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<h2> CHAPTER XXVI </h2>
<h3> JOHN IS DRAINED AND CAST ASIDE </h3>
<p>His lordship was busy with some letters, and did not look up for a minute
or two, although he knew that I was there. Meanwhile I stood waiting to
make my bow; afraid to begin upon him, and wondering at his great
bull-head. Then he closed his letters, well-pleased with their import, and
fixed his bold broad stare on me, as if I were an oyster opened, and he
would know how fresh I was.</p>
<p>'May it please your worship,' I said, 'here I am according to order,
awaiting your good pleasure.'</p>
<p>'Thou art made to weight, John, more than order. How much dost thou tip
the scales to?'</p>
<p>'Only twelvescore pounds, my lord, when I be in wrestling trim. And sure I
must have lost weight here, fretting so long in London.'</p>
<p>'Ha, ha! Much fret is there in thee! Hath His Majesty seen thee?'</p>
<p>'Yes, my lord, twice or even thrice; and he made some jest concerning me.'</p>
<p>'A very bad one, I doubt not. His humour is not so dainty as mine, but apt
to be coarse and unmannerly. Now John, or Jack, by the look of thee, thou
art more used to be called.'</p>
<p>'Yes, your worship, when I am with old Molly and Betty Muxworthy.'</p>
<p>'Peace, thou forward varlet! There is a deal too much of thee. We shall
have to try short commons with thee, and thou art a very long common. Ha,
ha! Where is that rogue Spank? Spank must hear that by-and-by. It is
beyond thy great thick head, Jack.'</p>
<p>'Not so, my lord; I have been at school, and had very bad jokes made upon
me.'</p>
<p>'Ha, ha! It hath hit thee hard. And faith, it would be hard to miss thee,
even with harpoon. And thou lookest like to blubber, now. Capital, in
faith! I have thee on every side, Jack, and thy sides are manifold;
many-folded at any rate. Thou shalt have double expenses, Jack, for the
wit thou hast provoked in me.'</p>
<p>'Heavy goods lack heavy payment, is a proverb down our way, my lord.'</p>
<p>'Ah, I hurt thee, I hurt thee, Jack. The harpoon hath no tickle for thee.
Now, Jack Whale, having hauled thee hard, we will proceed to examine
thee.' Here all his manner was changed, and he looked with his heavy brows
bent upon me, as if he had never laughed in his life, and would allow none
else to do so.</p>
<p>'I am ready to answer, my lord,' I replied, 'if he asks me nought beyond
my knowledge, or beyond my honour.'</p>
<p>'Hadst better answer me everything, lump. What hast thou to do with
honour? Now is there in thy neighbourhood a certain nest of robbers,
miscreants, and outlaws, whom all men fear to handle?'</p>
<p>'Yes, my lord. At least, I believe some of them be robbers, and all of
them are outlaws.'</p>
<p>'And what is your high sheriff about, that he doth not hang them all? Or
send them up for me to hang, without more to do about them?'</p>
<p>'I reckon that he is afraid, my lord; it is not safe to meddle with them.
They are of good birth, and reckless; and their place is very strong.'</p>
<p>'Good birth! What was Lord Russell of, Lord Essex, and this Sidney? 'Tis
the surest heirship to the block to be the chip of a good one. What is the
name of this pestilent race, and how many of them are there?'</p>
<p>'They are the Doones of Bagworthy forest, may it please your worship. And
we reckon there be about forty of them, beside the women and children.'</p>
<p>'Forty Doones, all forty thieves! and women and children! Thunder of God!
