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<h2> CHAPTER XXXIX </h2>
<h3> BATTERY AND ASSUMPSIT </h3>
<p>That little moorland glen, whose only murmur was of wavelets, and
principal traffic of birds and rabbits, even at this time of year looked
pretty, with the winter light winding down its shelter and soft quietude.
Ferny pitches and grassy bends set off the harsh outline of rock and
shale, while a white mist (quivering like a clew above the rivulet) was
melting into the faint blue haze diffused among the foldings and recesses
of the land. On the hither side, nearly at the bottom of the slope, a
bright green spot among the brown and yellow roughness, looking by
comparison most smooth and rich, showed where the little cottage grew its
vegetables, and even indulged in a small attempt at fruit. Behind this,
the humble retirement of the cot was shielded from the wind by a
breastwork of bold rock, fringed with ground-ivy, hanging broom, and
silver stars of the carline. So simple and low was the building, and so
matched with the colors around it, that but for the smoke curling up from
a pipe of red pottery-ware, a stranger might almost have overlooked it.
The walls were made from the rocks close by, the roof of fir slabs
thatched with ling; there was no upper story, and (except the door and
windows) all the materials seemed native and at home. Lancelot had heard,
by putting a crafty question in safe places, that the people of the gill
here had built their own dwelling, a good many years ago; and it looked as
if they could have done it easily.</p>
<p>Now, if he intended to spy out the land, and the house as well, before the
giant of the axe returned, there was no time to lose in beginning. He had
a good deal of sagacity in tricks, and some practice in little arts of
robbery. For before he attained to this exalted state of mind one of his
favorite pastimes had been a course of stealthy raids upon the pears in
Scargate garden. He might have had as many as he liked for asking; but
what flavor would they have thus possessed? Moreover, he bore a noble
spite against the gardener, whose special pride was in that pear wall; and
Pet more than once had the joy of beholding him thrash his own innocent
son for the dark disappearance of Beurre and Bergamot. Making good use of
this experience, he stole his way down the steep glen-side, behind the low
fence of the garden, until he reached the bottom, and the brush-wood by
the stream. Here he stopped to observe again, and breathe, and get his
spirit up. The glassy water looked as cold as death; and if he got cramp
in his feet, how could he run? And yet he could see no other way but
wading, of approaching the cottage unperceived.</p>
<p>Now fortune (whose privilege it is to cast mortals into the holes that
most misfit them) sometimes, when she has got them there, takes pity, and
contemptuously lifts them. Pet was in a hole of hardship, such as his dear
mamma never could have dreamed of, and such as his nurture and
constitution made trebly disastrous for him. He had taken a chill from his
ambush, and fright, and the cold wind over the snow of the moor; and now
the long wading of that icy water might have ended upon the shores of
Acheron. However, he was just about to start upon that passage—for
the spirit of his race was up—when a dull grating sound, as of
footsteps crunching grit, came to his prettily concave ears.</p>
<p>At this sound Lancelot Carnaby stopped from his rash venture into the
water, and drew himself back into an ivied bush, which served as the
finial of the little garden hedge. Peeping through this, he could see that
the walk from the cottage to the hedge was newly sprinkled with gray wood
ash, perhaps to prevent the rain from lodging and the snow from lying
there. Heavy steps of two old men (as Pet in the insolence of young days
called them) fell upon the dull soft crust, and ground it, heel and toe—heel
first, as stiff joints have it—with the bruising snip a hungry cow
makes, grazing wiry grasses. “One of them must be Insie's dad,” said Pet
to himself, as he crouched more closely behind the hedge; “which of them,
I wonder? Well, the tall one, I suppose, to go by the height of that
Maunder. And the other has only one arm; and a man with one arm could
never have built their house. They are coming to sit on that bench; I
shall hear every word they say, and learn some of their secrets that I
never could get out of Insie one bit of. But I wonder who that other
fellow is?”</p>
<p>That other fellow, in spite of his lease, would promptly have laid his
surviving hand to the ear of Master Lancelot, or any other eavesdropper;
for a sturdy and resolute man was he, being no less than our ancient
friend and old soldier, Jack of the Smithies. And now was verified that
homely proverb that listeners never hear good of themselves.</p>
<p>“Sit down, my friend,” said the elder of the twain, a man of rough dress
and hard hands, but good, straightforward aspect, and that careless humor
which generally comes from a life of adventures, and a long acquaintance
with the world's caprice. “I have brought you here that we may be
undisturbed. Little pitchers have long ears. My daughter is as true as
steel; but this matter is not for her at present. You are sure, then, that
Sir Duncan is come home at last? And he wished that I should know it?”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir, he wished that you should know it. So soon as I told him that
you was here, and leading what one may call this queer life, he slapped
his thigh like this here—for he hath a downright way of everything—and
he said, 'Now, Smithies, so soon as you get home, go and tell him that I
am coming. I can trust him as I trust myself; and glad I am for one old
friend in the parts I am such a stranger to. Years and years I have longed
to know what was become of my old friend Bert.' Tears was in his eyes,
your honor: Sir Duncan hath seen such a mighty lot of men, that his heart
cometh up to the few he hath found deserving of the name, sir.”</p>
<p>“You said that you saw him at York, I think?”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir, at the business house of his agent, one Master Geoffrey
Mordacks. He come there quite unexpected, I believe, to see about
something else he hath in hand, and I got a message to go there at once. I
save his life once in India, sir, from one of they cursed Sours, which
made him take heed of me, and me of him. And then it come out where I come
from, and why; and the both of us spoke the broad Yorkshire together, like
as I dea naa care to do to home. After that he got on wonderful, as you
know; and I stuck to him through the whole of it, from luck as well as
liking, till, if I had gone out to see to his breeches, I could not very
well have knowed more of him. And I tell you, sir, not to regard him for a
Yordas. He hath a mind far above them lot; though I was born under them,
to say so!”</p>
<p>“And you think that he will come and recover his rights, in spite of his
father's will against him. I know nothing of the ladies of the Hall; but
it seems a hard thing to turn them out, after being there so long.”</p>
<p>“Who was turned out first, they or him? Five-and-twenty years of tent,
open sky, jungle, and who knows what, for him—but eider-down, and
fireside, and fat of land for them! No, no, sir; whatever shall happen
there, will be God's own justice.”</p>
<p>“Of His justice who shall judge?” said Insie's father, quietly. “But is
there not a young man grown, who passes for the heir with every one?”</p>
<p>“Ay, that there is; and the best game of all will be neck and crop for
that young scamp. A bully, a coward, a puling milksop, is all the
character he beareth. He giveth himself born airs, as if every inch of the
Riding belonged to him. He hath all the viciousness of Yordas, without the
pluck to face it out. A little beast that hath the venom, without the
courage, of a toad. Ah, how I should like to see—”</p>
<p>Jack of the Smithies not only saw, but felt. The Yordas blood was up in
Pet. He leaped through the hedge and struck this man with a sharp quick
fist in either eye. Smithies fell backward behind the bench, his heels
danced in the air, and the stump of his arm got wedged in the stubs of a
bush, while Lancelot glared at him with mad eyes.</p>
<p>“What next?” said his companion, rising calmly, and steadfastly gazing at
Lancelot.</p>
<p>“The next thing is to kill him; and it shall be done,” the furious youth
replied, while he swung the gentleman's big stick, which he had seized,
and danced round his foe with the speed of a wild-cat. “Don't meddle, or
it will be worse for you. You heard what he said of me. Get out of the
way.”</p>
<p>“Indeed, my young friend, I shall do nothing of the sort.” But the old man
was not at all sure that he could do much; such was the fury and agility
of the youth, who jumped three yards for every step of his, while the poor
old soldier could not move. The boy skipped round the protecting figure,
whose grasp he eluded easily, and swinging the staff with both arms, aimed
a great blow at the head of his enemy. Suddenly the other interposed the
bench, upon which the stick fell, and broke short; and before the
assailant could recover from the jerk, he was a prisoner in two powerful
old arms.</p>
<p>“You are so wild that we must make you fast,” his captor said, with a
benignant smile; and struggle as he might, the boy was very soon secured.
His antagonist drew forth a red bandana handkerchief, and fastened his
bleeding hands behind his back. “There, now, lad,” he said, “you can do no
mischief. Recover your temper, sir, and tell us who you are, as soon as
you are sane enough to know.”</p>
<p>Pet, having spent his just indignation, began to perceive that he had made
a bad investment. His desire had been to maintain in this particular spot
strict privacy from all except Insie, to whom in the largeness of love he
had declared himself. Yet here he stood, promulged and published,
strikingly and flagrantly pronounced! At first he was like to sulk in the
style of a hawk who has failed of his swoop; but seeing his enemy arising
slowly with grunts, and action nodose and angular—rather than
flexibly graceful—contempt became the uppermost feature of his mind.</p>
<p>“My name,” he said, “if you are not afraid of it, that you tie me in this
cowardly low manner, is—Lancelot Yordas Carnaby.”</p>
<p>“My boy, it is a long name for any one to carry. No wonder that you look
weak beneath it. And where do you live, young gentleman?”</p>
<p>Amazement sat upon the face of Pet—a genuine astonishment, entirely
pure from wrath. It was wholly beyond his imagination that any one, after
hearing his name, should have to ask him where he lived. He thought that
the question must be put in low mockery, and to answer was far beneath his
dignity.</p>
<p>By this time the veteran Jack of the Smithies had got out of his trap, and
was standing stiffly, passing his hand across his sadly smitten eyes, and
talking to himself about them.</p>
<p>“Two black eyes, at my time of life, as sure as I'm a Christian!
Howsomever, young chap, I likes you better. Never dreamed there was such
good stuff in you. Master Bert, cast him loose, if so please you. Let me
shake hands with 'un, and bear no malice. Bad words deserve hard blows,
and I ask his pardon for driving him into it. I called 'un a milksop, and
he hath proved me a liar. He may be a bad 'un, but with good stuff in 'un.
Lord bless me, I never would have believed the lad could hit so smartly!”</p>
<p>Pet was well pleased with this tribute to his prowess; but as for shaking
hands with a tenant, and a “common man”—as every one not of gentle
birth was then called—such an act was quite below him, or above him,
according as we take his own opinion, or the truth. And possibly he rose
in Smithies' mind by drawing back from bodily overture.</p>
<p>Mr. Bert looked on with all the bliss of an ancient interpreter. He could
follow out the level of the vein of each, as no one may do except a
gentleman, perhaps, who has turned himself deliberately into a “common
man.” Bert had done his utmost toward this end; but the process is
difficult when voluntary.</p>
<p>“I think it is time,” he now said, firmly, to the unshackled and
triumphant Pet, “for Lancelot Yordas Carnaby to explain what has brought
him into such humble quarters, and induced him to turn eavesdropper; which
was not considered (at least in my young days) altogether the part of a
gentleman.”</p>
<p>The youth had not seen quite enough of the world to be pat with a fertile
lie as yet; especially under such searching eyes. However, he did as much
as could be well expected.</p>
<p>“I was just looking over my property,” he said, “and I thought I heard
somebody cutting down my timber. I came to see who it was, and I heard
people talking, and before I could ask them about it, I heard myself
abused disgracefully; and that was more than I could stand.”</p>
<p>“We must take it for granted that a brave young gentleman of your position
would tell no falsehood. You assure us, on your honor, that you heard no
more?”</p>
<p>“Well, I heard voices, sir. But nothing to understand, or make head or
tail of.” There was some truth in this; for young Lancelot had not the
least idea who “Sir Duncan” was. His mother and aunt had kept him wholly
in the dark as to any lost uncle in India. “I should like to know what it
was,” he added, “if it has anything to do with me.”</p>
<p>This was a very clever hit of his; and it made the old gentleman believe
him altogether.</p>
<p>“All in good time, my young friend,” he answered, even with a smile of
some pity for the youth. “But you are scarcely old enough for business
questions, although so keen about your timber. Now after abusing you so
disgracefully, as I admit that my friend here has done, and after roping
your pugnacious hands, as I myself was obliged to do, we never can launch
you upon the moor, in such weather as this, without some food. You are not
very strong, and you have overdone yourself. Let us go to the house, and
have something.”</p>
<p>Jack of the Smithies showed alacrity at this, as nearly all old soldiers
must; but Pet was much oppressed with care, and the intellect in his
breast diverged into sore distraction of anxious thought. Whether should
he draw the keen sword of assurance, put aside the others, and see Insie,
or whether should he start with best foot foremost, scurry up the hill,
and avoid the axe of Maunder? Pallas counselled this course, and Aphrodite
that; and the latter prevailed, as she always used to do, until she
produced the present dry-cut generation.</p>
<p>Lancelot bowed to the gentleman of the gill, and followed him along the
track of grit, which set his little pearly teeth on edge; while Jack of
the Smithies led, and formed, the rear-guard. “This is coming now to
something very queer,” thought Pet; “after all, it might have been better
for me to take my chance with the hatchet man.”</p>
<p>Brown dusk was ripely settling down among the mossy apple-trees, and the
leafless alders of the brook, and the russet and yellow memories of late
autumn lingering in the glen, while the peaky little freaks of snow, and
the cold sighs of the wind, suggested fireside and comfort. Mr. Bert threw
open his cottage door, and bowing as to a welcome guest, invited Pet to
enter. No passage, no cold entrance hall, demanded scrapes of ceremony;
but here was the parlor, and the feeding-place, and the warm dance of the
fire-glow. Logs that meant to have a merry time, and spread a cheerful
noise abroad, ere ever they turned to embers, were snorting forth the
pointed flames, and spitting soft protests of sap. And before them stood,
with eyes more bright than any flash of fire-light, intent upon rich
simmering scents, a lovely form, a grace of dainties—oh, a goddess
certainly!</p>
<p>“Master Carnaby,” said the host, “allow me, sir, the honor to present my
daughter to you, Insie darling, this is Mr. Lancelot Yordas Carnaby. Make
him a pretty courtesy.”</p>
<p>Insie turned round with a rosy blush, brighter than the brightest
fire-wood, and tried to look at Pet as if she had never even dreamed of
such a being. Pet drew hard upon his heart, and stood bewildered, tranced,
and dazzled. He had never seen Insie in-doors before, which makes a great
difference in a girl; and the vision was too bright for him.</p>
<p>For here, at her own hearth, she looked so gentle, sweet, and lovely. No
longer wild and shy, or gayly mischievous and watchful, but calm-eyed,
firm-lipped, gravely courteous; intent upon her father's face, and
banishing not into shadow so much as absolute nullity any one who dreamed
that he ever filled a pitcher for her, or fed her with grouse and
partridge, and committed the incredible atrocity of kissing her.</p>
<p>Lancelot ceased to believe it possible that he ever could have done such a
thing as that, while he saw how she never would see him at all, or talk in
the voice that he had been accustomed to, or even toss her head in the
style he had admired, when she tried to pretend to make light of him. If
she would only make light of him now, he would be well contented, and say
to himself that she did it on purpose, for fear of the opposite extreme.
But the worst of it was that she had quite forgotten, beyond blink of
inquiry or gleam of hope, that ever in her life she had set eyes on a
youth of such perfect insignificance before.</p>
<p>“My friend, you ought to be hungry,” said Bert of the Gill, as he was
proud to call himself; “after your exploit you should be fed. Your
vanquished foe will sit next to you. Insie, you are harassed in mind by
the countenance of our old friend Master John Smithies. He has met with a
little mishap—never mind—the rising generation is quick of
temper. A soldier respects his victor; it is a beautiful arrangement of
Providence; otherwise wars would never cease. Now give our two guests a
good dish of the best, piping hot, and of good meaty fibre. We will have
our own supper by-and-by, when Maunder comes home, and your mother is
ready. Gentlemen, fall to; you have far to go, and the moors are bad after
night-fall.”</p>
<p>Lancelot, proudly as he stood upon his rank, saw fit to make no objection.
Not only did his inner man cry, “Feed, even though a common man feed with
thee,” but his mind was under the influence of a stronger one, which
scorned such stuff. Moreover, Insie, for the first time, gave him a
glance, demure but imperative, which meant, “Obey my father, sir.”</p>
<p>He obeyed, and was rewarded; for the beautiful girl came round him so, to
hand whatever he wanted, and seemed to feel so sweetly for him in his
strange position, that he scarcely knew what he was eating, only that it
savored of rich rare love, and came from the loveliest creature in the
world. In stern fact, it came from the head of a sheep; but neither jaws
nor teeth were seen. Upon one occasion he was almost sure that a curl of
Insie's lovely hair fell upon the back of his stooping neck; he could
scarcely keep himself from jumping up; and he whispered, very softly, when
the old man was away, “Oh, if you would only do that again!” But his
darling made manifest that this was a mistake, and applied herself
sedulously to the one-armed Jack.</p>
<p>Jack of the Smithies was a trencherman of the very first order, and being
well wedded (with a promise already of young soldiers to come), it
behooved him to fill all his holes away from home, and spare his own
cupboard for the sake of Mistress Smithies. He perceived the duty, and
performed it, according to the discipline of the British army.</p>
<p>But Insie was fretting in the conscience of her heart to get the young
Lancelot fed and dismissed before the return of her great wild brother.
Not that he would hurt their guest, though unwelcome; or even show any
sort of rudeness to him; but more than ever now, since she heard of Pet's
furious onslaught upon the old soldier—which made her begin to
respect him a little—she longed to prevent any meeting between this
gallant and the rough Maunder. And that anxiety led her to look at Pet
with a melancholy kindness. Then Jack of the Smithies cut things short.</p>
<p>“Off's the word,” he said, “if ever I expects to see home afore daylight.
All of these moors is known to me, and many's the time I have tracked them
all in sleep, when the round world was betwixt us. But without any moon it
is hard to do 'em waking; and the loss of my arm sends me crooked in the
dark. And as for young folk, they be all abroad to once. With your leave,
Master Bert, I'll be off immediate, after getting all I wants, as the
manner of the world is. My good missus will be wondering what is come of
me.”</p>
<p>“You have spoken well,” his host replied; “and I think we shall have a
heavy fall to-night. But this young gentleman must not go home alone. He
is not robust, and the way is long and rough. I have seen him shivering
several times. I will fetch my staff, and march with him.”</p>
<p>“No, sir, I will not have such a thing done,” the veteran answered,
sturdily. “If the young gentleman is a gentleman, he will not be afraid
for me to take him home, in spite of what he hath done to me. Speak up,
young man, are you frightened of me?”</p>
<p>“Not if you are not afraid of me,” said Pet, who had now forgotten all
about that Maunder, and only longed to stay where he was, and set up a
delicious little series of glances. For the room, and the light, and the
tenor of the place, began more and more to suit such uses. And most and
best of all, his Insie was very thankful to him for his good behavior; and
he scarcely could believe that she wanted him to go. To go, however, was
his destiny; and when he had made a highly laudable and far-away salute,
it happened—in the shift of people, and of light, and clothing,
which goes on so much in the winter-time—that a little hand came
into his, and rose to his lips, with ground of action, not for assault and
battery, but simply for assumpsit.</p>
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