<h2 id="id01034" style="margin-top: 4em">XVIII</h2>
<p id="id01035" style="margin-top: 2em">'I wish Alice would make haste, and not keep us waiting. I suppose she
has got behind a crowd. Here are the Scullys; let's hide, they don't
know a creature, and will hang on us.'</p>
<p id="id01036">Olive and Mrs. Barton tried to slip out of sight, but they were too
late; and a moment after, looking immense in a train and bodice of Lyons
velvet, Mrs. Scully came up and accosted them.</p>
<p id="id01037">'And how do you do, Mrs. Barton?' she said, with a desperate effort to
make herself agreeable;</p>
<p id="id01038">'I must congratulate you. Everyone is admiring your dress; I assure you
your train looked perfectly regal.'</p>
<p id="id01039">'I am glad you like it,' replied Mrs. Barton; 'but what do you think of<br/>
Olive? Do you like her dress?'<br/></p>
<p id="id01040">'Oh, Olive has no need of my praises. If I were not afraid of making her
too vain I would tell her that all Dublin is talking of her. Indeed, I
heard a gentleman say—a gentleman who, I believe, writes for the
papers—that she will be in the <i>World</i> or <i>Truth</i> next week as the
belle of the season. None of the other young ladies will have a chance
with her.'</p>
<p id="id01041">'Oh, I don't know about that,' exclaimed Mrs. Barton, laughing merrily;
'haven't you got your Violet?—whom, by the way, you have transformed
into a beautiful daisy. It will be, perhaps, not the Rose nor the Olive
that will carry off the prize, but the daisy.'</p>
<p id="id01042">Violet glanced sharply at Mrs. Barton, and there was hate in the glance;
for, although her mother did not, she understood well what was meant by
the allusion to the daisy, the humblest of the earth's flowers.</p>
<p id="id01043">The appearance, however, of Lord Kilcarney brought the conversation to a
close; and, not knowing how to address him, Olive laughed beautifully
from behind her silver fan. They entered Patrick's Hall, where Lord
Dungory, Lord Rosshill, and others were waiting to receive Mrs. Barton,
who sought for a prominent seat, and dealing out pearly laughs and
winsome compliments to her court, she watched Olive, who, according to
orders, had taken Lord Kilcarney to sit on the highest of the series of
benches that lined one side of the room, which she did, and for a moment
Mrs. Barton felt as if she held Dublin under her satin shoe. Alice was
her only trouble. What would she do with this gawk of a girl? But soon
even this difficulty was solved, for Harding came up and asked her if he
might take her to get an ice.</p>
<p id="id01044">'How absurd we looked dressed up in this way,' said Harding; 'look at
that attorney and the court sword. It would be just as logical to stick
a quill pen behind the ear of a fat pig.'</p>
<p id="id01045">'Well, the sword—I confess I don't see much meaning in that; but the
rest of the dress is well enough. I don't see why one style of dress
should be more absurd than another, unless it is because it isn't the
fashion.'</p>
<p id="id01046">'Yes, but that is just the reason; just fancy dressing oneself up in the
costume of a bygone time.'</p>
<p id="id01047">'And is everything that isn't the fashion ridiculous?'</p>
<p id="id01048">'Ah, there, I fancy, you have the best of the argument. Waiter, a
strawberry ice. But did you say you would have strawberry?'</p>
<p id="id01049">'I don't think I did, for I prefer lemon.'</p>
<p id="id01050">The centre of the ceiling was filled with an oval picture representing
St. Patrick receiving Pagans into the true faith. The walls were white
painted, the panels were gold-listed. There were pillars at both ends of
the room, and in a top gallery, behind a curtain of evergreen plants,
Liddell's orchestra continued to pour an uninterrupted flood of waltz
melody upon the sea of satin, silk, poplin, and velvet that surged
around the buffet, angrily demanding cream ices, champagne, and
claret-cup. Every moment the crowd grew denser, and the red coats of the
Guards and the black corded jackets of the Rifles stained like spots of
ink and blood the pallor of the background. A few young men looked
elegant and shapely in the velvet and stockings of Court dress. One of
these was Fred Scully. He was with May, who, the moment she caught sight
of Alice, made frantic efforts to reach her.</p>
<p id="id01051">'My dear, did anyone ever look so nice! You are as sweet—well, a little
sweeter—than you generally are! How do you do, Mr. Harding? And tell
me, Alice, what do you think of my dress?'</p>
<p id="id01052">May was in cream faille with ruchings of tulle. A beautiful piece of
white lilac nestled upon her right breast.</p>
<p id="id01053">'You are very nice, May, and I think the white sets off your hair to
advantage.'</p>