How long have they been there then?'</p>
<p>'They may have been there thirty years, my lord; and indeed they may have
been forty. Before the great war broke out they came, longer back than I
can remember.'</p>
<p>'Ay, long before thou wast born, John. Good, thou speakest plainly. Woe
betide a liar, whenso I get hold of him. Ye want me on the Western
Circuit; by God, and ye shall have me, when London traitors are spun and
swung. There is a family called De Whichehalse living very nigh thee,
John?'</p>
<p>This he said in a sudden manner, as if to take me off my guard, and fixed
his great thick eyes on me. And in truth I was much astonished.</p>
<p>'Yes, my lord, there is. At least, not so very far from us. Baron de
Whichehalse, of Ley Manor.'</p>
<p>'Baron, ha! of the Exchequer—eh, lad? And taketh dues instead of His
Majesty. Somewhat which halts there ought to come a little further, I
trow. It shall be seen to, as well as the witch which makes it so to halt.
Riotous knaves in West England, drunken outlaws, you shall dance, if ever
I play pipe for you. John Ridd, I will come to Oare parish, and rout out
the Oare of Babylon.'</p>
<p>'Although your worship is so learned,' I answered seeing that now he was
beginning to make things uneasy; 'your worship, though being Chief
Justice, does little justice to us. We are downright good and loyal folk;
and I have not seen, since here I came to this great town of London, any
who may better us, or even come anigh us, in honesty, and goodness, and
duty to our neighbours. For we are very quiet folk, not prating our own
virtues—'</p>
<p>'Enough, good John, enough! Knowest thou not that modesty is the
maidenhood of virtue, lost even by her own approval? Now hast thou ever
heard or thought that De Whichehalse is in league with the Doones of
Bagworthy?'</p>
<p>Saying these words rather slowly, he skewered his great eyes into mine, so
that I could not think at all, neither look at him, nor yet away. The idea
was so new to me that it set my wits all wandering; and looking into me,
he saw that I was groping for the truth.</p>
<p>'John Ridd, thine eyes are enough for me. I see thou hast never dreamed of
it. Now hast thou ever seen a man whose name is Thomas Faggus?'</p>
<p>'Yes, sir, many and many a time. He is my own worthy cousin; and I fear he
that hath intentions'—here I stopped, having no right there to speak
about our Annie.</p>
<p>'Tom Faggus is a good man,' he said; and his great square face had a smile
which showed me he had met my cousin; 'Master Faggus hath made mistakes as
to the title to property, as lawyers oftentimes may do; but take him all
for all, he is a thoroughly straightforward man; presents his bill, and
has it paid, and makes no charge for drawing it. Nevertheless, we must tax
his costs, as of any other solicitor.'</p>
<p>'To be sure, to be sure, my lord!' was all that I could say, not
understanding what all this meant.</p>
<p>'I fear he will come to the gallows,' said the Lord Chief Justice, sinking
his voice below the echoes; 'tell him this from me, Jack. He shall never
be condemned before me; but I cannot be everywhere, and some of our
Justices may keep short memory of his dinners. Tell him to change his
name, turn parson, or do something else, to make it wrong to hang him.
Parson is the best thing, he hath such command of features, and he might
take his tithes on horseback. Now a few more things, John Ridd; and for
the present I have done with thee.'</p>
<p>All my heart leaped up at this, to get away from London so: and yet I
could hardly trust to it.</p>
<p>'Is there any sound round your way of disaffection to His Majesty, His
most gracious Majesty?'</p>
<p>'No, my lord: no sign whatever. We pray for him in church perhaps, and we
talk about him afterwards, hoping it may do him good, as it is intended.
But after that we have naught to say, not knowing much about him—at
least till I get home again.'</p>
<p>'That is as it should be, John. And the less you say the better. But I
have heard of things in Taunton, and even nearer to you in Dulverton, and
even nigher still upon Exmoor; things which are of the pillory kind, and
even more of the gallows. I see that you know naught of them.
Nevertheless, it will not be long before all England hears of them. Now,
John, I have taken a liking to thee, for never man told me the truth,
without fear or favour, more thoroughly and truly than thou hast done.
