<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIII.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_130" id="Page_130"></SPAN></span></h2>
<h4>TWO TRAMPS. BY LAND AND SEA.</h4>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i4">"Travelers must be content."<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>The translation of Petrarch, Plutarch, Tacitus, Terence, and particularly
Homer, by Chapman, gave a great impulse to dramatic writers, and inspired a
feverish desire to travel through classic lands where classic authors lived
and died.</p>
<p>Shakspere was a natural bohemian, and while he could conform to the
conventionalities of society, he was never more pleased than when mixing
with the variegated mass of mankind, where vice and virtue predominated
without the guilt of hypocrisy to blur and blast the principles of
sincerity.</p>
<p>Art, fashion and human laws he knew to be often only blinds for the
concealment of plastic iniquity, and were secretly purchased by the few who
had the gold to buy.</p>
<p>By sinking the grappling iron of independent investigation into every form
and phase of human life, he plucked from the deepest ocean of ad<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_131" id="Page_131"></SPAN></span>versity
the rarest shells, weeds and flowers of thought, and spread them before the
world as a new revelation.</p>
<p>By mingling with and knowing the good and bad, he solved the riddle of
human passions, and with mind, tongue and pen unpurchased, he flashed his
matchless philosophy on an admiring world, lifting the curtain of deceit
and obscurity from the stage of falsehood, giving to the beholder a sight
of Nature in her unexpurgated nakedness!</p>
<p>On the first of May, 1598, William and myself determined to travel into and
around continental and oriental lands, and view some of the noted
monuments, cities, seas, plains and mountains, where ancient warriors and
philosophers had left their imperishable records.</p>
<p>Sailing through the Strait of Dover into the English Channel, our good ship
Albion landed us in three days at Havre, the port town at the mouth of the
river Seine, leading on to Rouen and up to the ancient city of Paris.</p>
<p>Our good ship Albion was to remain a week trading between Havre and
Cherbourg, when we were to be again on board for a lengthy trip to the
various ports of the Mediterranean.</p>
<p>Our first night in Paris was spent at the Hotel Reims, a jolly headquarters
for students, painters, authors and actors.</p>
<p>LeMour was the blooming host, with his daughter Nannette as the coquettish
"roper in." Father and daughter spoke English about as well as William and
myself spoke French; and what was not understood by our mutual words and
phrases was explained by our gesticulation of hand, shoulder,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_132" id="Page_132"></SPAN></span> foot, eye,
and clinking "francs" and "sovereigns."</p>
<p>Cash speaks all languages, and it is a very ignorant mortal who can't
understand the voice of gold and silver.</p>
<p>"Francs," "pounds" and "dollars" are the real monarchs of mankind! William
in a prophetic mood recited these few lines to the "boys" at the bar:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">With circumspect steps as we pick our way through<br/></span>
<span class="i0">This intricate world, as all prudent folks do,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">May we still on our journey be able to view<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The benevolent face of a dollar or two.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For an excellent thing is a dollar or two;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">No friend is so true as a dollar or two;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In country or town, as we pass up and down,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">We are cock of the walk with a dollar or two!<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Do you wish that the press should the decent thing do,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And give your reception a gushing review,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Describing the dresses by stuff, style and hue,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">On the quiet, hand "Jenkins" a dollar or two;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For the pen sells its praise for a dollar or two;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And flings its abuse for a dollar or two;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And you'll find that it's easy to manage the crew<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When you put up the shape of a dollar or two!<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Do you wish your existence with Faith to imbue,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And so become one of the sanctified few;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Who enjoy a good name and a well cushioned pew<br/></span>
<span class="i0">You must freely come down with a dollar or two.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For the gospel is preached for a dollar or two,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Salvation is reached for a dollar or two;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_133" id="Page_133"></SPAN></span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sins are pardoned, sometimes, but the worst of all crimes<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Is to find yourself short of a dollar or two!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Although the Bard delivered this truthful poem off hand, so to speak, in
"broken" French, the cosmopolitan, polyglot audience "caught on" and
"shipped" the Stratford "poacher" a wave of tumultuous cheers!</p>
<p>That very night at the Theatre Saint Germain the new play of Garnier,
"Juives," was to be enacted before Henry the Fourth and a brilliant
audience.</p>
<p>William and myself were invited by a band of rollicking students to join
them in a front bench "clapping" committee, as Garnier himself was to take
