<h2><SPAN name="LONG_TIME_AGO" id="LONG_TIME_AGO"></SPAN>Long Time Ago</h2>
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<span class="i0"><span class="letra">T</span>HERE’S been a fair in our nearest town,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A wonderful show of new things,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Ebenezer and I went down<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Just to see the folks, and view things.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I wore the bonnet I got last week,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">This stylish city-made bonnet,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And was sorry I did after all,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For the dust settled so upon it.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I wouldn’t have Ebenezer know,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Or Parson, for all creation,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But I don’t feel right unless I’m dressed<br/></span>
<span class="i2">In the very latest fashion.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">There’s sister Thomson, a good old maid,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">It’s many a hint she’s given,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I’d feel more at home in Vanity Fair<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Than I would in the courts of heaven.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">She vexes me with her saintly ways,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I never need try to please her,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And I can guess at the reason too,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">She wanted my Ebenezer.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_255" id="page_255"></SPAN>{255}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“She’s delicate,” she said to him once<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When he was at first my lover,<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“No sort for a farmer lad to choose,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Sakes alive! there’s nothing of her.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“She won’t stand life’s toil and turmoil long!”<br/></span>
<span class="i2">She says of late, so regretful,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Well, she may get Ebenezer yet<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For all men are so forgetful.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">But never mind, I went to the fair,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I wish, my dear, you had been there,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For I know you would never forget<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Such pretty sights as were seen there.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Now, since I saw the marvel myself,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I know you’ll surely believe it,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They’re fooling ’round with the lightning grim,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Have made a plan to deceive it.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Just think of taking some bits of steel,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And a rod that’s far from pliant,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To put on the roof of a house or barn,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That it can glare ’round defiant.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Ebenezer fancied it, I know,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And wanted to make the bargain,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But kind of dreaded what I would say,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And also good elder Largain.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_256" id="page_256"></SPAN>{256}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“<span class="lftspc">’</span>Twould be right pleasant” he said to me,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“When the storm was at its labors,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To have something standing up like that<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To scare it off to the neighbors.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“Ebenezer,” I said, very sharp,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For I didn’t like his spirit,<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“God holds all the lightning in His hand,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Then why should His children fear it?<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“You just let that precious thing alone,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Let it alone, Ebenezer,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And if we’re struck when the lightning comes,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Why never mind, Ebenezer.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Then there were machines for everything,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But I would feel like a ninny,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Setting all day on a cushioned chair,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Spinning rolls on that queer jinny.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">They wanted to sell me one right off,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I shook my head, “not at present,”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I’ll do my work in the good old way,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Though it isn’t quite so pleasant.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I’ve done my share of the big farm’s work,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Spinning, and weaving, and baking;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Though sometimes only the good Lord knows<br/></span>
<span class="i2">How my back and legs are aching.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_257" id="page_257"></SPAN>{257}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">And whatever sister Thomson says,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">She can’t make fun of my working,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And if I like fashion most too well,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">’Tisn’t the fashion of shirking.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">There’s awful smart people in the world,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">You’d think so if you had been there,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Such signs and wonders on every hand,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">At the fair was to be seen, dear.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">And I wore my very newest things,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Maybe I shouldn’t have done it,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But truth is truth, and I’ll own right up,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I look quite nice in this bonnet.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I wouldn’t have Ebenezer know,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Or parson, for all creation,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But I don’t feel right unless I’m dressed<br/></span>
<span class="i2">In the very latest fashion.<br/></span></div>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_258" id="page_258"></SPAN>{258}</span></p>
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