<h2><SPAN name="ELSPETHS_DAUGHTER-IN-LAW" id="ELSPETHS_DAUGHTER-IN-LAW"></SPAN>Elspeth’s Daughter-in-law</h2>
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<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0"><span class="letra">I</span> DON’T know what spell came over us,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That’s over father and me,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But two silly things we must have been<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To let the boy have his way.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But Sammie was all the boy we had,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ he grew so big an’ tall—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">We had no girl, I didn’t mind that,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For I don’t care for girls at all.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">An’ that great fellow, six feet I know,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ an arm I couldn’t span,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Was handsome—I may as well own up<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That I like a handsome man.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Now father declares the trouble came<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To fill our life to the brim<br/></span>
<span class="i0">By reason of Sam’s good looks—he <i>thinks</i><br/></span>
<span class="i2">The boy should look just like him.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Not that I’d hurt his pride for the world,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But I’d feel most awful bad<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To see father’s features one by one<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A-showing up on our lad.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sam got to college all right enough,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_243" id="page_243"></SPAN>{243}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i2">When he came home I declare<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He told me about wonderful things<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He’d had to learn while up there.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He showed me gloves all padded out,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The cap an’ the scanty trews,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ the mask of wire that hid his face,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The day that they beat the Blues.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I had my doubts about Sammie too,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For fear ’twould spoil the lad,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ widow Dobbs kept throwing out hints<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That he was going to the bad.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">She’s awful quick with her nods and winks,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ a body can’t forget,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Why, she made me do a thing one day<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That I’m mortal shamed of yet.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">She’d been telling up a big long yarn<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Of boy’s deceit, an’ of things<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That mothers discover unawares—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ get just desperate stings.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It vexed me so much, that up I went<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ opened our Sammie’s trunk,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Though if he had come an’ caught me there—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Well, I know I should have sunk.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I searched through all that big pile of stuff,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ I tried each little key,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_244" id="page_244"></SPAN>{244}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">But there was nothing in that big trunk<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That his mother daren’t see.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Then I went over to widow Dobbs,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ we had a little spat,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My boy was hiding nothing from me,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Thank God! for a boy like that.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">But I must tell you about his wife;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">You see we had always planned<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That he’d marry Eliza Jane Jones—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">She owns a good bit of land.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">She isn’t good looking, I’ll own up,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But in all your mortal life,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">You never saw a better<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Nor thriftier farmer’s wife.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">’Twas a shock, I tell you, when he wrote<br/></span>
<span class="i2">(Father said I was to blame)<br/></span>
<span class="i0">That he’d bring a bride from the city—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Daisy, he said, was her name.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Well, I’ll never forget how I felt<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When I first saw Sammie’s wife,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I shook hands—I couldn’t have kissed her<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Had it been to save my life.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">You see, I’d a thought of the work,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Plenty to do I can tell,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_245" id="page_245"></SPAN>{245}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ I thought when Sammie’s wife came home<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That I’d try a shirking spell.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ when I saw her, my heart was full<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Of vexation an’ surprise,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I thought of hearty Eliza Jane Jones<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Till the tears came in my eyes.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">She looked like a picture standing there,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A-smoothing her soft hair down,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It made me feel hateful, just to know<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I was homely, old, and brown.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It vexed me just to look at her hands,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">So dimpled, an’ soft, an’ white—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I took Mr. Sammie to my room<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ told him it wasn’t right.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“She is no worker,” I said to him,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“An’ drones are bad in a hive,”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He laughed, “Oh we are a sleepy lot,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Daisy will keep us alive!”<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“I know how ’twill be,” I said to him,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">She’ll want new things every day<br/></span>
<span class="i0">In machinery, to do up the work<br/></span>
<span class="i2">In the quick new-fangled way.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“But I won’t have it,” I said to him,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“I have my way of going,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_246" id="page_246"></SPAN>{246}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ it’s girls that can’t do anything<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That want to do the showing.”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He took it good—thinks I to myself<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I’ll finish while I’m in it,<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“There’s one thing, Sammie, I’ve never done,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ I’m old now to begin it.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I’m old to wait on your lady wife,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ stick to it day by day,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ listen to high-falutin’ talk,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ feel I’m just in the way.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ another thing,” I said to him,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Then stopped, an’ got red an’ hot,<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“You needn’t think your babies I’ll mind,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Because I tell you I’ll not.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I wish you could have heard the boy laugh,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He shook the things on the shelf,<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“The dear little mammie, shan’t be ’bused”<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He said, “I’ll mind ’em myself.”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">All this talk I tell just to show<br/></span>
<span class="i2">What a fickle thing I am,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ how little my words really meant<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When I said all this to Sam.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">It was only some four years ago,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ stowed in the big back hall<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_247" id="page_247"></SPAN>{247}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">There’s machines for almost everything,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Leaning their backs to the wall.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My daughter-in-law ’tends to it all—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A good stout girl at her hand—<br/></span>
<span class="i0">If I say it myself, you can’t find<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Better kept house in the land.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">The books, an’ papers, an’ flowers seem<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Part of her every-day life,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ no doctor can ’tend to a sprain<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Better than our Sammie’s wife.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Now, I like to sit here in my chair<br/></span>
<span class="i2">An’ watch her happy an’ free,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An’ I like—yes, I’ll own up—I like<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Baby to climb on my knee.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Poor old father is sillier yet,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A slave to three-year-old Jim,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">My, he grins an’ looks proud as can be<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Because the boy looks like him!<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Oh, we all have our worries I know,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">We find each blemish an’ flaw,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But there’s one perfect thing in this world—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Sam’s wife, <i>my daughter-in-law</i>.<br/></span></div>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_248" id="page_248"></SPAN>{248}</span></p>
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