Keep thou clear of this, my son. It will come to nothing; yet many shall
swing high for it. Even I could not save thee, John Ridd, if thou wert
mixed in this affair. Keep from the Doones, keep from De Whichehalse, keep
from everything which leads beyond the sight of thy knowledge. I meant to
use thee as my tool; but I see thou art too honest and simple. I will send
a sharper down; but never let me find thee, John, either a tool for the
other side, or a tube for my words to pass through.'</p>
<p>Here the Lord Justice gave me such a glare that I wished myself well rid
of him, though thankful for his warnings; and seeing how he had made upon
me a long abiding mark of fear, he smiled again in a jocular manner, and
said,—</p>
<p>'Now, get thee gone, Jack. I shall remember thee; and I trow, thou wilt'st
not for many a day forget me.'</p>
<p>'My lord, I was never so glad to go; for the hay must be in, and the ricks
unthatched, and none of them can make spars like me, and two men to twist
every hay-rope, and mother thinking it all right, and listening right and
left to lies, and cheated at every pig she kills, and even the skins of
the sheep to go—'</p>
<p>'John Ridd, I thought none could come nigh your folk in honesty, and
goodness, and duty to their neighbours!'</p>
<p>'Sure enough, my lord; but by our folk, I mean ourselves, not the men nor
women neither—'</p>
<p>'That will do, John. Go thy way. Not men, nor women neither, are better
than they need be.'</p>
<p>I wished to set this matter right; but his worship would not hear me, and
only drove me out of court, saying that men were thieves and liars, no
more in one place than another, but all alike all over the world, and
women not far behind them. It was not for me to dispute this point (though
I was not yet persuaded of it), both because my lord was a Judge, and must
know more about it, and also that being a man myself I might seem to be
defending myself in an unbecoming manner. Therefore I made a low bow, and
went; in doubt as to which had the right of it.</p>
<p>But though he had so far dismissed me, I was not yet quite free to go,
inasmuch as I had not money enough to take me all the way to Oare, unless
indeed I should go afoot, and beg my sustenance by the way, which seemed
to be below me. Therefore I got my few clothes packed, and my few debts
paid, all ready to start in half an hour, if only they would give me
enough to set out upon the road with. For I doubted not, being young and
strong, that I could walk from London to Oare in ten days or in twelve at
most, which was not much longer than horse-work; only I had been a fool,
as you will say when you hear it. For after receiving from Master Spank
the amount of the bill which I had delivered—less indeed by fifty
shillings than the money my mother had given me, for I had spent fifty
shillings, and more, in seeing the town and treating people, which I could
not charge to His Majesty—I had first paid all my debts thereout,
which were not very many, and then supposing myself to be an established
creditor of the Treasury for my coming needs, and already scenting the
country air, and foreseeing the joy of my mother, what had I done but
spent half my balance, ay and more than three-quarters of it, upon
presents for mother, and Annie, and Lizzie, John Fry, and his wife, and
Betty Muxworthy, Bill Dadds, Jim Slocombe, and, in a word, half of the
rest of the people at Oare, including all the Snowe family, who must have
things good and handsome? And if I must while I am about it, hide nothing
from those who read me, I had actually bought for Lorna a thing the price
of which quite frightened me, till the shopkeeper said it was nothing at
all, and that no young man, with a lady to love him, could dare to offer
her rubbish, such as the Jew sold across the way. Now the mere idea of
beautiful Lorna ever loving me, which he talked about as patly (though of
course I never mentioned her) as if it were a settled thing, and he knew
all about it, that mere idea so drove me abroad, that if he had asked
three times as much, I could never have counted the money.</p>
<p>Now in all this I was a fool of course—not for remembering my
friends and neighbours, which a man has a right to do, and indeed is bound
to do, when he comes from London—but for not being certified first
what cash I had to go on with. And to my great amazement, when I went with
another bill for the victuals of only three days more, and a week's
expense on the homeward road reckoned very narrowly, Master Spank not only
refused to grant me any interview, but sent me out a piece of blue paper,
looking like a butcher's ticket, and bearing these words and no more,
