<h2><SPAN name="TRUTH_UPON_HONOR" id="TRUTH_UPON_HONOR"></SPAN>Truth upon Honor</h2>
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<span class="i0"><span class="letra">P</span>A’S brother is a bachelor, but not a crusty one,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He’s got the very nicest home and lives there all alone;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">At Christmas-time he buys me up most everything I want,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Because I look, ’so people say, just like my pretty aunt.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">She’s just as nice as she can be, and long, long time ago<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Pa’s brother was, or tried to be, this same Aunt Jessie’s beau,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For once I heard pa say to ma, “Your sister was to blame,”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Then ma, she flared right up and said, “She did right, just the same.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“Your brother, stubborn fellow, he would break a woman’s heart,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I tell you I was glad for one they thought it best to part!”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I thought of this the other day, when our relations came<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_239" id="page_239"></SPAN>{239}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">To eat the Xmas turkey, and more things than I could name.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">For Aunt’s face got as red as fire when Uncle Ned came in,<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“Peace and goodwill at Xmas time,” said pa, with such a grin.<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“I wish,” said I to brother Tom, “they’d have a wedding day,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">What is the good of two nice folks sulking around this way?<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I’d be a bridesmaid for them, Tom, and wouldn’t that be fun,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Then we’d go there for holidays as soon as school was done.”<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“Don’t you believe such stuff of him,” said brother Tom to me,<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“Why, everyone that falls in love is silly as can be!<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Put all their good clothes on at once—strut ’round an’ show off so,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The folks that have to live with them get sick of it you know.”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Sho! don’t tell up such stuff as that about our Uncle Ned,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_240" id="page_240"></SPAN>{240}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">If you don’t mind your p’s and q’s I’ll tell him what you said.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">But I found out that I was right—I’ll tell you how it came,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Truth upon Honor, we did play—it’s just a lovely game,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">You ask the queerest questions and they answer out quite free,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And if they tell what isn’t true, it’s wicked, don’t you see?<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Tom asked me was I awful mad (he can be dreadful mean)<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When a great deal prettier hat than mine went by on Mabel Green?<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I had to tell, but never mind, I paid him back again,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I made him own he copied sums from clever cousin Ben.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Aunt Jess she laughed, and Uncle Ned said ’twas a jolly game,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He changed his tune though pretty quick when round his own turn came.<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“Now tell the truth,” I said to him—“not maybe or I guess—<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_241" id="page_241"></SPAN>{241}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Ain’t you just heaps and heaps in love with our dear Auntie Jess?<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">At first he scowled at Tom and me as mad as any hoe,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Tom he laughed and said, “Own up! you used to be her beau.”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">At this he looked and looked at her, and thought her nice I guess<br/></span>
<span class="i0">For right out quick he said, “It’s true—I love your dear Aunt Jess.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">We clapped our hands. Now ’tis your turn to question Auntie here,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">But if he didn’t—mean old thing—just whisper in her ear.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Said she, “This is a pretty game, which everyone should know.”<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“I wish we’d played it, dear,” he said, “a long, long time ago.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Then I winked hard at brother Tom, and he winked back at me,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And we sneaked off and left them there as jolly as could be.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I know a thing that I won’t tell—not to Tom anyway,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I’ll be a bridesmaid all so fine before next Xmas day.<br/></span></div>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_242" id="page_242"></SPAN>{242}</span></p>
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