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<h2> CHAPTER LXXI </h2>
<h3> A LONG ACCOUNT SETTLED </h3>
<p>Having resolved on a night-assault (as our undisciplined men,
three-fourths of whom had never been shot at, could not fairly be expected
to march up to visible musket-mouths), we cared not much about drilling
our forces, only to teach them to hold a musket, so far as we could supply
that weapon to those with the cleverest eyes; and to give them familiarity
with the noise it made in exploding. And we fixed upon Friday night for
our venture, because the moon would be at the full; and our powder was
coming from Dulverton on the Friday afternoon.</p>
<p>Uncle Reuben did not mean to expose himself to shooting, his time of life
for risk of life being now well over and the residue too valuable. But his
counsels, and his influence, and above all his warehousemen, well
practised in beating carpets, were of true service to us. His miners also
did great wonders, having a grudge against the Doones; as indeed who had
not for thirty miles round their valley?</p>
<p>It was settled that the yeomen, having good horses under them, should give
account (with the miners' help) of as many Doones as might be despatched
to plunder the pretended gold. And as soon as we knew that this party of
robbers, be it more or less, was out of hearing from the valley, we were
to fall to, ostensibly at the Doone-gate (which was impregnable now), but
in reality upon their rear, by means of my old water-slide. For I had
chosen twenty young fellows, partly miners, and partly warehousemen, and
sheep farmers, and some of other vocations, but all to be relied upon for
spirit and power of climbing. And with proper tools to aid us, and myself
to lead the way, I felt no doubt whatever but that we could all attain the
crest where first I had met with Lorna.</p>
<p>Upon the whole, I rejoiced that Lorna was not present now. It must have
been irksome to her feelings to have all her kindred and old associates
(much as she kept aloof from them) put to death without ceremony, or else
putting all of us to death. For all of us were resolved this time to have
no more shilly-shallying; but to go through with a nasty business, in the
style of honest Englishmen, when the question comes to 'Your life or
mine.'</p>
<p>There was hardly a man among us who had not suffered bitterly from the
miscreants now before us. One had lost his wife perhaps, another had lost
a daughter—according to their ages, another had lost his favourite
cow; in a word, there was scarcely any one who had not to complain of a
hayrick; and what surprised me then, not now, was that the men least
injured made the greatest push concerning it. But be the wrong too great
to speak of, or too small to swear about, from poor Kit Badcock to rich
Master Huckaback, there was not one but went heart and soul for stamping
out these firebrands.</p>
<p>The moon was lifting well above the shoulder of the uplands, when we, the
chosen band, set forth, having the short cut along the valleys to foot of
the Bagworthy water; and therefore having allowed the rest an hour, to
fetch round the moors and hills; we were not to begin our climb until we
heard a musket fired from the heights on the left-hand side, where John
Fry himself was stationed, upon his own and his wife's request; so as to
keep out of action. And that was the place where I had been used to sit,
and to watch for Lorna. And John Fry was to fire his gun, with a ball of
wool inside it, so soon as he heard the hurly-burly at the Doone-gate
beginning; which we, by reason of waterfall, could not hear, down in the
meadows there.</p>
<p>We waited a very long time, with the moon marching up heaven steadfastly,
and the white fog trembling in chords and columns, like a silver harp of
the meadows. And then the moon drew up the fogs, and scarfed herself in
white with them; and so being proud, gleamed upon the water, like a bride
at her looking-glass; and yet there was no sound of either John Fry, or
his blunderbuss.</p>
<p>I began to think that the worthy John, being out of all danger, and having
brought a counterpane (according to his wife's directions, because one of
the children had a cold), must veritably have gone to sleep; leaving other
people to kill, or be killed, as might be the will of God; so that he were
comfortable. But herein I did wrong to John, and am ready to acknowledge
it; for suddenly the most awful noise that anything short of thunder could
make, came down among the rocks, and went and hung upon the corners.</p>
<p>'The signal, my lads,' I cried, leaping up and rubbing my eyes; for even
