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<h3>CHAPTER XIV.</h3>
<h4>WAYS AND MEANS.<br/> </h4>
<p>On the following day Bertram returned to town. Now that he was a
successful lover, and about to take upon himself at some future time
the responsible duties of a married man, he became very energetic in
the chambers of Mr. Die. He could hardly spare a day during the
winter for running down to Littlebath, and whenever he did do so, he
took Coke upon Lyttleton down with him. Nor did he work in vain. He
never had worked in vain. Facility of acquiring the special knowledge
which he sought had ever been one of his gifts. Mr. Die was already
beginning to prophesy great things; and his friend Harcourt, who
occasionally wanted his society, declared that he overdid his
labours.</p>
<p>Down at Littlebath they did not quite approve of all this industry.
Caroline naturally thought that more of her lover's hours should be
devoted to her; and Miss Baker, who looked on Mr. Bertram's money as
certainly destined either for Caroline or George, considered that he
was wasting his time with his fusty books. She had not dared to say
much to George on this subject, and he had not taken very well the
little that she did say. She could not tell him that Caroline was Mr.
Bertram's granddaughter, but she did remind him that he himself was
Mr. Bertram's nephew, and hinted that though a profession might be
very eligible for a young man of such brilliant prospects, it could
hardly be necessary for him absolutely to make a slave of himself. To
this George had answered, somewhat curtly, that he had no reason to
expect anything further from his uncle; and that as he looked forward
to maintain himself and his wife by his successful exertions as a
barrister, it was absolutely necessary that he should at present work
very hard. "I have lost a whole year," he said to Miss Baker; "and
nothing but very sharp work can atone for that."</p>
<p>He never once saw his uncle after his first visit to Littlebath till
the next year was far advanced. He felt no desire to see him, and
certainly no wish to be the bearer of tidings as to his own
engagement. Miss Baker had undertaken to do this, and might do so if
she so pleased. As far as he was concerned, he had no idea of asking
permission to marry from any one.</p>
<p>"Why should I ask him," he had once said to Miss Baker. "I shall
marry just the same, whether he permits it or whether he does not."</p>
<p>This was grievous to the ladies at Littlebath. Very little had been
said about money between George and Miss Baker up to this time;
nothing had been said between George and Caroline; but the two ladies
knew that there could be no marriage till there was an adequate
income. The income of the gentleman when stripped of his fellowship
would be two hundred pounds a year; that of the lady was about the
same. Now Caroline Waddington had no intention whatever of marrying
on four hundred pounds a year; and it must be more than three years
at the very least before all this profound study would result in
golden fees.</p>
<p>Now that the matter was so far settled—settled as Bertram considered
it—he did tell Harcourt of his love. "Harcourt," said he, one day.
"I have a piece of news which perhaps I ought to tell you. I am
engaged to be married."</p>
<p>"Are you?" said Harcourt, rather too coolly to satisfy his friend's
expectation.</p>
<p>"I am not joking."</p>
<p>"Who ever accused you of joking since you took to the law and Mr.
Die? I did not give you credit for a joke; not even for so bad a one
as that would be. Shall I congratulate or condole with you?"</p>
<p>"Either or neither. Perhaps you had better wait till you see the
lady."</p>
<p>"And when is it to be?"</p>
<p>"Well; in this coming summer, I suppose. That is my wish, at least."</p>
<p>"And your wish of course will be law. I presume then that I may be
justified in surmising that the lady has some considerable fortune?"</p>
<p>"No, indeed, she has not. Something she has got; about as much,
perhaps, as myself. We shall have bread to eat."</p>
<p>"And occasionally cheese," said Harcourt, who could not understand
that any rising man could marry early, unless in doing so he acquired
money.</p>
<p>"And occasionally cheese," repeated Bertram. "This is a state of
things that would not suit your book, I know."</p>
<p>"Not exactly," said Harcourt. "But men have very different ideas
about women. I could do, and have done, and am doing with a small
income myself; but a wife is in some respects like a horse. If a
gentleman does keep a horse, it should be well groomed."</p>
<p>"You could not endure a woman who was not always got up in satin and
velvet?"</p>
<p>"Not satin and velvet exactly. I do not require a curiously-mounted
saddle for my horse. But I don't think I should have much enjoyment
with a cheap wife. I like cold mutton and candle-ends myself very
well, but I do not love feminine economies. Family washing-bills kept
at the lowest, a maid-of-all-work with an allowance in lieu of beer,
and a dark morning gown for household work, would not, if I know
myself, add fuel to the ardour of my conjugal affection. I love women
dearly; I like them to be near me; but then I like them to be nice.