<p id="id01054">'Well, good-bye dear, Fred and I are going into the next room; one is so
pushed about here, but there are nice large velvet sofas there where one
can sit and talk. I advise you to come.'</p>
<p id="id01055">In the reposing shadows of rich velvet and sombre hangings women leaned
over the sofas, talking to men in uniform, while two strange-looking
creatures, in long garments, walked up and down the room—Dons from
Trinity, who argued with Mr. Adair earnestly.</p>
<p id="id01056">'He is one of the lights of your county, is he not?' said Harding,
indicating Mr. Adair.</p>
<p id="id01057">'Oh, yes,' replied Alice, 'he took honours and a gold medal at Trinity<br/>
College.'<br/></p>
<p id="id01058">'I know he did, and a capacity for passing competitive examinations is
the best proof of a man's incapacity for everything else.'</p>
<p id="id01059">'Do you know him?'</p>
<p id="id01060">'Yes, a little. He wears his University laurels at forty, builds parish
schools, and frightens his neighbours with the liberality of his
opinions and the rectitude of his life.'</p>
<p id="id01061">'But have you seen his pamphlets on the amalgamation of the poor
houses?' said Alice, astonished at the slight consideration afforded to
the rural genius.</p>
<p id="id01062">'I have heard of them. It appears he is going in for politics; but his
politics will be on a par with his saw-mill, and his farmyard in
concrete. Mr. Adair is a well-known person. Every county in England,
Ireland, and Scotland, possesses and is proud of its Mr. Adair.'</p>
<p id="id01063">Alice wondered for some moments in silence; and when suddenly her
thoughts detached themselves, she said: 'We didn't see you in the
ladies' drawing-room.'</p>
<p id="id01064">'I was very busy all the morning. I had two articles to write for one of
my papers and some books to review.'</p>
<p id="id01065">'How nice it must be to have a duty to perform every day; to have always
an occupation to which you can turn with pleasure.'</p>
<p id="id01066">'I don't know that I look upon my ink-bottle as an eternal haven of
bliss. Still, I would sooner contribute articles to daily and weekly
papers than sit in the Kildare Street Club, drinking glasses of sherry.
Having nothing to do must be a terrible occupation, and one difficult to
fulfil with dignity and honour. But,' he added, as if a sudden thought
had struck him, 'you must have a great deal of time on your hands; why
don't you write a novel?'</p>
<p id="id01067">'Everybody can't write novels.'</p>
<p id="id01068">'Oh yes, they can.'</p>
<p id="id01069">'Is that the reason why you advise me to write one?</p>
<p id="id01070">'Not exactly. Did you ever try to write a story?'</p>
<p id="id01071">'No, not since I was at school. I used to write stories there, and read
them to the girls, and . . .'</p>
<p id="id01072">'And what?'</p>
<p id="id01073">'Oh, nothing; it seems so absurd of me to talk to you about such things;
you will only laugh at me just as you did at Mr. Adair.'</p>
<p id="id01074">'No, I assure you, I am very loyal to my friends.'</p>
<p id="id01075">'Friends!'</p>
<p id="id01076">'I should have thought that friendship was a question of sympathy, and
not one of time: but I will withdraw the word.'</p>
<p id="id01077">'Oh, no, I didn't mean that—I am sure I am very glad . . .'</p>
<p id="id01078">'Very well, then, we will be friends; and now tell me what you were
going to say.'</p>
<p id="id01079">'I have forgotten—what was I saying?'</p>
<p id="id01080">'You were telling me about something you had written at school.'</p>
<p id="id01081">'Oh, yes, I remember. I did a little play for the girls to act just
before we left.'</p>
<p id="id01082">'What was it about—what was it called?'</p>
<p id="id01083">'It was not original—it was an adaptation of Tennyson's ballad of King
Cophetua. You know Miss Gould—she played the King; and Miss Scully, she
played the beggar-maid. But, of course, the whole thing was very
childish.'</p>
<p id="id01084">At this moment a figure in knee-breeches and flesh-coloured stockings
was seen waving a wand at the far end of the room. He was the usher
clearing the way for the viceregal procession.</p>
<p id="id01085">The first to appear were the A.D.C.'s. They were followed by the Medical
Department, by the Private Secretary, the Military Private Secretary,
the Assistant Under Secretaries, by the Gentlemen in Waiting, the Master
of the Horse, the Dean of the Chapel Royal, the Chamberlain, the
Gentleman Usher, the Comptroller, the State Steward, walking with a
wand, like a doge in an opera bouffe; then came another secretary, and
another band of the underlings who flock about this mock court. And then
came a heavy-built, red-bearded man, who carried, as one might a baby, a
huge gilt sword in his fat hands. He was followed by their Excellencies.
