<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></SPAN>CHAPTER V.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37"></SPAN></span></h2>
<h4>LONDON. ITS GUILT AND GLORY.</h4>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"They say, best men are molded out of faults;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And for the most, become much more the better<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For being a little bad."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>It was on the 13th of September, 1586, that William and myself first
feasted our eyes on the variegated wilderness of wood, mortar, stone and
tile of wonderful London.</p>
<p>The evening was bright and clear, while a north-west wind blew away the
smoky clouds that hovered over the city like a funeral pall, displaying to
our view the silver sinuosities of old Father Thames, as he moved in
sluggish grandeur by Westminster, Blackfriars Bridge, the Tower, and to
Gravesend, on his way to the channel and the sea.</p>
<p>To get a grand view of the town, an old sexton advised us to climb the
steeple steps of crumbling Saint Mary's, that once felt the tread of the
Crusaders, and heard the chanting hymn of monks, nuns and friars five
hundred years before.</p>
<p>Standing on a broken column of the old steeple, three hundred feet above
Primrose Hill, William struck an attitude of theatrical fashion and uttered
the following oratorical flight:<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Glorious London! Leviathan of human greed;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Palpitating hot-bed of iniquity and joy,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Greek, Roman, Spanish, Saxon, Kelt, Scot,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Pict, Norman and Dane<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Have swept over thee like winter storms;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And the mighty Cæsar, Julius of old,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With a myriad of bucklered warriors<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And one hundred galleons of sailors<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Triple-oared mariners, defying wave and fate,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Have ploughed the placid face of Father Thames,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Startling the loud cry of hawk and bittern<br/></span>
<span class="i0">As his royal prows grated on thy strand,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or skimmed over the marshes of thy infancy.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Yet, amid all the wrecks of human ambition<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where Pagan, Jew, Buddhist, Turk and Christian<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Struggled for the mastery of gold and power,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">You still march forward, giant-like and brave,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Facing the morning of progress and liberty,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Carrying thy cross and crown to all lands—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And with thy grand flotilla, chartered by Neptune<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Remain mistress of all the seas, defiant—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The roar of thy cannon and drum beats<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Heard with pride and glory around the world!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sad, how sad, to think that the day will come<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When not a vestige of this wonderful mass<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of human energy shall remain;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where the cry of the wolf, bat and bittern<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Shall only be heard, and Nature again<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Resume her rustic, splendid desolation!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Cities older and far greater than this,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Dreaming of everlasting endurance,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Have been long since buried in desert sands,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or engulfed in the pitiless waves of ocean,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Lost forever from the rusty records<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39"></SPAN></span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of Time, the tyrant and tomb builder<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Of man, vain insect of a moment,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Who promises himself immortality,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And then disappears like the mist of mountains,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or wandering meteors that sparkle and darkle<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In the midnight of oblivion!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>We quickly descended from the steeple, passed by Buckingham Palace, Regent
Park, British Museum, through Chancery Lane into Fleet street, by Ludgate
Hill, under the shadow of old battered Saint Paul's Church on to the
Devil's Tavern, near Blackfriars Bridge, where we found gay and comfortable
lodgings for the night, it being twelve o'clock when we shook hands with
Meg Mullen, the rubicund landlady.</p>
<p>The Devil's Tavern was a resort for actors, authors, bohemians, lords and
ladies, who did not retire early to their downy couches.</p>
<p>The night we arrived the tavern was crowded, as the Actors' Annual Ball was
in progress, and many fair women and brave men belated by Bacchus could not
find their way home, and were compelled to remain all night and be cared
for by the host of the Devil.</p>
<p>I told "Meg" we were Stratford boys, come up to London to seek our fortune,
and set the Thames afire with our genius.</p>
<p>Plucking the "rosy" dame aside, I informed her that William Shakspere was a
poet, author, actor and philosopher; and, while he was posing over the
counter, smiling at a blooming barmaid, he looked the picture of his own
immortal Romeo. Meg told me in a quizzical tone that the town was<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40"></SPAN></span> full of
poets and actors, and that the surrounding playhouses could hire them for
ten shillings a week, with sack and bread and cheese thrown in every
Saturday night.</p>
<p>After a hasty supper, I tossed Meg a golden guinea to pay score, as if it
were a shilling, to convince her that we were of the upper crust of
bohemians, not strollers from the Strand, or penny puppets from Eastcheap
or Smithfield.</p>
<p>After passing back the change, Meg sent a gay and festive porter to light
us to the top cock-loft of the tavern, five stairs up, among the windows
and angled gables of the tile roof.</p>
<p>A tallow dip and coach candle lit up the room, which was large, containing
two Roman couches with quilts, robes and blankets, a stout table, two oak
chairs, a pewter basin, and a large stone jug filled with water.</p>
<p>The tavern seemed to be on the banks of the Thames, for we could see
through the two large windows, flitting lights as if boats and ships were
moving on the water, while across the bridge old Southwark could be seen in
the midnight glare as if it were a field of Jack-o'-lanterns moving in
mystic parade.</p>
<p>William and myself soon found rest in deep slumber, and wafted away into a
dreamless realm, our tired bodies lay in the enfolding arms of Morpheus
until the porter knocked at our door the next morning as the clock of the
tower struck the hour of nine.</p>
<p>Our first sight of sunrise in London gave us great expectations of fame and
fortune—for surely all we had was glowing expectations.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_41" id="Page_41"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Oft expectation fails, and most oft there<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where most it promises; and oft it hits<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Where hope is coldest and despair most fits."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>While William stood gazing out of the roof windows of the Devil's Tavern on
the moving, meandering population of London as they passed below on lane,
street and stream, by foot, car or boat, he heaved a long drawn sigh,
turned to me and said, "Jack, what do you think of London?"</p>
<p>"I like its whirl, dash and roar, far better than mingling with the rural
milk-sops and innocent maidens of Warwick. Here we can work and climb to
the top of the ladder of fame, while you, dear Will, will not be battered
in ear by crying kids and tongue-lashing spouse."</p>
<p>Brushing away a tear of sorrow, no doubt for the absence of loved ones at
Stratford, he dashed down the stairs, and was soon in the jolly whirlpool
of tavern loungers, where beaming Meg greeted us with a smiling face,
having prepared in advance a fine breakfast, smoking hot from the busy
kitchen of the Devil.</p>
<p>In passing out of the dining room, Meg led us through a back hall into a
low, long room, where a number of "ladies" and "gentlemen" were assembled
about a round table, playing "cut the card," "spring the top" and "throw
the dice;" small piles of silver and gold stacked in front of each player,
while the "King's Dealer," or fat Jack Stafford, lost or paid all bets on
"call."</p>
<p>William and myself were incidentally introduced to the motley gang as young
"bloods" from Warwick, who had just entered London for fame<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42"></SPAN></span> and fortune.