the part of Old King Nebuchadnezzar in the great play, illustrating the
siege and capture of Jerusalem.</p>
<p>The curtain went up at eight o'clock, and the French actors began their
mimic contortions of face, lips, legs and shoulders for three mortal hours,
and while there was a constant shifting of scenes, citizens, soldiers, Jews
and battering rams, yells, groans and cheers, it looked as if the audience,
including King Henry, was doing the most of the acting, and all the
cheering! A maniac would be thoroughly at home in a French theatre!</p>
<p>The play had neither head, tail nor body, but it was sufficient for the
excitable, revolutionary Frenchman to see that the Jews were being robbed,
banished and slaughtered in the interest of Christianity and the late
Jesus, who is reported as hav<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_134" id="Page_134"></SPAN></span>ing taught the lessons of "love," "charity"
and "mercy!"</p>
<p>The "Son of God," it seems, had been crucified more than fifteen hundred
years before the audience had been created; and although "Old Neb" of
Babylon had destroyed a million of Hebrews several hundred years previous
to the birth of the Bethlehem "Savior of Mankind," the "frog" and "snail"
eaters of France were still breaking their lungs and throats in cheering
for the destruction of anybody!</p>
<p>It was one o'clock in the morning when we got back to the hotel; and with
the Bacchanalian racket made by the "students" and fantastic "grisettes" it
must have been nearly daylight before William and myself fell into the arms
of sleep.</p>
<p>Sliding into the realm of dreams I heard the "mammoth man" murmur:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Sleep, that knits up the raveled sleeve of care,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The death of each day's life, sore labor's bath,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Chief nourisher in life's feast!"<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Jodelle, Lariney, Corneille, Moliere, Racine, La Fontaine, Rousseau,
Voltaire, Balzac, or even Hugo, never uttered such masterly philosophy.</p>
<p>After partaking of a French breakfast, smothered with herbs and mystery, we
hired a fancy phaeton and voluble driver to whirr us around the principal
streets, parks and buildings of the rushing, brilliant city, everything
moving as if the devil were out with a search warrant for some of the stray
citizens of his imperial dominions.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_135" id="Page_135"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The driver spoke English very well, and with a telephone voice, surcharged
with monkey gestures, we listened to and saw the history of Paris from the
advent of Cæsar, Clovis, Charlemagne to Louis and Henry. A city directory
would have been a surplusage, and we flattered the "garcon" by seeming to
believe everything he said, exclaiming "Oh my!" "Do tell!" "Gee whizz!"
"Did you ever!" "Wonderful!" and "Never saw the like!"</p>
<p>As our mentor and nestor pulled up at noted wine cafés to water his horse,
we contributed to his own irrigation and our champagne thirst. Be good to
yourself.</p>
<p>It was sundown when we nestled in the Hotel Reims, but had been richly
repaid in our visit to the king's palace, the great Louvre, St. Denis,
Notre Dame and the great cathedrals, picture galleries, cemeteries and
monuments that decorated imperial Paris.</p>
<p>The evening before we left Paris we accepted the invitation of Garnier to
visit the Latin Quarter. The playwright did not know William or myself,
except as young English lords—"Buckingham" and "Bacon," traveling for
information and pleasure, sowing "wild," financial "oats" with the
liberality of princes.</p>
<p>A well dressed, polite man, with lots of money, and a "spender" from "way
back" is a welcome guest in home, church and state; and when it comes to
the "ladies," he is, of course, "a jewel," "a trump" and "darling." They
know a "soft snap" when they see it.</p>
<p>Some of us have been there.</p>
<p>While basking under the light of flashing eyes<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136"></SPAN></span> and sparkling wine at the
Royal Café, surrounded by a dozen of the artistic "friends" of the "toast
of the town," Garnier said he noticed us in the front bench the night
before, and knowing us to be Englishmen, was desirous to know how his play,
depicting the siege of Jerusalem compared with the new man Shakspere, who
had recently loomed up into the dramatic sky.</p>
<p>William winked at me in a kind of <i>sotto voce</i> way, and with that natural
exuberance or intellectual "gall" that never fails to strike the "bull's
eye," I bluntly said that Garnier's philosophy and composition were as
different from Shakspere's as the earth from the heaven!</p>
<p>The Frenchman arose and made an extended bow when his "girl" friends yelled
like the "rebels" at Shiloh and kicked off the tall hat of the noted French
dramatist! Great sport!</p>
<p>Extra wine was ordered, and then an improvised ballet girl jumped into the
middle of the wine room, with circus antics, champagne glasses in hand,
singing the praises of the great and only Garnier! Poor devil, he did not
know that my criticism was a double ender. Just as well.</p>
<p>I cannot exactly remember how I got to the hotel, but when William aroused
my latent energies the next morning, I felt as if I had been put through a
Kentucky corn sheller, or caught up in a Texas blizzard and blown into the
middle of Kansas.</p>
<p>William was, as usual, calm, polite, sober and dignified, and while he
touched the wine cup for sociability, in search of human hearts, I never
saw him intoxicated. He had a marvelous capacity of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137"></SPAN></span> body and brain, and
like an earthly Jupiter he shone over the variegated satellites around him
with the force and brilliancy of the morning sun. He was so far above other
thinkers and writers that no one who knew him felt a pang of jealousy, for
they saw it was impossible to even twinkle in the heaven of his philosophy.</p>
<p>The day before leaving Paris we visited Versailles and wandered through its