When a woman is nasty, she is very nasty."</p>
<p>Bertram said in his heart that Harcourt was a beast, an animal
without a soul, a creature capable of no other joys than those of a
material nature; but he kept this opinion at the present moment to
himself. Not, however, that he was averse to express himself openly
before his friend. He often gave Harcourt to understand that he
suspected him of being deficient in the article of a soul; and
Harcourt would take the reproach with perfect good-humour, remarking,
perhaps, that he might probably find it possible to get on decently
without one.</p>
<p>"Is the lady's name a secret?" he asked.</p>
<p>"No; not to you, at least. I believe it is generally considered
advisable that these sort of things should not be talked about quite
openly till the consummation of them is nigh at hand. I have no wish
for any mystery in the matter. Her name is Caroline Waddington."</p>
<p>"What! a daughter of Sir Augustus?"</p>
<p>"No; nothing to Sir Augustus, that I have heard."</p>
<p>"She must, then, be one of the General's family?"</p>
<p>"Not that either. Her only relative, that I know, is a Miss Baker."</p>
<p>"Miss Baker!" said Harcourt; and the tone of his voice was not
encouraging.</p>
<p>"Yes, Miss Baker," said Bertram; and the tone of his voice was hardly
conciliatory.</p>
<p>"Oh—ah—yes. I don't exactly think I know her. Miss Baker!"</p>
<p>"It would be odd if you did, for she lives at Littlebath, and hardly
ever comes to town. When she does, she stays down at Hadley with my
uncle."</p>
<p>"Oh—h! That's a horse of another colour. I beg your pardon entirely,
my dear fellow. Why did you not tell me at first that this is a match
of your uncle's making?"</p>
<p>"My uncle's making! It is not a match of my uncle's making."</p>
<p>"Well, well; one that he approves. I hardly gave you credit for so
much prudence. That will be as good as having everything settled
exactly as you could wish it."</p>
<p>"You are giving me a great deal too much credit," said Bertram,
laughing. "My uncle knows nothing about my marriage, and I have not
the slightest idea of consulting him. I should think it mean to do
so, considering everything."</p>
<p>"Mean to consult the only relative you have who can do anything for
you?"</p>
<p>"Yes. He has told me over and over again that I have no claim on him;
and, therefore, I will make none."</p>
<p>Bertram had said to himself frequently that he cared nothing for this
man's judgment in such matters; but, nevertheless, after what had
passed, he did desire that Harcourt should see Caroline. He was
aware, judging rather from Harcourt's tone than from his words, that
that keen-sighted friend of his had but a low opinion of Miss
Waddington; that he thought that she was some ordinary, intriguing
girl, who had been baiting a hook for a husband, after the manner
which scandal states to be so common among the Littlebathians; and
Bertram longed, therefore, to surprise his eyes and astound his
intellect with a view of her charms and a near knowledge of her
attributes. Nothing should be said of her beauty, and the blaze of it
should fall upon him altogether unprepared.</p>
<p>George was right in his feelings in this respect. Harcourt had formed
a very false idea of Miss Waddington;—had led himself to imagine
that she was second-rate and unattractive. In the first place, he had
his own ideas about Littlebath, and conceived that it was not the
place in which the highest beauty of England should be looked for;
and in the next place, he knew George Bertram, and regarded him as a
man peculiarly liable to such dangers as these.</p>
<p>"You must come down with me to Littlebath. When will you give me a
day?"</p>
<p>Harcourt demurred, as he did not wish to be called on imperiously to
praise a woman of whom he knew he should disapprove, and endeavoured
to excuse himself from the journey. But Bertram persisted, and at
last it was settled that he would go down.</p>
<p>This did not happen till towards the end of winter. Miss Baker had,
as she promised, seen Mr. Bertram in the meantime, and the answer
returned from the Hadley oracle had, like most oracle-answers, been
neither favourable nor unfavourable. Mr. Bertram had expressed no
great anger at the tale of love that was told him; but neither had he
expressed any gratification. "Well," he had said, "it is odd that
they should have come together; very odd. He is a clever young man,
and I dare say may do well." Miss Baker had then ventured, but in a
very modest way, to ask him his opinion as to the sufficiency of the
young people's income. "They must judge of that themselves," he had
said, rather sharply. "But I suppose they have no idea of marrying as
yet. They mean to wait, don't they, till he begins his profession?"
