<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_SEVEN" id="CHAPTER_SEVEN"></SPAN>CHAPTER SEVEN</h2>
<p class="cap">The morning of the Autumn Bacchanal dawned bright
and clear—thanks to the intervention of the Pantheon.
In New York, the leaves were only just beginning to turn,
and the sun was still high enough in the sky to make the
afternoons warm and pleasant. Zeus All-Father had promised
good weather for the festival, and a strong, warm
wind from the Gulf of Mexico was moving out the crisp
autumn air before the sun had risen an hour above the
horizon.</p>
<p>The practicing that had gone on in thousands of homes
throughout the city was at an end. The Autumn Bacchanal
was here at last, and the Beginning Service, which
had started in the little Temple-on-the-Green right at
dawn, when the sun's rays had first touched the tops of
New York's towers, was approaching its end. The people
clustered in the building, and the incomparably greater
number scattered outside it, were feeling the first itch of
restlessness.</p>
<p>Soon the Grand Procession would begin, starting as always
from the Temple-on-the-Green and wending its
slow way northward to the upper end of Central Park
at 110th Street. Then the string of worshippers would<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</SPAN></span>
turn and head back for the Temple at the lower end of
the Park, with fanfare and pageantry on a scale calculated
to do honor to the God of the festival, to outshine
not only every other festival, but every past year of the
Autumn Bacchanal itself.</p>
<p>The Autumn Bacchanal was devoted to the celebration
of the harvest, and more specifically the harvest and
processing of the grape. All the wineries for hundreds of
miles around had shipped hogshead after hogshead and
barrel after barrel of fine wine—red, white, rose, still, or
sparkling—as joyous sacrifice to Dionysus/Bacchus, and
in thanks that the fertility rites of the Vernal Bacchanal
had brought them good crops. Wine flowed from everywhere
into the city, and now the immense reserves were
stacked away, awaiting the revels. Even the brewers and
distillers had sent along their wares, from the mildest
beer to vodka of 120 proof, joining unselfishly in the celebration
even though, technically, they were not under
Dionysian protection at all, but were the wards of Ceres,
the Goddess of grain.</p>
<p>Celebrants, liquors, chants, preparations, balloons, confetti,
edibles and all the other appurtenances of the
festival spiraled dizzyingly upward, reaching proportions
unheard of throughout history. And, in a back room
at the Temple-on-the-Green, the late William Forrester
sat, trying to forget all about them, and suffering from
a continuous case of nerves.</p>
<p>Diana marched up and down in front of him, smacking
her left fist into her calloused little right palm. "Now
listen," she said crisply. "I know you're all hot and
bothered, kid, but there's no reason to be. You're doing
fine. They love you out there."</p>
<p>"Sure I am," Forrester said, unconvinced.</p>
<p>"Well, you are," Diana said. "You just got to have confidence,
that's all. Keep your spirits up. Tried singing?"</p>
<p>"Singing?"</p>
<p>"Singing, kid. Raises the spirits."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Forrester blinked. "Really?"</p>
<p>"Take it from me," Diana said. "How about Tenting
Tonight?"</p>
<p>"How about what?"</p>
<p>"Tenting Tonight," Diana said. "You know."</p>
<p>"I—guess I do." Forrester wished that Diana would do
more than treat him like a pal. She was a remarkably
beautiful woman, if you liked the type, and Forrester
liked virtually any type.</p>
<p>Now, success appeared to be within his grasp. But it
did seem an odd time to bring the subject up. Oh, well,
he thought, maybe she was just trying to cheer him up
and had picked this way of doing it.</p>
<p>It worked, too, he told himself happily.</p>
<p>He cleared his throat. "Where?"</p>
<p>Diana stared. "Where?"</p>
<p>"That's right," Forrester said. Something was going
wrong but he couldn't discover what it was. "The tenting."</p>
<p>"Oh," Diana said. "Right here. Now. Raises the spirits."</p>
<p>"I should say it does!" Forrester agreed enthusiastically.
"But after all—right here—"</p>
<p>"Don't worry about it, kid. Nobody will hear you."</p>
<p>"<i>Hear</i> me?"</p>
<p>"Anyway, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Lots of people
do it when they feel low."</p>
<p>"I'll bet they do," Forrester said. "But it's different with
you and me."</p>
<p>"Me?" Diana said. "What do I have to do with it? I
just told you—"</p>
<p>"Well, sure. And here and now is as good a time and
place as any."</p>
<p>Diana stepped back a pace. "Okay, let's hear it. Sing!"</p>
<p>"Sing? You mean I have to sing for my—"</p>
<p>"I'll join you," Diana said.</p>
<p>Forrester nodded. He was beginning to get confused.
