<h2 id="id00500" style="margin-top: 4em">X</h2>
<p id="id00501" style="margin-top: 2em">During the whole of the next week, until the very night of the ball, the
girls hadn't a moment they could call their own. It was impossible to
say how time went. There were so many things to think of—to remind each
other of. Nobody knew what they had done last, or what they should do
next. The principle on which the ball had been arranged was this: the
forty-five spinsters who had agreed to bear the expense, which it was
guaranteed would not exceed £3 10s. apiece, were supplied each with five
tickets to be distributed among their friends. To save money, the supper
had been provided by the Goulds and Manlys, and day after day the rich
smells of roast beef and the salt vapours of boiling hams trailed along
the passages, and ascended through the banisters of the staircases in
Beech Grove and Manly Park. Fifty chickens had been killed; presents of
woodcock and snipe were received from all sides; salmon had arrived from
Galway; cases of champagne from Dublin. As a wit said, 'Circe has
prepared a banquet and is calling us in.'</p>
<p id="id00502">After much hesitation, a grammar-school, built by an enterprising
landlord for an inappreciative population that had declined to support
it, was selected as the most suitable location for the festivities. It
lay about a mile from the town, and this was in itself an advantage. To
the decoration of the rooms May and Fred diligently applied themselves.
Away they went every morning, the carriage filled with yards of red
cloth, branches of evergreen, oak and holly, flags and Chinese lanterns.
You see them: Fred mounted on a high ladder, May and the maid striving
to hand him a long garland which is to be hung between the windows. You
see them leaning over the counter of a hardware shop, explaining how
oblong and semicircular pieces of tin are to be provided with places for
candles (the illumination of the room had remained an unsolved problem
until ingenious Fred had hit upon this plan); you see them running up
the narrow staircases, losing themselves in the twisty passages, calling
for the housekeeper; you see them trying to decide which is the
gentlemen's cloakroom, which the ladies', and wondering if they will be
able to hire enough furniture in the town to arrange a sitting-room for
the chaperons.</p>
<p id="id00503">As May said, 'We shall have them hanging about our heels the whole
evening if we don't try to make them comfortable.'</p>
<p id="id00504">At last the evening of the ball arrived, and, as the clocks were
striking eight, dressed and ready to start, Alice knocked at May's door.</p>
<p id="id00505">'What! dressed already?' said May, as she leaned towards the glass,
illuminated on either side with wax candles, and looked into the
whiteness of her bosom. She wore a costume of Prussian-blue velvet and
silk; the bodice (entirely of velvet) was pointed back and front, and a
berthe of moresque lace softened the contrast between it and the cream
tints of the skin. These and the flame-coloured hair were the spirits of
the shadowy bedchamber; whereas Alice, in her white corded-silk, her
clear candid eyes, was the truer Madonna whose ancient and inferior
prototype stood on her bracket in a forgotten corner.</p>
<p id="id00506">'Oh! how nice you look!' exclaimed May; 'I don't think I ever saw anyone
look so pure.'</p>
<p id="id00507">Alice smiled; and, interpreting the smile, May said:</p>
<p id="id00508">'I am afraid you don't think so much of me.'</p>
<p id="id00509">'I am sure, May, you look very nice indeed, and just as you would like
to look.'</p>
<p id="id00510">To May's excitable mind it was not difficult to suggest a new train of
thought, and she immediately proceeded to explain why she had chosen her
present dress.</p>
<p id="id00511">'I knew that you, and Olive, and Violet, and Lord knows how many others
would be in white, and, as we shall all have to wear white at the
Drawing-Room, I thought I'd appear in this. But isn't the whole thing
delightful? I am engaged already for several dances, and I have been
practising the step all day with Fred.' Then, singing to herself, she
waltzed in front of the glass at the immediate risk of falling into the
bath:</p>
<p id="id00512"> '"Five-and-forty spinsters baked in a pie!<br/>
When the pie was opened the maids began to sing,<br/>
Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the King!"<br/></p>
<p id="id00513">'Oh, dear, there's my garter coming down!' and, dropping on to the sofa,
the girl hitched up the treacherous article of dress. 'And tell me what
you think of my legs,' she said, advancing a pair of stately calves.
