<h2><SPAN name="chap18"></SPAN> CHAPTER XVIII.<br/> HOW OLIVER PASSED HIS TIME IN THE IMPROVING SOCIETY OF HIS REPUTABLE FRIENDS</h2>
<p>About noon next day, when the Dodger and Master Bates had gone out to pursue
their customary avocations, Mr. Fagin took the opportunity of reading Oliver a
long lecture on the crying sin of ingratitude; of which he clearly demonstrated
he had been guilty, to no ordinary extent, in wilfully absenting himself from
the society of his anxious friends; and, still more, in endeavouring to escape
from them after so much trouble and expense had been incurred in his recovery.
Mr. Fagin laid great stress on the fact of his having taken Oliver in, and
cherished him, when, without his timely aid, he might have perished with
hunger; and he related the dismal and affecting history of a young lad whom, in
his philanthropy, he had succoured under parallel circumstances, but who,
proving unworthy of his confidence and evincing a desire to communicate with
the police, had unfortunately come to be hanged at the Old Bailey one morning.
Mr. Fagin did not seek to conceal his share in the catastrophe, but lamented
with tears in his eyes that the wrong-headed and treacherous behaviour of the
young person in question, had rendered it necessary that he should become the
victim of certain evidence for the crown: which, if it were not precisely true,
was indispensably necessary for the safety of him (Mr. Fagin) and a few select
friends. Mr. Fagin concluded by drawing a rather disagreeable picture of the
discomforts of hanging; and, with great friendliness and politeness of manner,
expressed his anxious hopes that he might never be obliged to submit Oliver
Twist to that unpleasant operation.</p>
<p>Little Oliver’s blood ran cold, as he listened to the Jew’s words,
and imperfectly comprehended the dark threats conveyed in them. That it was
possible even for justice itself to confound the innocent with the guilty when
they were in accidental companionship, he knew already; and that deeply-laid
plans for the destruction of inconveniently knowing or over-communicative
persons, had been really devised and carried out by the Jew on more occasions
than one, he thought by no means unlikely, when he recollected the general
nature of the altercations between that gentleman and Mr. Sikes: which seemed
to bear reference to some foregone conspiracy of the kind. As he glanced
timidly up, and met the Jew’s searching look, he felt that his pale face
and trembling limbs were neither unnoticed nor unrelished by that wary old
gentleman.</p>
<p>The Jew, smiling hideously, patted Oliver on the head, and said, that if he
kept himself quiet, and applied himself to business, he saw they would be very
good friends yet. Then, taking his hat, and covering himself with an old
patched great-coat, he went out, and locked the room-door behind him.</p>
<p>And so Oliver remained all that day, and for the greater part of many
subsequent days, seeing nobody, between early morning and midnight, and left
during the long hours to commune with his own thoughts. Which, never failing to
revert to his kind friends, and the opinion they must long ago have formed of
him, were sad indeed.</p>
<p>After the lapse of a week or so, the Jew left the room-door unlocked; and he
was at liberty to wander about the house.</p>
<p>It was a very dirty place. The rooms upstairs had great high wooden
chimney-pieces and large doors, with panelled walls and cornices to the
ceiling; which, although they were black with neglect and dust, were ornamented
in various ways. From all of these tokens Oliver concluded that a long time
ago, before the old Jew was born, it had belonged to better people, and had
perhaps been quite gay and handsome: dismal and dreary as it looked now.</p>
<p>Spiders had built their webs in the angles of the walls and ceilings; and
sometimes, when Oliver walked softly into a room, the mice would scamper across
the floor, and run back terrified to their holes. With these exceptions, there
was neither sight nor sound of any living thing; and often, when it grew dark,
and he was tired of wandering from room to room, he would crouch in the corner