now, while condemning John unjustly, I was giving him right to be hard
upon me. 'Now hold on by the rope, and lay your quarter-staffs across, my
lads; and keep your guns pointing to heaven, lest haply we shoot one
another.'</p>
<p>'Us shan't never shutt one anoother, wi' our goons at that mark, I
reckon,' said an oldish chap, but as tough as leather, and esteemed a wit
for his dryness.</p>
<p>'You come next to me, old Ike; you be enough to dry up the waters; now,
remember, all lean well forward. If any man throws his weight back, down
he goes; and perhaps he may never get up again; and most likely he will
shoot himself.'</p>
<p>I was still more afraid of their shooting me; for my chief alarm in this
steep ascent was neither of the water nor of the rocks, but of the loaded
guns we bore. If any man slipped, off might go his gun, and however good
his meaning, I being first was most likely to take far more than I fain
would apprehend.</p>
<p>For this cause, I had debated with Uncle Ben and with Cousin Tom as to the
expediency of our climbing with guns unloaded. But they, not being in the
way themselves, assured me that there was nothing to fear, except through
uncommon clumsiness; and that as for charging our guns at the top, even
veteran troops could scarcely be trusted to perform it properly in the
hurry, and the darkness, and the noise of fighting before them.</p>
<p>However, thank God, though a gun went off, no one was any the worse for
it, neither did the Doones notice it, in the thick of the firing in front
of them. For the orders to those of the sham attack, conducted by Tom
Faggus, were to make the greatest possible noise, without exposure of
themselves; until we, in the rear, had fallen to; which John Fry was again
to give the signal of.</p>
<p>Therefore we, of the chosen band, stole up the meadow quietly, keeping in
the blots of shade, and hollow of the watercourse. And the earliest notice
the Counsellor had, or any one else, of our presence, was the blazing of
the log-wood house, where lived that villain Carver. It was my especial
privilege to set this house on fire; upon which I had insisted,
exclusively and conclusively. No other hand but mine should lay a brand,
or strike steel on flint for it; I had made all preparations carefully for
a goodly blaze. And I must confess that I rubbed my hands, with a strong
delight and comfort, when I saw the home of that man, who had fired so
many houses, having its turn of smoke, and blaze, and of crackling fury.</p>
<p>We took good care, however, to burn no innocent women or children in that
most righteous destruction. For we brought them all out beforehand; some
were glad, and some were sorry; according to their dispositions. For
Carver had ten or a dozen wives; and perhaps that had something to do with
his taking the loss of Lorna so easily. One child I noticed, as I saved
him; a fair and handsome little fellow, whom (if Carver Doone could love
anything on earth beside his wretched self) he did love. The boy climbed
on my back and rode; and much as I hated his father, it was not in my
heart to say or do a thing to vex him.</p>
<p>Leaving these poor injured people to behold their burning home, we drew
aside, by my directions, into the covert beneath the cliff. But not before
we had laid our brands to three other houses, after calling the women
forth, and bidding them go for their husbands, and to come and fight a
hundred of us. In the smoke and rush, and fire, they believed that we were
a hundred; and away they ran, in consternation, to the battle at the
Doone-gate.</p>
<p>'All Doone-town is on fire, on fire!' we heard them shrieking as they
went; 'a hundred soldiers are burning it, with a dreadful great man at the
head of them!'</p>
<p>Presently, just as I expected, back came the warriors of the Doones;
leaving but two or three at the gate, and burning with wrath to crush
under foot the presumptuous clowns in their valley. Just then the waxing
fire leaped above the red crest of the cliffs, and danced on the pillars
of the forest, and lapped like a tide on the stones of the slope. All the
valley flowed with light, and the limpid waters reddened, and the fair
young women shone, and the naked children glistened.</p>
<p>But the finest sight of all was to see those haughty men striding down the
causeway darkly, reckless of their end, but resolute to have two lives for
every one. A finer dozen of young men could not have been found in the
world perhaps, nor a braver, nor a viler one.</p>
<p>Seeing how few there were of them, I was very loath to fire, although I