'Violet says they are too large.'</p>
<p id="id00514">'They seem to me to be all right; but, May dear, you haven't got a
petticoat on.'</p>
<p id="id00515">'You can't wear petticoats with these tight dresses; one can't move
one's legs as it is.'</p>
<p id="id00516">'But don't you think you'll feel cold—catch cold?'</p>
<p id="id00517">'Not a bit of it; no danger of cold when you have shammy-leather
drawers.'</p>
<p id="id00518">Then, overcome by her exuberant feelings, May began to sing:
'Five-and-forty spinsters baked in a pie,' etc. 'Five-and-forty,' she
said, breaking off, 'have subscribed. I wonder how many will be married
by this time next year? You know, I shouldn't care to be married all at
once; I'd want to see the world a bit first. Even if I liked a man, I
shouldn't care to marry him now; time enough in about three years' time,
when one is beginning to get tired of flirtations and parties. I have
often wondered what it must be like. Just fancy waking up and seeing a
man's face on the pillow, or for—'</p>
<p id="id00519">'No, no, May; I will not; you must not. I will not listen to these
improper conversations!'</p>
<p id="id00520">'Now, don't get angry, there's a dear, nice girl; you're worse than
Violet, 'pon my word you are; but we must be off. It is a good
half-hour's drive, and we shall want to be there before nine. The people
will begin to come in about that time.'</p>
<p id="id00521">Mrs. Gould was asleep in the drawing-room, and, as they awoke her, the
sound of wheels was heard on the gravel outside. The girls hopped into
the carriage. Mrs. Gould pulled herself in, and, blotted out in a far
corner, thought vaguely of asking May not to dance more than three times
with Fred Scully; May chattered to Alice or looked impatiently through
the misted windows for the familiar signs; the shadow of a tree on the
sky, or the obscure outline of a farm-building that would tell how near
they were to their destination. Suddenly the carriage turned to the
right, and entered a sort of crescent. There were hedges on both sides,
through which vague forms were seen scrambling, but May humorously
explained that as no very unpopular landlord was going to be present, it
was not thought that an attempt would be made to blow up the building;
and, conscious of the beautiful night which hung like a blue mysterious
flower above them, they passed through a narrow doorway draped with
red-striped canvas.</p>
<p id="id00522">'Now, mother, what do you think of the decorations? Do say a word of
praise.'</p>
<p id="id00523">'I've always said, May, that you have excellent taste.'</p>
<p id="id00524">The school-hall and refectory had been transformed into ball and supper
rooms, and the narrow passages intervening were hung with red cloth and
green garlands of oak and holly. On crossing threads Chinese lanterns
were wafted luminously.</p>
<p id="id00525">'What taste Fred has!' said May, pointing to the huge arrangement that
covered the end wall. 'And haven't my tin candelabra turned out a
success? There will be no grease, and the room couldn't be better
lighted.'</p>
<p id="id00526">'But look!' said Alice, 'look at all those poor people staring in at the
window. Isn't it dreadful that they, in the dark and cold, should be
watching us dancing in our beautiful dresses, and in our warm bright
room?'</p>
<p id="id00527">'You don't want to ask them in, do you?'</p>
<p id="id00528">'Of course not, but it seems very sinister; doesn't it seem so to you?'</p>
<p id="id00529">'I don't know what you mean by its being sinister; but sinister or not
sinister, it couldn't be helped; for if we had nailed up every window we
should have simply died of heat.'</p>
<p id="id00530">'I hope you won't think of opening the windows too soon,' said Mrs.
Gould. 'You must think of us poor chaperons, who will be sitting still
all night.'</p>
<p id="id00531">Then, in the gaping silence, the three ladies listened to the melancholy
harper and the lachrymose fiddlers who, on the <i>estrade</i> in the far
corner, sat tuning their instruments. At last the people began to come
in. The first were a few stray blackcoats, then feminine voices were
heard in the passages, and necks and arms, green toilettes and white
satin shoes, were seen passing and taking seats. Two Miss Duffys, the
fattest of the four, were with their famous sister Bertha. Bertha was
rarely seen in Galway; she lived with an aunt in Dublin, where her
terrible tongue was dreaded by the <i>débutantes</i> at the Castle. In a
yellow dress as loud and as hard as her voice, she stood explaining that
she had come down expressly for the ball. Opposite, the Honourable Miss
Gores made a group of five; and a few men who preferred consideration to
amusement made their way towards them. The Brennans—Gladys and Zoe—as
soon as they saw Alice, asked after Lord Dungory; and all the girls were
anxious to see Violet, who they feared would seem thin in a low dress.</p>
<p id="id00532">Hers was the charm of an infinite fragility. The bosom, whose curves
were so faint that they were epicene, was set in a bodice of white
<i>broché</i>, joining a skirt of white satin, with an overskirt of tulle,
and the only touch of colour was a bunch of pink and white azaleas worn
on the left shoulder. And how irresistibly suggestive of an Indian
carved ivory were the wee foot, the thin arm, the slender cheek!</p>
<p id="id00533">'How sweet you look, Violet,' said Alice, with frank admiration in her
eyes.</p>
<p id="id00534">'Thanks for saying so; 'tisn't often we girls pay each other
compliments. But you, you do look ever so nice in that white silk. It
becomes you perfectly.' And then, her thoughts straying suddenly from
Alice's dress, she said:</p>
<p id="id00535">'Do you see Mr. Burke over there? If his brother died he would be a
marquis. Do you know him?'</p>
<p id="id00536">'Yes; I met him at dinner at Dungory Castle.'</p>
<p id="id00537">'Well, introduce him to me if you get a chance.'</p>
<p id="id00538">'I am afraid you will find him stupid.'</p>
<p id="id00539">'Oh, that doesn't matter; 'tis good form to be seen dancing with an<br/>
Honourable. Do you know many men in the room?'<br/></p>
<p id="id00540">Alice admitted she knew no one, and, lapsing into silence, the girls
scanned the ranks for possible partners. Poor Sir Richard, already very
drunk, his necktie twisted under his right ear, was vainly attempting to
say something to those whom he knew, or fancied he knew. Sir Charles,
forgetful of the family at home, was flirting with a young girl whose
mother was probably formulating the details of a new emigration scheme.
Dirty Mr. Ryan, his hands thrust deep into the pockets of his baggy
trousers, whispered words of counsel to Mr. Lynch: a rumour had gone
abroad that Captain Hibbert was going to hunt that season in Galway, and
would want a couple of horses. Mr. Adair was making grotesque attempts
to talk to a lady of dancing. On every side voices were heard speaking
of the distances they had achieved: some had driven twenty, some thirty
miles.</p>
<p id="id00541">Already the first notes of the waltz had been shrieked out by the
cornet, and Mr. Fred Scully, with May's red tresses on his shoulder, was
about to start, when Mrs. Barton and Olive entered. Olive, in white
silk, so tightly drawn back that every line of her supple thighs, and
every plumpness of her superb haunches was seen; and the double garland
of geraniums that encircled the tulle veiling seemed like flowers of
blood scattered on virgin snow. Her beauty imposed admiration; and,
murmuring assent, the dancers involuntarily drew into lines, and this
pale, uncoloured loveliness, her high nose seen, and her silly laugh
heard, by the side of her sharp, brown-eyed mother, passed down the
room. Lord Dungory and Lord Rosshill advanced to meet them; a moment
after Captain Hibbert and Mr. Burke came up to ask for dances; a waltz
was promised to each. A circling crowd of black-coats instantly absorbed
the triumphant picture; the violinist scraped, and the harper twanged
intermittently; a band of fox-hunters arrived; girls had been chosen,
and in the small space of floor that remained the white skirts and red
tail coats passed and repassed, borne along Strauss's indomitable
rhythms.</p>
<p id="id00542">An hour passed: perspiration had begun to loosen the work of
curling-tongs; dust had thickened the voices, but the joy of exercise
was in every head and limb. A couple would rush off for a cup of tea, or
an ice, and then, pale and breathless, return to the fray. Mrs. Manly
was the gayest. Pushing her children out of her skirts, she called upon
May:</p>
<p id="id00543">'Now then, May, have you a partner? We are going to have a real romp—we
are going to have Kitchen Lancers. I'll undertake to see everybody
through them.'</p>
<p id="id00544">A select few, by signs, winks, and natural instinct, were drawn towards
this convivial circle; but, notwithstanding all her efforts to make
herself understood, Mrs. Manly was sadly hampered by the presence of a
tub-like old lady who, with a small boy, was seeking a <i>vis-à-vis.</i></p>
<p id="id00545">'My dear May, we can't have her here, we are going to romp; anyone can
see that. Tell her we are going to dance Kitchen Lancers.'</p>
<p id="id00546">But the old lady could not be made to understand, and it was with
difficulty that she was disentangled from the sixteen. At that moment
the appearance of a waiter with a telegram caused the dancers to pause.
