<h2> The City Bushman </h2>
<p>It was pleasant up the country, City Bushman, where you went,<br/>
For you sought the greener patches and you travelled like a gent;<br/>
And you curse the trams and buses and the turmoil and the push,<br/>
Though you know the squalid city needn't keep you from the bush;<br/>
But we lately heard you singing of the 'plains where shade is not',<br/>
And you mentioned it was dusty — 'all was dry and all was hot'.<br/>
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True, the bush 'hath moods and changes' — and the bushman hath 'em, too,<br/>
For he's not a poet's dummy — he's a man, the same as you;<br/>
But his back is growing rounder — slaving for the absentee —<br/>
And his toiling wife is thinner than a country wife should be.<br/>
For we noticed that the faces of the folks we chanced to meet<br/>
Should have made a greater contrast to the faces in the street;<br/>
And, in short, we think the bushman's being driven to the wall,<br/>
And it's doubtful if his spirit will be 'loyal thro' it all'.<br/>
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Though the bush has been romantic and it's nice to sing about,<br/>
There's a lot of patriotism that the land could do without —<br/>
Sort of BRITISH WORKMAN nonsense that shall perish in the scorn<br/>
Of the drover who is driven and the shearer who is shorn,<br/>
Of the struggling western farmers who have little time for rest,<br/>
And are ruined on selections in the sheep-infested West;<br/>
Droving songs are very pretty, but they merit little thanks<br/>
From the people of a country in possession of the Banks.<br/>
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And the 'rise and fall of seasons' suits the rise and fall of rhyme,<br/>
But we know that western seasons do not run on schedule time;<br/>
For the drought will go on drying while there's anything to dry,<br/>
Then it rains until you'd fancy it would bleach the sunny sky —<br/>
Then it pelters out of reason, for the downpour day and night<br/>
Nearly sweeps the population to the Great Australian Bight.<br/>
It is up in Northern Queensland that the seasons do their best,<br/>
But it's doubtful if you ever saw a season in the West;<br/>
There are years without an autumn or a winter or a spring,<br/>
There are broiling Junes, and summers when it rains like anything.<br/>
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In the bush my ears were opened to the singing of the bird,<br/>
But the 'carol of the magpie' was a thing I never heard.<br/>
Once the beggar roused my slumbers in a shanty, it is true,<br/>
But I only heard him asking, 'Who the blanky blank are you?'<br/>
And the bell-bird in the ranges — but his 'silver chime' is harsh<br/>
When it's heard beside the solo of the curlew in the marsh.<br/>
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Yes, I heard the shearers singing 'William Riley', out of tune,<br/>
Saw 'em fighting round a shanty on a Sunday afternoon,<br/>
But the bushman isn't always 'trapping brumbies in the night',<br/>
Nor is he for ever riding when 'the morn is fresh and bright',<br/>
And he isn't always singing in the humpies on the run —<br/>
And the camp-fire's 'cheery blazes' are a trifle overdone;<br/>
We have grumbled with the bushmen round the fire on rainy days,<br/>
When the smoke would blind a bullock and there wasn't any blaze,<br/>
Save the blazes of our language, for we cursed the fire in turn<br/>
Till the atmosphere was heated and the wood began to burn.<br/>
Then we had to wring our blueys which were rotting in the swags,<br/>
And we saw the sugar leaking through the bottoms of the bags,<br/>
And we couldn't raise a chorus, for the toothache and the cramp,<br/>
While we spent the hours of darkness draining puddles round the camp.<br/>
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Would you like to change with Clancy — go a-droving? tell us true,<br/>
For we rather think that Clancy would be glad to change with you,<br/>
And be something in the city; but 'twould give your muse a shock<br/>
To be losing time and money through the foot-rot in the flock,<br/>
And you wouldn't mind the beauties underneath the starry dome<br/>
If you had a wife and children and a lot of bills at home.<br/>
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Did you ever guard the cattle when the night was inky-black,<br/>
And it rained, and icy water trickled gently down your back<br/>
Till your saddle-weary backbone fell a-aching to the roots<br/>