pictured palaces, drinking in the historical milestones of the past. Here
lords, kings, queens, farmers, mechanics, shop keepers, sailors, soldiers,
robbers, murderers and beggars had appropriated in turn these royal halls
and stately gardens.</p>
<p>Riot and revolution swept over these memorials like a winter storm, and the
thunder and lightning strokes of civil and foreign troops had desolated the
works of art, genius and royalty.</p>
<p>Nations rise and fall like individuals, and a thousand or ten thousand
years of time are only a "tick" in the clock of destiny.</p>
<p>Early on the morning of the seventh of May, 1598, we went on board a light
double-oared galley, swung into the sparkling waters of the Seine, and
proceeded on our way to Rouen and Havre.</p>
<p>The morning sun sparkling on the tall spires and towers, the songs of the
watermen and gardeners, whirring ropes, flashing flags, blooming flowers,
green parks, forest vistas, shining cottages, grand mansions and lofty
castles, in the shimmering distance gave the suburbs of Paris a phase of
enchantment that lifted the soul of the beholder into the fairy realm of
dreamland; and as our jolly crew rowed away with rhythmic sweep we lay
under<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138"></SPAN></span> a purple awning, sheltered from the midday sun, gazing out on the
works of Dame Nature with entranced amazement.</p>
<p>William, in one of his periodical bursts of impromptu poetry, uttered these
lines on</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i4">CREATION.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">The smallest grain of ocean sand,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or continent of mountain land,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With all the stars and suns we see<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Are emblems of eternity.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">God reigns in everything he made—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In man, in beast, in hill and glade;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In sum and substance of all birth;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Component parts of Heaven and Earth.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">The moving, ceaseless vital air<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Is managed by Almighty care,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And from the center to the rim,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">All creatures live and die in Him.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">We know not why we come and go<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Into this world of joy and woe,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But this we know that every hour<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Is clipping off our pride and power.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">The links of life that make our chain<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of golden joy and passing pain,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Are broken rudely day by day,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And like the mists we melt away.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_139" id="Page_139"></SPAN></span><br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">The voice of Nature never lies,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Presents to all her varied skies,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And wraps within her vernal breast<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The dust of man in pulseless rest.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">A billion years of life and death<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Are but a moment or a breath<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To one unknown Immortal Force<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Who guides the planets in their course!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>As the stars began to peep through the gathering curtains of night, and the
young moon like a broken circle of silver split the evening sky, we came in
sight of the busy town of Rouen, with its embattled walls and iron gates
still bidding defiance to British invasion.</p>
<p>After a night's slumber and a speedy passage our galley drew up against the
side of our stout ship Albion, when gallant Captain Jack O'Neil greeted us
on board, and refreshed our manhood with a fine breakfast, interspersed
with brandy and champagne.</p>
<p>The next morning, with all sails filled, we wafted away into the open
waters of the rolling Atlantic Ocean, touching at the town of Brest, land's
end port of France, and then away to Corunna in Spain, and on to Lisbon,
Portugal, where we remained three days viewing the architectural and
natural sights of the great commercial and shipping city of the Tagus.</p>
<p>About the middle of May we swung out again into the breakers of old ocean,
and held our course to the wonderful "Strait of Gibraltar," separating
Europe from Africa, whose inland, classic shores<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_140" id="Page_140"></SPAN></span> are bathed by the emerald
waters of the romantic Mediterranean Sea.</p>
<p>We remained for a day at the rocky, stormy town of Gibraltar, meeting
variegated men of all lands, who spoke all dialects, and preached and
practiced all religions.</p>
<p>The pagan, the Moslem, the Buddhist, the Jew and the Christian dressed in
the garb of their respective nationalities, were wrangling, trading,
praying and swearing in all languages, every one grasping for the "almighty
dollar."</p>
<p>As the sun went down over the shining shoulders of the Western Atlantic,
flashing its golden rays over the moving, liquid floor of the heaving ocean
and Mediterranean Sea, William and myself stood on the topmost crag of
giant Gibraltar, and the Bard sent forth this impulsive sigh from his
