<h2><SPAN name="COLD_WATER" id="COLD_WATER"></SPAN>Cold Water</h2>
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<span class="i0"><span class="letra">M</span>Y niece from Boston, Minerva Bleak,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">So learned they call her Madam,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With all her ’ologies, French and Greek,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With all the queer things she styles antique,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Came to see me, an’ Adam.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">My brother, he wrote before she came,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A patient I send to you,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Just chase the cobwebs out of her brain,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And make her happy and sweet again,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Just now, she’s horribly blue.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Blue! I cried, ’tis a serious thing,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">System all out of kilter!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But Adam laughed when he saw me bring,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Herbs I had gathered late in the spring,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To brew into a philter.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I tell you it was a big surprise<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When I got a look at her.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Blue, there was nothing blue but her eyes,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">They were as blue as the summer skies,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Adam laughed,—but no matter.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_249" id="page_249"></SPAN>{249}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">She hadn’t been there many weeks<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When I began to worry.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A girl should have roses in her cheeks,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Should sing, and laugh sometimes when she speaks,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And not be sad and sorry.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I knew what was wrong, and told her so,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Studyin’, and contrivin’<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Over things she had no call to know,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ quite neglectin’ the life an’ glow<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That keep the soul a-thrivin’.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">She had books on science, an’ books on art,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ books on things still higher,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Wonderful things that gave you a start,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But not a line, or a word, on the heart<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Full of its vain desire.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Well, she’d been there a month—maybe more,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">’Twas dreadful stormy weather,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">She’d just been telling me o’er and o’er<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Quaint little stories she’d told before<br/></span>
<span class="i2">As we sat there together.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">When Martha came showin’ in young Blaine,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">(Most as tall as our ceilin,’<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Such a splendid fellow, good and plain,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With no great beauty to make him vain,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But lots of sense an’ feelin.’)<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_250" id="page_250"></SPAN>{250}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I introduced him all right I know—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I like him—so does Adam,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But Minerva’s face went white as snow,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And he said, bowing his head, just so—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“We’ve met, have we not, madam?”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">A nice romance right under my nose,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I watched it growin’, growin,’<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Along through the weeks of frosts and snows<br/></span>
<span class="i0">(Oh, I wasn’t blind you may suppose)<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And bitter north wind blowin’.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">For a man from Boston came along,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">(Such an elegant fellow)<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Played the guitar, wore his hair quite long,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Talked to Minerva of art and song<br/></span>
<span class="i2">In tones so soft an’ mellow.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Before long I had my feelings stirred,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And vowed he should’nt have her.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I listened long, but I never heard<br/></span>
<span class="i0">From his mouth one good sensible word,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Nothin’ but rank palaver.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">And to watch that girl, who seemed so wise,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Listenin’ to all he told her,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It made the tears come into my eyes,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ my strong temper get on the rise.<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But when the man got bolder.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_251" id="page_251"></SPAN>{251}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">And they talked together, an’ agreed<br/></span>
<span class="i2">God’s word was but a fable,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">A good, well-written story, indeed,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Why I got right up, as I had need,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Stand this? I wasn’t able.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I told him he had better take<br/></span>
<span class="i2">His views where they were needed,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Minerva said ’twas a great mistake,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Said sometimes her heart did fairly ache<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To know as much as he did.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Then I got Minerva off alone,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Ah, she was dear, the sinner,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Said I, if old Satan gets this one<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It won’t be because I haven’t done<br/></span>
<span class="i2">All that I could to win her.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">So I told her things tender and true,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Told her of love undying,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Told her of peace that my own soul knew,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Till pride died out of her eyes of blue<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ she fell softly crying.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“You were a babe when your mother died,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And I stood there beside her,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Can you believe that your mother lied<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When she kissed your face?” I said, an’ cried<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“The Christ will keep an’ guide her,”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_252" id="page_252"></SPAN>{252}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“Will bring my little one home to me,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">As gates of pearl were lifting.”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Your mother was very dear to me.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Now on what big mysterious sea<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Would you have her soul drifting.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Next day there came through the bitter cold<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Two offers, or what I suppose was.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">One in an envelope square and bold,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The other all perfume, white and gold,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Tied up in hot-house roses.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">They all went skating that afternoon<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Down on the frozen river.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When I think how they came back so soon,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Minerva half-drowned, an’ in a swoon,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">It always makes me shiver.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">’Twas all for the best, that bath so cold,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Proved a boon an’ a blessin’,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Down went Blaine after her, strong an’ bold,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">While safe to shore the other one rolled.<br/></span>
<span class="i2">O ’twas a wholesome lesson!<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">We sat there a happy crowd that night,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Though winter winds were blowin’,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Minerva, a little weak and white,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Her left hand hid in the preacher’s right,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Her eyes all soft an’ glowin’<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_253" id="page_253"></SPAN>{253}</span>.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Would you believe it, the other came,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Full of presumes and supposes,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Hoped nobody held he was to blame,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I carried him down, though, just the same,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">His bunch of hot-house roses.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">He bowed himself off with such an air,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Not a bit overpowered,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Adam said anything was fair,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With a man who went around with such hair,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And proved himself a coward.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">My brother wrote to me yesterday,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“How <i>did</i> you cure my daughter,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">She’s not the same girl that went away.”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But when I ask her, she’ll laugh and say,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“The cure! O just cold water!”<br/></span></div>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_254" id="page_254"></SPAN>{254}</span></p>
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