of the passage by the street-door, to be as near living people as he could; and
would remain there, listening and counting the hours, until the Jew or the boys
returned.</p>
<p>In all the rooms, the mouldering shutters were fast closed: the bars which held
them were screwed tight into the wood; the only light which was admitted,
stealing its way through round holes at the top: which made the rooms more
gloomy, and filled them with strange shadows. There was a back-garret window
with rusty bars outside, which had no shutter; and out of this, Oliver often
gazed with a melancholy face for hours together; but nothing was to be descried
from it but a confused and crowded mass of housetops, blackened chimneys, and
gable-ends. Sometimes, indeed, a grizzly head might be seen, peering over the
parapet-wall of a distant house; but it was quickly withdrawn again; and as the
window of Oliver’s observatory was nailed down, and dimmed with the rain
and smoke of years, it was as much as he could do to make out the forms of the
different objects beyond, without making any attempt to be seen or
heard,—which he had as much chance of being, as if he had lived inside
the ball of St. Paul’s Cathedral.</p>
<p>One afternoon, the Dodger and Master Bates being engaged out that evening, the
first-named young gentleman took it into his head to evince some anxiety
regarding the decoration of his person (to do him justice, this was by no means
an habitual weakness with him); and, with this end and aim, he condescendingly
commanded Oliver to assist him in his toilet, straightway.</p>
<p>Oliver was but too glad to make himself useful; too happy to have some faces,
however bad, to look upon; too desirous to conciliate those about him when he
could honestly do so; to throw any objection in the way of this proposal. So he
at once expressed his readiness; and, kneeling on the floor, while the Dodger
sat upon the table so that he could take his foot in his laps, he applied
himself to a process which Mr. Dawkins designated as “japanning his
trotter-cases.” The phrase, rendered into plain English, signifieth,
cleaning his boots.</p>
<p>Whether it was the sense of freedom and independence which a rational animal
may be supposed to feel when he sits on a table in an easy attitude smoking a
pipe, swinging one leg carelessly to and fro, and having his boots cleaned all
the time, without even the past trouble of having taken them off, or the
prospective misery of putting them on, to disturb his reflections; or whether
it was the goodness of the tobacco that soothed the feelings of the Dodger, or
the mildness of the beer that mollified his thoughts; he was evidently
tinctured, for the nonce, with a spice of romance and enthusiasm, foreign to
his general nature. He looked down on Oliver, with a thoughtful countenance,
for a brief space; and then, raising his head, and heaving a gentle sign, said,
half in abstraction, and half to Master Bates:</p>
<p>“What a pity it is he isn’t a prig!”</p>
<p>“Ah!” said Master Charles Bates; “he don’t know
what’s good for him.”</p>
<p>The Dodger sighed again, and resumed his pipe: as did Charley Bates. They both
smoked, for some seconds, in silence.</p>
<p>“I suppose you don’t even know what a prig is?” said the
Dodger mournfully.</p>
<p>“I think I know that,” replied Oliver, looking up.
“It’s a the—; you’re one, are you not?” inquired
Oliver, checking himself.</p>
<p>“I am,” replied the Dodger. “I’d scorn to be anything
else.” Mr. Dawkins gave his hat a ferocious cock, after delivering this
sentiment, and looked at Master Bates, as if to denote that he would feel
obliged by his saying anything to the contrary.</p>
<p>“I am,” repeated the Dodger. “So’s Charley. So’s
Fagin. So’s Sikes. So’s Nancy. So’s Bet. So we all are, down
to the dog. And he’s the downiest one of the lot!”</p>
<p>“And the least given to peaching,” added Charley Bates.</p>
<p>“He wouldn’t so much as bark in a witness-box, for fear of
committing himself; no, not if you tied him up in one, and left him there
without wittles for a fortnight,” said the Dodger.</p>
<p>“Not a bit of it,” observed Charley.</p>
<p>“He’s a rum dog. Don’t he look fierce at any strange cove
that laughs or sings when he’s in company!” pursued the Dodger.