romantic soul:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">How I long to roam o'er the bounding sea,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where the waters and winds are fierce and free,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where the wild bird sails in his tireless flight,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As the sunrise scatters the shades of night;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where the porpoise and dolphin sport at play<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In their liquid realm of green and gray.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Ah, me! It is there I would love to be<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Engulfed in the tomb of eternity!<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">In the midnight hour when the moon hangs low<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And the stars beam forth with a mystic glow;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When the mermaids float on the rolling tide<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Neptune entangles his beaming bride,—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It is there in that phosphorescent wave<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I would gladly sink in an ocean grave<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_141" id="Page_141"></SPAN></span>—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To rise and fall with the songs of the sea<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And live in the chant of its memory.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Around the world my form should sweep—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Part of the glorious, limitless deep;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Enmeshed by fate in some coral cave,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And rising again to the topmost wave,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That curls in beauty its snowy spray<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And kisses the light of the garish day;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Ah! there let me drift when this life is o'er,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To be tossed and tumbled from shore to shore!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>I clapped my hands intensely at the rendition of the poem, and echo from
her rocky caves sent back the applause, while the sea gulls in their
circling flight, screamed in chorus to the voice of echo and the eternal
roar of old ocean.</p>
<p>At sunrise we sailed away into the land-locked waters of the Mediterranean
Sea, where man for a million years has loved, lived, fought and died among
beautiful, blooming islands that nestle on its bosom like emeralds in the
crown of immortality.</p>
<p>We passed along the coast of Spain to Cape Nao, in sight of the Balearic
Islands, on to Barcelona, to the mouth of the river Rhone, and up to the
ancient city of Avignon.</p>
<p>In and around this city popes, princes and international warriors lived in
royal style; but they are virtually forgotten, while Petrarch, the poetic
saint and laureate of Italy, is as fresh in the memory of man as the day he
died—July 18th, 1374, at the age of seventy.</p>
<p>William and myself remained all night in the Lodge House of the Gardens of
"Vacluse," the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_142" id="Page_142"></SPAN></span> hermit home of the sighing, soaring poet, who pined his
life away in platonic love for "Laura," who married Hugh de Sade, when she
was only seventeen years of age, and presented the nobleman ten children as
pledges of her homespun affection.</p>
<p>And this is the married lady who Petrarch, the poet, wasted his sonnets
upon, and was treated in fact as we were told by the "oldest inhabitant" of
Avignon, with supercilious contempt.</p>
<p>Boccaccio and Petrarch were intimate friends, and both of these passionate
poets lavished their love on "married flirts," who give promise to the ear
and disappointment to the heart.</p>
<p>I could see that while Shakspere reveled deep in the mental philosophy of
Petrarch, and even plucked a flower from his rustic bower, he had no
sympathy with lovesick swains, and as we signed our names in the Lodge
House book, he wrote this:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Petrarch, grand, immortal in thy sonnets;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sugared by the eloquence of philosophy—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Destined to shine through the rolling ages;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Emulating, competing with the stars.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Thy love for Laura, pure, unreciprocated;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yet, thou, foolish man, passion dazed and sad,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Like many of the greatest of mankind<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Lie dashed in the vale of disappointment;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And flowers of hope, given by woman,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Have crowned thy brows with nettles of despair!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Next day the Albion sailed into the Mediterranean, passed by the island of
Corsica (cradle of one of the greatest soldiers of the world), through<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_143" id="Page_143"></SPAN></span> the
Strait of Bonifacio, and in due course kept on to the flourishing city of
Naples.</p>
<p>It was dark twilight when we came to peer into the surrounding hills and
mountains of classic Italy.</p>
<p>To the wonder and amazement of every passenger on board, Mount Vesuvius was
in brilliant action, and the flash of sparks and blazing lights from this
huge chimney top of Nature dazzled the beholder, and produced a fearful
sensation in the soul.</p>
<p>As the great jaws of the mountain opened its fiery lips and belched forth
molten streams of lava, shooting a million red hot meteors into the caves
of night, the earth and ocean seemed to tremble with the sound and birds