The long, maroon-coloured breeches preserved their usual
disconsolateness, the teeth and diamonds retained their splendour, and
the train—many yards of azure blue richest Duchesse satin, embroidered
with large bouquets of silver lily of the valley, and trimmed with
plumes of azure blue ostrich feathers, and bunches of silver coral—was
upheld by two tiny children who tottered beneath its enormous weight.
Then another batch of A.D.C.'s-in-Waiting, the ladies of the viceregal
family: their Excellencies' guests and the ladies in attendance—placed
according to their personal precedence—brought up the rear of the
procession.</p>
<p id="id01086">'Doesn't real, actual life sometimes appear to you, Miss Barton, more
distorted and unreal than a dream? I know it does to me. The spectacle
we have just witnessed was a part of the ages that believed in the
godhead of Christ and the divine right of Kings; but it seems to me
strange that such barbarities should be permitted to loiter.'</p>
<p id="id01087">'But what has Christianity to do with the procession that has just
passed?'</p>
<p id="id01088">'Were it not for faith, do you think a mock court would be allowed to
promenade in that ludicrous fashion?'</p>
<p id="id01089">'I'm not sure it is faith that enables them to reverence the sword of
State. Is it not rather that love of ceremonial inherent in us all—more
or less?'</p>
<p id="id01090">'Perhaps you are right.'</p>
<p id="id01091">The conversation drifted back to literature; they talked for ten
minutes, and then Alice suggested that it was time she should return to
Mrs. Barton. Patrick's Hall was still crowded, and champagne corks
exploded through the babbling of the voices. The squadron of distressed
damsels had not deserted their favourite corner, and they waited about
the pillars like cabs on a stand. At this hour a middle-aged married
doctor would be welcomed; all were desirous of being seen, if only for a
moment, on the arm of a man. Mrs. Barton's triumph was Cæsarean. More
than half-a-dozen old lords and one young man listened to her bewitching
laugh, and were fed on the brown flashing gold of her eyes. Milord and
Rosshill had been pushed aside; and, apart, each sought to convince the
other that he was going to leave town by the evening mail. Well in view
of everyone, Olive had spent an hour with Lord Kilcarney. He had just
brought her back to Mrs. Barton. At a little distance the poor Scullys
stood waiting. They knew no one, even the Bartons had given them a very
cold shoulder. Mrs. Gould, in an old black velvet dress, wondered why
all the nice girls did not get married, and from time to time she
plaintively questioned the passers-by if they had seen May. Violet's
sharp face had grown sharper. She knew she could do something if she
only got a chance. But would she get a chance? The Ladies Cullen, their
plank-like shoulders bound in grey frisé velvet and steel, were talking
to her. Suddenly Lady Sarah bowed to Lord Kilcarney, and the bow said,
'Come hither!' Leaving Olive he approached. A moment after he was
introduced to Violet. Her thin face lit up as if from a light within; a
grey cloud dimmed the light of Mrs. Barton's golden eyes, and when she
saw <i>Him</i> in the vestibule helping the Scullys on with their wraps, she
shuddered as if struck with a blast of icy wind.</p>
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