And you almost felt the croaking of the bull-frog in your boots —<br/>
Sit and shiver in the saddle, curse the restless stock and cough<br/>
Till a squatter's irate dummy cantered up to warn you off?<br/>
Did you fight the drought and pleuro when the 'seasons' were asleep,<br/>
Felling sheoaks all the morning for a flock of starving sheep,<br/>
Drinking mud instead of water — climbing trees and lopping boughs<br/>
For the broken-hearted bullocks and the dry and dusty cows?<br/>
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Do you think the bush was better in the 'good old droving days',<br/>
When the squatter ruled supremely as the king of western ways,<br/>
When you got a slip of paper for the little you could earn,<br/>
But were forced to take provisions from the station in return —<br/>
When you couldn't keep a chicken at your humpy on the run,<br/>
For the squatter wouldn't let you — and your work was never done;<br/>
When you had to leave the missus in a lonely hut forlorn<br/>
While you 'rose up Willy Riley' — in the days ere you were born?<br/>
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Ah! we read about the drovers and the shearers and the like<br/>
Till we wonder why such happy and romantic fellows strike.<br/>
Don't you fancy that the poets ought to give the bush a rest<br/>
Ere they raise a just rebellion in the over-written West?<br/>
Where the simple-minded bushman gets a meal and bed and rum<br/>
Just by riding round reporting phantom flocks that never come;<br/>
Where the scalper — never troubled by the 'war-whoop of the push' —<br/>
Has a quiet little billet — breeding rabbits in the bush;<br/>
Where the idle shanty-keeper never fails to make a draw,<br/>
And the dummy gets his tucker through provisions in the law;<br/>
Where the labour-agitator — when the shearers rise in might —<br/>
Makes his money sacrificing all his substance for The Right;<br/>
Where the squatter makes his fortune, and 'the seasons rise and fall',<br/>
And the poor and honest bushman has to suffer for it all;<br/>
Where the drovers and the shearers and the bushmen and the rest<br/>
Never reach the Eldorado of the poets of the West.<br/>
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And you think the bush is purer and that life is better there,<br/>
But it doesn't seem to pay you like the 'squalid street and square'.<br/>
Pray inform us, City Bushman, where you read, in prose or verse,<br/>
Of the awful 'city urchin who would greet you with a curse'.<br/>
There are golden hearts in gutters, though their owners lack the fat,<br/>
And we'll back a teamster's offspring to outswear a city brat.<br/>
Do you think we're never jolly where the trams and buses rage?<br/>
Did you hear the gods in chorus when 'Ri-tooral' held the stage?<br/>
Did you catch a ring of sorrow in the city urchin's voice<br/>
When he yelled for Billy Elton, when he thumped the floor for Royce?<br/>
Do the bushmen, down on pleasure, miss the everlasting stars<br/>
When they drink and flirt and so on in the glow of private bars?<br/>
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You've a down on 'trams and buses', or the 'roar' of 'em, you said,<br/>
And the 'filthy, dirty attic', where you never toiled for bread.<br/>
(And about that self-same attic — Lord! wherever have you been?<br/>
For the struggling needlewoman mostly keeps her attic clean.)<br/>
But you'll find it very jolly with the cuff-and-collar push,<br/>
And the city seems to suit you, while you rave about the bush.<br/>
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. . . . .<br/>
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You'll admit that Up-the Country, more especially in drought,<br/>
Isn't quite the Eldorado that the poets rave about,<br/>
Yet at times we long to gallop where the reckless bushman rides<br/>
In the wake of startled brumbies that are flying for their hides;<br/>
Long to feel the saddle tremble once again between our knees<br/>
And to hear the stockwhips rattle just like rifles in the trees!<br/>
Long to feel the bridle-leather tugging strongly in the hand<br/>
And to feel once more a little like a native of the land.<br/>
And the ring of bitter feeling in the jingling of our rhymes<br/>
Isn't suited to the country nor the spirit of the times.<br/>
Let us go together droving, and returning, if we live,<br/>
Try to understand each other while we reckon up the div.<br/></p>
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