"You'd better," he said.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"<i>Tenting tonight on the old camp grounds</i>," she sang.
"Now come on."</p>
<p>Forrester coughed. "Oh," he said. "Sing."</p>
<p>"Sure," Diana said, and they went through the song
together. "How about another chorus?" she asked.</p>
<p>"It's all right, Diana," Forrester said, knowing she
preferred the name to her Greek one of Artemis. "I feel
fine now."</p>
<p>"Well," Diana said in a disappointed voice, "all right."</p>
<p>What surprised Forrester most was that he <i>did</i> feel
fine. All the Gods had helped him in the past several
months, but Diana had been especially helpful. As a
forest Goddess, and as Protectress of the Night, she'd
been able to tell him a lot about how an orgy was
arranged. He had often wished that she would teach by
example, but now, he discovered, it was too late for
wishing.</p>
<p>She was, he told himself with only faint regret, just
like a sister to him. Or even a brother.</p>
<p>"I guess everything will be okay," he said. "Won't it?"</p>
<p>Diana clapped him on the back. "You're going to be
great. Just go out there and show 'em what kind of a
God you are."</p>
<p>"But what kind of a God am I?"</p>
<p>"Just keep cool, kid. You won't fail me—I know it."</p>
<p>"I'll try," Forrester said. "Only I'm getting nervous
just sitting around here. I wish we could go out and stroll
around; we've got plenty of time, anyhow."</p>
<p>Diana nodded. "It's ten minutes yet before the Procession
starts. I suppose we might as well take a look
around, kid, if it makes you feel better."</p>
<p>"It might."</p>
<p>"Fine, then. But how do you want to go?"</p>
<p>Forrester blinked. "How?"</p>
<p>"Invisibility," Diana said, "or incognito?"</p>
<p>"Oh," Forrester said. Then he added: "You're asking
me?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Of course I am, kid. Now, look: this is your celebration,
remember? You're Dionysus. Got it? Even in my
presence, you act the part now. You ought to know that."</p>
<p>"Well, sure, but—"</p>
<p>"Keep this in mind. These people haven't had a Sabbatical
Bacchanal in seven years. Every seven years they
get to see their God—and this year you're it. Right?"</p>
<p>"I guess so. But—"</p>
<p>"No buts," Diana said. "You're the boss and they're
your worshippers. That's all there is to it. Now, you've
got to make up your mind. What'll it be?"</p>
<p>Forrester thought. "Well," he said at last, "I guess it
had better be incognito. With this crowd, there's too
much likelihood of getting bumped into if we're invisible.
Right?"</p>
<p>Diana grinned. "That's the boy! You're thinking
straight now!"</p>
<p>Forrester had the sudden feeling that he had just
passed another test. But he didn't quite dare ask about
it "All right," he said instead. "Let's go."</p>
<p>He put his mind to work concentrating on the special
faculties that his demi-God power gave him. His face
began to change. He looked less and less like Dionysus as
the seconds went by, and more and more like William
Forrester. At the same time, the golden aura around his
body began to fade. After a few minutes he looked like
William Forrester completely, a nice enough guy but
pretty much of a nonentity.</p>
<p>Diana, with the greater power of a true Goddess,
achieved the same sort of result almost instantly. Her
aura was gone and the sparkle had left her eyes. Her
brown hair looked a little mousy now, and her face was
merely pretty instead of being gloriously beautiful.</p>
<p>"Just one thing," Forrester said. "We'd better make
ourselves invisible just to leave the Temple. Somebody
might suspect we weren't ordinary people at all."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Right again," Diana smiled. She nodded her head
and blinked out.</p>
<p>Forrester could still see a cloudy outline of her in the
room, but he knew that was because he was a demi-God,
with special powers. An ordinary mortal, he knew, would
see nothing at all.</p>
<p>He followed her into invisibility and walked out the
back door of the Temple-on-the-Green. The door was
open and two Temple Myrmidons, wearing the golden
grape-clusters of Dionysus on their shoulder patches,
stood outside the door. Neither of them saw Forrester
and Diana leave.</p>
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<p>Three minutes later, they were standing near
the doorway of the Temple, watching the preparations
for the Grand Procession. The fifty priests of Dionysus
gathered there while the enormous crowd pushed and
shoved to get a better view of the ritual. The sacrifice