and beasts of prey rushed screaming and howling to their nightly homes.</p>
<p>Shakspere entranced stood on the bow of the ship and soliloquized:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Great God! Almighty in thy templed realm;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And mysterious in thy matchless might;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Suns, moons, planets, stars, ocean, earth and air<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Move in harmony at thy supreme will;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And yonder torch light of eternity,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Blazing into heaven, candle of omnipotence—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Lights thy poor, wandering human midgets—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An hundred miles at sea, with lofty hope—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That nothing exists or dies in vain;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But changed into another form lives on<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Through countless, boundless, blazing, brilliant worlds<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Beyond this transient, seething, suffering sod!<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_144" id="Page_144"></SPAN></span></div>
</div>
<p>At this moment the vessel struck the dock and lurched William out of his
reverie, coming "within an ace" of pitching the poet into the harbor of
Naples.</p>
<p>Captain O'Neil informed us that he would be engaged unloading and loading
his ship for a week or ten days at Naples, before he started for Sicily,
Greece and Egypt.</p>
<p>William and myself concluded to hire a guide and ride and tramp by land to
Rome, and view the ancient capital and test the hospitality of the
Italians.</p>
<p>Early the next morning we set out for the Imperial City, perched on her
seven hills, and enlightening the world with the radiance of her classic
memorials.</p>
<p>Our guide, Petro, was a villainous looking fellow, yet the landlord of the
Hotel Columbo told us he was well acquainted with the mountain bypaths and
open roads, and could, in the event of meeting robbers, be of great service
to us.</p>
<p>Petro wanted ten "florins" in advance, and wine and bread on the road; and
as we could not do any better, the bargain was made, and off we tramped
through the great city of Milan, scaling the surrounding hills and pulling
up as the sun went down at the town of Terracino.</p>
<p>After a good night's rest and hot breakfast, we started on horseback
through a mountain trail for the banks of the Tiber, but when within three
miles of the Capitoline hills Petro seemed to lose his way and rode off
into the underbrush to find it.</p>
<p>We stopped in the trail, and in less than five minutes after the
disappearance of our faithful<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_145" id="Page_145"></SPAN></span> guide we were captured by a gang of bandits,
whose garb and countenance convinced us that robbery or murder or both
would be our fate.</p>
<p>We were dragged off our horses, hustled into the forest gloom, through
briars, over streams and rocks, until finally pitched into the tiptop
mountain lair of Roderick, the Terrible.</p>
<p>The evening camp fire was lit, and Tamora, the queen of the robbers, with a
couple of robber cooks, was preparing supper for the whole band when they
returned from their daily avocations.</p>
<p>They seemed to be a jolly set, and with joke, laughter and song, these
chivalric sons of sunny Italy were relating their various exploits, and
laughing at the trepidation and futile resistance of their former victims.</p>
<p>Just before the band sat around on the ferny, pine clad rocks for supper,
Roderick addressed William, and asked him if he had anything to say why he
should not be robbed and murdered.</p>
<p>William said he was perfectly indifferent; for, being only a writer of
plays and an actor, working for the amusement of mankind, he led a kind of
dog's life anyhow, and didn't give a damn what they did with him.</p>
<p>The Robber Chief gave a yell and a roar that could be heard for three miles
among the columned pines and oaks of the Apennines, and yelled, "Bully for
you! Shake!"</p>
<p>Roderick then turned to me and said, "Who are you?"</p>
<p>I replied at once, "I am a fool and a poet."</p>
<p>He grasped my hand intensely and yelled, "I'm another." That sealed our
friendship.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_146" id="Page_146"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Then these gay and festive robbers invited us to partake of the best in the
mountain wilds, with the request that after the evening feast was over we
should give samples of our trade.</p>
<p>With the blazing light of a mountain fire, hemmed in by inaccessible rocks
and gulches, from a tablerock overhanging a roaring, dashing stream, five
thousand feet below, William stood and was requested to give a sample of
his dramatic poetry for the edification of the beautiful cut-throat
audience! And this, as I well remember, was his encomium in Latin to the
"Gentlemen" and "Queen" of independent, gold-getting, robbing, murdering,
fantastic Italian "society."</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">When first I beheld your noble band<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Pounce from rock and lairs vernal,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My soul and hair were lifted<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With admiration and amazement.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Free as air, ye sons of immortal sires,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Hold these crags, defiant still,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As eagles in their onward sweep—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Citizens of destiny,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Entertainment awaits your advent,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Even beneath yon columned capitol!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The emperors, pampered in power<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Were subject to some human laws,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But you, great, wonderful chief,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Roderick, the Terrible, and fierce<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Soar superior over all, bloody villain,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Force with gold and silver alone—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Dictating thy generous onslaughts!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Cæsar, Pompey and Scipio<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Could not compete with thy valor;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_147" id="Page_147"></SPAN></span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Only Nero, paragon of infamy,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Could match the renown of Roderick,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Thy fame, great chief, boundless as the globe!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Italy, Spain, France and England<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Pay constant tribute to thy purse,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Travelers and pilgrims, seeking glory<br/></span>
<span class="i0">By kissing the pope's big toe<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Drop their golden coin and jewels<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Into thy pockets capacious,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Hear me, ye sprites of Apennine,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And the ghouls of murdered travelers<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Let the circumambient air<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Ring with universal cheers<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For Roderick, the glory of Robbers,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And the terror of mankind.<br/></span>
<span class="i10" style="font-style: normal">(Whirlwind of cheers.)<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>At the conclusion of William's apostrophe to the prince of robbers, Tamora,
the fair queen, jabbed me with a poniard and ordered me to sing.</p>
<p>I mounted the platform rock, overlooking the horrible vale below, and sang
in my sweetest strain "Black Eyed Susan," gesticulating at the conclusion
of each verse in the direction of the queen, who seemed to be charmed with
my voice and audacity.</p>
<p>An encore was demanded with a yell of delight, and I forthwith sang the new
song "America," which was cheered to the echo—and as they still insisted
that I "go on," "go on," I rendered in my best voice the recent composition
of "Hiawatha."</p>
<p>The robber band yelled like wild Indians, and the fair queen took me to her
pine bower and fondled me into the realm of dreams, although I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148"></SPAN></span> could see
that Roderick was disposed to throw me on the rocks below—but, the "madam"
was "boss" of that mountain ranch and gave orders with her poniard.</p>
<p>As the earliest beams of morning lit up the crests of the Apennines we fed
on a roast of roe buck and quail, and barley bread washed down by goblets
of Falernian wine that had been captured the day before from a pleasure
party from Brindisi.</p>
<p>The goblets we drank from were skulls of former citizens of the world, who
attempted to dally with the dictates of Roderick.</p>
<p>The noble chief Roderick and his imperial queen, Tamora, who seemed to rule
her terrible husband, with one hundred of the most villainous cut-throats
it had ever been my misfortune to behold, gave us a "great send off" from
their inaccessible mountain lair.</p>
<p>Roderick gave William a talismanic ring that shown to any of his brother
robbers on the globe would at once secure safety and hospitality.</p>
<p>Tamora in her sweetest mountain manner gave me a diamond hilted poniard,
and then with a Fra Diavolo chorus, we were waved off down the precipitous
crags with a special guide on the main road leading to imperial Rome.</p>
<p>William and myself drew long breaths after we had passed the Horatio
Bridge, and planted our feet firmly on the Appian Way, leading direct to
the precincts of Saint Peter's, with its lofty dome shining in the morning
sun.</p>
<p>Gentle reader, if you have never been in battle or captured by robbers, you
needn't "hanker" for<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_149" id="Page_149"></SPAN></span> the experience, but take it as you would your
clothing, "second hand."</p>
<p>At the "Hotel Cæsar" we brushed the dust from our anatomy, and ordered
dinner, which was served in fine style by a lineal descendant of the great
Julius, who wore a spreading mustache, a purple smile and an abbreviated
white apron.</p>
<p>In the afternoon we called on Pope Clement, who had heard of our experience
with the robbers, and seemed very much interested in our narration of the
details of our capture and entertainment.</p>
<p>Clement seemed to be a nice, smooth man, setting on a purple chair with a
purple skull cap on his head, and a purple robe on his fat form.</p>
<p>His big toe was presented to us for adoration, but as we did not seem to
"ad," he withdrew his pedal attachment and talked about the "relics" and
the "weather."</p>
<p>We did not purchase any "relics," and as to the Roman "weather," no mortal
who tries it in summer desires a second dose.</p>
<p>There seemed to be a continuous smell of something dead in the atmosphere
of Rome, while the droves of virgins, monks, priests, bishops and cardinals
seemed to be pressing through the streets, night and day, begging, singing,
riding, and like ants, coming and going out of the churches continually.</p>
<p>Selling "relics," psalm singing and preaching was about all the business we
could see in the Imperial City.</p>
<p>It is very funny how a fool habit will cling to the century pismires of
humanity, and actually<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_150" id="Page_150"></SPAN></span> blind the elements of common sense and patent
