<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></SPAN>CHAPTER IX.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_73" id="Page_73"></SPAN></span></h2>
<h4>BOHEMIAN HOURS. WESTMINSTER ABBEY. "LOVE'S LABOR'S LOST."</h4>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"I have ventured<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Like little wanton boys that swim on bladders<br/></span>
<span class="i0">This many summers in a sea of glory."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>The literary bohemians of London three hundred years ago were an
impecunious and jealous lot of human pismires, who built their dens,
carried their loads, and were filled with vaulting ambition just the same
as we see them to-day.</p>
<p>The hack-writer for publishers, the actor for theatrical managers and the
author of growing renown belonged to clubs and tavern coteries, pushing
their way up the rocky heights of fame, and struggling, as now, for bread,
clothes and shelter, many of the Bacchanalian creatures dying from hunger
at the foothills of their ambition; and instead of winning a niche in the
columned aisles of Westminster Abbey, dropped dead in some back alley or
gloomy garret, to be carted away by the Beadle to the voracious Potter's
field.</p>
<p>They often courted Dame Suicide, who never<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74"></SPAN></span> fails to relieve the wicked,
wretched, insane or desperate from their intolerable situation.</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Art thou so bare and full of wretchedness,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And fear'st to die? Famine is in thy cheeks,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Need and oppression starveth in thy eyes,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Content and beggary hang upon thy back;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law!"<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>How often at the Miter or Falcon taverns have I seen these little great
literary men swell like a toad or puff like a pigeon at the flattery
bestowed on them by fawning bohemians, meaner than themselves, who sought a
midnight snack and a tankard of foaming ale.</p>
<p>Of all the despicable and miserable creatures I have ever known it is the
poor starving devil, with latent genius, who attempts to pay court to a
cad, snob, or drunken lord around the refuse of literary or sporting clubs
in midnight hours.</p>
<p>William was always very kind to these threadbare wanderers, and although
they often gave him pen prods behind his back, he never betrayed any
recognition of their envious stings, but like the lion in his jungle,
brushed these busy bees away by the underbrush of his philosophy.</p>
<p>He mildly rebuked their pretense, but relieved their immediate wants,
impressing upon them the study of Nature and not the blandishments of art,
having the appearance of Oriental porcelain or Phœnician glass, when it
was really crude crockery painted to deceive the sight and auctioned off to
the unwary purchaser as genuine material.</p>
<p>How many authors, artists and actors of to-day<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75"></SPAN></span> follow in the path of their
London ancestors who blow, and brag, and strut in midnight clubs and
taverns to the pity and disgust of their table tooters.</p>
<p>Speaking one evening at the Red Lion, in the rooms of Florio, I asked
William how it was that his plays were so successful, while those of other
authors had almost been banished from the dramatic boards. He at once
replied:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">I draw my plots from Nature's law<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To sound the depths of human life,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And through her realm I find no flaw<br/></span>
<span class="i2">In all her seeming, varied strife;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The good and bad are near allied;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">With sweet and sour forever blent,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">While vice and virtue side by side<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Exist in every continent.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The poison vine that climbs the tree,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Is just as great in Nature's plan<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As every mount and every sea<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Displayed below for little man.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And every ant and busy bee<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Shall teach us how to build and toil<br/></span>
<span class="i0">If we would mingle with the free,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Who plough the seas or till the soil.<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>I shall never forget the visit Shakspere and myself paid to the cloistered,
columned, pinnacled proportions of Westminster Abbey.</p>
<p>It was three o'clock in the afternoon of the 24th of December, 1592.</p>
<p>The living London world was rushing in great multitudes by alley, lane,
street and park preparing for the celebration of Christmas Eve.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Vanity Fair was decked off with palm, spruce, pine, myrtle, ivy and holly
to garnish home, hall and shop in honor of Jesus, who had been crucified
nearly sixteen hundred years before for telling the truth and tearing down
the vested arrogance of religious tyranny.</p>
<p>A bright winter sun was gilding the tall towers of the Abbey with golden
light, and the mullioned windows were blazing over the surrounding
buildings like flashes of fire.</p>
<p>We entered the court of Westminster through the old school by way of a
long, low passage, dimly lighted corridors, with glinting figures of old
teachers in black gowns, moving like specters from the neighboring tombs.</p>
<p>As we passed along by cloistered walls and mural monuments to vanished
glory, we were soon within the interior of the grand old Abbey.</p>
<p>Clustered columns of gigantic dimensions, with lofty arches springing from
wall to nave met the eye of the beholder, and stunned by the solemn
surroundings, vain man wonders at his own handiwork, trembling with doubt
amid the monumental glory of Old Albion.</p>
<p>The Abbey clock struck the hour of five as William and myself stood in deep
contemplation at Poets' corner.</p>
<p>The reverberating tones of time echoed from nave to floor, through
cloistered walls and columned aisles, noting the passing hour and ages,
like billows of sound rolling over the graves of vanished splendor.</p>
<p>Here crumble the dust and effigies of courtiers, warriors, statesmen,
lords, dukes, kings, queens<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77"></SPAN></span> and authors; and yet, there is no spot in the
Abbey that holds such an abiding interest for mankind as the modest corner
where lie the dust of noted poets and philosophers.</p>
<p>The great and the heroic of the world may be bravely admired in lofty
contemplation of nationality, but a feeling of fondness creeps over the
traveler or reader when he bows at the grave of buried genius, while tears
of remembrance even wash away the sensuous Bacchanalian escapades of
impulsive, poetic revelers.</p>
<p>The author, touched by the insanity of genius, must ever live in the mind
of the reader, and while posterity shall forget even warriors, kings and
queens, it never fails to preserve in marble, granite, bronze and song the
name and fame of great poets.</p>
<p>David, Solomon, Job, Homer, Horace, <ins class="correction"
title="Transcriber's note: changed a period into a comma">Ovid,</ins> Angelo, Dante and Plutarch are
deeply imbedded in the memory of mankind, and although great kingdoms,
empires and dynasties, have passed away to the rubbish heap of oblivion,
the poet, musician, painter, and sculptor still remain to thrill and
beautify life, and teach hope of immortality beyond the grave.</p>
<p>After gazing on the statues of abbots, Knights Templar, Knights of the
Bath, bishops, statesmen, kings and queens, many mutilated by time and
profane hands, William stood by the coffin of Edward the Confessor and
