<h2><SPAN name="MINERVAS_ESSAY" id="MINERVAS_ESSAY"></SPAN>Minerva’s Essay</h2>
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<span class="ig">“<i>Men, give more frankness and less flattery</i>,”<br/></span>
<span class="i2">So read Minerva from her essay fine.<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“<i>Men, give more frankness and less flattery</i>,”<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Much emphasis she laid upon this line.<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“We are no foolish children to be fed<br/></span>
<span class="i2">On empty words of unearned praise, forsooth,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Too long in such poor ways have we been led,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Give us no compliment—give us the truth,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Think not a woman pines to hear you tell<br/></span>
<span class="i2">How beautiful her form, how fair her face,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Think not she whispers to herself, ‘<span class="lftspc">’</span>Tis well!’<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When you proclaim her rich in every grace.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">You think to please her—Ah, sir, vain your dream,<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i2">When next such fulsome praises you may speak,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Mark well her eyes, and read their scornful gleam,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And note the angry blush, on brow and cheek.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Be fair, speak out your thoughts as they may rise,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Nor seek to hide them, since the truth is grand<br/></span>
<span class="i0">All praise unmerited we do despise,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">If you could read our mind, and understand.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_109" id="page_109"></SPAN>{109}</span><br/></span>
<span class="i0">Men, give more frankness, and less flattery,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Remember, we are neither dull, nor blind,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Men, give more frankness, and less flattery,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">If you would win the trust of womankind.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Much marvelled I at dear Minerva’s lay,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But thought she truly meant each earnest word,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And so neglected telling her straightway<br/></span>
<span class="i2">How much her genius had my bosom stirred;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Neglected telling her that if two wings<br/></span>
<span class="i2">But grew out from her shoulders soft and white,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Fair would she be as seraph mild that sings<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The songs of love in Paradise to-night,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Neglected telling her the flowers she wore<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Drooped with the heat of their own jealousy,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And whispered to each other o’er and o’er:<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“Ah, how much sweeter is this maid than we!”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">She begged for frankness from all men—from me—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For this her wondrous eloquence was poured.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">So afterwards when she did question me,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I—foolish man—confessed that I was bored.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And when she showed her gown of palest blue,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Shook for me all its dainty ruffles out,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I would not praise it—though I wanted to—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Her red lips straight took on a pretty pout.<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“Did not we graduates look very nice?”<br/></span>
<span class="i2">She asked, and patted one rebellious curl.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_110" id="page_110"></SPAN>{110}</span><br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“Frankness, not flattery,” I murmured twice,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“Let me remember it my own dear girl!”<br/></span>
<span class="ig">“I’ve seen you looking lovelier,” I said,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">“I like your hair best when it softly flows,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Not piled in one big bunch upon your head—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The powder showed quite plainly on your nose.”<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Who was it said, “O, inconsistency,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Thy name is woman?” Surely he was right,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I spoke my thoughts, refrained from flattery,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Lo, for reward comes this brief note to-night:<br/></span></div>
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<span class="ig">“I think to longer be engaged to you<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Would be a foolish thing, and very wrong.<br/></span></div>
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<p><span class="smcap">Post-script</span>:</p>
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<span class="i0"><span class="letra">G</span>RAY says he dreamed the whole night through<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Of me, and of my essay wise and strong.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">If you should call to night, at eight, pray bring<br/></span>
<span class="i2">My notes—and—and—the photo, and the curl,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">I will return your presents and your ring,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To think, that <i>you</i> should grow into a churl.”<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">I’m going to tell Minerva when we meet<br/></span>
<span class="i2">That it was just a little joke of mine,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And nevermore—my cure is quite complete—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Will I believe a woman’s essay fine.<br/></span></div>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_111" id="page_111"></SPAN>{111}</span></p>
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