covered the leader, who appeared to be dashing Charley; for they were at
easy distance now, brightly shone by the fire-light, yet ignorant where to
look for us. I thought that we might take them prisoners—though what
good that could be God knows, as they must have been hanged thereafter—anyhow
I was loath to shoot, or to give the word to my followers.</p>
<p>But my followers waited for no word; they saw a fair shot at the men they
abhorred, the men who had robbed them of home or of love, and the chance
was too much for their charity. At a signal from old Ikey, who levelled
his own gun first, a dozen muskets were discharged, and half of the Doones
dropped lifeless, like so many logs of firewood, or chopping-blocks rolled
over.</p>
<p>Although I had seen a great battle before, and a hundred times the
carnage, this appeared to me to be horrible; and I was at first inclined
to fall upon our men for behaving so. But one instant showed me that they
were right; for while the valley was filled with howling, and with shrieks
of women, and the beams of the blazing houses fell, and hissed in the
bubbling river; all the rest of the Doones leaped at us, like so many
demons. They fired wildly, not seeing us well among the hazel bushes; and
then they clubbed their muskets, or drew their swords, as might be; and
furiously drove at us.</p>
<p>For a moment, although we were twice their number, we fell back before
their valorous fame, and the power of their onset. For my part, admiring
their courage greatly, and counting it slur upon manliness that two should
be down upon one so, I withheld my hand awhile; for I cared to meet none
but Carver; and he was not among them. The whirl and hurry of this fight,
and the hard blows raining down—for now all guns were empty—took
away my power of seeing, or reasoning upon anything. Yet one thing I saw,
which dwelled long with me; and that was Christopher Badcock spending his
life to get Charley's.</p>
<p>How he had found out, none may tell; both being dead so long ago; but, at
any rate, he had found out that Charley was the man who had robbed him of
his wife and honour. It was Carver Doone who took her away, but
Charleworth Doone was beside him; and, according to cast of dice, she fell
to Charley's share. All this Kit Badcock (who was mad, according to our
measures) had discovered, and treasured up; and now was his revenge-time.</p>
<p>He had come into the conflict without a weapon of any kind; only begging
me to let him be in the very thick of it. For him, he said, life was no
matter, after the loss of his wife and child; but death was matter to him,
and he meant to make the most of it. Such a face I never saw, and never
hope to see again, as when poor Kit Badcock spied Charley coming towards
us.</p>
<p>We had thought this man a patient fool, a philosopher of a little sort, or
one who could feel nothing. And his quiet manner of going about, and the
gentleness of his answers (when some brutes asked him where his wife was,
and whether his baby had been well-trussed), these had misled us to think
that the man would turn the mild cheek to everything. But I, in the
loneliness of our barn, had listened, and had wept with him.</p>
<p>Therefore was I not surprised, so much as all the rest of us, when, in the
foremost of red light, Kit went up to Charleworth Doone, as if to some
inheritance; and took his seisin of right upon him, being himself a
powerful man; and begged a word aside with him. What they said aside, I
know not; all I know is that without weapon, each man killed the other.
And Margery Badcock came, and wept, and hung upon her poor husband; and
died, that summer, of heart-disease.</p>
<p>Now for these and other things (whereof I could tell a thousand) was the
reckoning come that night; and not a line we missed of it; soon as our bad
blood was up. I like not to tell of slaughter, though it might be of
wolves and tigers; and that was a night of fire and slaughter, and of very
long-harboured revenge. Enough that ere the daylight broke upon that wan
March morning, the only Doones still left alive were the Counsellor and
Carver. And of all the dwellings of the Doones (inhabited with luxury, and
luscious taste, and licentiousness) not even one was left, but all made
potash in the river.</p>
<p>This may seem a violent and unholy revenge upon them. And I (who led the
heart of it) have in these my latter years doubted how I shall be judged,
not of men—for God only knows the errors of man's judgments—but
by that great God Himself, the front of whose forehead is mercy.</p>
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