truth.</p>
<p>We were offered a job lot of "relics" for five florins, which included a
piece of the true cross, a bit of the rope that hung Judas, a couple of
hairs from the head of the Virgin Mary, a peeling from the apple of Mother
Eve, a part of the toe nail of Saint Thomas, a finger of Saint John, a
thigh bone of Saint Paul, a tooth of Saint Antony, and a feather of the
cock of Saint Peter, but we persistently declined the proffered honors and
true "relics of antiquity," spending the five florins for a "night liner"
to wheel us about the grand architectural sights of the city of the Cæsars.</p>
<p>The night before leaving Rome William and myself climbed upon the topmost
rim of the crumbling Coliseum and gazed down upon the sleeping moonlit
capital with entranced admiration.</p>
<p>The night was almost as bright as day, and the mystic rays from the realm
of Luna, shining on gate, arch, column, spire, tower, temple and dome,
revealed to us the ghosts of vanished centuries, and from the depths of the
Coliseum there seemed to rise the shouts of a hundred thousand voices,
cheering the gladiator from Gaul, who had just slain a Numidian lion in the
arena, when, with "thumbs up," he was proclaimed the victor, decorated with
a crown of laurel and given his freedom forever.</p>
<p>Shakspere could not resist his natural gift of <ins class="correction"
title="Transcriber's note: original reads 'exurberant'">exuberant</ins> poetry to sound
these chunks of eloquence to the midnight air, while I listened with
enraptured enthusiasm to the elocution of the Bard:<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_151" id="Page_151"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Hark! Saint Peter, with his brazen tongue<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Voices the hour of twelve;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The wizard tones of tireless Time<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Thrills the silvery air;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The multitudinous world sleeps,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Pope and beggar alike—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In the land of lingering dreams—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Oblivious of glory,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Poverty, or war, destructive;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sleep, the daily death of all<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Throws her mesmeric mantle<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Over prince and pauper;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And care, vulture of fleeting life<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Folds her bedraggled wings<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To rest a space, 'till first cock crow<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Hails the glimmering dawn<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With piercing tones triumphant;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Father Tiber, roaring, moves along<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Under rude stony arches<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And chafes the wrinkled, rocky shores<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As when Romulus and Remus<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Suckled wolf of Apennines!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Vain are all the triumphs of man.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">These temples and palaces,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Reaching up to the brilliant stars<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In soaring grandeur, vast—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall pass away like morning mist,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Leaving a wilderness of ruins.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And, where now sits pride, wealth and fraud<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Pampered in purpled power—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The lizard, the bat and the wolf<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall hold their habitation;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And the vine and the rag-weed<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Swaying in the whistling winds<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_152" id="Page_152"></SPAN></span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall sing their mournful requiem.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The silence of dark Babylon<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall brood where millions struggled,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And naught shall be heard in cruel Rome,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But the wail of the midnight storm,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Echoing among the broken columns<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of its lofty, vanished glory—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where vain, presumptive, midget man<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Promised himself Immortality!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>After five days of sightseeing we took the public stage for Milan, guarded
by soldiers, and arrived safely on board the Albion, which sailed away,
through the Strait of Messina, around classic Greece to Negropont and on to
Alexandria, Egypt, where we anchored for a load of dates, figs and Persian
spices.</p>
<p>William and myself took a boat up the Nile to Cairo, and hired a guide to
steer us over the desert to the far-famed Pyramids.</p>
<p>There in the wild waste of desert sands these monuments to forgotten kings
and queens lift their giant peaks, appealing to the centuries for
recognition, but although the great granite stone memorials still remain as
a wonder to mankind, the dark, silent mummies that sleep within and around
these funereal emblems give back no sure voice as to when and where they
