not been ten years under a strong stepmother. Why, how<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[122]</SPAN></span>
many more times is that young man to lounge up and down
the road over there? He is very like the one who comes from
somewhere near you, and has taken a fancy to Sally Chalker.”</p>
<p>“My dear aunt,” I said, “your delightful conversation has
driven him out of my head altogether. It must be Mr. Henderson
who drove me over, a sporting man, but a landlord, and
a very fashionable fellow. He is waiting for me to go back
with him, no doubt, and he will not take the liberty of ringing
your bell. I must not keep him any more. Good-bye, dear
aunt.”</p>
<p>“Do you think that I would let you go without a morsel?
We shall have luncheon in about five minutes. Ask your
friend to join us if he will oblige me. Oh, I do like a shy
man, he is getting so scarce!”</p>
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<h2>CHAPTER XXI.<br/> <small>A TULIP BLOOM.</small></h2>
<p class="unindent"><span class="smcap">All</span> Leatherheadians used to admit, and could show good
reason for doing so, that my great-aunt Parslow was the
cleverest woman, as well as the most respectable in the place.
But even her abilities were hardly taxed to find in my friend
Sam Henderson any large amount of that element of shyness,
with which she had endowed him through the window. His
merits were rather inclined to dispense with any bridal veil of
modesty, and his charms never mantled themselves in moss,
as the coy rose attracts by retiring. But I was pleased to find
that he behaved much better than any of his best friends could
have hoped; for he dropped all slang, and soared into lofty
places among much more nobility than I had ever heard of.
And I wondered a little at my aunt’s familiarity with all the
great names he was so friendly with; for she never said “No,”
but nodded intimately, whenever he presumed that she knew
the Earl of something, or even the Duke of anything. I could
not resist the conclusion that the Parslows had been in the
peerage, and lost it; probably through excess of greatness, and
consequent peril to the throne itself.</p>
<p>When Sam had told scandals enough of great people, to
keep all Ludred in a ferment for a month—though I noticed
with surprise his delicacy and deference to the fact (if to no<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[123]</SPAN></span>
other) that he was speaking in the presence of a maiden lady—he
played another card, even more effective; he asked, as the
very greatest favour he could think of, the honour of an introduction
to the noblest circle of dogs now existing in the kingdom.</p>
<p>“Perhaps you will regret it, Mr. Henderson,” Aunt Parslow
replied, with a smile and a blush, for she had a very pretty
colour still, which had varied with some of his narratives. “My
dogs are perfect little wizards and witches. They took to my
nephew, because he is a Parslow, and perhaps because he is so
innocent. But you have seen so much of the world—”</p>
<p>“Yet kept myself quite untainted by it.” He spoke with
such gravity that I was obliged to turn away. “Next to the
society of accomplished ladies, I enjoy that of horses, and
of thorough-bred dogs. With a very long interval between, of
course. But I scarcely ever meet an accomplished lady.
What a lucky mark I must put to this day! Oh, if I could
only show you my little Tim! He can stand on his tail, and
sing ‘Rule Britannia,’ and beat time with all his four legs in the
air. But compared to your dogs he is nothing but a cur!
What beauties! Why, Miss Parslow, I will never trust my
eyes again.”</p>
<p>“Yes, they are very pretty, and as good as any children, or
a great deal better, I might say. <i>Jupiter</i>, don’t growl, sir.
<i>Cleopatra</i>, take your teeth out of Mr. Henderson’s boot.
<i>Vulcan</i>, and <i>Venus</i>, and <i>Mercury</i>—oh dear!”</p>
<p>At a signal from <i>Jupiter</i>, the ancient pug, all the pets had
made a rush at the bewildered Sam, and a chorus of yells arose
as he was obliged, in self-defence, to kick at them. Then they
rallied in a body round the corner of the side-board, snarling
and showing their little white teeth, with their bristles erect
and their eyes full of fire, bravely encouraging one another for
a still fiercer charge at the stranger. And he would have had
the worst of it, or killed some of the tiny ones, if I had not
spied a light whip in the lobby, and given Master <i>Jupiter</i> a
crack on his fat sides, which made him bolt with a howl, and
all his army followed suit.</p>
<p>“Oh, how shall I punish them? Do forgive me. I never
knew them do such a thing before. And I thought them
such excellent judges of character! How could I imagine that
they would ever fly at you! And they have pulled down the
cloth, and broken two decanters that belonged to my dear
mother. But that is nothing, Mr. Henderson, compared with<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</SPAN></span>
the shocking fright they have given you. How can I ever
thank you for not killing them?”</p>
<p>Then Henderson, with the skill of Hannibal, turned his
defeat into victory. “What plucky little chaps they are!”