mournfully soliloquized:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Westminster! lofty heir of Pagan Temple;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Imperial in stone; a thousand years<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Crowns the record of thy inheritance,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Gilding the glory of thy ancient fame,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_78" id="Page_78"></SPAN></span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">With imperishable deeds—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Liberty of thought and action, <ins class="correction"
title="Transcriber's note: removed an extra comma after 'shall'">shall</ins><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Forever cluster about thy classic form;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">While new men with new creeds, and reason,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall overturn the religions of to-day,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As thou hast invaded and destroyed<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The Pagan, Roman rules of antiquity.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">These marble hands and faces appealing<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For remembrance, to animated dust<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Appeal in vain, for we, whose footfalls<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Only sound in marble ears, cold and listless,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall ourselves follow where they led, dying<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Not knowing the mysterious secrets of the grave.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Here the victor and vanquished, side by side,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sleep in dreamless rest, Kings and Queens in life,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Battling for power, all conquered by tyrant Death,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Whose universal edict, irrevocable,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Levels Prince and Peasant, in impalpable dust.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Crowns to-day, coffins to-morrow, with monuments<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Mossed over, letter-cracked, undecipherable<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As the mummied remains of Egyptian Kings.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Vain, vain, are all the monuments of man,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The greatest only live a little span;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">We strut and shine our passing day, and then—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Depart from all the haunts of living men,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With only Hope to light us on the way<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where billions passed beneath the silent clay;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And, none have yet returned to tell us where<br/></span>
<span class="i0">We'll bivouac beyond this world of care;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And these dumb mouths, with ghostly spirits near<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Will not express a word into mine ear,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or tell me when I leave this sinning sod<br/></span>
<span class="i0">If I shall be transfigured with my God!<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_79" id="Page_79"></SPAN></span></div>
</div>
<p>In September, 1592, the second play of Shakspere, "Love's Labor's Lost,"
was given at the Blackfriars, to a fine audience.</p>
<p>He took the characters of the play from a French novel, based on an Italian
plot, and wove around the story a lot of glittering talk to please the
lords and ladies who listened to the silly gabble of their prototypes.</p>
<p>Ferdinand, King of Navarre, and his attendant lords are a set of silly
beaux who propose to retire from the world and leave women alone for the
space of three years.</p>
<p>The Princess of France and her ladies in waiting, with the assistance of a
gay lord named Boyet, made an incursion into the Kingdom of Navarre and
break into the solitude of the students.</p>
<p>Nathaniel, a parson, and Holofernes, a pedant schoolmaster, are introduced
into the play by William to illustrate the asinine pretensions of ministers
and pedagogues, who are constantly introducing Latin or French words in
their daily conversation, for the purpose of impressing common people with
their great learning, when, in fact, they only show ridiculous pretense and
expose themselves to the contempt of mankind.</p>
<p>There are very few noted philosophic sentiments in the play, and the
attempt at wit, of the clown, the constable and Holofernes, the
schoolmaster, fall very flat on the ear of an audience, while the rhymes
put in the mouth of the various characters are unworthy of a boy fourteen
years of age.</p>
<p>I remonstrated with William about injecting his alleged poetry into the
love letters sent by the lords and ladies, but he replied that young love<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_80" id="Page_80"></SPAN></span>
was such a fool that any kind of rhyme would suit passionate parties who
were playing "Jacks and straws" with each other.</p>
<p>Ferdinand, the King, opens up the play with a grand dash of thought:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Let fame that all hunt after in their lives,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Live registered upon our brazen tombs,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And then grace us in the disgrace of death,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When, spite of cormorant devouring time,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The endeavor of this present breach may buy<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That honor, which shall bait his scythe's keen edge<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To make us heirs of all eternity."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Lord Biron, who imagines himself in love with the beautiful Rosaline,
soliloquizes in this fashion:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"What? I! I love! I sue! I seek a wife!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A woman that is like a German clock,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Still a repairing; ever out of frame.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And never going aright, being a watch,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But being watched that it may still go right!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Is not Love a Hercules<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Subtle as a sphinx; as sweet and musical<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony!"<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Holofernes, the Latin pedagogue, criticising Armado, exclaims:</p>
<p><i>Novi hominem tanquam te.</i> His humor is lofty, his discourse peremptory. He
draweth out the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_81" id="Page_81"></SPAN></span> thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
argument.</p>
<p>And then Holofernes winds up the play with the Owl and Cuckoo song, a
rambling verse, Winter speaking:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">When icicles hang by the wall,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Dick, the shepherd, blows his wail,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Tom bears logs into the hall,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And milk comes frozen home in pail,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When blood is nipped and ways be foul,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When nightly sings the staring owl<br/></span>
<span class="i13">To-who;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Tu-whit, to-who, a merry note<br/></span>
<span class="i0">While greasy Joan doth scum the pot.<br/></span></div>
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