The conclave rose with extreme politeness, and Jack as spokesman welcomed
us to their bosoms (so to speak), and asked if we would not "sit up and
take a hand."</p>
<p>I respectfully declined, but William, surcharged with sorrow or flushed
with ambition, bethought of the guineas in his pocket and belt, and called
for the "dice box." "Deuces" won double and "sixes" treble coin.</p>
<p>William, to the great amazement of the dealer, flung a guinea in the center
pot, which was immediately tapped by Jack, while the others looked on in
silent expectation.</p>
<p>Grasping the dice box, he whirled it in his grasp, rattling the "bones" in
triumphant glee and threw on the table three "sixes," thus abstracting from
the inside pocket of the "Gentleman" at the head of the table, twenty-seven
guineas.</p>
<p>Pushing back the coin and dice box, William proposed another throw, which
was smilingly consented to by the "child of Fortune," and grasping the box,
the Bard clicked the "ivories" and flung on the table three aces, which by
the rule of the game, gave all the coin to the "Royal" dealer.</p>
<p>William never winced or hesitated, but pulling from his waist a buckskin
belt, threw it on the table, exclaiming, "There's fifteen guineas I wager
on the next throw."</p>
<p>The polite Jack replied, "All right, sir, take your word for it."</p>
<p>William frantically said:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"I have set my life upon a cast,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And will stand the hazard of the die!"<br/></span>
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43"></SPAN></span></div>
</div>
<p>Then, with a round whirl, he threw three "aces" again, rose from the table
and bolted out of the room like a shot from a blunderbuss.</p>
<p>I immediately followed in his footsteps and found him joking with the
landlady about a couple of infant bull pups she was fondling in her
capacious lap.</p>
<p>At this juncture, who should appear on the scene but Dick Field, the first
cousin of William, who had been in London a few years engaged in the
printing and publishing business.</p>
<p>If he had dropped out of the clouds William could not have been more
pleased or surprised, and the feeling was reciprocal.</p>
<p>The printing shop of Field was only a short distance from the Devil's
Tavern, and we were invited to visit the establishment. On our way we
passed by the Blackfriars, Curtain, In Yard, Paris and Devil theatres,
interspersed with hurdy-gurdy concert hall, sailor and soldier, gin and
sack vaults, where blear-eyed belles and battered beaux vied with each
other in fantastic intoxication.</p>
<p>Field did a lot of rough printing for the various theatres, issuing bill
posters, announcing plays, and setting up type sheets for actors and
managers, in their daily concerts and dramas for the public amusement.</p>
<p>As luck would have it, old James Burbage and his son Dick were waiting for
Field, with a lot of dramatic manuscript that must be put in print at once.</p>
<p>We were casually introduced to the great the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_44" id="Page_44"></SPAN></span>atrical magnate Burbage, as
relatives from Stratford who were just then in search of work.</p>
<p>James Burbage gazed for a moment on the manly form of William and blurted
out in his bluff manner, "What do you know?"</p>
<p>Quick as a flash William replied: "I know more than those who know less,
and know less than those who know more."</p>
<p>"Sharp answer, 'boy.' See me to-morrow at the Blackfriars at noon."</p>
<p>We turned aside and left Field and Burbage to their business; while Dick
Burbage, the gay theatrical rake, invited us across the way to the Bull's
Head, where we irrigated our anatomy, and then returned to the printing
shop.</p>
<p>Field informed me that he had given us a great setting up with old Burbage;
and would see his partner Greene, the playwright, and add to our
recommendation for energy and learning.</p>
<p>We were invited to dine with Field that evening at eight o'clock at the
Boar's Head Tavern, where Dame Quickly dispensed the best food and fluid of
the lower town, and where the wags and wits of all lands congregated in
security.</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"At the very witching time of night<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When church yards yawn and hell itself<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Breathes out contagion to this world."<br/></span></div>
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