he said; “I did all I could to put them in a rage, on purpose
to test their breeding. Perhaps you saw me flash this pin at
them. If anything drives a small dog wild, it is to catch him
in the eyes with a large carbuncle. But I got the worst of it,
and serve me right. I only hope I may not have hurt any of
the darlings.”</p>
<p>“You are magnanimity itself, my dear sir;” Aunt Parslow
glanced shyly at his very good trousers, which would never be
quite so good again; “the main point is whether you are hurt.
Even a very little dog, you know—.”</p>
<p>“Miss Parslow, a dog, unless really rabid, is not a quarter
so venomous as a cat. If I had been attacked like that by
cats, I could not have dared to show a bit of mercy, even if
they had been prime favourites of yours.”</p>
<p>“Oh, I cannot bear cats. I am so glad you draw that most
just distinction. Dogs are so noble and generous, so candid
and loving, and chivalrous. They showed that, even when they
did their best to bite you. But a cat is so stealthy, and crawling,
and crafty, and I might even say bloodthirsty. Next to
my dogs, I love my birds, the dear little things that come and
sing, even in the—not by any means an elegant expression—of
winter. Not a robin could live here, until I had my doggies.
But that sounds like the front-door bell! Kit, would
you oblige me by just seeing who it is? Jenny and Biddy are
engaged, I know. What a very strange thing, if it should be
Miss Chalker! Of course, you never heard of our belle Chalker,
Mr. Henderson.”</p>
<p>“Madam, it appears to me that you are all belles here.”
Sam bowed as he spoke, and contrived to convey me a wink as
I left the room, which told me that the very strange thing had
been brought to pass by post, or possibly by telegram.</p>
<p>When I opened the door, I saw a very pretty girl, but no
more to be compared with my darling Kitty, than a tulip with
a lily of the valley. Although it was close upon winter now,
she had a striped parasol, which I detest; and her velvet hat
(turned down over one ear, and turned up at the other) had
two kingfisher’s wings stuck crosswise, and between them a
gorgeous topaz humming-bird. You might look at my Kitty
fifty times; and if any one asked you how she was dressed, you<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</SPAN></span>
would have to say, “I have not the least idea,” if you happened
not to be a woman. But this young lady’s attire compelled
attention, and perhaps deserved it.</p>
<p>“Oh, I beg your pardon,” she said very nicely, and giving
me a smile which made two dimples; “but I thought that Miss
Parslow might he disengaged. I thought I would look in, as
I was going down the town. But I will not intrude, if she has
visitors.”</p>
<p>She made some difficulty about coming in, as if she were
not bent upon doing so; but I told her, with a look, which she
feigned not to understand, that I should never be forgiven if
I allowed her to depart. Then the lady of the house came out,
and brought her in, and introduced her to both visitors. “Oh,
I know Mr. Henderson, a great friend of my father’s; I am so
glad that he knows you, Aunt Parslow. I am sure he admires
your lovely view.”</p>
<p>Now, this was not exactly to my liking. What right had
she to call my Aunt Parslow hers? If I ever met any one free
from petty jealousy, I believe it is the one I see while shaving.
But ever since Sam Henderson came in at my aunt’s door, I,
who had been getting on so well till then, seemed to be no better
than a nobody. He had made himself the hero of the hour,
and played first fiddle, and forced his way into her best graces,
by working on her vanity, and social yearnings, and family
pride, till I quite expected that he would declare himself to be a
Parslow, and entitled to the silver teapot. And now here
was this girl, who had made up her mind, as I could see plainly,
to be Mrs. Sam ere long, daring to address my wealthy relative
as her own Aunt Parslow!</p>
<p>“Kit, you don’t look very well,” said the lady of the house,
after much chatter had been indulged in; “a little change will
do you good perhaps. I suppose you are always up an apple-tree
at home. Would you like to come with me through my
long garden, and give me your advice about one or two things?
The view up the valley is very lovely, and so perfectly rustic.