Mr. Burke's name was whispered in front of the messenger; but he who,
until that evening, had been Mr. Burke, was now the Marquis of
Kilearney. The smiling mouth drooped to an expression of fear as he tore
open the envelope. One glance was enough; he looked about the room like
one dazed. Then, as his eyes fell upon the vague faces seen looking
through the wet November pane, he muttered: 'Oh! you brutes, you brutes!
so you have shot my brother!'</p>
<p id="id00547">Unchecked, the harper twanged and the fiddler scraped out the tune of
their Lancers. Few really knew what had happened, and the newly-made
marquis had to fight his way through women who, in skin-tight dresses,
danced with wantoning movements of the hips, and threw themselves into
the arms of men, to be, in true kitchen-fashion, whirled round and round
with prodigious violence.</p>
<p id="id00548">Nevertheless, Lord Dungory and Lord Rosshill could not conceal their
annoyance; both felt keenly that they had compromised themselves by
remaining in the room after the news of so dreadful a catastrophe. But,
as Mrs. Barton was anxious that her daughter's success should not be
interfered with, nothing could be done but to express sympathy in
appropriate words. Nobody, Lord Dungory declared, could regret the
dastardly outrage that had been committed more than he. He had known
Lord Kilcarney many years, and he had always found him a man whom no one
could fail to esteem. The earldom was one of the oldest in Ireland, but
the marquisate did not go back farther than the last few years.
Beaconsfield had given him a step in the peerage; no one knew why. A
very curious man—most retiring—hated society. Then Lord Rosshill
related an anecdote concerning an enormous water-jump that he and Lord
Kilcarney had taken together; and he also spoke of the late Marquis's
aversion to matrimony, and hinted that he had once refused a match which
would have relieved the estates of all debt. But he could not be
persuaded; indeed, he had never been known to pay any woman the
slightest attention.</p>
<p id="id00549">'It is to be hoped the present Marquis won't prove so difficult to
please,' said Mrs. Gould. The remark was an unfortunate one, and the
chaperons present resented this violation of their secret thoughts. Mrs.
Barton and Mrs. Scully suddenly withdrew their eyes, which till then had
been gently following their daughters through the figures of the dance,
and, forgetting what they foresaw would be the cause of future enmity,
united in condemning Mrs. Gould. Obeying a glance of the Lady Hamilton
eyes, Lord Dungory said:</p>
<p id="id00550">'<i>On cherche l'amour dans les boudoirs, non pas dans les cimetières,
madame</i>.' Then he added (but this time only for the private ear of Mrs.
Barton), '<i>La mer ne rend pas ses morts, mais la tombe nous donne
souvent les écussons</i>.'</p>
<p id="id00551">'Ha! ha! ha!' laughed Mrs. Barton, '<i>ce Milord, il trouve l'esprit
partout</i>;' and her light coaxing laugh dissipated this moment of
ball-room gloom.</p>
<p id="id00552">And Alice? Although conscious of her deficiency in the <i>trois temps</i>,
determined not to give in without an effort, she had suffered May to
introduce her to a couple of officers; but to execute the step she knew
theoretically, or to talk to her partner when he had dragged her,
breathless, out of the bumping dances, she found to be difficult, so
ignorant was she of hunting and of London theatres, and having read only
one book of Ouida's, it would be vain for her to hope to interest her
partner in literature. The other girls seemed more at home with their
partners, and while she walked with hers, wondering what she should say
next, she noticed behind screens, under staircases, at the end of dark
passages, girls whom she had known at St. Leonards incapable of
learning, or even understanding the simplest lessons, suddenly
transformed as if by magic into bright, clever, agreeable girls—capable
of fulfilling that only duty which falls to the lot of women: of amusing
men. But she could not do this, and must, therefore, resign herself to
an aimless life of idleness, and be content in a few years to take a
place amid the Miss Brennans, the Ladies Cullen, the Miss Duffys, the
Honourable Miss Gores, those whom she saw sitting round the walls
'waiting to be asked,' as did the women in the old Babylonian Temple.</p>
<p id="id00553">Such was her criticism of life as she sat wearily answering Mrs. Gould's
tiresome questions, not daring to approach her mother, who was laughing
with Olive, Captain Hibbert, and Lord Dungory. Waltz after waltz had
been played, and her ears reeked with their crying strain. One or two
men had asked her 'if they might have the pleasure'; but she was