'John Ridd, go to the devil. He who will not when he may, when he will, he
shall have nay.' From this I concluded that I had lost favour in the sight
of Chief Justice Jeffreys. Perhaps because my evidence had not proved of
any value! perhaps because he meant to let the matter lie, till cast on
him.</p>
<p>Anyhow, it was a reason of much grief, and some anger to me, and very
great anxiety, disappointment, and suspense. For here was the time of the
hay gone past, and the harvest of small corn coming on, and the trout now
rising at the yellow Sally, and the blackbirds eating our white-heart
cherries (I was sure, though I could not see them), and who was to do any
good for mother, or stop her from weeping continually? And more than this,
what was become of Lorna? Perhaps she had cast me away altogether, as a
flouter and a changeling; perhaps she had drowned herself in the black
well; perhaps (and that was worst of all) she was even married, child as
she was, to that vile Carver Doone, if the Doones ever cared about
marrying! That last thought sent me down at once to watch for Mr. Spank
again, resolved that if I could catch him, spank him I would to a pretty
good tune, although sixteen in family.</p>
<p>However, there was no such thing as to find him; and the usher vowed
(having orders I doubt) that he was gone to the sea for the good of his
health, having sadly overworked himself; and that none but a poor devil
like himself, who never had handling of money, would stay in London this
foul, hot weather; which was likely to bring the plague with it. Here was
another new terror for me, who had heard of the plagues of London, and the
horrible things that happened; and so going back to my lodgings at once, I
opened my clothes and sought for spots, especially as being so long at a
hairy fellmonger's; but finding none, I fell down and thanked God for that
same, and vowed to start for Oare to-morrow, with my carbine loaded, come
weal come woe, come sun come shower; though all the parish should laugh at
me, for begging my way home again, after the brave things said of my
going, as if I had been the King's cousin.</p>
<p>But I was saved in some degree from this lowering of my pride, and what
mattered more, of mother's; for going to buy with my last crown-piece
(after all demands were paid) a little shot and powder, more needful on
the road almost than even shoes or victuals, at the corner of the street I
met my good friend Jeremy Stickles, newly come in search of me. I took him
back to my little room—mine at least till to-morrow morning—and
told him all my story, and how much I felt aggrieved by it. But he
surprised me very much, by showing no surprise at all.</p>
<p>'It is the way of the world, Jack. They have gotten all they can from
thee, and why should they feed thee further? We feed not a dead pig, I
trow, but baste him well with brine and rue. Nay, we do not victual him
upon the day of killing; which they have done to thee. Thou art a lucky
man, John; thou hast gotten one day's wages, or at any rate half a day,
after thy work was rendered. God have mercy on me, John! The things I see
are manifold; and so is my regard of them. What use to insist on this, or
make a special point of that, or hold by something said of old, when a
different mood was on? I tell thee, Jack, all men are liars; and he is the
least one who presses not too hard on them for lying.'</p>
<p>This was all quite dark to me, for I never looked at things like that, and
never would own myself a liar, not at least to other people, nor even to
myself, although I might to God sometimes, when trouble was upon me. And
if it comes to that, no man has any right to be called a 'liar' for
smoothing over things unwitting, through duty to his neighbour.</p>
<p>'Five pounds thou shalt have, Jack,' said Jeremy Stickles suddenly, while
I was all abroad with myself as to being a liar or not; 'five pounds, and
I will take my chance of wringing it from that great rogue Spank. Ten I
would have made it, John, but for bad luck lately. Put back your bits of
paper, lad; I will have no acknowledgment. John Ridd, no nonsense with
me!'</p>
<p>For I was ready to kiss his hand, to think that any man in London (the
meanest and most suspicious place, upon all God's earth) should trust me
with five pounds, without even a receipt for it! It overcame me so that I
sobbed; for, after all, though big in body, I am but a child at heart. It
was not the five pounds that moved me, but the way of giving it; and after
so much bitter talk, the great trust in my goodness.</p>
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