To this Miss Baker had made no answer, and nothing further had been
said at that meeting.</p>
<p>Early in March, Miss Baker had again seen the great man. She had then
ventured to explain to him that George was working very hard.</p>
<p>"Ah! you have his word for that, I suppose," said the uncle; "but if
so, believe me he will get on at such work as that quicker without a
wife than he will with one."</p>
<p>But at this interview Miss Baker did ask him plainly, as had been
agreed beforehand between her and her niece that she should do,
whether he would on their marriage make any increase to his
granddaughter's fortune.</p>
<p>"She has a liberal, ladylike provision," said he.</p>
<p>"But they will not have enough to live on," said Miss Baker.</p>
<p>"They will have a third more, Mary, than I had when I married your
aunt. And yet I saved money on my income."</p>
<p>"But remember how they have been brought up, sir."</p>
<p>"If they will be fine ladies and gentlemen, they must take the
penalties of being so. Fine ladies and gentlemen cannot marry at a
moment's notice, as do ploughboys and milkmaids. If they cannot live
on a limited income, they must wait." He did, however, on this
occasion go so far as to say, that if they would wait for another
twelvemonth, and that if he were then living, he would add two
thousand pounds to Caroline's fortune. As to George, he had done as
much as he intended to do—certainly for the present. "George likes
his own way," said the old man, "and as far as I am concerned, he
shall have it. It will be well for him to make his own career in the
world; he will be happier so than in spending my money."</p>
<p>On this occasion Miss Baker was permitted to tell Caroline all the
circumstances of her parentage and grandparentage. The same story
might now be told to George. But they were both to be cautioned that
their relative's displeasure would be incurred by any useless
repetition of it. "And, Mary," said he, "do not let them mislead
themselves. Do not let them marry with the idea that by so doing they
will inherit between them my money. I wish them both to understand
that my views are altogether different."</p>
<p>Miss Baker, when she returned to Littlebath, could not think that she
had been successful in her mission; and Caroline immediately declared
that any idea of a marriage for that year, or even for the next, must
now be altogether out of the question. She was very much startled at
hearing that Mr. Bertram was her mother's father, but did not pretend
to any suddenly intense affection for him. "If that be so," said she,
coldly, "if George and I are his only near connections, and if he
does not disapprove of our marriage, he ought to give us an income on
which we can live." It is astonishing how different are the views of
grandfathers and grandchildren on such matters!</p>
<p>Unfortunately there was no unanimity of opinion on this matter,
either between the lovers themselves or between them and their aunt.
George was of opinion that they should marry immediately on their
present income, and trust to Providence and his exertions for a
future increase. For one year he would have the income of his
fellowship; in two years and a half he would be called; and in the
meantime, he could make something by the Magazines. If Caroline was
not afraid, he was not.</p>
<p>But Caroline was very much afraid. It had by no means formed part of
the project of her life to live in London as a married woman on four
hundred pounds a year. "She knew," she said to Miss Baker, "what
effect that would have on her husband's affections." She seemed,
indeed, to share some of Harcourt's opinions on the subject, and to
have a dislike to feminine economies, or at least to the use of them
under the surveillance of a man's eye. As far as she could see, the
marriage must be postponed indefinitely—at any rate, till after
George should have been called to the bar.</p>
<p>Miss Baker's voice was for a middle course. She suggested that they
should wait for Mr. Bertram's two thousand pounds and then marry.
They would then have an income increased to some extent. They would
also show a deference to the old man's views, which would
undoubtedly—so Miss Baker thought—have ultimate results of a most
beneficial nature. "After all," as she remarked more than once to her
niece, "who else is there?"</p>
<p>But the young people were quite as obstinate as the old man. George
would make no concession whatever to his uncle. He was ready to marry
on love and a small income, and he expected Caroline to show an equal
warmth. Caroline would by no means alter her views, or risk the
misery of an ill-provided nursery. It had been the one great resolve
of her life, that she would not be a poor man's wife. "She was ready
to wait," she said. "If she could trust and wait, surely George might
do so. A man, with all the world around him, encountered neither the
misery nor the risk in waiting that fell to a girl's lot."</p>
<p>The disputes incidental to these different opinions did not ever take
place between George and Caroline. He, from a feeling of chivalry,
abstained from discussing money matters with her; and she, from a
feeling of prudence, was equally silent with him. Poor Miss Baker was
the medium for it all. George of course would press with a lover's
ardour for an early day; and Caroline would of course say that an
immediate marriage was, she found, impracticable. And then each would
refer the other to Miss Baker.</p>
<p>Things went on in this way till the middle of May. Sometimes George
was almost angry, and wrote letters that were somewhat savage;
sometimes Caroline would be haughty, and then she too could write
letters which would tell her mind in good plain set terms. But they
were not near enough, or sufficiently often with each other, to
quarrel.</p>
<p>So matters went on till May; and then, on one fine May-day, Harcourt
and George together took their places in the train for Littlebath.</p>
<p>"I wonder what you'll think of her?" said George. "Of course you'll
tell the truth?"</p>
<p>"Oh, of course," said Harcourt, with his mind duly made up to praise
her.</p>
<p>"You haven't the pluck to find fault with her," said George; "you
would be afraid not to call her handsome, even if you thought her as
ugly as Hecate."</p>
<p>"Exactly," said Harcourt; "and therefore these little experimentary
trips are never of any use."</p>
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