“Won’t he growl at all, when he hears a fiddle playing! And
don’t he hate other dogs as ain’t of his breed! Oh, no!”</p>
<p>“He’s an out-and-out Christian,” said Charley.</p>
<p>This was merely intended as a tribute to the animal’s abilities, but it
was an appropriate remark in another sense, if Master Bates had only known it;
for there are a good many ladies and gentlemen, claiming to be out-and-out
Christians, between whom, and Mr. Sikes’ dog, there exist strong and
singular points of resemblance.</p>
<p>“Well, well,” said the Dodger, recurring to the point from which
they had strayed: with that mindfulness of his profession which influenced all
his proceedings. “This hasn’t go anything to do with young Green
here.”</p>
<p>“No more it has,” said Charley. “Why don’t you put
yourself under Fagin, Oliver?”</p>
<p>“And make your fortun’ out of hand?” added the Dodger, with a
grin.</p>
<p>“And so be able to retire on your property, and do the gen-teel: as I
mean to, in the very next leap-year but four that ever comes, and the
forty-second Tuesday in Trinity-week,” said Charley Bates.</p>
<p>“I don’t like it,” rejoined Oliver, timidly; “I wish
they would let me go. I—I—would rather go.”</p>
<p>“And Fagin would <i>rather</i> not!” rejoined Charley.</p>
<p>Oliver knew this too well; but thinking it might be dangerous to express his
feelings more openly, he only sighed, and went on with his boot-cleaning.</p>
<p>“Go!” exclaimed the Dodger. “Why, where’s your
spirit? Don’t you take any pride out of yourself? Would you go and
be dependent on your friends?”</p>
<p>“Oh, blow that!” said Master Bates: drawing two or three silk
handkerchiefs from his pocket, and tossing them into a cupboard,
“that’s too mean; that is.”</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> couldn’t do it,” said the Dodger, with an air of
haughty disgust.</p>
<p>“You can leave your friends, though,” said Oliver with a half
smile; “and let them be punished for what you did.”</p>
<p>“That,” rejoined the Dodger, with a wave of his pipe, “That
was all out of consideration for Fagin, ’cause the traps know that we
work together, and he might have got into trouble if we hadn’t made our
lucky; that was the move, wasn’t it, Charley?”</p>
<p>Master Bates nodded assent, and would have spoken, but the recollection of
Oliver’s flight came so suddenly upon him, that the smoke he was inhaling
got entangled with a laugh, and went up into his head, and down into his
throat: and brought on a fit of coughing and stamping, about five minutes long.</p>
<p>“Look here!” said the Dodger, drawing forth a handful of shillings
and halfpence. “Here’s a jolly life! What’s the odds where it
comes from? Here, catch hold; there’s plenty more where they were took
from. You won’t, won’t you? Oh, you precious flat!”</p>
<p>“It’s naughty, ain’t it, Oliver?” inquired Charley
Bates. “He’ll come to be scragged, won’t he?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know what that means,” replied Oliver.</p>
<p>“Something in this way, old feller,” said Charly. As he said it,
Master Bates caught up an end of his neckerchief; and, holding it erect in the
air, dropped his head on his shoulder, and jerked a curious sound through his
teeth; thereby indicating, by a lively pantomimic representation, that
scragging and hanging were one and the same thing.</p>
<p>“That’s what it means,” said Charley. “Look how he
stares, Jack!</p>
<p>I never did see such prime company as that ’ere boy; he’ll be the
death of me, I know he will.” Master Charley Bates, having laughed
heartily again, resumed his pipe with tears in his eyes.</p>
<p>“You’ve been brought up bad,” said the Dodger, surveying his
boots with much satisfaction when Oliver had polished them. “Fagin will
make something of you, though, or you’ll be the first he ever had that
turned out unprofitable. You’d better begin at once; for you’ll
come to the trade long before you think of it; and you’re only losing
time, Oliver.”</p>
<p>Master Bates backed this advice with sundry moral admonitions of his own:
which, being exhausted, he and his friend Mr. Dawkins launched into a glowing
description of the numerous pleasures incidental to the life they led,
interspersed with a variety of hints to Oliver that the best thing he could do,
would be to secure Fagin’s favour without more delay, by the means which
they themselves had employed to gain it.</p>
<p>“And always put this in your pipe, Nolly,” said the Dodger, as the
Jew was heard unlocking the door above, “if you don’t take fogels
and tickers—”</p>
<p>“What’s the good of talking in that way?” interposed Master