lived, rose and fell in the long night of Egyptian darkness.</p>
<p>Remains of vast buried cities are occasionally exposed by the shifting,
searching storm winds of the desert, and many a modern Arab has cooked his
frugal breakfast by splinters picked up from the bones of his ancestors.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_153" id="Page_153"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>It was night when we got to the Pyramids, and we concluded to camp with an
Arab and his family at the base of the great Cheops until next morning, and
then before sunrise scale its steep steps and lofty crest.</p>
<p>A few silver coins insured us a warm greeting from the "Arab family," who
seemed to vie with each other in preparing a hot supper and clean couches.</p>
<p>They sang their desert songs until nearly midnight, the daughter Cleo
playing on the harp with dextrous fingers, and throwing a soft soprano
voice upon the air, like the tones of an angel, echoing over a bank of wild
flowers.</p>
<p>Standing on the pinnacle of the Pyramid William again struck one of his
theatrical attitudes, and with outstretched hands exclaimed:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Immortal Sol! Image of Omnipotence!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To thee lift I my soul in pure devotion;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Out of desert wilds, in golden splendor,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Rise and flash thy crimson face, eternal—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Across the wastes of shifting, century sands;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Again is mirrored in my sighing soul<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The lofty temples and bastioned walls<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of Memphis, Balback, Nineveh, Babylon—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Gone from the earth like vapor from old Nile,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When thy noonday beams lick up its waters!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Hark! I hear again the vanished voices<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of lofty Memnon, where proud pagan priests<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Syllable the matin hour, uttering<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Prophecies from Jupiter and Apollo—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To devotees deluded, then as now,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">By astronomical, selfish fakirs,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_154" id="Page_154"></SPAN></span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Who pretend claim to heavenly agency<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And power over human souls divine.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Poor bamboozled man; know God never yet<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Empowered any one of his truant tribe<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To ride with a creed rod, image of Himself;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And thou, oh Sol, giver of light and heat,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Speed the hour when man, out of superstition<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall leap into the light of pure reason,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Only believing in everlasting Truth!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>In a short time we crossed the sands of the desert and interviewed the
Sphynx, but with that battered, solemn countenance, wrinkled by the winds
and sands of ages, those granite lips still refused to give up the secrets
of its stony heart, or tell us the mysteries of buried antiquity.</p>
<p>We were soon again in the cabin of the Albion, sailing away to Athens,
where we anchored for two days.</p>
<p>William and myself ran hourly risk of breaking our legs and necks among the
classic ruins of Athenian genius, where Plato, Socrates, Aristotle,
Sophocles, Euripides, Pericles, Alcibiades, Demosthenes, Zeno, Solon,
Themestocles, Leonidas, Philip and Alexander had lived and loved in their
glorious, imperishable careers.</p>
<p>We went on top of Mars Hill, and climbed to the top of the ruined
Acropolis, disturbing a few lizards, spiders, bats, rooks and pigeons that
made their homes where the eloquence of Greece once ruled the world.</p>
<p>William made a move to strike one of his accustomed dramatic attitudes, but
I "pulled him off," remarking that he could not, in an impromptu<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_155" id="Page_155"></SPAN></span> way, do
justice to the occasion, and intimated that when he arrived at the Red Lion
in London, he could write up Cleopatra and Antony, and the ten-years' siege
of Troy, with Helen, Agamemnon, Ulysses, Achilles, Pandarus, Paris,
Troilus, Cressida and Hector as star performers in the plays.</p>
<p>It was not very often that I interfered with William in his personal
movements and aspirations, but as he had given so much of his poetry in
illustration of our recent travels, and knowing that I was in honor bound
to report to posterity all he said and did as his mental stenographer, I
begged him to "give us a rest," and "let it go at that."</p>
<p>The next day the Albion bore away for the Strait of Gibraltar, rounding
Portugal, Spain and France, sailing into the Strait of Dover, passed
Gravesend, until we anchored in safety under the shadow of the Blackfriars
Theatre, where a jolly crowd of bohemians greeted our rapid and successful
tour of continental and classic lands.</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"This accident and flood of Fortune<br/></span>
<span class="i0">So far exceed all instance, all discourse,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That I am ready to distrust mine eyes<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And wrangle with my reason that<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Persuades me to any other trust."<br/></span></div>
</div>
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