determined to try dancing no more, and had refused them. At last, at the
earnest request of Mrs. Gould, she had allowed Dr. Reed to take her in
to supper. He was an earnest-eyed, stout, commonplace man, and looked
some years over thirty. Alice, however, found she could talk to him
better than with her other partners, and when they left the clattering
supper-room, where plates were being broken and champagne was being
drunk by the gallon, sitting on the stairs, he talked to her till voices
were heard calling for his services. A dancer had been thrown and had
broken his leg. Alice saw something carried towards her, and, rushing
towards May, whom she saw in the doorway, she asked for an explanation.</p>
<p id="id00554">'Oh, nothing, nothing! he slipped down—has broken or sprained his
ankle—that's all. Why aren't you dancing? Greatest fun in the
world—just beginning to get noisy—and we are going it. Come on, Fred;
come on!'</p>
<p id="id00555">To the rowdy tune of the <i>Posthorn Polka</i> the different couples were
dashing to and fro—all a little drunk with emotion and champagne; and,
as if fascinated, Alice's eyes followed the shoulders of a tall,
florid-faced man. Doing the <i>deux temps</i>, he traversed the room in two
or three prodigious jumps. His partner, a tiny creature, looked a
crushed bird within the circle of his terrible arm. Like a collier
labouring in a heavy sea, a county doctor lurched from side to side,
overpowered by the fattest of the Miss Duffys. A thin, trim youth, with
bright eyes glancing hither and thither, executed a complex step, and
glided with surprising dexterity in and out, and through this rushing
mad mass of light toilettes and flying coat-tails. Marks, too, of
conflict were visible. Mr. Ryan had lost some portion of his garment in
an obscure misunderstanding in the supper-room. All Mr. Lynch's studs
had gone, and his shirt was in a precarious state; drunken Sir Richard
had not been carried out of the room before strewing the floor with his
necktie and fragments of his gloves. But these details were forgotten in
the excitement. The harper twanged still more violently at his strings,
the fiddler rasped out the agonizing tune more screechingly than ever;
and as the delirium of the dance fevered this horde of well-bred people
the desire to exercise, their animal force grew irresistible, and they
charged, intent on each other's overthrow. In the onset, the vast
shoulders and the <i>deux temps</i> were especially successful. One couple
had gone down splendidly before him, another had fallen over the
prostrate ones; and in a moment, in positions more or less recumbent,
eight people were on the floor. Fears were expressed for the tight
dresses, and Violet had shown more of her thin ankles than was
desirable; but the climax was not reached until a young man, whose
unsteady legs forbade him this part of the fun, established himself in a
safe corner, and commenced to push the people over as they passed him.
This was the signal for the flight of the chaperons.</p>
<p id="id00556">'Now come along, Miss Barton,' cried Mrs. Barton, catching sight of<br/>
Alice; 'and will you, Lord Dungory, look after Olive?'<br/></p>
<p id="id00557">Lord Rosshill collected the five Honourable Miss Gores, the Miss
Brennans drew around Mrs. Scully, who, without taking the least notice
of them, steered her way.</p>
<p id="id00558">And so ended, at least so far as they were concerned, the ball given
by the spinsters of the county of Galway. But the real end? On this
subject much curiosity was evinced.</p>
<p id="id00559">The secret was kept for a time, but eventually the story leaked out
that, overcome by the recollections of still pleasanter evenings spent
under the hospitable roof of the Mayo bachelor, Mr. Ryan, Mr. Lynch and
Sir Charles had brought in the maid-servants, and that, with jigs for
waltzes, and whiskey for champagne, the gaiety had not been allowed to
die until the day was well begun. Bit by bit and fragment by fragment
the story was pieced together, and, in the secrecy of their bedrooms,
with little smothered fits of laughter, the young ladies told each other
how Sir Charles had danced with the big housemaid, how every time he did
the cross-over he had slapped her on the belly; and then, with more
laughter, they related how she had said: 'Now don't, Sir Charles, I
forbid you to take such liberties.' And it also became part of the story
that, when they were tired of even such pleasures as these, the
gentlemen had gone upstairs to where the poor man with the broken leg
was lying, and had, with whiskey and song, relieved his sufferings until
the Galway train rolled into Ballinasloe.</p>
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