Bates; “he don’t know what you mean.”</p>
<p>“If you don’t take pocket-handkechers and watches,” said the
Dodger, reducing his conversation to the level of Oliver’s capacity,
“some other cove will; so that the coves that lose ’em will be all
the worse, and you’ll be all the worse, too, and nobody half a
ha’p’orth the better, except the chaps wot gets them—and
you’ve just as good a right to them as they have.”</p>
<p>“To be sure, to be sure!” said the Jew, who had entered unseen by
Oliver. “It all lies in a nutshell my dear; in a nutshell, take the
Dodger’s word for it. Ha! ha! ha! He understands the catechism of his
trade.”</p>
<p>The old man rubbed his hands gleefully together, as he corroborated the
Dodger’s reasoning in these terms; and chuckled with delight at his
pupil’s proficiency.</p>
<p>The conversation proceeded no farther at this time, for the Jew had returned
home accompanied by Miss Betsy, and a gentleman whom Oliver had never seen
before, but who was accosted by the Dodger as Tom Chitling; and who, having
lingered on the stairs to exchange a few gallantries with the lady, now made
his appearance.</p>
<p>Mr. Chitling was older in years than the Dodger: having perhaps numbered
eighteen winters; but there was a degree of deference in his deportment towards
that young gentleman which seemed to indicate that he felt himself conscious of
a slight inferiority in point of genius and professional aquirements. He had
small twinkling eyes, and a pock-marked face; wore a fur cap, a dark corduroy
jacket, greasy fustian trousers, and an apron. His wardrobe was, in truth,
rather out of repair; but he excused himself to the company by stating that his
“time” was only out an hour before; and that, in consequence of
having worn the regimentals for six weeks past, he had not been able to bestow
any attention on his private clothes. Mr. Chitling added, with strong marks of
irritation, that the new way of fumigating clothes up yonder was infernal
unconstitutional, for it burnt holes in them, and there was no remedy against
the County. The same remark he considered to apply to the regulation mode of
cutting the hair: which he held to be decidedly unlawful. Mr. Chitling wound up
his observations by stating that he had not touched a drop of anything for
forty-two moral long hard-working days; and that he “wished he might be
busted if he warn’t as dry as a lime-basket.”</p>
<p>“Where do you think the gentleman has come from, Oliver?” inquired
the Jew, with a grin, as the other boys put a bottle of spirits on the table.</p>
<p>“I—I—don’t know, sir,” replied Oliver.</p>
<p>“Who’s that?” inquired Tom Chitling, casting a contemptuous
look at Oliver.</p>
<p>“A young friend of mine, my dear,” replied the Jew.</p>
<p>“He’s in luck, then,” said the young man, with a meaning look
at Fagin. “Never mind where I came from, young ’un; you’ll
find your way there, soon enough, I’ll bet a crown!”</p>
<p>At this sally, the boys laughed. After some more jokes on the same subject,
they exchanged a few short whispers with Fagin; and withdrew.</p>
<p>After some words apart between the last comer and Fagin, they drew their chairs
towards the fire; and the Jew, telling Oliver to come and sit by him, led the
conversation to the topics most calculated to interest his hearers. These were,
the great advantages of the trade, the proficiency of the Dodger, the
amiability of Charley Bates, and the liberality of the Jew himself. At length
these subjects displayed signs of being thoroughly exhausted; and Mr. Chitling
did the same: for the house of correction becomes fatiguing after a week or
two. Miss Betsy accordingly withdrew; and left the party to their repose.</p>
<p>From this day, Oliver was seldom left alone; but was placed in almost constant
communication with the two boys, who played the old game with the Jew every
day: whether for their own improvement or Oliver’s, Mr. Fagin best knew.
At other times the old man would tell them stories of robberies he had
committed in his younger days: mixed up with so much that was droll and
curious, that Oliver could not help laughing heartily, and showing that he was
amused in spite of all his better feelings.</p>
<p>In short, the wily old Jew had the boy in his toils. Having prepared his mind,
by solitude and gloom, to prefer any society to the companionship of his own
sad thoughts in such a dreary place, he was now slowly instilling into his soul
the poison which he hoped would blacken it, and change its hue for ever.</p>
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