Jenny will have tea ready, when we come back.”</p>
<p>To this we all agreed with great pleasure, and my aunt contrived
to let Sam and his Sally fall behind, quite out of our
sight among the trees and shrubs, while she took my arm, and
let me carry her camp-stool. <i>Jupiter</i> alone of the dogs came
with us, for she scarcely went even to church without him;
and he certainly was a clever and amusing fellow, full of information,
and yet always adding to it. He looked at me with<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</SPAN></span>
great respect, and not a shadow of resentment for the very solid
whack I had bestowed upon him. His black muzzle, big forehead,
large deep eyes, crow’s feet of experience, and furrows of
philosophy, were relieved of their austerity, every now and
then, by the gentle waggery of his corkscrew tail.</p>
<p>“Now I will show you as lovely a piece of rich English landscape
as ever you saw;” the old lady said, as we turned a
grassy corner. “I have often thought of having a bower made
here; but perhaps that would tend to Cockneyfy it. Let me
have the stool, Kit, and you sit on that stump. The view from
the house is very beautiful, but this beats it, because it shows
another bend, and perhaps the very prettiest bend of all the
valley. You ought to be here in May, Kit, when the lilacs
and laburnums, and the wild-broom, and the apple-blossom,
and the soft green of the trees along the winding river—don’t
talk to me of Devonshire after that. I have never been there;
but I won’t believe it.”</p>
<p>I admired the view, which was very nice indeed, and very
prettily varied in its way. At the same time, I could not help
thinking that some of the broad reaches of the Thames, and
the long spread of meadows with the slanting sun, and the
cattle too sleek to care a flip for flies, and the trees, and the
islands and the glassy quiet—such as we have round our
way—were much more likely to do a man good (which must be
the thing they were made for) than all the sharp turns of a
pretty little stream which our river receives without knowing it.</p>
<p>“You are right, my dear nephew,” replied my dear aunt,
when I had expressed opinions not exactly as above; “it is
indeed a large and noble sight. But I fear that those two
young people behind us will be looking all the time at one
another, and perhaps never know that they are in a valley.
Mr. Henderson is a very pleasant young man, so far as I can
judge, and a clever one, likely to make his own way in the
world, with the help of all the very great friends he has. But
is he to be thoroughly depended on? Has he the strict principle,
and downright honesty, and love of domestic life, without
which no marriage can be truly happy? I have a great regard
for young Miss Chalker; and though her father belongs to
another grade of life, and one with which I have but little
sympathy, I believe him to be a very upright man, and his
heart is bound up with his only child. She has no mother, you
must understand; and I will not lend myself to anything, for
which I could not answer to her father and myself.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>My aunt fixed her keen grey eyes upon me, and her white
hair added to their force and truth. For the first time I felt
that I had acted rashly, and by no means rightly in the matter,
as she put it. And that she put it sensibly, and honestly, and
kindly, was too evident for my self-content. I should not have
yielded to Sam’s overtures, or at any rate, I should not have
involved her in the case, without being far more sure than I
was at present of his good qualities. I answered as truthfully
as I could, which is the only right thing to do, however it may
end. And I felt that the end might be my disgrace with her.</p>
<p>“Aunt Parslow, I know very little of Sam Henderson.
That is to say, I have known him from a boy, but never been
intimate with him. In our village he is considered rather
‘fast.’ But we are a very steady-going lot; and any one who deals
at all with racing matters, is sure to get that reputation with us.
I have never heard anything against his honesty; if I had, I
should not be with him, until it was disproved. I think that
he is really attached to Miss Chalker; but whether he would
be a good husband for her, is a great deal more than I can say.
You ladies are the best judges of such matters. If you can
give him a good word, do. But it must depend entirely on
your own judgment. For as I said before, I do not know him
at all thoroughly.”</p>
<p>“I am not very sanguine about it,” said my aunt, whose
eyes had never left mine, while I spoke; “and I shall take
good care that, if they meet again here, it shall be with her
father’s knowledge. There is one thing to be said, that they
both belong to the same class in life, and are likely therefore
to understand one another’s ways. The same cannot be said of
you, my dear; and your love is a much more romantic affair,
and likely, I fear, to run no smooth course. There I will help
you all I can, and my advice will be of great service to you.
Also if you want a little money, you know where to come for
it. And that reminds me that you may want some now. Your
Uncle Orchardson is a man, I believe, of great integrity and
fine principle; but I know that he objects very strongly to
parting with any of the means God has given him. If you
are obliged to run away with your Kitty, to save her from
an old reprobate,—and it may come to that, though I dislike
such things—what does your uncle propose to do for you? He
ought to do something handsome.”</p>
<p>“And so he will, something very handsome. He has
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