<h2><SPAN name="page8"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>IN THE GLOAMING.</h2>
<p class="poetry"><span class="smcap">In</span> the Gloaming to
be roaming, where the crested waves are foaming,<br/>
And the shy mermaidens combing locks that ripple to
their feet;<br/>
When the Gloaming is, I never made the ghost of an endeavour<br/>
To discover—but whatever were the hour, it
would be sweet.</p>
<p class="poetry">“To their feet,” I say, for
Leech’s sketch indisputably teaches<br/>
That the mermaids of our beaches do not end in ugly
tails,<br/>
<SPAN name="page9"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>Nor have
homes among the corals; but are shod with neat balmorals,<br/>
An arrangement no one quarrels with, as many might
with scales.</p>
<p class="poetry">Sweet to roam beneath a shady cliff, of course
with some young lady,<br/>
Lalage, Neæra, Haidee, or Elaine, or Mary
Ann:<br/>
Love, you dear delusive dream, you! Very sweet your victims
deem you,<br/>
When, heard only by the seamew, they talk all the
stuff one can.</p>
<p class="poetry">Sweet to haste, a licensed lover, to Miss
Pinkerton the glover,<br/>
Having managed to discover what is dear
Neæra’s “size”:<br/>
<SPAN name="page10"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
10</span>P’raps to touch that wrist so slender, as your
tiny gift you tender,<br/>
And to read you’re no offender, in those
laughing hazel eyes.</p>
<p class="poetry">Then to hear her call you “Harry,”
when she makes you fetch and carry—<br/>
O young men about to marry, what a blessed thing it
is!<br/>
To be photograph’d—together—cased in pretty
Russia leather—<br/>
Hear her gravely doubting whether they have spoilt
your honest phiz!</p>
<p class="poetry">Then to bring your plighted fair one first a
ring—a rich and rare one—<br/>
Next a bracelet, if she’ll wear one, and a
heap of things beside;<br/>
<SPAN name="page11"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>And
serenely bending o’er her, to inquire if it would bore
her<br/>
To say when her own adorer may aspire to call her
bride!</p>
<p class="poetry">Then, the days of courtship over, with your
WIFE to start for Dover<br/>
Or Dieppe—and live in clover evermore,
whate’er befalls:<br/>
For I’ve read in many a novel that, unless they’ve
souls that grovel,<br/>
Folks <i>prefer</i> in fact a hovel to your dreary
marble halls:</p>
<p class="poetry">To sit, happy married lovers; Phillis trifling
with a plover’s<br/>
Egg, while Corydon uncovers with a grace the Sally
Lunn,<br/>
<SPAN name="page12"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>Or
dissects the lucky pheasant—that, I think, were passing
pleasant;<br/>
As I sit alone at present, dreaming darkly of a
Dun.</p>
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />