room. The
house is heated with stoves in the winter time. There is a register right
through the floor of the spare bedroom and the ceiling of the sitting
room. Not the kind of a register that comes from a twisted-around shaft in
a house that uses furnace heat. But jest really a hole in the floor, with
a cast-iron grating, to let the heat from the room below into the one
above. She says she guesses two people that wasn't so very honourable
might sneak into the house the back way, and up the back stairs, and into
the spare bedroom, and lay down on their stummicks on the floor, being
careful to make no noise, and both see and hear through that register.
Which we done it.</p>
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