of the first fruits had been completed, and now, at the
door of the Temple, each of the fifty priests filled a
chalice from a huge hogshead of purple wine.</p>
<p>They chanted a prayer in unison and spilled half the
wine on the ground as a libation. Then they lifted the
chalices to their lips and drank, finishing the other half
in one long motion.</p>
<p>The chalices were set down, and a cheer rose from
the crowd.</p>
<p>The Bacchanal had begun!</p>
<p>The priests separated into two equal groups. Twenty-five
of them started northward, marching to their positions
at regularly spaced intervals in the procession. The
remaining twenty-five stayed behind, ready to accompany
Dionysus himself at the tail of the parade.</p>
<p>Each of the other Gods was represented by a special
detachment of ten Myrmidons, each contingent wearing
the distinctive shoulder patch of the God it served:<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</SPAN></span>
the thunderbolt of Zeus, the blazing sun of Apollo, the
pipes of Pan, the sword of Mars, the hammer of Vulcan,
the poppy of Morpheus, the winged foot of Mercury, the
trident of Neptune, the cerberus of Pluto, the peacock
of Hera, the owl of Athena, the dove of Venus, the
crescent of Diana, and the sprig of wheat that represented
Mother Ceres. The Myrmidons grinned in expectation
of the good times coming; a Dionysian festival was always
something special, and competition for the contingents
was always tough.</p>
<p>There were balloons everywhere, as the crowd shoved
and pushed into the line of march. Someone was bawling
an old song about the lack of liquor, and the strident
voice carried over the shouts and halloos of the mob:</p>
<p>"<i>How dry I am—</i>"</p>
<p>Forrester and Diana, now visible, pushed their way
through the crowds. A man flung his arm around the
Goddess with abandon, shouting something indistinguishable;
Diana shook him off gently and went on.
Forrester almost tripped over a small boy sitting on the
grass and crying. A Myrmidon was standing over him,
and the child's mother was trying to lift the boy.</p>
<p>"I wanna go to the orgy," the boy kept saying. "I
wanna go to the orgy."</p>
<p>"Next year," the mother told him. "Next year, child,
when you're six."</p>
<p>The Myrmidon lifted the child and carried him away.
The mother shouted an address after him, and the
Myrmidon nodded, pushed his way through a gesticulating
group of celebrants and disappeared in the direction
of Central Park West. There, other Dionysian
Myrmidons were patrolling, making sure that no non-Dionysian
got in except by special invitation. Any non-Dionysian
who wanted to celebrate was supposed to do
it on the streets of the city, and not in Central Park,
which was going to be crowded enough with legitimate
revelers.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The shouting and screaming went on, people pushing
and shoving, confetti beginning to drift like a light snow
over the worshippers. One man held five balloons and a
cigarette, and he was popping the balloons with the
cigarette tip, one by one. Every time one of the balloons
exploded, a group of women and girls around him
shrieked and laughed.</p>
<p>Forrester turned back. Behind a convenient bush, he
and Diana made themselves invisible again, and re-entered
the Temple-on-the-Green.</p>
<p>The silence inside the Temple was deafening.</p>
<p>"The noise out there could break eardrums," Forrester
complained. "I've never heard anything like it."</p>
<p>"Just wait," Diana told him. "The music will start any
time now—and then you'll <i>really</i> hear something." She
paused. "Ready?"</p>
<p>Forrester glanced down at himself. "I guess so. How
do I look?" He had constructed a golden <i>chiton</i> and
mentally clothed himself in it. It was covered by a grape-purple
cloak embroidered with golden grapevines. And
around his head a circlet of woven grapevines had appeared,
made of solid gold. It was a little heavier than
Forrester had expected it would be, but it lent him, he
thought, rather a dashing air.</p>
<p>"Great," Diana said. "Just great."</p>
<p>"Think so?" Forrester said, feeling rather pleased.</p>
<p>"Sure you do. Now go out there and give 'em the old
college try."</p>
<p>Forrester gulped. "How about you?"</p>
<p>"Me? I'm on my way out of here. This is your show,
kid. Make the most of it."</p>
<p>Forrester watched her go out the rear door. He was
alone. And the Autumn Bacchanal Processional was
about to begin.</p>
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